Tuesday, July 20, 2010

i am sick of vampires!

i am officially sick of vampires.

What i would now like to see;
are films & TV shows about a new Genre of monsters.

There are plenty to choose from...

My Favorite is Ghouls.
Ghouls are just Ordinary People that like to eat the flesh of recently deceased people.
They don't have any Real SuperPowers,
But they have a Ability to Disregard all Cultural Taboos.
They are able to Think & Act Completely Free of All Cultural Restraints.
This is Far beyound the trivial & inconsequential lawlessness of The Petty or Career Criminal,
Complete Freedom from Cultural Programming is A Remarkable Gift.
Batman is to Superman as Ghouls are to Vampires.

Idea for TV Show:

Zophiel's Basement
Tentative Title

A TV Series; A Cross between The Addams Family & The Munsters + Everything else.
The Wife is The Frankenstein Monster, The Husband, A Perfectly Ordinary Accountant, Polite but has secret powers. The Daughter; Zophiel, is a Werewolf & Fallen Angel, Who came to the family by some means, never quite specified. The son is an aquatic creature. Fish like head, tiny arms & legs and large tadpole like tail. He is unable to get around on land very easily, so he usually gets around in a wheelchair like contraption. The Grandmother is a perfectly reasonable witch, and there's a caretaker of their very large, museum like home, that is a slightly larger than normal, cyclopean with too many arms.
There is a Cemetery near by, where ghouls live. The ghouls are friendly, but never betray their love of eating dead human flesh.
There is much Magick & Incomprehensible Science.
In this timeless reality there are numerous elements that suggest that it is taking place in the distant past or far flung future.
The children go to a very conventional public school where 80% of the children are perfectly normal, and the remaining children, very odd.
Much of what goes on peripherally is completely incomprehensible.
The gist of the program deals with perfectly ordinary sociological, philosophical & ancient religious dilemmas. The strangeness is always in the background.
The humor of the show is more Prairie Home Companion than Gilligan's Island.

Various Monsters to Fill in The Gaps.
Ripped from Numerous UnSpecified Blogs & Wikipedia.

• ExtraTerrestrial Types / See Flying Saucer Files in Documents
• Oannes ( The Anunnaki / Walking Fish People )
• The Greys Large Headed Beings with Almond Shaped Eyes & Frail Diminutive Bodies
• The Reptilians Silurians / Big Lizards / Live around Shasta Mountain in Oregon / Very Bad
• The Nordics Associated most frequently with ‘Contactees’ / Very Good, But Highly Impotent
• Aghartians Asiatic or Nordic humans who live under the Gobi desert and surrounding areas
• Alpha-Draconians Reptilian beings who Originated on Terra Tens of Millions of years ago,
• Altairians Alleged Reptilian inhabitants of the Altair stellar system in the constellation Aquila
• Amphibians Amphibian-like features and are semi-aquatic in nature.
• The Anakim Aka: The Elders / Elder Race / Giants /
• Andromedas The Andromedan Council / They want everything that's ET, off the planet.
• Antarctican This is allegedly a secret area of operations for both human and reptilian beings.
• Arcturians Arcturus is one of the most advanced civilizations in our entire galaxy.
• Atlans These are humans, that inhabit vast and complex cavern-cities beneath southern Brazil
• Biavilans Refer to Agharians
• Big Foot Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. See what or Who Big Foot really is.
• Bernarians Inhabitants of the 'Bernard's Star' system.
• Booteans Reptilians from the 'Bootes' system.
• Burrowers Another mutation of the saurian or serpent race that is capable of burrowing through the earth.
• Buttahs Being that dwells in spiritual darkness.
• Cetians Aka: Tau Cetians ) A human race of 'Mediterranean' or 'South American'
• Chameleon Reptilians genetically bred to enable themselves to appear 'human'.
• Dinosauroids (Human Dinosaurs...Saurians) /
• Dracos Mothmen The leader elite of the Reptilians are the 'Draco'.
• Draco-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by reptilian entities.
• Dragonworms These creatures are largely subterranean and have been reported on very rare occasions.
• Dwarfs Diminutive humans who live in northern California and the south-eastern Arizona
• Dropas Crashed on the Sino-Tibetan Border in 10,000 B.C.
• El Giants are defined as 'Els', El Anakims, based on the mythed 'EL-der Race.
• The Culhua Serpent race or giants/ Aryans/ Ethiopians/Phoenecians/ Reds/
• Eva-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by 'human' entities.
• Gizan ( Gizahn ) The 'Gizeh People' have been referred to by the Pleiadians (Billy Meier contacts)
• Grails These are saurian 'grey' type entities which are apparently somewhat taller t
• The Greens Humans of 'normal' size, yet who possess an olive-green skin color.
• The Greys Zeta Reticulans
• Deros These are the beings from which comes our legends of leprachauns and trolls.
• Gypsies Several sources refer to the Gypsies as having some connection with the UFO mystery.
• Hav-Musuvs Aka: Suvians ) / Prominent in Paihute Indian tradition
• Homins Homins’ is the name given to large, human-like creatures that are reported across the world.
• Hu-Brid 'Hybrids' possessing reptilian and human genetic coding yet who possess a human soul-matrix.
• Hyadeans The Hyades in the constellation Taurus, another group of refugees from the ancient Lyran wars.
• Hybrids Human and reptilian beings
• Hybrid - Grey
a. Gray 2- 5 feet tall
b. Gray 3- 7 feet tall
c. Gray 4- mushroom white skin
d. Gray 5- brown skin
e. Gray 6- Black skin
f. Gray 7 -have large eyes with a mictating membrane which can extend across the eye
g. Gray 8- has midnight blue eyes
h. Gray 9- has fine small amounts of hair on their heads
i. Gray 10- has 4 fingers
j. Gray 11- with 3 or 4 fingers and another finger positioned where the human thumb would be
k. Gray 12- whose fingers end with suction cups
• Human Type Aliens
a. Iguanoids Approximately 4-5 ft. tall, with 'Iguana-like' appearance yet 'hominoid' configuration.
• Ikels Or Satyrs Small hairy humanoids with cloven hoofs which inhabit deep caverns beneath South America
• Insiders Residents, either permanent or temporary, of the various different secret-societies
• Janosian This is allegedly a planet on which human beings live or once lived.
• Jawas Another group of extraterrestrials has been termed the 'Jawas'
• Korendian Humans allegedly living on a colonized planet known as 'Korender'.
• Leviathans Sea saurian 'sea serpents' such as the so-called 'Loch Ness Monster'.
• Light Beings..Light Workers / Use the human body as a tool to work on this earth plane.
• Lyran Supposing that the human inhabitants of Lyra
• Martians Inhabitants of the planet Mars,
• MIB's Also referred to as the 'Men In Black' or 'Horlocks'.
• The Moon-Eyes A race of peaceable humans some 7-8 ft. tall, with pale-blue skin and large 'wrap-around' eyes
• Mothmen Largely subterranean, pterodactyloid-like hominoids with bat-like wings.
• Nagas Also referred to as the 'Reptoids', 'Reptiloids', 'Reptons', 'Homo-saurus', 'Lizard-men'
• Nordics ( Wingmakers? ) Blonde, Blue-Eyed, Angular Faces. Commonly refered to as the Elohim.
• The Orange These entities largely converge beneath southern Nevada, northern New Mexico
• Orions Some claim that 'negative' entities have been associated with some of the stars in the Orion
