Monday, August 11, 2014

i hate =The View=

Friday, August 8, 2014 7:31:25 PM

i hate The View

It is a very awful thing to say that i hate The View ( Morning TV Show ), because i have never watched The View ( !!! )

i have watched snippets of it, & Parodies of it, & it’s my ‘Perception’ that it consists of very dumb, very talkative, chatty women talking over one another without considering The Tenets of Sound High School Level Debate Tactics, or having any consideration for The ‘Rights’ or ‘Opinions’ of The Other Ladies at The Table.

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So i have thought of a possible Solution.

This would Not Completely Change The Template or Scaffolding of The View,

But it would allow any Given Speaker to Promote a Salient Opinion about something without having to worry about being shouted down.

It would be called ‘The EggTimer Clause’

Each Lady or Guest at The Table would be allowed 3 such EggTimer Clauses per week, in which they would bring out an egg-Timer, A physical Egg-Timer, & place it on The Table They would wait a moment or two to let everyone quiet down, which they would be duty-bound to do, & then They’d turn it over & speak uninterrupted for 3 minutes.

As just mentioned; they would only be allowed to use this 3 times a week, While a guest would be allowed one usage per visit.

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The Weakness of this idea is that i don’t believe that any of The View’s Regular Chatters could be expected to adhere to The 3 minutes of silence.

Also; In The TV reality, 3 minutes is an eternity, so that The Egg-Timers may have to be rejiggered to run for only 2 or 1 minute(s.

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