i was going to send this to Apple, but it had too many characters.

i would love a pdf ( or pages document ) as a tutorial for all of The Features & Functions for Pages. i hate having all of these things on The Internet, where i have to jump & click, & bounce around, & i'm never sure if i've seen everything, because it's not at all linear ! i want to start on page 1 & flip through it page by page until i get to The End, & i will know that that was everything !!! Also; i Hate BookMarks & The Table of Contents, i would like a function that allows me to Link A to B. i click on A, it jumps to B, i click on B & it jumps back to A. i may want to create a chain of links, so that when i click on B, it reveals that B is part of a chain of links, & that i can either return to A or proceed to C or D or E ! It should be very simple, & all of these links are INSIDE The Document, & that i can turn off all of The Side Bars & have full access to everything ( for reading purposes ) from within The Document, without have to find a peripheral Window or Menu or Whatever. ( !!! ) Simple, Simple, Simple. Test everything with attentive 3rd graders, if they're confused, you've done it wrong ! 

An UnDeveloped :S:E:G: Boris Johnson as The AntiChrist Cabbage Code

Another Cabbage Code that i briefly worked on, 

but failed/neglected to develop into a finished graphc

was one based on The :S:E:G:

The Simple English Gematria

a = 1  B = 2 C = 3 ... Z = 26

These are some naturally Found ( not contrived ) phrases

that turned up in The Block Text Search ( !!! ) 

666 =  Honourable Boris Johnson ( MP ) Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

666 =  He Entered Into A Upperclass Drinking Society Known For Vandalism

666 =  Although Rebelled Against The Supported Conservative Party Line

666 =  As Part Of The United Kingdoms Withdrawal From The European Union

666 =  A Key Influence On The Emergence Of The Eurosceptic UK Independence Party

666 =  Johnson Responded That These Quotes Had Been Taken Out Of Context

666 =  Spending Six Weeks Campaigning He Attained  Votes  In The  General Election

666 =  Just Wants To Be There While Doing Very Little Work Writing

666 =  Johnson Responded That He-We're Is Not Advocates Of A New Nationalism

666 =  Politician Who Has Done Most To Let Down His Party And Country

Boris Johnson ( The AntiChrist ) ( ? ) Version 3 / 10 Downing Street Key

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