Murder Most Mundane
All Things Related to Murder, Planning, Consequences, Evading Capture,
&/or The Fame Associated with Successful Damnation
Most Crimes are Committed by Ordinary, UnImaginative Parakeets that use Tried & True Criminal Methods which are Indistinguishable from The White Noise of All Criminal Activity in a Given Region— It’s The Clever Criminals that Invent Their Own Unique Methods that are The Ones We ( The Police ) Catch.
Anon. ( ? )
Any Theory ( or Criminal Case ) that fits all of The Facts is Obviously Wrong,
Because some of The Data is Always Erroneous.
General Purpose Murdering Tips
1. Run The Victim over with a Car. Be sure that you, The Driver, is Completely Sober and Free of Any Extraneous Distractions. Your Freedom is dependent upon the fact that you were driving very safely... And they just stepped in front of your car.
2. The Same Approach may be used when murdering a co-worked during a friendly game of tag-foot ball. Everyone was just playing in a safe and cautious manner, and we were all astonished when s/he broke their neck.
3. If you decide to mug & bludgeon a person away from their home or usual haunts, be sure to wear clothes that you would never ordinarily wear, and then remove them a block or two from the murder and dispose of them in a grease bin behind a chinese restaurant. Be sure to change Everything. Wear no Jewelry & Wash your hair & brush your teeth at a public restroom before going home. Dispose of The Toothbrush, Paste & Shampoo. If anyone sees you at this time, just ignore them.
4. Don’t Panic. Never Panic. Relax. Relax. Everything will be fine. If someone sees you in The Vicinity of The Murder, Along with other people, What in The heck were THEY doing there?
5. A Victim is found Dead by What appears to be a Perfectly Natural Accident. In The Course of Notifying Friends & Relatives, The police come to your door to tell you that she is dead. They don’t say how. You respond in a Cheerful, but subdued Manner. The Police comment that your reaction is somewhat odd, and you reply that you’ve been planning on murdering her for several weeks now. You then ask how she met her premature demise, And they then reveal that it appears to be an accident. You say; ‘Really; Appears to be; An Accident?’ ‘Yes.’ The policemyn replies. ‘And you suspect foul play perhaps?’ ‘It’s still open to investigation.’ ‘Hmmm.’ ‘It would also appear that there is a One Million Dollar Insurance Policy Made out to You, as The Sole Beneficiary.’ ‘Ah, That is Curious, But not Entirely Inexplicable. I had until very recently a One Million Dollar Insurance Policy made out to Her as My Sole Beneficiary. We were engaged to be married, and just broke up about a month ago. I then changed The Beneficiary of My Policy to The Local Animal Hospital, and it would seem that she forgot or neglected to change her policy.’ ‘Ah.’ The Police then withdraw and continue their investigation. You of course; Did murder her in a clever manner so that it would look 90% like an Accident, And 10% Suspicious, On The Grounds that All Accidents ‘Should’ look a little suspicious. You then take The Million Dollars that you have patiently waited several months to collect on, after you have received word that The investigation has been completed and it was deemed to be an Accident after all, And give The money to a Needy NonProfit Organization that you have no ( No Previous ) connections with. ( these following steps were included to dissuade anyone from suspecting you ‘later’, when her friends of relatives refuse to accept that she died in an ‘accident’ ) There is a small caveat though. They are allowed to spend $500,000 of it on anything they wish to, And retain The other $500,000 in an account from which they are allowed to draw 60% of The Interest from; And divert 40% of The Interest to Another NonProfit Organization that you have set up, and your Administrative Fee correlates almost exactly with this 40% Interest amount. A Modest but Steady Income for Life. The 60% that they Receive will simultaneously keep their foundation afloat forever.
6. Too much planning will almost always work against you.
7. If you’re going to kill someone, with a reason; That’s motive. You have to eliminate the motive. If there’s money coming to you, make sure that it doesn’t. Get it later. If they’ve betrayed you, let everyone know that you’ve forgiven them, It was just a misunderstanding.
8. If you want to kill someone with a arrow, but they’re several miles away, use a cruise missile that fires an arrow. GPS microchips were made for amateurs to commit these sorts of terrorist attacks or murders.
9. The Perfect Murders are the simple ones. There are countless unsolved murders each year, and while most are due to police incompetence, The remaining few had the unassailable virtue of leaving nothing for the bright investigator to work with.
10. A Serial Murderer sends a tantalizing taunt to the police in which a number of clues are given, that the murderer promises will make the most elegant sense when the victims are discovered. These clues take many forms; Including Haiku, Poems, Pages from Magazines, Polaroid Snapshots, Matchbooks stapled together, A Book Report by an Unspecified Third Grader, A Can of Beets, which, when opened for the first time, contains a set of Barbie Outfits. In one clue, a carefully drafted illustration of the torso is provided, with all cuts, incisions, bruises and burns. Curiously; This drawing is marred by a spill of coffee, in which one of the droplets exactly match a birthmark on the victim.
11. Everytime there is a murder, suicide or accidental Fatality in your vicinity, go to The police and confess that you did it. Naturally, you’re going to get all The details wrong and be labeled a nut case. You may be institutionalized for a short time, but other than this one quirk, you’re perfectly normal ( do not pretend to be crazy! ) and you’ll be released. After several of these; Commit your desired murder and quickly confess to it, getting all The usual details wrong.
12. A victim is selected and brutally murdered on a crowed sidewalk. Police quickly arrive and shower the assailant with bullets, but the killer defends himself by waving his large knife, deflecting many of the rounds, some shots hit pedestrians, killing them as well. He then dashes off into traffic along a busy boulevard, Then stumbles. When the cars pass by, He has disappeared...! =/= The Victim is real, and was really murdered. The Police that arrive are confederates that shoot blanks, or alternatively, real bullets, but are carefully aiming at the surrounding crowd. The knife is rigged to flash and provide a convincing ricocheting sound. In Traffic, another confederate is driving a car that may well have been created in The Discovery's Channel; “Monster Garage”. It is equipped with a conveyer belt that drops down from below the car, catching the killer and pulling him into the car as it harmlessly drives over him. The Confederate Police vanish into the confusion.
13. Horrific Weapon Idea : Sidewalk Cheese Grater. This consists of a section of sidewalk or park play area being replaced with a matrix of tiny tiny chain saws, which when superficially examined, look like an ordinary walking or playing surface, but when activated, grind whatever is standing on it into tiny flakes of sawdust. Below this surface is a powerful vacuuming system which moves these flakes of sawdust to a storage area, so that the net effect is that the object formerly on the surface, sinks into the sidewalk, accompanied by gratuitous screaming. To further expedite this process, each tiny chain saw has diamond ( or equivalent ) cutting heads and if they encounter an especially difficult material, they will reverse their rotation, being able to grind while spinning in either direction. If a material is so difficult to cut through that it causes a grinding saw to reverse a fixed number of times in sequence, then the vacuuming system for that area is reversed, blowing the difficult material either off the sidewalk area, or changing the position of the target, so that a new cutting angle may be predicated.
14. Self Replicating Molecules are the hall-mark of living organisms, but unless i'm very much mistaken, smaller; Demonstration Level Self Replicating Molecules have been created. What if it were possible to create a Highly Reactive Self Replicating Chain Driven Molecule that Eats up Oxygen Atoms. You simply Release such a Catalyst into the atmosphere and it begins to combine with Oxygen Atoms or O2 Molecules, and adds them to it's chain Molecule. The Catalyst would be on one end, grab Oxygen Atoms and combine them to a Pre grown chain or make a chain from existing carbon or other pollutants in the vicinity. It might be especially good if the reactive chain required a given pollutant atom or molecule every 20 or so links, so that when it ran out, the production chain would stop. It might also gain sufficient mass to fall to the ground, where a substantially slower reaction activated by Ultraviolet Sun Light would break the molecular chain apart, freeing the Oxygen atoms. But by then; The damage would be done, having sucked all the Oxygen out of a large arena or enclosed area.
15. This is an AntiMurdering Tip. Let's say you've captured someone and you have them tied up in your basement. Then for whatever reasons, and they might be complicated reasons, not moral or ethical reasons, for NOT Murdering this person... But how can you just let them go? They've seen you and they know all about your evil plans! The Solution is quite simple. Just; Either seek their cooperation in buying back their life, or go to their home and find out something about them that would be perfect for Blackmailing them for a very long time. / As A Second Element to all this; you may wish to take some time to break down their story that they were kidnapped at all! Arrange evidence that they were at some specific location ( use a look-alike ) other than in your basement, and that you were somewhere's else as well. Of course; If you're dealing with a hard boiled egg, They may just turn around after you've released them and try to kill you! So you have to take that into consideration and arrange for postmortem consequence that will outlive your personal means. / A side strategy to this is to make them believe, very strongly, that they were held someplace very different from where they were held, along with other details, such as how long they were held, or introduce characters that are dressed in very realistic frog or alien costumes, so that when they turn up, their story is completely crazy.
