Monday, November 06, 2000

More Fun Bits... [ Everything is Wrong ]

It's so refreshing & sanity reconfirming to find someone else on this planet ( Earth ) that understands that nearly everything you hear on the Radio or See ( & hear ) on the Television is almost always exactly the opposite of whatever it is they're ranting about... ( See Esp: Newspeak of 911 )
Fun Books to Check out from your Library or actually Buy from a Bookstore:
Lies My Teacher Told Me : Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
Lies My Parents Told Me : The Hilarious, Outrageous and Outright Incredible Things We Grow Up Believing
The Greatest Stories Never Told : 100 Tales from History to Astonish, Bewilder, and Stupefy
Everything You Know Is Wrong: The Disinformation Guide to Secrets and Lies

Be sure to keep in mind that everyone that is telling you;
That everyone is lying to you,
May not be being entirely truthful either...???
Such as ghosts & spirits that are contacted with the help of Ouija boards...!!!

It has always annoyed me that the spiritualists always Assume,
On the basis of no Evidence whatsoever,
That these entities have access to fundamental truths & enlightening profundities...!!!
It is my assertion that the gawds, angels & sprites [ et. al. ] are just as ill-informed as The Damp Masses...!!!
Please keep in mind that we are sleeping on a bunk bed

That is at an intermediate level along an infinite continuum of bunk beds;
And that 'Our Gawds' are simply one up from us.
They are just as far from any 'Ultimate Truths' as we are!
Of course-- Some lies are farther from the truth than others,

And these 'Far-Out' truths seem to most often Spurt, like Garlicy Jizzum,
From The Asymmetrical Orifices of Fish like Politicians & Pug faced Industrial CEO's...

No comments: