Cabbage Code 'The 2012 Candidates' !!!

Ack !

i tried posting this New Cabbage Code to This Blog,

But unfortunately;

It required a little formatting that Google doesn't want to support,

Or, as i suspect; It is possible, but they're only allowing serious hackers & dweebs access to those secrets !!!

The Most annoying Problem is that It's not a WYSIWYG Interface.

Although there's a 'Preview' Selector, It does not accurately Preview how The Composed Blog will appear when Published ! ( ??? )

And Goggle Blog does not allow for 'Extra' Spaces, Controllable Tabs, Equally Spaced Fonts ( Although is has a Font Selector, it doesn't seem to work ! ( ? ) ) or Other simple Formatting Tools ( ! )

It should be at least as functional as an Old Style Underwood Typewriter !

It has all The Fancy Stuff, But few of The Simple, Basic Things !!!

Gawd! i hate Computers !

Enough Digression !

So i had to post it to Google Docs !

It's at : Cabbage Code : The 2012 Candidates

It contains a full listing of all The Usual Nonsense + A Lot of Documentation.

A Small Peek :

A Cabbage Codes Project

An Exploration using Ancient Jewish Mysticism,

The Qaballah; The Gematria & Plenty of Table Salt.

"The Republican Candidates"

Introductory Introduction :

The Cabbage Key for this Exposition was carefully crafted using

extensive scholarship, Interviews with Relatives of The Candidates,

Conversations with Dead Presidents, Afternoon Discussions with Angels,

Sprites, Gnomes & Shards of Broken Mirrors from

The Candidates Ex-Girlfriends.

After Several Months of Analysis & Inquiry,

This Resulting Key was Given to Thousands of 4th & 5th Graders

During Their TimeOuts to Find Sums which seemed Relevant

To The Approaching Presidential Election.

Approximately 407,827,913 man/child-hours

Were Expended Creating this Register.

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The Cabbage Key :

A = 6 : : : : The Number of Butt-Cheeks on Satan's Ass

B = -324 : : : : The Number of Bees Lost up Bachmann's Nose

C = 146 : : : : The Number of Women Cain has Helped in Their Careers

D = -41 : : : : The Number of Dildo's Sarah Palin has Broken

E = 29 : : : : The Number of Dead Republican Elephants

that can Dance on The Head of A Pin

F = 35 : : : : The Number of Goldfish Mitt Romney has Swallowed

G = 2 : : : : The Number of Gawds that Donald Trump Worships

H = 79 : : : : The Number of Steps from Texas to Hell

I = 53 : : : : The Number of Instances Rick Perry has Said 'Whuck!'

J = 59 : : : : The Number of Jockeys that Newt Gingrich as Ridden

K = -187 : : : : The Number of Kangaroos that Sarah P has Eaten

L = 99 : : : : The Number of Love Childs all The Candidates Share

M = 77 : : : : The Number of Moons that Orbit Around D. Trumps Head

N = 82 : : : : The Number of Nuns Ron P. has bedded

O = 86 : : : : The Number of Orifices that Comprise Satan's Genitals

P = 161 : : : : The Number of Times Mitt R has caught his Penis in his Zipper

Q = 99 : : : : The Number of Quirky Catch Phrases Rejected for Slogans

R = 106 : : : : The Most Rabbits that Herman C has ever fit into his pants

S = 68 : : : : The Number of Cloven Hooves on Satan's Feet

T = 5 : : : : The Number of Thumbs on Ron P.s Left Hand

U = 126 : : : : The Number of Urinals that Donald T has in his Mansion

V = 129 : : : : The Number of Vulvas that Rick P has seen in Magazines

W = 27 : : : : The Number of Witches & Wizards in The House & Senate

X = 140 : : : : The Number of Xeroxes of Rush L in Congress

Y = 146 : : : : The Average Number of Times Rick Perry says Y'all every day

Z = 152 : : : : The Number of Zoos Sarah P will Open to Hunters if Elected

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The Most Astonishing Results :

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The Republican Candidates :

Additional Anagrams !

666 = Mitt Romney

666 = My! I'm Rotten!

666 = Into My Term!

666 = Ye Norm: Mitt!

666 = Try; I'm Not Me!

666 = Try Mom; I = Ten!

666 = O! Minty Term!

666 = Omit my Rent!

666 = My Tint, More!

666 = My Mitten or (?

666 = Newt Gingrich

666 = Gin & Gin! Wretch!

666 = Crew in nth Gig!

666 = Win? Trench Gig!

666 = Rich Gent Wing!

666 = Retching Wing!

666 = nth Wig; Cringe!

666 = Ron Paul

666 = Our Plan!

666 = Lo! Ran Up!

666 = Pal or Nu!

666 = Herman Cain

666 = Inane Charm!

666 = Her Man? I Can!

666 = Enrich A Man!

666 = A Rich Man; ( en! )

666 = Ha! Nicer Man.

666 = Rick Perry

666 = Irk Rep - Cry!

666 = Erry Prick!

666 = Michele Bachmann

666 = Chance? Nimble Ham!

666 = I'm Cable Henchman!

666 = I'm Cabal Henchmen!

666 = Men? Blah! ( Mechanic )

666 = Man/Machine ? Belch!

666 = Henna Chic! ( Embalm ! )

666 = Helm? Bench Maniac!

666 = Chic? Hem Banal Men!

666 = Sarah Palin

666 = La 's Piranha!

666 = I? Nasal Harp!

666 = A Plain Rash!

666 = Anal Parish!

666 = Ah! La Rap, Sin!

666 = Hi Pa! ( A Snarl )

666 = Donald Trump

666 = Dolt And Rump!

666 = Old Dun Tramp!

666 = Pol' Damn Turd!

666 = Old Damp Runt!

666 = Damp Nut Lord!

666 = Told Ump; Darn!

666 = Don't Rump Lad!

666 = MaltDud Porn!

666 = Rant: Odd Lump!

666 = Plod; Man-Turd!

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The Cabbage Code Key

To Verify The Accuracy of this Contract with America

Use your own Kitchen Calculator to Verify The Sums of Randomly

Selected Names, Words or Phrases !

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A = 6 H = 79 O = 86 V = 129

B = -324 I = 53 P = 161 W = 27

C = 146 J = 59 Q = 99 X = 140

D = -41 K = -187 R = 106 Y = 146

E = 29 L = 99 S = 68 Z = 152

F = 35 M = 77 T = 5

G = 2 N = 82 U = 126

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Equivalencies / Definitions

573 : Americans = Moloch

565 : People = Innocent

553 : Happy = Children

541 : Hungry = Lonely

511 : Difficult = Perfect

507 : Committee = LongShot = Nightmares = Escapes

500 : Muslim = Screams = Ungodly

464 : Dangerous = Sinister

423 : Voters = America = Hopes = Dollars = River

410 : Splendid = Holy

The Answer to Life, The Universe & Everything = 42

42 = Mad!

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Are These Mystical Truths?

Prognostications To Come?

Subtle Hints or Clues To What Ails You?

Or; Are They What you've always known,

But were Afraid to Admit?

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The Number Of The Beast = 666

666 = Eighteen Days To Go

666 = Still Undecided

666 = Is Disastrous

666 = Makes Him Dangerous

666 = Appeal To The ...

666 = As Globalist Banker Bilderberg; Attending Corporatist

666 = What You Were

666 = Before They Are Allowed

666 = The Ass And Snip!

666 = Streaming Light

Gawd's Number = 700

700 = In The Laughter

700 = Cross Into

700 = What Sphinx?

700 = In Their Hearts

700 = Most Dangerous

700 = Of Louisiana

700 = As Governor

700 = Should Exude

700 = The Machines And ...

700 = 'Ness Monster

700 = An American; The Cake

700 = Negro Streets At Dawn

700 = In Their Lofts

700 = Animal Lungs

700 = Run Down By The Drunken Taxicabs

700 = They Yells

Gawd's Alternate Number = 777

777 = Around And Around

777 = Cooking Pederasty

777 = If That Doesn't Top The ...

777 = And To Play For

777 = Leroy Newton

777 = Recovery

777 = On An Independent Ticket

777 = To Reinvigorate

777 = The Reemergence

777 = It? Common Man

777 = Snyder Is True

777 = Like The Comment; No

777 = The Weak Provided Their Weak And The ...

777 = We Believe And Do Know Better Than The Rest Of The ...

777 = Of Socialism

777 = Platonic Battalion Of;

777 = Off Windowsills

777 = Of The Romance, Ta!

