Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Cabbage Code 'The 2012 Candidates' !!!

Ack !
i tried posting this New Cabbage Code to This Blog,
But unfortunately;
It required a little formatting that Google doesn't want to support,
Or, as i suspect; It is possible, but they're only allowing serious hackers & dweebs access to those secrets !!!
The Most annoying Problem is that It's not a WYSIWYG Interface.
Although there's a 'Preview' Selector, It does not accurately Preview how The Composed Blog will appear when Published ! ( ??? )
And Goggle Blog does not allow for 'Extra' Spaces, Controllable Tabs, Equally Spaced Fonts ( Although is has a Font Selector, it doesn't seem to work ! ( ? ) ) or Other simple Formatting Tools ( ! )
It should be at least as functional as an Old Style Underwood Typewriter !
It has all The Fancy Stuff, But few of The Simple, Basic Things !!!

Gawd! i hate Computers !

Enough Digression !

So i had to post it to Google Docs !
It's at : Cabbage Code : The 2012 Candidates

It contains a full listing of all The Usual Nonsense + A Lot of Documentation.

A Small Peek :

A Cabbage Codes Project


An Exploration using Ancient Jewish Mysticism,

The Qaballah; The Gematria & Plenty of Table Salt.


"The Republican Candidates"

Introductory Introduction :


The Cabbage Key for this Exposition was carefully crafted using

extensive scholarship, Interviews with Relatives of The Candidates,

Conversations with Dead Presidents, Afternoon Discussions with Angels,

Sprites, Gnomes & Shards of Broken Mirrors from

The Candidates Ex-Girlfriends.


After Several Months of Analysis & Inquiry,

This Resulting Key was Given to Thousands of 4th & 5th Graders

During Their TimeOuts to Find Sums which seemed Relevant

To The Approaching Presidential Election.


Approximately 407,827,913 man/child-hours

Were Expended Creating this Register.


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The Cabbage Key :

A = 6 : : : : The Number of Butt-Cheeks on Satan's Ass

B = -324 : : : : The Number of Bees Lost up Bachmann's Nose

C = 146 : : : : The Number of Women Cain has Helped in Their Careers

D = -41 : : : : The Number of Dildo's Sarah Palin has Broken

E = 29 : : : : The Number of Dead Republican Elephants

that can Dance on The Head of A Pin

F = 35 : : : : The Number of Goldfish Mitt Romney has Swallowed

G = 2 : : : : The Number of Gawds that Donald Trump Worships

H = 79 : : : : The Number of Steps from Texas to Hell

I = 53 : : : : The Number of Instances Rick Perry has Said 'Whuck!'

J = 59 : : : : The Number of Jockeys that Newt Gingrich as Ridden

K = -187 : : : : The Number of Kangaroos that Sarah P has Eaten

L = 99 : : : : The Number of Love Childs all The Candidates Share

M = 77 : : : : The Number of Moons that Orbit Around D. Trumps Head

N = 82 : : : : The Number of Nuns Ron P. has bedded

O = 86 : : : : The Number of Orifices that Comprise Satan's Genitals

P = 161 : : : : The Number of Times Mitt R has caught his Penis in his Zipper

Q = 99 : : : : The Number of Quirky Catch Phrases Rejected for Slogans

R = 106 : : : : The Most Rabbits that Herman C has ever fit into his pants

S = 68 : : : : The Number of Cloven Hooves on Satan's Feet

T = 5 : : : : The Number of Thumbs on Ron P.s Left Hand

U = 126 : : : : The Number of Urinals that Donald T has in his Mansion

V = 129 : : : : The Number of Vulvas that Rick P has seen in Magazines

W = 27 : : : : The Number of Witches & Wizards in The House & Senate

X = 140 : : : : The Number of Xeroxes of Rush L in Congress

Y = 146 : : : : The Average Number of Times Rick Perry says Y'all every day

Z = 152 : : : : The Number of Zoos Sarah P will Open to Hunters if Elected


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The Most Astonishing Results :

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The Republican Candidates :

Additional Anagrams !

666 = Mitt Romney

666 = My! I'm Rotten!

666 = Into My Term!

666 = Ye Norm: Mitt!

666 = Try; I'm Not Me!

666 = Try Mom; I = Ten!

666 = O! Minty Term!

666 = Omit my Rent!

666 = My Tint, More!

666 = My Mitten or (?


666 = Newt Gingrich

666 = Gin & Gin! Wretch!

666 = Crew in nth Gig!