• Reptilian ( Draconian, Serpent )
• Zombies Humans with alien brain implants programmed to help overthrow Mankind
• Robotic These aliens tend to be of artificial construction, usually some kind of shiny metal,
• The Chupacabra beast is considered by many ufologists to be an extension of this alien classification.
• Other Alien Creatures / India's Monkey Man /
• Apparition/Hologram An insubstantial entity, existing in sight and sound only but devoid of any physical mass.
• Or a TV Series Based on : The Cthulhu Mythos
• H. P. Lovecraft
• The Miskatonic Library / Miskatonic University; Arkham, Massachusetts
• Dunwich, Massachusetts / Essentially Disowned & Hidden by MA after The D Horror / Contains Ancient Myst- Stone Circles
• Innsmouth, Massachusetts / Controlled by The Esoteric Order of Dagon / Contains many of The Deep Ones
• Yuggoth = Pluto
• The Undersea City of R'lyeh / 47 degrees 9 minutes south, 126 degrees 43 minutes west.
• The Plateau of Leng / Moves around
• The Dreamlands / A Reality of Great Beauty & Horror accessible through ones Innocent Dreams
• Irem, City of Pillars / An Ancient Historically Islamic City imitating The Celestial Paradise / Unknown Location
• Necronomicron By The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred / Catch all History & Encyclopedia of The Great Old Ones
• De Vermis Mysteriis / Mysteries of The Worm / By The Wizard Ludwig Prinn
• Azathoth / The Blind Idiot of All Chaos that lays bloated at The Center of The Universe / The Troll Queen ?
• Nyarlathotep / The Black Man / The Coyote Trickster of The C Mythos
• Shub-Niggurath / The Principle or Element of Fertility
• Yog-Sothoth / One with Space & Time / Floating Iridescent Sphere(s
• Yog-Sothoth, Who is All-in-One & One-In-All
• Cthulhu / A Relatively Minor Agent of The Great Old One / Sleeping in The City of R'lyeh
• Hastur the Unspeakable / Air Element
• Mi-go/Fungi from Yuggoth / Crustacean-like fungoid beings / They serve Nyarlathotep and Shub-Niggurath at times, but often seem independent in their motivations.
• Ithaqua The Wind Walker shall ride the spaces among the stars / Windigo / Far North Ice Being
• Cthugha / The Dweller of Darkness / The Fire Element / Subservient of Fomalhaut
• Glaaki / The Inhabitant of The Lake / Slug like creature
• Dagon / ( Mistakenly thought of by NonPhilistines as a FishGod ) / Agriculture Deity
• Nyogtha / Black Amorphous Mass / Earth Element /
• Shuddle M'ell / Leader of an Underground Species; The Cthonians
• Tsathoggua / Furry Toad / Lives in the cavern world of N'kaia /
• Yig / Snake headed man / Agent of vengeance for Snakes done wrong
• Byakhee / Winged creatures which dwell in the depths of space near Aldebaran
• Deep Ones / Undersea dwellers which look like a cross between humans and fish (or frogs).Serve Dagon and Cthulhu.
• Great Race of Yith / Time-travelling beings with no true physical form, they occupied the bodies of immense iridescent cone-shaped creatures millions of years ago.
• Hounds of Tindalos / Creatures which dwell in the distant past. / They manifest themselves through angles, and cannot enter an area in which all surfaces are curved.
• The Ancient Crinoid Race / Elder Things/Old Ones / Starfish shaped beings that once lived in the city in Antarctica
• Umr at-Tawil / Overseer of The Ancient Ones, Humans that have transcended their mortal forms
• Lloigor
• Zhar
• Tsathoggua
• Shoggoths ( Shapeshifting Cattle of The Old Ones )
• Nodens; Lord of The Great Abyss / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Kthanid / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Bast / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• abominable snowman
• Argus
• banshee
• basilisk
• behemoth
• Bigfoot
• bogie
• brownie
• Cadborosaurus (Caddy)
• centaur
• Cerberus
• Chimera
• chupacabra
• cockatrice
• Cthulhu
• Cyclops
• demon
• devil
• dragon
• elf
• erl-king
• fairy
• faun
• Frankenstein
• gnome
• goblin
• Gorgon
• Grendel
• griffin
• harpy
• hippogriff
• hobbit
• Hydra
• jinn
• kraken
• leviathan
• Lilith
• Loch Ness Monster
• loup-garou
• lycanthrope
• manticore
• mermaid
• merman
• Minotaur
• Nessie
• Ogopogo
• orc
• Pegasus
• phoenix
• Sasquatch
• satyr
• Scylla
• sea serpent
• sea snake
• shape-shifter
• siren
• Sphinx
• thunderbird
• Tiamat
• troll
• Typhon
• unicorn
• urchin
• vampire
• werewolf
• windigo
• witch
• yeti

And to Fight The Monster(s
You'd need :
• Examples of The Überman / Man of Jen / Philosopher Knight /
• “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
• Any Generic Renaissance Man
• Any Generic Polymath / Polyglot
• Leonardo da Vinci
• Batman
• Generic Jedi Knight
• Thomas Jefferson
• Doc Savage
• Derek Flint
• James Bond
• Indiana Jones
• James T. Kirk
• Robin Hood
• Zorro
• Ellen Ripley
• T. E. Lawrence
• Shane
• Napoleon Solo
• MacGyver
• Darrell Zero
• Trinity
• Jeeves
• Westley in The Princess Bride
• Tarzan
• Kwi Chang Cane
• Jason ( & The Argonauts )
• Romulus ( & Remus )
• Examples of The ÄntiÜberman / Evil Villain /
• Michael Corleone
• Darth Vader
• Dracula
• Dr. Hannibal Lecter
• Any Given Villain from The Batman Comix Series
• Adolf Hitler

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