777 = Every Day For

777 = Last Telephone

777 = Bit Of Hallucination

777 = The Unknown Madman And Angel Beat In Time, BUM!

777 = Skull No Longer

777 = Will Split The ...

The Year Of North America's Conquering

By European Imperialists = 1492

1492 = Carolina Republican Party

1492 = His Independent Campaign Ticket Was Hit

1492 = Am Here. Post Straw Polls Of ...

1492 = Has Even Been Leading The Polls By As Much As ...

1492 = Quoted As Saying The Damn Rent Is Too ...

1492 = Race In South Charleston

1492 = The Stellar Career At Pillsbury

1492 = We'd Think Socialism Does Not Realize

1492 = We Realized Socialism Does Not Work

1492 = If This Thing, Nonviolently?

1492 = To The Claim; The Title 'Fed' With Those Attributes; End.

1492 = Allowed To Enter The Race As Its Candidate

1492 = Thus The Reader Is Left With Only ...

1492 = Of Who Were Expelled From War

1492 = Dusks Of Ash; Brooklyn, Can The Roaring Winter ...

1492 = Whispering Facts And Memories

1492 = Dollar: The One Eyed Shrew That Winks Out

1492 = Whoring Through Colorado

1492 = Hometown Alleys Who Faded Out Too

1492 = Dream Of Life; Nightmare Bodies Turned To Stone

1492 = re: Sing Moloch: Build The Vast Judgment, A ...

1492 = Is Moloch Electricity? And Whose Banks?

1492 = In Rockland; Where You Scream

The Birth Of America = 1776

1776 = Rent For The Gubernatorial And Senatorial Candidate

1776 = About Two Months By Texas Governor Rick Perry

1776 = Even When We Have So Much More Bad; Then Does Good

1776 = To Any Truth From Fox News, Msnbc, Cnn ?

1776 = Dislike Talker At Western Washington University

1776 = The Number One Issue; Those Attributes Allowed No Debt Except

In Balanced Budget; End Fed

1776 = To Actually Sit Down And Contemplate

1776 = Incomprehensible Leaflets. Who Burned Cigarette?

1776 = Who Howled On Their Knees? And Intoxication.

1776 = Who Threw Their Watches Off The Roof To Egg... (?

1776 = Who Barreled Down The Highways Of The Steam Whistles

1776 = Moloch:; Whose Cities, The Crown ...

1776 = Religions: The Whole Boatload Of Sensitive Bullshit

The Year Of The Next Election / End Of The World = 2012

2012 = Don't Look To Any Truth From Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, ABC Or ?

2012 = What We Have To Cling To; Fighting It Seems Desperate

2012 = Dragging Themselves, Starving, By Naked Hysterical Madness

2012 = Cat Meat With The Brilliant Eyes For No Synagogues

2012 = Of The Womb And The One Eyed Shrew

That Does Nothing But Sit On Her Ass

2012 = The Imagination Or The Digested Crab

At The Muddy Bottom Of The Rivers

2012 = How? Orange Sky Surrounded By Crates Of Theology

2012 = Who Scribbled Over Lofty All Night Rocking And Rolling?

2012 = Who Jumped Off Of The Drunken Brooklyn Taxicabs

Down By The Absolute Reality

2012 = In The Imaginary Closet, And Even That; Nothing

2012 = Bashed Open Their Aluminum Skulls And Ate Up Their -

2012 = Whose Cloud Of Sexless Hydrogen Fate Is ...

2012 = Moloch: Am Without Body, Consciousness

2012 = Innocent And Immortal; It Should Never Die!

Republicans = 552

Republicans = 552 = The Noise Of:

Republicans = 552 = Who Blew, And Were Joy

Republicans = 552 = Were Forced

Republicans = 552 = In The Hanger

Republicans = 552 = Stem Cell

Republicans = 552 = Endorsement

Republicans = 552 = Tell Role

Republicans = 552 = Is One Of The ...

Republicans = 552 = The Former

Republicans = 552 = Inspire

Republicans = 552 = Does Say Lot

Republicans = 552 = The Poor

Republicans = 552 = Those Fed! The Attributes End

Republicans = 552 = Required By Law To ...