666 = Win? Trench Gig!

666 = Rich Gent Wing!

666 = Retching Wing!

666 = nth Wig; Cringe!


666 = Ron Paul

666 = Our Plan!

666 = Lo! Ran Up!

666 = Pal or Nu!


666 = Herman Cain

666 = Inane Charm!

666 = Her Man? I Can!

666 = Enrich A Man!

666 = A Rich Man; ( en! )

666 = Ha! Nicer Man.


666 = Rick Perry

666 = Irk Rep - Cry!

666 = Erry Prick!


666 = Michele Bachmann

666 = Chance? Nimble Ham!

666 = I'm Cable Henchman!

666 = I'm Cabal Henchmen!

666 = Men? Blah! ( Mechanic )

666 = Man/Machine ? Belch!

666 = Henna Chic! ( Embalm ! )

666 = Helm? Bench Maniac!

666 = Chic? Hem Banal Men!


666 = Sarah Palin

666 = La 's Piranha!

666 = I? Nasal Harp!

666 = A Plain Rash!

666 = Anal Parish!

666 = Ah! La Rap, Sin!

666 = Hi Pa! ( A Snarl )


666 = Donald Trump

666 = Dolt And Rump!

666 = Old Dun Tramp!

666 = Pol' Damn Turd!

666 = Old Damp Runt!

666 = Damp Nut Lord!

666 = Told Ump; Darn!

666 = Don't Rump Lad!

666 = MaltDud Porn!

666 = Rant: Odd Lump!

666 = Plod; Man-Turd!


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The Cabbage Code Key

To Verify The Accuracy of this Contract with America

Use your own Kitchen Calculator to Verify The Sums of Randomly

Selected Names, Words or Phrases !

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A = 6 H = 79 O = 86 V = 129

B = -324 I = 53 P = 161 W = 27

C = 146 J = 59 Q = 99 X = 140

D = -41 K = -187 R = 106 Y = 146

E = 29 L = 99 S = 68 Z = 152

F = 35 M = 77 T = 5

G = 2 N = 82 U = 126

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Equivalencies / Definitions


573 : Americans = Moloch

565 : People = Innocent

553 : Happy = Children

541 : Hungry = Lonely


511 : Difficult = Perfect

507 : Committee = LongShot = Nightmares = Escapes

500 : Muslim = Screams = Ungodly

464 : Dangerous = Sinister

423 : Voters = America = Hopes = Dollars = River

410 : Splendid = Holy


The Answer to Life, The Universe & Everything = 42


42 = Mad!


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Are These Mystical Truths?

Prognostications To Come?

Subtle Hints or Clues To What Ails You?


Or; Are They What you've always known,

But were Afraid to Admit?


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The Number Of The Beast = 666


666 = Eighteen Days To Go

666 = Still Undecided

666 = Is Disastrous

666 = Makes Him Dangerous

666 = Appeal To The ...

666 = As Globalist Banker Bilderberg; Attending Corporatist

666 = What You Were

666 = Before They Are Allowed

666 = The Ass And Snip!

666 = Streaming Light


Gawd's Number = 700


700 = In The Laughter

700 = Cross Into

700 = What Sphinx?

700 = In Their Hearts

700 = Most Dangerous

700 = Of Louisiana

700 = As Governor

700 = Should Exude

700 = The Machines And ...

700 = 'Ness Monster

700 = An American; The Cake

700 = Negro Streets At Dawn

700 = In Their Lofts

700 = Animal Lungs

700 = Run Down By The Drunken Taxicabs

700 = They Yells


Gawd's Alternate Number = 777


777 = Around And Around

777 = Cooking Pederasty

777 = If That Doesn't Top The ...

777 = And To Play For

777 = Leroy Newton

777 = Recovery

777 = On An Independent Ticket

777 = To Reinvigorate

777 = The Reemergence

777 = It? Common Man

777 = Snyder Is True

777 = Like The Comment; No

777 = The Weak Provided Their Weak And The ...

777 = We Believe And Do Know Better Than The Rest Of The ...

777 = Of Socialism

777 = Platonic Battalion Of;

777 = Off Windowsills

777 = Of The Romance, Ta!

777 = Every Day For

777 = Last Telephone

777 = Bit Of Hallucination

777 = The Unknown Madman And Angel Beat In Time, BUM!

777 = Skull No Longer

777 = Will Split The ...


The Year Of North America's Conquering

By European Imperialists = 1492


1492 = Carolina Republican Party

1492 = His Independent Campaign Ticket Was Hit

1492 = Am Here. Post Straw Polls Of ...