16. Invent a gun that shoots 3 inch disks with either a diamond ( carbon coated ) edge or teflon edge. This weapon should shoot them like Frisbees, taking into consideration how they will track in a given wind, adjusting it's aim as it follows the path of tracer, illuminated disks that are stacked with the invisible ones.
17. You’re expecting gunslingers, mobsters or The Police/FBI to come after you in your hideout, so you create ’safe zones’ for your adversaries to hide behind when The shooting starts, but you’ve mischievously planted explosives, Shooting Spikes or Spinning Knives that jump out from protective surfaces !
18. Given that you are a large person, say more than 200 lb. You murder someone in a rather straightforward manner, leaving a plethora of DNA & Fingerprints at the crime scene. This murder takes place in an area where you would be expected to leave clear & unambiguous footprints. You then make up a pair of boots whose imprints exactly match those of your favorite boots, such that there are, what might be assumed to be unique marks, cuts and breaks in the soles. These duplicate boots are then fitted to smaller boots and heavily weighted. These are then disposed of at a location where they will certainly be found by snoopy people that will turn them over to the police. / Using the DNA & Fingerprint evidence, the police quickly locate you, examine your boots and match them to the crime scene. But there is then the question of the duplicate boots? Obviously you were framed! Additional planted clues then point to one of your enemies, hence your murder nabs two birds with one stone.
19. You and a friend plot to murder your roommate. The murder is messy and blood is found on you and your friend's clothing, as might be expected, because the three of you frequently engaged in kinky sex. One of you, Either you or your friend is charged with the murder. The other takes the stand and admits that they committed the murder, thus freeing the other. ‘B’ Then Either makes vague and disingenuous statements in their statement to the police, suggesting that 'B' blamed themselves for The Victim's death, as a Suicide. That is; B believes that The Victim was not murdered, but that they committed suicide and that they, 'B' was responsible by their careless behaviour. If in the event the police decide to charge B, 'A' takes the stand and confesses that the police had it right the first time, and that 'A' is guilty of the murder. B is found innocent and neither can be charged again. Nor can they be charged with conspiracy to murder the victim, as A claims to have murdered the victim by themselves, and B claims that The Victim wasn't murdered at all. ( Principally derived from a short story i once read )
20. A side step of that last plan; Is to murder Henry. The murder is planned to look to a seasoned investigator like a complicated suicide, that Henry carefully planned to frame Gertrude for his own suicide, as a murder. The net effect is that The investigator will believe that Henry committed suicide but framed Gertrude, so that the police will think that Gertrude murdered him. But the police know that Henry committed suicide, Or did he? Was he really murdered by Gertrude that tried to make it look like a suicide? At any rate; You are clearly out of the loop.
21. Tandem Bombs : If one is tampered with, The second, more carefully hidden bomb goes off disabling the bomb squad guy, without disturbing the timing of the primary bomb.
22. The Police arrive at A House in a Residential Area to find The Front Door Open. The Neighbors reported considerable screaming in The early hours of The Morning. In one Bedroom, The Victim is lying face down, dead, with numerous knife wounds. A Man is Sitting in A Chair, Stupefied, A Knife is on The Ground under his limp hand. The Victim is discovered to have absolutely no blood in them, & The Blood covering The Room & The Assumed Murderer is not The Victims. It is Goat Blood. The Fingerprints on The Knife is not The Assumed Murderer’s, but The State Governors. The Knife is not The Murder Weapon. The Assumed Murderer’s last memory was watching TV in his own home, 40 miles away, while his wife was sleeping upstairs. This Alibi checks out. The House is not The Victim’s house. The Victim lives several miles away, & their room is filled with crazy professionally produced drawings of an invention that would allow everyone to escape The Grid, But many pages of The Device’s plans are missing. It is then discovered that The Victim was taken from a morgue, having died of unrelated causes 2 days ago.
23. If you are caught and it is proved far beyound a reasonable doubt that you did it, Then:
Argue that you should be allowed to Murder People with the same impunity and Lawfulness as The Government does, So long as you adhere to Their Standards of Murdering People.
Such as : Capital Punishment, CIA Assassinations, Police Shootings of Innocent By-Standers, Collateral Deaths in War, or Near War Zones, Any number of ‘Accidental’ Deaths, in which it assumed that Angels ( You do believe in Angels Don’t you! ) wished them dead, or they would have saved them. ( Do Angels allow anyone to be killed before their assigned Date? )
Argue that you should be allowed to Murder People with the same impunity and Lawfulness as The Government does, So long as you adhere to Their Standards of Murdering People.
Such as : Capital Punishment, CIA Assassinations, Police Shootings of Innocent By-Standers, Collateral Deaths in War, or Near War Zones, Any number of ‘Accidental’ Deaths, in which it assumed that Angels ( You do believe in Angels Don’t you! ) wished them dead, or they would have saved them. ( Do Angels allow anyone to be killed before their assigned Date? )
24. The Best Murders are ones that look like a perfectly natural accident. Such as Falling from a roof while cleaning out The Leaves in The Gutters, and landing on Their Head. But what if you want to kill your boss at work. He’s in his 30’s or 40’s and still playful, you encourage him to play a game that some of you in The Office have taken a fancy to, and that is; Sliding down The Railing in The Stairwell. The Railing is arranged so that you can slide down floor after floor without loosing your momentum. After several office workers have witnessed him participating in this activity, One afternoon, simply drop him down The Central Empty Shaft. If you can arrange to have witnesses believe that you were elsewhere in The Building at The Time, so much The Better, but if you were present at The Time of this Horrible Accident, That should be fine too.
25. A Hit Man(ess specializes in arranging their victims to be doing something insanely dangerous in front of an audience of dozens of their friends & family, so that there can be no doubt that it was an accident.
26. You arrange to have a wife or girl-friend ( husband or boy-friend ) to be hit by a car, killing them, but just to be sure, you are nearby when they are hit, then to make sure they’re dead, you embrace The Victim & thoroughly shake their head & neck while you are ostensibly holding & comforting them.
27. If your victim has The Sort of Job that is Inherently Dangerous; If you can arrange their murder to look like a Job Related Accident or Fatality, then there wouldn’t be an investigation making any effort to link you to their Death. / If on The Other hand, their job isn’t at all Dangerous, You can still arrange for a Job Related Accident of The ‘Freakish’ Nature that again shifts any possible relationship to you all The more Unlikely. / Another Great approach would be to dress up like a street thug & Murder your victim in a 7-11 or other Corner Grocery Store as part of A Robbery. Be sure & wear a Disguise.
28. Plant a Children’s Lunch Sack at The Bus Stop at a time when you victim is expected to show up. Poison The Cupcake, which they will certainly eat. / If The Victim is A Drug User or Alcoholic, The Sack might contain something more Tempting. If A Controlled Substance; Make it especially potent, so that a regular dose will be an overdose.
29. It might also be fun to leave poisoned Drugs in Shady Neighborhoods to get rid of The Riff Raft. Whatever poison you use, It should be of a kind that takes a long time to kill The victim, without a noticeable Onset of when they first become sick so that they don’t associate The Found drugs with their Illness & Demise.
30. As with any ‘Big’ Crime; It is always best to arrange for most of The Work to be done by Law Abiding Citizens that don’t believe that they’re doing anything wrong, So that if your all caught, they will be found innocent of any wrong doing, because they will in fact have done nothing wrong. Each Partitioned Element of The Crime is Perfectly Legal, & Only becomes Illegal when they are all Assembled into a Continuous Stream of Action. Even The Planners may reasonably plead Innocence as they fully expected That The Result would be, Should have been, Perfectly Legal. When this applies to Murder; The Death of The Victim is merely a Horrible Accident.
31. Serial Killer Tool Kit / Blankets that look like A Pile of Leaves, Garbage or Bricks. This may be thrown over a victim so that they will go undiscovered for hours, days or weeks after your spontaneous murder. / Taser / Defensive Chemical Agent / Silencer / Night Vision Goggles / Proximity Alarm. This ( These ) work with your cell phone to alert you when someone enters a designated area. / Variety of Official Looking Badges & Identifications / Remote Controlled Weapons that work with your cell phone, so that you can view & fire/detonate weapons from a remote location. / Kitten or Puppy to lure children away from their parents or guardians / Roll of Money to lure women into your car or away from a party / Big Durable Garbage Bags. + Several Cans of Spray Adhesive + Duct Tape. This Approach also requires some ‘On Hand’ material, such as leaves, grass or garbage to glue to The victim ( which has been taped into a ball ) & then place in The Large Durable Garbage Bag to leave in a dumpster. This is to assure that if The bag is broken or torn open, only this debris will be discovered. Once The body has been transferred to The City Dump, you can rest assured that it is gone forever. / Cell Phone Disabler. This might well extend to A General Purpose Radio Communications Disruptor. / Stiletto. An Excellent Murder Weapon if Used Properly, Which is to Enter The Chest from under The Sternum to poke a hole in The Heart & give The Blade a Subtle Twist before Removing it. The Desired Effect is to allow The Body to Very quickly bleed out internally & Die quickly, which prevents any additional blood loss through The Entry Wound. / A Ready Supply of Murdering Clothes, which will be disposed of after each murder. / Disguises / Quick Change Clothes. These are ‘Professional Magic’ Outfits which may be changed very quickly, as in The blink of an eye. /
32. Disguises are always a good idea; Then dispose of The Disguise a few blocks or more from The Murder Site. The Principle Idea; Get into The Disguise some distance from The Murder; Then Get out of it soon after, & get rid of it in such a way that it will not be associated with The Murder or You. It may be perfectly alright ( somewhat counterintuitive ) if you kept an extensive disguise kit, & disposed of only The Disguise that you used for a particular murder. The police would find your Disguise kit if you were captured, but your attorney could argue that The kit is missing The Disguise that was seen at The scene of The murder. This would be a classic case of The police insisting that The missing evidence is The Proof of The Crime. ( which any lay person should recognize as crazy talk. )
33. Acting Crazy, or Acting like a Crazy Person before Murdering a Victim in A Crowded Venue may be very desirable if you have a good ( foolproof ) Exit ( Escape ) Strategy. Once extracted from your Disguise & Murder Location; Finding you will be nary impossible.