Republicans = 552 = With Last Radio

Republicans = 552 = Are Thousand

The G.O.P. ( Grand Old Party ) = 362

The G.O.P. = 362 = His Win

The G.O.P. = 362 = Does Say

The G.O.P. = 362 = Dislike The Field

The G.O.P. = 362 = Those That ...

G.O.P. ( Grand Old Party ) = 249

G.O.P. = 249 = That Dept.

G.O.P. = 249 = Easy

G.O.P. = 249 = It Needs Being Used

G.O.P. = 249 = Demanding

The United States = 548

The United States = 548 = Is Not Well

The United States = 548 = A Go Pundits

The United States = 548 = Question?

The United States = 548 = What Does Not Work? Look!

The United States = 548 = Handle The States

The United States = 548 = Good Talker At Western

The United States = 548 = And Inflation

The United States = 548 = Inflation Just As Bad As ...

The United States = 548 = To The Subways For ...

The United States = 548 = The One Eyed Fate

The United States = 548 = Under Flame

The United States = 548 = Dreaming Of The ...

The United States = 548 = Went Away To Find ...

The United States = 548 = One Symbolic

The United States = 548 = Whose Buildings Are ...

Washington D.C. = 595

Washington D.C. = 595 = Obama And The Claim That He ...

Washington D.C. = 595 = 'M, A Right Job Coming

Washington D.C. = 595 = The State Of Texas

Washington D.C. = 595 = Excitement

Washington D.C. = 595 = The "Assuming"

Washington D.C. = 595 = Los Alamos

Washington D.C. = 595 = Coughed On

Washington D.C. = 595 = Threw Potato

Washington D.C. = 595 = And Rose After Death

Politics = 671

Politics = 671 = The Republican As -

Politics = 671 = German Jazz

Politics = 671 = At The Top Of The Leaderboard

Politics = 671 = Left To Play

Politics = 671 = Victory

Politics = 671 = With Reforms

Politics = 671 = It’s Disastrous

Politics = 671 = Our Attention

Politics = 671 = Withdrawal From

Politics = 671 = America? There

Politics = 671 = Cheers, Tears

Politics = 671 = Get In 'Jam You

Politics = 671 = And Snappy

Politics = 671 = Happened And Walked Away

Politics = 671 = Of The Echoes

Politics = 671 = Emptied Down To The

Politics = 671 = Ecstasies Gone

Politics = 671 = In The River

Politics = 671 = Victory

Democrats = 482

Democrats = 482 = State Of Texas

Democrats = 482 = Even As Late

Democrats = 482 = Ambition But Personal

Democrats = 482 = Truly

Democrats = 482 = Look To The U.S.

Democrats = 482 = Otherwise

Democrats = 482 = Assuming

Democrats = 482 = To Harvard

Democrats = 482 = Imitate The Shade

America = 423

America = 423 = Hopes

America = 423 = With Shame

America = 423 = To Be In This Race

America = 423 = Dollars

America = 423 = Voters

America = 423 = Defense Or ...

America = 423 = General, End.

America = 423 = It’s Dead Issue

America = 423 = On The Odes

America = 423 = Windows Of ...

America = 423 = Rooms

America = 423 = The Streets

America = 423 = Of Winter

America = 423 = By Saintly Ass

America = 423 = And Ended Fainting

America = 423 = River

America = 423 = The Wartime Blur

America = 423 = Mustard Gas

America = 423 = Street Danced

America = 423 = The Madtowns

America = 423 = The Midnight

Planet Earth = 607

Planet Earth = 607 = Loveless

Planet Earth = 607 = Armed Madhouse

Planet Earth = 607 = The Crab At The Muddy Bottom Of The (?

Planet Earth = 607 = Of Justice

Planet Earth = 607 = Here Is Wasting

Planet Earth = 607 = Pieces Of

Planet Earth = 607 = Or Buddha Boys Or To Tangiers

Planet Earth = 607 = The Syntax And

Planet Earth = 607 = Of The Skull; No!

Global Warming = 321

Global Warming = 321 = Move

Global Warming = 321 = Freedom

Global Warming = 321 = Undesirable If

Global Warming = 321 = The Rest

Global Warming = 321 = Truth

Global Warming = 321 = U Bet You As I

Global Warming = 321 = At Midnight

Global Warming = 321 = Candle

Global Warming = 321 = Amnesia

Global Warming = 321 = The Vast

Global Warming = 321 = Antennae

Socialism = 656

Socialism = 656 = Under Heaven

Socialism = 656 = Of The Pure

Socialism = 656 = Well In; The Bachmann

Socialism = 656 = Activist Fred Karger

Socialism = 656 = To Barack Obama In The Presidential Defeat

Socialism = 656 = Allegations Of

Socialism = 656 = Campaigned In

Socialism = 656 = Mitch Daniels

Socialism = 656 = Didn’t Have Any Of

Socialism = 656 = To People

Socialism = 656 = Agree Republican

Socialism = 656 = With This Or That

Socialism = 656 = At The Romance

Socialism = 656 = His Naked And The Endless Head

Communism = 792

Communism = 792 = Ta! Gingrich Came

Communism = 792 = Celebrate Hollywood

Communism = 792 = From Minnesota

Communism = 792 = In The Bachmann Camp

Communism = 792 = Charismatic And

Communism = 792 = He Was Locked Out Of The ...

Communism = 792 = The Old Texas Year

Communism = 792 = Si! It’s Disastrous

Communism = 792 = Nor To Russia

Communism = 792 = America Is There

Communism = 792 = Not Reserve Banking, Be Fair! Pro-Tax

Communism = 792 = Mind Leaping Toward

Communism = 792 = In Skeletons Who Bit Detectives

Communism = 792 = And The Grass Of Public

Communism = 792 = Who? Them With Sword

Communism = 792 = And Fingers; Wig Of Blood, And Tears

Communism = 792 = Lifting The City

Communism = 792 = Should Never

The Damp Masses = 632

The Damp Masses = 632 = Medicare For

The Damp Masses = 632 = Have Nothing

The Damp Masses = 632 = Toward Poles

The Damp Masses = 632 = With Brilliant Nights

The Damp Masses = 632 = Grass Of Public

The Damp Masses = 632 = No? Does Nothing But Sit

The Damp Masses = 632 = Heads Shall Be Crowned

The Damp Masses = 632 = In Which The ...

The Damp Masses = 632 = Heart, Lung, Feet

The Damp Masses = 632 = Their Watches

The Damp Masses = 632 = Stores Where

The Damp Masses = 632 = And? And Intelligent

The Damp Masses = 632 = Ate Their Skulls And ...

The Damp Masses = 632 = Are Ten Fingers

The Damp Masses = 632 = Whose Love?

The Damp Masses = 632 = Who? Body Moloch

The Damp Masses = 632 = Us About Visions

Science = 553

Science = 553 = Of The Most Gifted

Science = 553 = Children

Science = 553 = Happy

Science = 553 = Nations Get In

Science = 553 = Baaamaaaa! That's All That Matters

Science = 553 = It Needs... Get Wise To Being Used

Science = 553 = Justin Cooke

Science = 553 = The Lava And Ash

Science = 553 = The West Coast

Science = 553 = Ass And Snip

Science = 553 = Empty In

Science = 553 = And Happened

Science = 553 = Subsequently ...

Science = 553 = And Not Now Safe

Science = 553 = To The Tears In ...

The Common Good = 800

The Common Good = 800 = Shrieks Of The Fairies

The Common Good = 800 = To Conform To

The Common Good = 800 = Add To The Grand Favorites

The Common Good = 800 = The Bachmann Three Terms

The Common Good = 800 = His Mark Stamp On The ...

The Common Good = 800 = Security Of

The Common Good = 800 = One Everytime

The Common Good = 800 = And Oh! Turn Off The ...

The Common Good = 800 = Property

The Common Good = 800 = Agree With Your

The Common Good = 800 = That Commentator

The Common Good = 800 = Along The Floor

The Common Good = 800 = Of Hungover Basements

The Common Good = 800 = They Bade Farewell ( Yells )

The Common Good = 800 = National Fascist

Health Care = 584

Health Care = 584 = Screamed With

Health Care = 584 = Solomon

Health Care = 584 = Astonishing

Health Care = 584 = Socialist

Health Care = 584 = Miracles

Health Care = 584 = Of The Fairies

Health Care = 584 = Her Top Two

Health Care = 584 = No Debt Allowed, Except In Budget

Health Care = 584 = Other Skeletons

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How can this Not be True ?