1492 = Has Even Been Leading The Polls By As Much As ...

1492 = Quoted As Saying The Damn Rent Is Too ...

1492 = Race In South Charleston

1492 = The Stellar Career At Pillsbury

1492 = We'd Think Socialism Does Not Realize

1492 = We Realized Socialism Does Not Work

1492 = If This Thing, Nonviolently?

1492 = To The Claim; The Title 'Fed' With Those Attributes; End.

1492 = Allowed To Enter The Race As Its Candidate

1492 = Thus The Reader Is Left With Only ...

1492 = Of Who Were Expelled From War

1492 = Dusks Of Ash; Brooklyn, Can The Roaring Winter ...

1492 = Whispering Facts And Memories

1492 = Dollar: The One Eyed Shrew That Winks Out

1492 = Whoring Through Colorado

1492 = Hometown Alleys Who Faded Out Too

1492 = Dream Of Life; Nightmare Bodies Turned To Stone

1492 = re: Sing Moloch: Build The Vast Judgment, A ...

1492 = Is Moloch Electricity? And Whose Banks?

1492 = In Rockland; Where You Scream


The Birth Of America = 1776


1776 = Rent For The Gubernatorial And Senatorial Candidate

1776 = About Two Months By Texas Governor Rick Perry

1776 = Even When We Have So Much More Bad; Then Does Good

1776 = To Any Truth From Fox News, Msnbc, Cnn ?

1776 = Dislike Talker At Western Washington University

1776 = The Number One Issue; Those Attributes Allowed No Debt Except

In Balanced Budget; End Fed

1776 = To Actually Sit Down And Contemplate

1776 = Incomprehensible Leaflets. Who Burned Cigarette?

1776 = Who Howled On Their Knees? And Intoxication.

1776 = Who Threw Their Watches Off The Roof To Egg... (?

1776 = Who Barreled Down The Highways Of The Steam Whistles

1776 = Moloch:; Whose Cities, The Crown ...

1776 = Religions: The Whole Boatload Of Sensitive Bullshit


The Year Of The Next Election / End Of The World = 2012


2012 = Don't Look To Any Truth From Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, ABC Or ?

2012 = What We Have To Cling To; Fighting It Seems Desperate

2012 = Dragging Themselves, Starving, By Naked Hysterical Madness

2012 = Cat Meat With The Brilliant Eyes For No Synagogues

2012 = Of The Womb And The One Eyed Shrew

That Does Nothing But Sit On Her Ass

2012 = The Imagination Or The Digested Crab

At The Muddy Bottom Of The Rivers

2012 = How? Orange Sky Surrounded By Crates Of Theology

2012 = Who Scribbled Over Lofty All Night Rocking And Rolling?

2012 = Who Jumped Off Of The Drunken Brooklyn Taxicabs

Down By The Absolute Reality

2012 = In The Imaginary Closet, And Even That; Nothing

2012 = Bashed Open Their Aluminum Skulls And Ate Up Their -

2012 = Whose Cloud Of Sexless Hydrogen Fate Is ...

2012 = Moloch: Am Without Body, Consciousness

2012 = Innocent And Immortal; It Should Never Die!


Republicans = 552


Republicans = 552 = The Noise Of:

Republicans = 552 = Who Blew, And Were Joy

Republicans = 552 = Were Forced

Republicans = 552 = In The Hanger

Republicans = 552 = Stem Cell

Republicans = 552 = Endorsement

Republicans = 552 = Tell Role

Republicans = 552 = Is One Of The ...

Republicans = 552 = The Former

Republicans = 552 = Inspire

Republicans = 552 = Does Say Lot

Republicans = 552 = The Poor

Republicans = 552 = Those Fed! The Attributes End

Republicans = 552 = Required By Law To ...

Republicans = 552 = With Last Radio

Republicans = 552 = Are Thousand


The G.O.P. ( Grand Old Party ) = 362


The G.O.P. = 362 = His Win

The G.O.P. = 362 = Does Say

The G.O.P. = 362 = Dislike The Field

The G.O.P. = 362 = Those That ...


G.O.P. ( Grand Old Party ) = 249


G.O.P. = 249 = That Dept.

G.O.P. = 249 = Easy

G.O.P. = 249 = It Needs Being Used

G.O.P. = 249 = Demanding


The United States = 548


The United States = 548 = Is Not Well

The United States = 548 = A Go Pundits

The United States = 548 = Question?

The United States = 548 = What Does Not Work? Look!

The United States = 548 = Handle The States

The United States = 548 = Good Talker At Western

The United States = 548 = And Inflation

The United States = 548 = Inflation Just As Bad As ...

The United States = 548 = To The Subways For ...

The United States = 548 = The One Eyed Fate

The United States = 548 = Under Flame

The United States = 548 = Dreaming Of The ...

The United States = 548 = Went Away To Find ...

The United States = 548 = One Symbolic

The United States = 548 = Whose Buildings Are ...


Washington D.C. = 595


Washington D.C. = 595 = Obama And The Claim That He ...

Washington D.C. = 595 = 'M, A Right Job Coming

Washington D.C. = 595 = The State Of Texas

Washington D.C. = 595 = Excitement

Washington D.C. = 595 = The "Assuming"

Washington D.C. = 595 = Los Alamos

Washington D.C. = 595 = Coughed On

Washington D.C. = 595 = Threw Potato

Washington D.C. = 595 = And Rose After Death


Politics = 671


Politics = 671 = The Republican As -

Politics = 671 = German Jazz

Politics = 671 = At The Top Of The Leaderboard

Politics = 671 = Left To Play

Politics = 671 = Victory

Politics = 671 = With Reforms

Politics = 671 = It’s Disastrous

Politics = 671 = Our Attention

Politics = 671 = Withdrawal From

Politics = 671 = America? There

Politics = 671 = Cheers, Tears

Politics = 671 = Get In 'Jam You

Politics = 671 = And Snappy

Politics = 671 = Happened And Walked Away

Politics = 671 = Of The Echoes

Politics = 671 = Emptied Down To The

Politics = 671 = Ecstasies Gone

Politics = 671 = In The River

Politics = 671 = Victory


Democrats = 482


Democrats = 482 = State Of Texas

Democrats = 482 = Even As Late

Democrats = 482 = Ambition But Personal

Democrats = 482 = Truly

Democrats = 482 = Look To The U.S.

Democrats = 482 = Otherwise

Democrats = 482 = Assuming

Democrats = 482 = To Harvard

Democrats = 482 = Imitate The Shade


America = 423


America = 423 = Hopes

America = 423 = With Shame

America = 423 = To Be In This Race

America = 423 = Dollars

America = 423 = Voters

America = 423 = Defense Or ...

America = 423 = General, End.

America = 423 = It’s Dead Issue

America = 423 = On The Odes

America = 423 = Windows Of ...

America = 423 = Rooms

America = 423 = The Streets

America = 423 = Of Winter

America = 423 = By Saintly Ass

America = 423 = And Ended Fainting

America = 423 = River

America = 423 = The Wartime Blur

America = 423 = Mustard Gas

America = 423 = Street Danced

America = 423 = The Madtowns

America = 423 = The Midnight


Planet Earth = 607


Planet Earth = 607 = Loveless

Planet Earth = 607 = Armed Madhouse

Planet Earth = 607 = The Crab At The Muddy Bottom Of The (?

Planet Earth = 607 = Of Justice

Planet Earth = 607 = Here Is Wasting

Planet Earth = 607 = Pieces Of

Planet Earth = 607 = Or Buddha Boys Or To Tangiers

Planet Earth = 607 = The Syntax And

Planet Earth = 607 = Of The Skull; No!


Global Warming = 321


Global Warming = 321 = Move

Global Warming = 321 = Freedom

Global Warming = 321 = Undesirable If

Global Warming = 321 = The Rest

Global Warming = 321 = Truth

Global Warming = 321 = U Bet You As I

Global Warming = 321 = At Midnight

Global Warming = 321 = Candle

Global Warming = 321 = Amnesia

Global Warming = 321 = The Vast

Global Warming = 321 = Antennae


Socialism = 656


Socialism = 656 = Under Heaven

Socialism = 656 = Of The Pure

Socialism = 656 = Well In; The Bachmann

Socialism = 656 = Activist Fred Karger

Socialism = 656 = To Barack Obama In The Presidential Defeat

Socialism = 656 = Allegations Of

Socialism = 656 = Campaigned In

Socialism = 656 = Mitch Daniels

Socialism = 656 = Didn’t Have Any Of

Socialism = 656 = To People

Socialism = 656 = Agree Republican

Socialism = 656 = With This Or That

Socialism = 656 = At The Romance

Socialism = 656 = His Naked And The Endless Head


Communism = 792


Communism = 792 = Ta! Gingrich Came

Communism = 792 = Celebrate Hollywood

Communism = 792 = From Minnesota

Communism = 792 = In The Bachmann Camp

Communism = 792 = Charismatic And

Communism = 792 = He Was Locked Out Of The ...