34. Murder by Monkey ! Train a Monkey ( The Cuter The Better ) to Tear The Face off Dummies or Hobos, then release it in The Vicinity of The Desired Victim. Be sure to Sharpen their Fingernails or put Steel Clawed Mittens on them ! You might also try other ( Unexpected or Expectable ) Animals, such as A Bear, Wolverine, Coyote, Badger, Dogs ( of course ), Basket of Minx, Chinchillas or Ferrets; Seagulls, Crows or Ravens, NonNative African or South American Ants, Mosquitoes infected with Ebola or Hunta Virus, Komodo Dragon, Alligators or Crocodiles; Or A Swarm of Black Cats. / Be sure that The Attack is Entirely Unexpected, in an Unexpected Location. When you’re told about it, Faint with Confusion & Disbelief.
35. Rocketized Bullet Helicopter
For use in Assassinations when the client is in an impossibly distant, remote, around the corner position, in a crowded area where the single target is necessary. A large bore rocket propelled shell is fired in the general direction, then breaks apart, deploying a tiny helicopter which is positioned by remote control or autonomous facial identification to make the final connection.
For use in Assassinations when the client is in an impossibly distant, remote, around the corner position, in a crowded area where the single target is necessary. A large bore rocket propelled shell is fired in the general direction, then breaks apart, deploying a tiny helicopter which is positioned by remote control or autonomous facial identification to make the final connection.
36. Crazy faux Murderer
Whenever a murder occurs in your area, Go to the police and insist that you did it. Get all the details wrong, as you natureally would and then sulk away when they refuse to arrest you. It should be noted that they may arrest you anyways, and in fact invite you to confess to many other unsolved murders... If so; Then play along for awhile, and then arrange for their crazy scheme to close countless unsolved crimes to be exposed. Else: After a dozen or so confessions; Commit a series of murders on your own, taking care to confess to these as well, getting all the details wrong.
Whenever a murder occurs in your area, Go to the police and insist that you did it. Get all the details wrong, as you natureally would and then sulk away when they refuse to arrest you. It should be noted that they may arrest you anyways, and in fact invite you to confess to many other unsolved murders... If so; Then play along for awhile, and then arrange for their crazy scheme to close countless unsolved crimes to be exposed. Else: After a dozen or so confessions; Commit a series of murders on your own, taking care to confess to these as well, getting all the details wrong.
37. Simple Assassination Escape
It has always annoyed me terribly that many Presidential Assassins have given their assassination plot so little thought, that they simply walk up to the President and shoot them. This has always seemed incredibly stupid to me... But it may be quite clever if you add another simple layer to your plot by arranging for several police cars to show up and brutally arrest you... Except that they're not really real police. They are your confederates.
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This idea seems so familiar to me that i suspect it's been used in some movies that i have otherwise forgotten...???
It has always annoyed me terribly that many Presidential Assassins have given their assassination plot so little thought, that they simply walk up to the President and shoot them. This has always seemed incredibly stupid to me... But it may be quite clever if you add another simple layer to your plot by arranging for several police cars to show up and brutally arrest you... Except that they're not really real police. They are your confederates.
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This idea seems so familiar to me that i suspect it's been used in some movies that i have otherwise forgotten...???
38. Fingerprints from Guns is Very Improbable.
a) Recovered .5 to 10% of Cases
b) Most Gun Surfaces are Designed to Easy Grip with Rough Surfaces
c) Recoil smudges prints
d) Oily surfaces are inhospitable to prints
e) Grip is usually hard that smudges prints
f) Prints are wiped off when storing it in a waist band or pocket
g) : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o
39. Murder by Incidental Proxy / This idea is quite simple; It allows you to murder someone in such a manner that there is a Delayed Fuse ( So-To-Speak ) on The Murder Weapon :
a) Insert A Prepared Log into their Outdoor Stack of Fireplace Cord Logs which Either Explodes Catastrophically, Releases a Toxic Gas, or Detects The Interior Temperature from The Move from outside to Inside, & releases poisonous Snake or Spider that has remained in a Cold Weather Stupor while waiting for it to be taken indoors.
b) Sneak into The Victim’s House & Poison All of their Food with a Substance that will kill The Victim in A Painstakingly Slow Process, to allow you to leave The Country or be otherwise far away when they finally fall over dead.
c) Disguise yourself as a Pizza Deliver Boy, & Take them a Poisoned Pizza after intercepting a call for a Pizza to be Delivered to them.
d) Modify some feature of their car so that it fails at some time days or weeks from The day of The Tampering. When The Element fails due to being over-stressed; It will look all The more like a perfectly accidental accident.
e) Replace their MP3 Recordings with Duplicates which include Subliminal Messages to Undermine The Victim’s Self-Esteem & Drive them to Suicide.
f) xxx
g) xxx
h) : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o
40. In _Dexter_, Dexter always went to great lengths to cover his murder spot, which was always chosen to be as controllable as imaginable, with sheets & sheets of plastic, to protect The room from any blood splatter, presumably, even though his method always insured that there would be very little blood from The murder, but— we were never privy to The dismemberment sequence, so that’s what it was put up for, presumably. But it seems to me that that much additional materials being inserted into a murder scene is only going to leave more evidence, Not less. i can’t seem to recall how he was putting up The plastic sheets, but if he was stapling them up, that would leave holes all over The room, & also points of seepage where blood could leak into The walls.
41. But what i was thinking of; Was an ( imaginary - Not yet invented ? ) Spray on Material that could be used to Completely Cover a murder Scene, then after all The murdering & dismemberment was finished, you’d wait for The blood & gore to settle & dry a bit, possibly accelerating this phase by spraying coagulants on The blood pools to solidify them— Then apply an Electrical arc through The Spray on Plastic Coating, which would cause it to Shrivel All up, into an Amorphous Ball, which would be comparatively easy to dispose of.
42. You Invite your Enemy to a Prepared Kill Zone, Which is at some Semi-Public location where there will be plenty of un-scripted witnesses that will unambiguously report that you murdered your enemy in cold blood then dragged them inside to an undisclosed area. / When The police arrive, you go out to meet them & deny that you murdered anyone, which is lying & lying is always bad, but you’re already a murderer, so how much more trouble are you getting yourself into ( ? ) ! The police note that there is a clear path of blood where you dragged The victim inside, which they search & do Not find The victim. They take samples of The blood trail, which is determined to be raspberry juice, which is What you told them it was. The Prepared Space is a seemingly simple area, which is actually substantially more complicated, obfuscating its actual purpose of hiding The body & creating The faux trail of blood.
43. Commit a Murder in such & such circumstances so that it is hopelessly ambiguous as to whether you intentionally murdered The victim ( Murder One ) or Accidentally killed The Victim as an act of Negligence or Benign Circumstance — With The Intention of Appealing your Conviction on The Grounds of being inappropriately Charged, No matter what you are charged with.
44. Apparently; For The First Time; A Privately Owned, Civilian ‘Helicopter Drone’ is used as a Platform for a FireArm to Shoot From. ( July 2015 )
45. Your Victim ( intended victim ) is an alcoholic or drug abuser ( this actually came up when i was in hawai`i, when a woman sat down across from one morning & started telling me about her son, so was an insufferable lout, & alcoholic & she wished him dead ! - Given some more time, i might have suggested a few options for her, but right on The spot there, i couldn’t think of anything, & after this day, i never saw her again ! ( ? ) i often wonder if things like this ( which happen to me from time to time, are staged by ( ? ) or The Time Travelers from The Universe or The CIA or Local Police in somekind of quirky ’Sting’ Operation ( ? ) ) So anyways; i was thinking that it should be fairly easy to simple get a drunk ‘dead drunk’ by buying them several bottles of high alcohol content booze & be sure that they drink it fast enough to kill them before they pass out. It might also be advisable that you encourage them to snort coke or meth that is a much better ‘quality’ than they usually imbibe in. Then inject some heroine into them with a particularly long needle, deep into The anus or esophagus, &/or thread a tube down their throat & pour in more alcohol. When you’re sure that they’re dead ( don’t leave it to chance ! ) surround The victim with stacks of Dry-Ice, which will further suffocate The victim with Carbon Dioxide & cool The victim ( preserve them ) to give The Coroner a False time of death. After setting this all up; Leave, locking The door behind you & go on vacation somewhere’s else. If The body is found, presumably after all of The Dry-Ice has evaporated; you are off scot-free. If The Body is discover while The Dry-Ice is still there, you may be trouble ?