Communism = 792 = The Old Texas Year

Communism = 792 = Si! It’s Disastrous

Communism = 792 = Nor To Russia

Communism = 792 = America Is There

Communism = 792 = Not Reserve Banking, Be Fair! Pro-Tax

Communism = 792 = Mind Leaping Toward

Communism = 792 = In Skeletons Who Bit Detectives

Communism = 792 = And The Grass Of Public

Communism = 792 = Who? Them With Sword

Communism = 792 = And Fingers; Wig Of Blood, And Tears

Communism = 792 = Lifting The City

Communism = 792 = Should Never


The Damp Masses = 632


The Damp Masses = 632 = Medicare For

The Damp Masses = 632 = Have Nothing

The Damp Masses = 632 = Toward Poles

The Damp Masses = 632 = With Brilliant Nights

The Damp Masses = 632 = Grass Of Public

The Damp Masses = 632 = No? Does Nothing But Sit

The Damp Masses = 632 = Heads Shall Be Crowned

The Damp Masses = 632 = In Which The ...

The Damp Masses = 632 = Heart, Lung, Feet

The Damp Masses = 632 = Their Watches

The Damp Masses = 632 = Stores Where

The Damp Masses = 632 = And? And Intelligent

The Damp Masses = 632 = Ate Their Skulls And ...

The Damp Masses = 632 = Are Ten Fingers

The Damp Masses = 632 = Whose Love?

The Damp Masses = 632 = Who? Body Moloch

The Damp Masses = 632 = Us About Visions


Science = 553


Science = 553 = Of The Most Gifted

Science = 553 = Children

Science = 553 = Happy

Science = 553 = Nations Get In

Science = 553 = Baaamaaaa! That's All That Matters

Science = 553 = It Needs... Get Wise To Being Used

Science = 553 = Justin Cooke

Science = 553 = The Lava And Ash

Science = 553 = The West Coast

Science = 553 = Ass And Snip

Science = 553 = Empty In

Science = 553 = And Happened

Science = 553 = Subsequently ...

Science = 553 = And Not Now Safe

Science = 553 = To The Tears In ...


The Common Good = 800


The Common Good = 800 = Shrieks Of The Fairies

The Common Good = 800 = To Conform To

The Common Good = 800 = Add To The Grand Favorites

The Common Good = 800 = The Bachmann Three Terms

The Common Good = 800 = His Mark Stamp On The ...

The Common Good = 800 = Security Of

The Common Good = 800 = One Everytime

The Common Good = 800 = And Oh! Turn Off The ...

The Common Good = 800 = Property

The Common Good = 800 = Agree With Your

The Common Good = 800 = That Commentator

The Common Good = 800 = Along The Floor

The Common Good = 800 = Of Hungover Basements

The Common Good = 800 = They Bade Farewell ( Yells )

The Common Good = 800 = National Fascist


Health Care = 584


Health Care = 584 = Screamed With

Health Care = 584 = Solomon

Health Care = 584 = Astonishing

Health Care = 584 = Socialist

Health Care = 584 = Miracles

Health Care = 584 = Of The Fairies

Health Care = 584 = Her Top Two

Health Care = 584 = No Debt Allowed, Except In Budget

Health Care = 584 = Other Skeletons


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How can this Not be True ?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

DIGRESSIONS.
CANDIDATES.
CABBAGE CODE.
It makes sense if you are a CHILD- TRAFFICKER and you run GUNS.
And if you know DIANA and REMY, that's exactly what they both do and with NORTH.
And NICE in all it's CONIZZE is talking about CONTE- DON.
And ANKILL with CULTR is doing exactly the same with LOOLA LOO.
ADA.
He's not taking anymore shit from FARNST.
He's going after that god- damn queen!
And you had better " belief" that OREGON and RISA are spilling all the " beans".
COPHYBA with COPHE and HETU and FRADO?
UM with MP3?
BERRIRO tossed all his logbooks for some sweet deals because of KARL ROVE- EDWARD MEESE .
They were never really NEO- NAZIS.
Not RELLY.
What they were and always have been , according to their blogs, are organ harvesters with the queen.
And to achieve this with their "ultra green vision" they employed billionaires.
And they got them recorded on that AEGEAN.
With SOGERE.

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