46. You take your victim to a cabin or shack in The woods & arrange it so that it looks like they killed themselves in an ‘apparent’ suicide. These things can be marginally tricky, so keep it simple, overly complicated suicides are often found out in The details ! / But; You also arrange The door ( The only door ) so that it is locked &/or barricaded from within. The Windows are locked as well, or have stuff on their window shelves which preclude any possibility that anyone left by climbing out through them. What The police will ( presumably ) neglect to consider however, is that there will be an entire ‘false’ ( faux ) wall which can open outward & then close; & be ‘locked in place’ thereafter, never allowing it to be opened again. Only an extensive examination of The dismantled shack will reveal this feature. ( this is ( obviously ) your method of leaving The crime scene )
47. After a Brutal Murder with a .45, you run from The scene of The Crime & are captured a block later, but when The Police Search you, they find only a toy gun. Your hands are negative for Powder residue. This allows you to get away from a crowded murder scene while leaving plenty of forensic evidence behind you. Just a few loose ends that point away from you should be enough.
48. It seems obvious of course; that if you murder someone locally, in an impromptu act of anger or petty jealousy, it should occur to you that when you bury The body, move The location to someone else’s backyard.
49. Never Hire a HitMyn; They are always a weak link with unnecessary complications, even if you’re hiring a high-priced Norwegian Albino. Always murder your enemy yourself, & you should be in The room, with several witnesses when you murder them. The Simple Twist is that your enemy is killed in what is irrefutably an ancient that no-one could have predicted or have intervened to stop it.
50. Add Surrealistic or Inexplicable Elements to your Murder to Make The Investigation of it more of A Quixotic Mystery that will Muddle The Ordinary Evidence /
Case Example: The Lead Masks of Vintem Hill
Case Example: The Lead Masks of Vintem Hill
51. When Engaging is A Serial Spree of Murders within a confined regional area; Wear Exotic Costumes which may be ‘Inverted’ to Take on The Appearance of A Completely Disparate Object, Accouterments, or Person; Such as A Fancy Tuxedo changing into An Old Tire, Garbage Can, Side of A Building, Shrubbery or Stack of Boxes. Be sure to use a different costume change for each Murder; so as to avoid The Curious Observation of A Particular Item being reported by Local Residents at each Crime Scene. The Change of Costume would presumably only be required when disturbed during or shortly after The Gristly Crime. It may be Beneficial if The Costume would be able to take on more than 2 Facades; Such as— Tweed Jacket Assemblage for approaching The Crime Scene, Changes to Portly Woman when leaving; Old Tire if you draw attention to yourself, or A Supernatural Being of Unexpected Hight when fleeing to A Wooded Area or into a Busy Shopping Area. Easily Inflatable Bags or Supporting Poles may be employed to change The Shape from a Human Form to something quite distinctly dissimilar.
52. If you find yourself in a group of suspects & you are The guilty party that The investigator is looking for. ( in an enclosed environment ); Arrange for a controlled accident to happen, endangering or threatening The life of The principle or first assistant investigator & then save their life.
53. If you find yourself in a group of suspects & you are The guilty party that The investigator is looking for, ( in an enclosed environment ); Arrange to cause one of the innocent suspects to act particularly irrational, either with drugs, mind-games or planting false paranoid delusions in their mind.
54. In Any Criminal Investigation that involves a group of suspects & The narrative of The crime has Not yet been established; The Craziest ( most immature or eccentric ) Meerkat is either The Principle Criminal /or Completely Innocent. If The Narrative of The Crime ( that you are guilty of ) suggests a Single Mastermind ( unhinged or Not ), The Crazy Person may be guilty, But if The Narrative suggests a conspiracy, The The Crazy person ( who would be unable to either work with or be trusted by The others ) is most certainly innocent. It is a common Criminal Trope that The Criminal Mastermind will choose incompetent, simpleminded or crazy associates that are able to follow simple instructions & will presumably be loyal to a fault, but Real Criminals tend to associate with parakeets of their self-similar intelligence & sanity. Thus; Again; The crazy person is most certainly innocent. That person may be The investigators best hope of discovering useful ‘inside’ information. Crazy people to be more attentive & associative minded that neurotypicals. As The Guilty party, murdering this crazy person may tie up a loose end, but it will also reduce The number of suspects by one. All in all, The Crazy person is usually a Wild-Card, Their Guilt or Innocence depends on many factors which are completely tangental to The Crime Narrative & Evidence.
55. If your a dentist ( or any ( any ) kind of doctor ) you create faux-patient file on The Victim, then either lure them into your office ( with The cooperation of your nurse ( or Not ) ) & then proceed to murder them in a manner that statistically, will result in their death, such as pulling teeth, or whatever. / The investigation will find that you acted properly during their visit & it was just one of those things ( ? ) !
56. Alternatively; If you know that your intended victim has a doctor or dentist’s appointment on a particular day; you may ‘arrange’ for your victim to have a heart attack or stoke while visiting their physician. This may result in An Autopsy being deemed unnecessary & dismissed.
57. If you’re committing your murder in a reasonably small jurisdiction; You might try committing your ‘Intended’ Murder that you will be tied to for various reasons; such as; you know The Victim, they have knowingly crossed you, you may have threatened them repeatedly & so on; Then a week or so after this murder, assuming you haven’t been arrested, or are being tailed everywhere you go, take steps to loose your real or imaginary followers & commit a second, completely random murder that is much more ’Serious’ or ‘Noteworthy’, such as; Multiple Victims, Famous Victim, Murder in A Public Venue which causes substantial publicity or whatever. Take extra special care Not to leave any evidence behind.
The intended purpose of this second Murder(s, is to push your first murder down The Priorities List of The Overworked Policed Department, possibly even pushing your first murder into The Cold Case File Cabinet.
The intended purpose of this second Murder(s, is to push your first murder down The Priorities List of The Overworked Policed Department, possibly even pushing your first murder into The Cold Case File Cabinet.
58. You often hear about domestic murders in which The Murderer will attempt to dispose of their spouse or drowned children in shallow graves in their backyard ! As mentioned elsewhere in this compilation, there are plenty of easy & fool-proof ways of recycling your victims, but if; for sentimental reasons, you insist on burying your victims near by, in your backyard or perhaps an empty lot near by or a forest across The Road; You might want to add at least one tier of counter-detection to avoid discovery & incarceration or electrocution by digging a comparatively deep grave, say 4 feet at least, then add 2 feet of soil which is them tamped down, then a stray dog is placed in this shallow grave & covered with loose soil, & a few plants added on top of that. This method is intended to suggest that The Grave ( if discovered by Cadaver Sniffing Dogs ) is one for a family pet, as opposed to The actual grave of your 3 small children.
59. If you’re Not very imaginative & after giving your intended murder a considerable amount of thought & can’t come up with anything more creative than ambushing The victim in a parking lot or city park, mix it up a little bit by obtaining several guns, including a duplicate gun of one that you own, & that several people know that you have, then murder The victim with your 6 or 7 guns, to present The superficial narrative that The victim was murdered by several people. Then when you’re contacted, you reluctantly turn over your primary gun ( that was Not used in The murder ) & ballistics will show that that gun was Not used in The murder. As always; Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing but The Truth; Right up to The Big Lie ( That you didn’t murder your Victim ) So that as The Police put together their case against you ( The Principle & Only Logical Suspect ) Everything is piling up against you, except that you couldn’t possibly have done it. ( ? )
60. If your victim is a recently acquired grrrl friend, you might be able to write a lengthy & convincing suicide note which will be revealed after you discover her lifeless body in an appropriate pose for a hanging or wrist slashing. The suicide Not will be written by you in an ‘alternative’ script that you’ve been practicing for weeks or perhaps months. During this time, you’ve used it to fill out shopping lists, a diary ostensibly written by The victim, who, by chance & good fortune, hates to write anything, leaving no actual traces or evidence of her actual hand writing ! Just to be on The Safe-side, you may wish to examine her actual handwriting & take note of any peculiarities that she’s invented or used in The Formation of her Characters, such as tiny circles to dot ‘i’s, negligence of crossing ’t’s, Oddly formed ‘G’s or ‘R’s & so on. Incorporate these into your faux handwriting, so that if an actual sample of her handwriting turns up, it will be at least ambiguous as to The authenticity of The Suicide Note !
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Interrogations
1. If The Authorities are Conducting an Interview with you, they don’t have a case against you, only suspicions; The Interview is intended for you to reveal details that they are only guessing at, they want you to confess for them. Or sign a confession that they’ve written for you.
2. Always mirror your interrogator's demeanor, match meanness with meanness, sarcasm with sarcasm. This is particularly useful when the interrogation is done outside a police station, at the suspects home or work place. If you happen to get a police officer that likes to imitate lieutenant Columbo, you may try to out Columbo him, pestering him to stay and stay while asking him endlessly pointless questions, following each up with more questions to make him think that you're actually going somewhere with your questioning, but of course you're not.
3. It may be effective to simply drive your interrogators crazy by consistently answering Their questions with completely inappropriate answers. That is; Make up some other question in your mind, Then carefully & politely answer that one. Other than this one Technique, Do Not act dumb or crazy.
4. Making a ‘Street Officer’ ( Not a professional Interrogator ) so angry with your shenanigans that s’he attacks you, This may or may not work in your favor. ( Be sure that you’re being Videoed from a sufficient distance that The Conversation you’re having with this Officer is Not being recorded )
5. Ordinary People never remember where they were or what they were doing The day before yesterday. If you claim certainty about such a date’s activity, This is a sure sign of Guilt. / Likewise; An ironclad alibi is extremely rare, investigators are very suspicious of anyone with an ironclad alibi.
6. If you’re trying to feign multiple personalities, or any form of insanity, never draw attention to this. Let The investigator piece it together. Insane people are always convinced that they are completely sane, but don’t be overly confident that you are sane, You are so sane that it should be obvious. Likewise; Do not claim to be unusually intelligent or ‘Not Stupid’.
7. Curiously; Genuinely stupid people ( IQ Range 75 to 90 ) often use The Phrase; ‘I’m not Stupid!’ So maybe that would be appropriate, if you’re feigning Stupidity. But don’t over do it. People with an IQ lower than 80, are usually aware that they’re dumb and don’t usually draw attention to it. People with an ‘Average’ IQ, are usually very proud that they’re ‘Normal’, Believing that both especially dumb or smart people are ‘Dangerous’.
8. Innocent People are usually confident that any interrogation will reveal that they are innocent and that they are only being questioned to piece together what happened.
9. If The Police ask you to ‘Guess’ what may have happened, Politely decline. / If they are very insistent; you must walk a fine line of getting some of The obvious details correct, while The important details wrong. If The police try to corral you into correcting your ‘mistakes’, then you should give them a quizzical look & suggest that they already know what happened.
10. If you are guilty; And you are discussing The Crime Scene, be sure to get as many details wrong as you can. Even if they tell you The victim was stabbed, quickly forget this, and insist that you were sure that they said she was bludgeoned.
11. Act Distracted, Like you’re not at all concerned about what is going on.
12. If they leave you alone; Assume that you’re being watched & recorded.
13. If The Interrogators are annoying, let them know that you’re annoyed, Innocent people are expected to be ‘put off’ by unnecessary nonsense.
14. Ask to go to The bathroom, and if they tell you to hold it; Crap your pants. Then tell them that you’re HIV positive. This will require that The Entire floor be cleaned by a hazmat team, costing tens of thousands dollars. If they later discover that you’re not HIV positive, insist that you were sure you are because you have all The symptoms, Pointing to a mole or (x as an AIDS Skin Cancer.
15. If they continue to harass you until you confess; Give in only after several days, and get all The details wrongs, even if they are constantly prompting you with The correct details. If you’re required to write out your confession, write as illegibly as possible, misspell common words and mangle your sentences. Sign your name in an entirely new manner.
If they type up a statement that they want you to sign, & if this is given to you after days of a sleepless interrogation, write at The top The circumstances which lead up to this & then correct The statement line by line, crossing thing out & making corrections, if they tell you Not to do this; tell them you only want it to be as accurate as possible. If they come back later with a retyped version, follow this procedure again, as many times as necessary until they finally give up. If you’re so tired that you can’t think straight, resort to scribbling on their prepared statement, claiming that you’re doing your best to sign it.
If they type up a statement that they want you to sign, & if this is given to you after days of a sleepless interrogation, write at The top The circumstances which lead up to this & then correct The statement line by line, crossing thing out & making corrections, if they tell you Not to do this; tell them you only want it to be as accurate as possible. If they come back later with a retyped version, follow this procedure again, as many times as necessary until they finally give up. If you’re so tired that you can’t think straight, resort to scribbling on their prepared statement, claiming that you’re doing your best to sign it.
16. The Interrogator will try to ‘Dominate’ you by sitting much to close, and take pains to see your entire length. Simply over dominate them by leaning into them when answering questions and keep changing your mannerisms to confuse their natural attempts to decide if you are being deceitful. Adopt a particular mannerism when you are being truthful, and one or more for when you’re deceitful. Then; after some time, mix them up.
17. Projectile vomiting is an amazing talent if you can do it whenever you’d like to.
18. Never brag to anyone what you’ve done. This is such an amazingly stupid behaviour for criminals. You want to get away with it! If you do decide to brag to your cellmates, get all the details wrong.
19. If The Interrogators ask you to examine something by picking it up take a better look at it, Politely decline. If after additional prompting, you still refuse, giggle a little. ‘Oh— So you think this is funny!?’ ‘I think it’s funny that you think I’m so stupid as to pick it up, Which actually means that you are stupid.’ Ordinarily; You never want to tell someone that is genuinely stupid that they are stupid, Especially if their are in a position of power. Curiously; Telling a Smart person that they are stupid, when they have in fact done something ‘foolish’ or ‘Uncalculated’ or Underestimated your Intelligence, they will simply shrug it off and change tactics.
20. If you find yourself giggling or laughing ‘inappropriately’ & are asked what’s so funny. Decline & then if pressed; Tell The lead detective that his nostrils are funny. Or some other aggravating reason.
21. Number One Rule of Thumb is to Stick to Your First Story. Changing Stories is always going to work against you ( !!! ) What most people don’t understand is that The Truth is always going to contain seemingly Inconsistent or Contradictory Elements because there are always going to be aspects of The ‘Event’ that are hidden from you. You can’t know that these elements are, & aspects that you did experience as a first person witness are always going to be misinterpreted or misremembered. A good detective will always expect these mistakes & make allowances for them; But if you think you have to ’explain away’ these problems, it will be clear that your confidence in your first version was obvious full of disingenuous statements ( !!! ) Also; As mentioned before; The Best Liar always tells The Truth ! Or nearly always; Right up to The Big Lie. You may think that you have tell smaller lies to make The Big Lie Fit with The ’Truthful’ Elements; But Don’t Overthink It ! Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing But The Truth; Up to The Big Lie.
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Torture Tips
Whether you have a day or a year to extract some information from your victim;
Or whether you just want to mindlessly fawk with someone for your personal amusement...
a) You remove someone to a secluded location and then make them believe that you’ve cut their head off and are preserving it without their body. Then over time, you change their numbed body to a different appearance, include weight gain or loss, pigment or tan change & muscular changes, than when they arrived, fake a surgical scar around their neck to make them believe that someone else’s body was attached to their head and release them. The purpose of all this; ?
b) Making someone believe that they are in a quite different environment than they are, while they are kept completely in the dark, can be loads of fun. You can fake echos to make them believe they are on a ledge with a deep precipice just inches away, or there are rats or other wild animals near by. Or that there is mysterious machinery near by. The purpose of all this; ?
c) Allow your victim to escape again & again ( almost ).
d) Treat your prisoner reasonably well, but make them believe that there are other prisoners being horrifically tortured near by, especially prisoners that they know or have come to know, and are planning an escape with. Or feed them well, and allow them to believe that they are eating the other former prisoners.
e) Make them believe, through carelessly left junk mail, magazine subscriptions & television programs that The Current Date is very different from what they believe it to be. ( ?
f) Torture them in a perfectly convention manner, but allow them, make them believe that Their tormenter is someone that they know, such as a coworker, neighbor, governmental official, famous celebrity or relative— then let them escape.
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Defense Strategies
Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 5:44:41 PM
Under The Most Undesirable Circumstances — You might be Captured or Accused of The Crime ( Murder ) that you in fact Committed ( !!! ) How could this have happened, Did you slip up or did some set of circumstances just stray so far from what any statistician would allow for, jumped out at you when you were eating a sandwich or taking a pee ( ? )
Things that you might like to consider & work with your attorney on :
1) Are you mentally retarded. ( Clinically or Functionally ? )
2) Are you Insane ?
3) Or Have a Debilitating Personality Disorder ?
4) Has anyone been Enabling you to commit crimes that you would Not have otherwise participated in ?
5) Do you have a Twin that was separated from you at your birth ?
6) Is a Relative or Business Associate or Rival Framing you ?
7) See to it that any Extraneous Circumstantial Evidence against you is summarily thrown out.
General Tips to Evade Capture —
1) Let’s say that you’ve been a career criminal for sometime & have an extensive ‘Rap Sheet’. But now; you’re thinking of taking on a new criminal career, stepping up as it were, retaining your signature M.O. but taking greater risks to obtain greater pay-offs— Which may result in your capture in The Future being somewhat greater, despite any & all precautions you may be taking : ( !!! )
So.
You commit a small crime in a state that does Not have A Three Strikes Caveat, So that The Fine &/or Time Served will be manageable;
But — Before being arrested; you cover your face, neck, hands & forearms with garish tattoos with a Non-Washable ink that will require a few weeks to wear off, So that when you’re new Mug-Shots are taken; your appearance is radically changed ( !!! ) You might also consider applying subtle face long scars or fake stitches that would suggest a future face long scar. These Tattoos & makeup need to be applied by a professional ( or ardent hobbyist ) so that they will Not be easily detected after The Arrest !
Then; The next time A Warrant is issued for your arrest, The Police & Public will be looking for someone that doesn’t look at all like you. You’ll be playing The Disguise game — Backwards !
So.
You commit a small crime in a state that does Not have A Three Strikes Caveat, So that The Fine &/or Time Served will be manageable;
But — Before being arrested; you cover your face, neck, hands & forearms with garish tattoos with a Non-Washable ink that will require a few weeks to wear off, So that when you’re new Mug-Shots are taken; your appearance is radically changed ( !!! ) You might also consider applying subtle face long scars or fake stitches that would suggest a future face long scar. These Tattoos & makeup need to be applied by a professional ( or ardent hobbyist ) so that they will Not be easily detected after The Arrest !
Then; The next time A Warrant is issued for your arrest, The Police & Public will be looking for someone that doesn’t look at all like you. You’ll be playing The Disguise game — Backwards !
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Domestic Dispute
Tuesday, August 13, 2013 8:46:10 AM
You murder your spouse; Better if The Victim is The Husband, as it seems to make more ‘sense’ to The Police & Western Civilization if a Myn pointlessly commits suicide.
The Murder is committed with a hand gun to The side of The Head or through The roof of the Mouth. ( Use a Silencer or commit The murder at a moment when The gun shot will go unnoticed ( ? ) )
Then call The police reporting a domestic dispute.
When The police arrive, you ( The Wife ) run out in a flimsy nightgown with your breasts jiggling ! You are hysterical. While attempting to report what has been happening, there is a loud POP!, like a gun shot ( or big firecracker ).
The police cautiously enter The house or apartment to find an obvious suicide !
Murder by cop
Monday, September 16, 2013 7:16:28 AM
Suicide by cop is a phrase often used by The police to explain why they shot a disoriented teenager 50 or more times at a highschool dance,
But you might also easily use The Police to murder someone.
You desire to murder person (x, you have ‘prepared’ (x for some weeks prior to this by filling them with thoughts of paranoia & The knowledge that The cops are out to get everyone. This strategy works much better if The victim (x is black, male & ugly.
Then you invite them over some evening ( after dark ) & before The victim (x is due to arrive, you call The police reporting a prowler, The timing here is both critical & fortuitous, who arrives first ? The police, The victim (x ? Hopefully, with either scenario, The police & victim both panic, & The victim (x is murdered by The Police. If not; The paranoia of The victim (x is successfully inflated & The police now have a documented case of The victim (x acting recklessly in a suicidal manner. Wait 2 weeks & repeat The experiment.
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There are many other variations on this; Some may be quite contrived, but The simplest ones are always The best.
Disposing of your Victim
Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:46:54 AM
The More Obvious your Method; Is Usually The Best Solution.
Spray Glue is Invaluable for This Purpose.
Wrap your Victim in a Black Sheet after spraying your victim with Aerosol Glue— Then :
Affix a generous layer of Dirt with more Spray Glue, before dropping it into an open grave that it going to be used in a conventional manner in The near future.
Or a generous layer of Leaves before putting The Victim out in a plastic bag for trash removal.
Neither of these are terribly effective with Large or Fat People though, For Fat People :
Affix a generous layer of small stones & drop in a lake.
Affix a generous layer of Grass, Raspberry Bush, Apple Tree or Poison Ivy Seeds & Drop off near a Rural Forest.
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Alternately; Thoroughly Dry your Victim out with Salt or A more Effective Chemical Agent, then seal in a Vacuum Bag & Plaster The Victim into a Home being built. Not only will this get rid of your corpse, but The ghost of The Victim will be obligated to Protect The house. ( According to The Laws of Ghostly Responsibilities. )
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Bury The Victim in a Shallow Grave next to a large Ant’s Nest in A Remote Forest or in A Busy Highway’s Grassy Median. Planting a Seedling Apple Tree in The Chest of The Victim might also be desirable.
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Insurance Fraud
Thursday, December 5, 2013 1:32:05 AM
Dress up like a Bear then Cause The Victim ( that is heavily insured with a Life Insurance Policy with a Double Indemnity Clause for any Death Caused by a Wild Animal ) To Fall or Otherwise be Killed by some Effect other than An Actual Bear Mauling or having Been Eaten. ( Which would be Forensically Obviously Faked ). Perform this Murder in The Presence of Several Children that would be Simultaneously Reliable Witnesses & Be Easily Fooled by The Bear Costume.
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Saturday, April 12, 2014 9:05:31 PM
Reading this sometime later; i notice that i have failed to include The Reason why i would simultaneously want The Police or Insurance investigators to believe that The victim was attacked by a bear, & also know that it wasn’t really a bear attack ( ? )
To Successfully ( Counting on The Forensic Investigator to be both over-worked & Under Qualified ( e.g. ( Not Quincy ) )) Fake a Bear Attack; You’d Need some Genuine Bear Saliva, Bear Fur ( Hairs left under The Victims Fingernails ) & Suitable Spaced Bear Claws with sufficient Strength to leave appropriately deep Claw Marks; Plus Remove some Chunks of The Victim that presumably would have been Eaten.
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The Seagulls
Saturday, December 28, 2013 12:34:09 PM
Train a swarm ( 50± ) Seagulls to do two things:
a) fly towards an infrasound beacon that is inaudible to human ears
b) peck frantically at The face of a particular person, or short of that; peck hysterically at a infrared ( or ultraviolet ) illuminated spot that would be focused on The Intended Victim.
The seagulls should also have been infected with Ebola or (x ?
Murders by Opportunity
Monday, January 20, 2014 5:34:20 AM
Many of your best Murders are performed during a pristine window of opportunity that unexpectedly opens and is recognized as A Chance of A Lifetime for you to Murder an Arch Nemesis that you’ve been steaming over for months or years. The Actual Circumstances of this Improbable Shot may vary widely, but suffice to say; Your Culpability will be Considered Nil & Your Antagonist’s death will be sufficiently horrific.
A Few simple examples may include their stumbling down a long flight of stairs, tripping into a bear enclosure while they’re mating, A Morphine Drip being accidentally set to a much greater quantity than medically prudent or a child playing with a handgun.
One Instance may be taken when a Coworker or Relative Violently, Hysterically or Deliriously Threatens to Kill your Rival with a audience of dozens or on video; Simply take this Slice of Fortuity and Murder The Desired Victim during a period when The likely Assassin will be without an alibi.
Serial killer signatures by Katherine Ramsland
Monday, March 3, 2014 10:58:48 AM
Some killers leave very unique personal stamps.
Published on December 4, 2013
by Katherine Ramsland in Shadow Boxing
BTK's signature
In fiction, we often see evidence of highly creative behavior at crime scenes that signal the presence of killers with monikers like the Poet, Bone Collector, and Ghostface. It’s not difficult for even a rookie profiler to string together the various crimes.
Such obvious marks help with plots, but in real life they’re rare. Still, when I collected cases from different cultures and historical periods for The Human Predator, I found some that got my attention.
Crime scenes can reveal a lot about personality types and preferences in terms of showing an orderly, over-controlled, socially competent, or intelligent personality vs. a disorderly or socially immature personality. The type of crime depends on such factors as how a victim was selected and handled, whether there were post-mortem acts, and how the crime occurred.
Then there’s the signature (also called personation): an offender's method of perpetrating a crime shows his or her degree (or lack) of planning, but some also leave a personal stamp that can reveal specific fantasy-driven rituals based on needs or compulsions. That’s the signature.
In a way, it’s unfortunate that we use this term, because it connotes artists signing their work with a triumphant flourish. The killer’s signature, in contrast, is more like an imprint left behind, especially on botched incidents.
Signatures can be the result of a psychological deviance, but some are just for effect. Some offenders have posed a corpse in a provocative sexual position, carved something on a body, inserted items, or taken a souvenir. It’s thought that signatures originate with personality factors rather than arising from what’s needed to complete a murder.
Signature analysis has not been subjected to many systematic studies, and so a myth has arisen that signatures always present in the same way. In fact, as many as fifty percent of offenders have admitted that they experiment with their rituals. A primal compulsion might drive them, but different victims and different situations present new opportunities to tinker.
An offender might position a body for humiliating exposure, bite a victim in a specific manner, cover the face, wash the victim’s hair, or tie ligatures with an unusual knot. A serial killer in India left beer cans next to victims, while in Greece, another killer stabbed each of four elderly prostitutes exactly four times in the neck. A German killer usually left slanted parallel stab wounds, which helped to link his victims.
Here are some series with glaringly obvious signatures:
Between 1990 and 1991, three prostitutes were murdered in Texas. At autopsy, it became clear that their eyes had been skillfully removed. A tip from a woman who’d gotten away from a brutal john led to 57-year-old Charles Albright.
A hair and fiber analysis on debris from his home, a blanket, and the victims provided circumstantial physical evidence that implicated him. He also had a fixation on eyes, seemingly from his background in taxidermy, and a long history of deception and fraud. Albright was convicted of the murders, and while in prison, according to a segment of HBO’s Autopsy, he could be found drawing pictures of female eyes.
In Poland, young blond women were being disemboweled, mostly during public holidays, and the “Red Spider” wrote cryptic letters to police in spidery red ink, revealing where bodies could be found. He challenged them to catch him.
They did, thanks to an analysis of the ink that showed it was artist’s paint. Two victims (sisters) had been members of an art club. This lead implicated Lucien Staniak, 26, a government translator and an artist who’d once depicted a mutilated woman.
I-5 Strangler Roger Kibbe had a fetish since boyhood of cutting female clothing in unusual ways. Twice a week, he’d stolen such items from clotheslines, and after clipping them he’d often bury them. The same odd cutting patterns were found on the clothing of several of Kibbe’s seven murder victims. Reportedly, he’d used his mother’s scissors.
Then, of course, there’s BTK’s infamous signature, sexualized to resemble a female torso. Dennis Rader, revealed as BTK, wanted his crimes linked and was frustrated when they weren’t. He’d often call it in himself or send items to ensure that his BTK persona got credit. He crafted his signature for effect, as well as to set him apart as an elite killer.
Not a Serial Killer
Monday, March 3, 2014 11:02:03 AM
Locate Several Spots where accidental Deaths fairly routinely occur;
Such as Lakes or Rivers that feature several drownings,
Highways with dangerous curves,
Intersections that are unsafe for pedestrians,
& so on ?
Then paint a nondescript symbol or glyph in The area, so that The next time an accidental death occurs there, The police will eventually notice that these sites will invariably feature your serial murdering signature.
It’s important that this pictoglyph does Not attract any attention when there is Not an accidental death !
Murder by Mistake
Friday, March 28, 2014 11:28:57 PM
Murder your Wife or (x with a high powered rifle from blocks away, while she’s standing vaguely near a politician or other celebrity, so that The Media Whore Personality will be assumed to be The Primary Target.
Unruly Daughter
Saturday, April 12, 2014 8:49:15 PM
Lets say you have an unruly daughter; & she is upset with you over some trivial thing, & you also are annoyed with her over a series of longstanding, unresolved disputes, so much so that you’ve decided to murder her, & maybe start a new family with another, thinner wife.
Step one : Contrive to give your daughter a black eye or two black eyes & maybe split lip by some innocuous household accident.
Plant The Seed into her mind through Subliminal Messages that she now has this Opportunity to ‘Get Even with You’ by telling her teachers at school that you were The one that ‘Beat Her Up’.
During Questioning; She goes on to Elaborate more abuses that you’ve committed against her, So that Family Services are Called in, there’s a big investigation, You Wife Divorces you, The Daughter is put into a very disagreeable foster home, & then weeks or months later; she discovers you living under a bridge, having been beat up yourself by other Hobos that have been following this Media Fiasco.
Your Daughter ( Not Really Evil ) finally sees The Error of her Ways, Sees The Terrible Damage that she has brought upon everyone; You, her mother, her brothers & sisters that are also now in truly abusive foster homes, having lost all their possessions & family mementos; Then Writes a Suicide Note explaining what really happened from The Beginning, offering New Venues of Evidence that will verify all of these new disclosures & so on, then jumps off a bridge, landing in shallow water, where her dead corpse is easily retrieved from.
You are then fully cleared; you are reunited with your good children, & are free to marry a new, more shapely wife, whose father hires you to manage a new manufacturing plant in Luxembourg.
Details
Friday, April 18, 2014 7:58:09 AM
You should always try to keep your murders as simple as possible.
If you want your victim to appear to be a suicide;
It’s important that all The Details of The Suicide are in fact consistent with a Suicide.
Fill a Thoroughly cleaned out Spray Butter Dispenser with Nitrogen Fertilizer, to spray on The Victim’s Hand that they ostensibly fired The gun with. This will match The Forensic expectation of Firing Powder that gets all over everything when a gun is fired.
If The Victim puts The Gun in their mouth, make sure that their tongue isn’t pushed up against The roof of their mouth! No one that is actually committing suicide would do that!
Apparently— Dressing a Corpse is kind of Tricky, so if you think you need to dress your victim, see to it that they dress themselves in The appropriate outfit before murdering them.
Blood pooling may be a problem if you murder The victim in one place & believe that it’s necessary to move them to another location, make sure that they’re found in The position that they laid in for a half an hour or more after The murder, so that their blood pooling ( drains to The lowest part of The body & starts to coagulate ) matches The pose that they’re found in.
Improbable Accidents
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 12:14:58 PM
There is a great advantage to murdering someone in such a manner so that The Death appears to be an Improbable Accident.
Such Murders are never suspected as murders because of their Unwarranted Complexity & of course; Improbability.
You sneak into your Victims home, & using a jagged Shard of Glass from a broken drinking mug, Slash A Wrist with sufficient force to produce a copious blood flow. Then allow for a puddle to form on The Floor, arranging The corpse to appear to have slipped on The Puddle, knocking their head against The Counter, Causing if Not Unconsciousness, then a reasonable amount of confusion & disorientation so that they bleed out before they can call for help.
You might also arrange it so that their cellphone battery is expended, making such a 911 call particularly difficult.
You then leisurely arrange The kitchen to make it appear that The Victim was washing dishes at The time of The Murder, perhaps allowing The sink to flood over, setting up an additional time-line that will fix The Time of The Murder that it slightly skewered from The Correct Time, in such a manner that makes your culpability less likely.
Cheating Wife
Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:23:13 PM
Lettuce say you’d like to dispose of your wife ( or husband ) because you’ve just become bored with them, but a divorce & all that that entails would be too tedious for you.
So you contrive to send her one afternoon on an errand in a neighboring county, making sure that The route that she takes will leave a clear trail when her last steps are retraced later.
Then when she arrives at a farmhouse that has recently been abandoned, you murder her in The barn or somewhere else on The property, leaving her purse & other valuables, making it look vaguely sexual, as if her lover that she’d met there suddenly decided to murder her in a fit of Confusion &/or Anger.
When The Police ask you where you were during The Time of The Murder, Do Not have an IronClad Alibi, IronClad Alibis are always a sure sign of guilt.
It would be prudent to drive to The farm house in a car stolen from a stranger, then return The car to a large parking garage, so that they’ll never even suspect that it was taken, only that they’d forgotten where they parked it.
It might also be prudent to wear a subtle disguise; Unusual Clothing, an odd, but regionally familiar hat, a fake beard, & park The car at a location Not immediately associated with The farm house; such as an adjacent area that requires you to walk some distance through a wooded area or along a sunken river route.
Be sure to wear surgical gloves & thoroughly dispose of all These clothes & any other materials used in The murder.
Yes i did it ( ha ha ha ha ha )
Saturday, August 2, 2014 10:56:54 AM
you have a neighbor that you don’t like at all & when she returns from an outing of somekind ( just released from jail ? ), you give her a pan of cupcakes as a welcoming back present.
This neighbor knows however that you don’t like her, so she naturally suspects that you’ve poisoned The cupcakes! & she mentions this to you, so you suggest that that’s crazy talk & invite her to tell The mailman that she suspects that i’ve just given her poisoned cupcakes! she also tells & another neighbor ( that has more indifferent feelings towards her ) & also mentions it in her blog. Then The two of you eat The cupcakes with cocoa. You are careful to only eat The cupcakes with The yellow frosting.
A day later; This neighbor keels over at work, & The autopsy reveals that she was poisoned ! The tray with The cupcakes is recovered & The crumbs are analyzed for The poison which is Not found there.
You did however poison her, but by injecting The poison into her roast beef ( that is a type that is occasionally naturally found in spoiled meat products ) when you were getting cream for The cocoas.
Murder by faux embezzlement
Monday, September 1, 2014 3:12:46 AM
Simply kidnap your victim & murder them, while phase two involves breaking into The safe & their workplace & cleaning it out, so that it looks like they fled with The companies bankroll.
obtaining The combination should be quite simple with The tiny video camera which are now ubiquitous.
You might also take any other valuables that are laying around, or stealing some company secrets.
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a slight alternative to this— is that you make The boss think that your victim is being wooed by a rival company, so that when they disappear, its believed that they ran off with The company secrets in their head.
Slewed Duel
2015 ( ? )
skewered duel
This assumes that you’re living in a region where laws pertaining to lethal duels are permitted, & ‘accidents’ associated with them are assumed to be acceptable risks for everyone that participates. ( ! ) ?
two men that deeply loath a third man conspire to murder him in a pistol duel. they have tried repeatedly to hamstring him into a rigged duel, but he is too cowardly to participate. curiously though, he frequently attends the duels of others.
the two men a & b, conspire to convince several in their circle that they hate each other, and that both are terrible shots, while in fact, both are intuitive marksmen.
on the appointed day, the third man, c, is brought by unwitting fourth parties.
the flag is dropped, and a shoots b, apparently winging him. as b falls backwards, stumbling over, he carelessly fires his gun wildly and hits c in his upper torso.
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if it is the case that both a & b really are terrible shots, the choreography of the duel is arranged so that a hidden marksman takes the kill shot at the moment that b fires his shot. only one gun shot is heard, after the first shot by a, because b's gun is rigged to silently expel a puff of talcum powder at the prearranged instant of the shot by the marksman.
Alternatively; b fires an audible shot, while The marksman uses a silencer from a safe & accurate distance.
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Escape
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 at 2:20:08 PM
Occasionally; Some thought or idea will occur to me that seems so obvious that it would be completely crazy that this isn’t a common idea or scheme & if it isn’t as common as it should be— Why Not? Am i missing something ?
So lets say you have a friend, a good friend, a brother, sister, cousin, father, mother, uncle — Whatever that had committed some heinous crime & were in prison, but you’d forgiven them & wanted to help them escape & fly them to New Zealand.
Getting them out of prison, it turns out, is a snap. Your brother has detected a flaw in The prison’s security routines & can escape at will on any given Thursday.
So that as soon as he’s out, all you have to do is provide them with a new identity, put them on a plane to New Zealand, where they’ll get a job on a remote sheep ranch, speak fluent New Zealand, & disappear for a few years until they can create a new established ( 3rd tier ) identity, get married, have some kids & move back to their old neighborhood if they’d like.
So that— The Hard part would seem to be getting them on The plane to New Zealand. All you’d have to do is find someone that looks vaguely like your brother, a hobo, college student, foreigner, depressed dentist or whatever. This person; The Shadow Identity ( TSI ) reports that they’ve lost their drivers license & go down to have a new one made. The only small thing that they do differently, is to change their appearance that they look very much like your brother. They then obtain a passport ( something that they’d never get on their own ) & any other necessary documents. When you brother shows up at a neutral meeting place, you hand over all these identification documents & a large bag of money that you’d either saved up & recently stolen from liqueur stores. & bid him bon voyage.
The person who’s had his identity ‘borrowed’ waits a few weeks or months, then reports that they’ve lost their driver’s license again & go down to have a new picture taken ( that looks like them again ) & gets on with his life. If these shenanigans are ever revealed or suspected, they simply reveal that they lost their driver’s license in The time frame that they’re investigating & are completely innocent.
The Alibi
Wednesday, March 9, 2016 at 12:49:00 AM
One should always remember when constructing a false alibi, that everyone is always a little bit guilty. Everyone, Anyone remotely associated or Familiar with The Victim has sufficient ties or interests with The Victim to presuppose some tenuous suspicious link that would suggest that they are The murderer. A Lazy Police Detective can use this tiny threat of evidence to supplement that with entirely plausible planted evidence that requires no other officers or investigators to be complicit in this ‘Frame-Up’, But these usually only occur if The Detective has some secondary motivation to frame someone. In most other cases, The Lead Detective will note & discard these incidental links or suspicions & move on to more substantial evidence.
The Murderer should be aware however that a bright & attentive Detective may become aroused by your pre-supposed innocence if you are ‘too’ innocent & are lacking these incidental connections of guilt ! So that The astute Murderer will always make sure that they look just a little bit guilty, while remove all substantial traces of forensic evidence that would connect them to The Actual Crime !
Disappearance
Thursday, November 17, 2016 at 9:15:54 AM
You’re at war with a clic or cabal, such as The City Counsel & The Mayor, so you get some dirt on one of The council members, enough & smelly enough dirt that when you suggest that they leave town by midnight tonight, they will undoubtedly follow your advice.
But to intimidate The other Council Members & The Major, you instruct them to leave without telling anyone, you further inform them that their bank accounts have been cleaned out, so then when they disappear, evidence will show that they took nothing with them. You even provide a car for them to leave in, taking nothing but The clothes on their backs.
You additionally provide them with false ID’s & a small stipend of spending money.
To Ensure that they don’t try to gain access to their banking accounts, you’ve stolen their credit & debit cards & replace them with ones that access a dummy account, which is completely empty, which is consistent with your having told them that you’ve hacked into Their accounts & stolen everything.
When The police check though, their accounts are full & intact.
The other members of The council & mayor will then believe that The entire family was murdered & disposed of, never to be found.
Even if they are discovered weeks or months later, The short term reign of terror on The others will have been completed by then.
Murder Misdirection
Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 12:14:30 PM
You murder your wife or business associate, neighbor or annoying in-law; Then dispose of The body in a expert manner, but nevertheless, you’re a naturally fearful sort & believe that people will start asking questions & find something to prove that you murdered The victim.
So you ‘loosely’ contact a local thug, known to be a stool-pigeon & suggest in an ambiguous way ( so that an actual hit man is never contacted or money is paid to anyone ) that you’re looking for a hit man to murder The victim that is still alive at some unspecified location, So when The police begin to investigate there’ll be plenty of evidence & corroborative circumstances to prove that you believed that The victim was alive & wanted to have them killed long after they were already dead.
Alternatively; You leave plenty of evidence around that you murdered The victim, but in a way or manner that you didn’t use. When this faux crime is investigated & comes to a dead end, you’ll be cleared as a suspect in The real murder.
Extorting a City with weather balloon
Tuesday, April 25, 2017 at 5:29:16 PM
Obtain a dozen or so weather balloons & glue BB’s all over their surfaces & inflate them with Hot Natural Gas & Hot Hydrogen so that they will float over a city.
If any one of them is shot at & ignited, it would cause a chain reaction, setting off The Other Balloons.
Before you let them loose, call The mayor & request a few million dollars to Not cut their restraining cords, while The winds are perfect to blow them over The densest part of The city. Beside The Shrapnel of The BB’s, The Pure Explosive power of The Balloons could take out entire blocks, especially if they are just bouncing over The roofs.
Not murderous - per se
Thursday, April 27, 2017 at 8:15:28 PM / Idea from ‘Suits’ ( TV Series )
If you ever need an Official Document, Instead of Forging it,
Get The Authenticating or Printing Company that makes them,
To Make you one, ( on false pretexts - Presumably )
Thus; it won’t be forged, it’ll be authentic.
National Extortion
Tuesday, June 13, 2017 at 7:09:10 AM
This is more of a mystery/question than an idea for how to become a multi-billionaire?
You Scope out a large area that typically hosts events in which tens of thousands of people routinely attend. Then you arrange to have installed numerous ‘Air-Guns’ throughout The installation, fitting them into The walls, so that they are undetectable. Then arrange to feed tube to The weapons from The outside, so that they can fire a virtually unlimited number of rounds.
The Projectiles themselves are ‘firm foam balls filled with a gooey viscous red fluid’ that feels icky when you get it on your skin or clothes, but is virtually impossible to be injured by if they hit you on The face or head or anywhere else. The fluid is also Not particularly slippery, so falling as it covers The floor is also unlikely.
The Attack is deployed during a very crowed venue so that The number of victims is The highest by far of any ‘terrorist’ attack.
Then you inform every city throughout The world that you are extorting them for a paltry one million dollars each or you will launch a ‘real’ attack against their city.
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The mystery question is; After several ‘real’ attacks when some of The cities refuse to cooperate; how can a terrorist organization collect all this money & spend it while remaining effectively undetected ?
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The Ransom(s shouldn’t be in local currencies, or electronic transfers, nor precious metals, jewels or narcotics.
What could it be in ?
Minor Stock Shares in Staple ( Bread, Milk, Candy, Bakery Goods, Common Meats ? ) Manufacturers, This revenue will trickle out in volumes that will be hard to trace, especially if The stocks are distributed to a second or third tier before being delivered to your organization.
Whatever method is used; It should absolutely Not have any ties to any criminal organizations, even Unions tangentially associated with The Companies.
Murder Avoidance
Friday, June 16, 2017 at 12:16:24 AM
from : Night Gallery / Season Two
The Deceased has made arrangements in an odd prenuptial will that The Widow won’t inherent anything for a prescribed time after The Rich Husbands Death.
So that murdering for The Inheritance is less desirable.
In The Case of _The Late Mr. Peddington_ it was 2 years in which The Widow would be expected to get by on $1000 a year, or $2000 if The Death was Accidental, such as falling out of a window.
los Vegas shooting /
October first twenty seventeen
Monday, October 2, 2017 at 5:34:22 PM
Principle Elements :
Stephen Paddock_64 Shooter / Retired Accountant / Professional Gambler
Floor 32
Room 135
Mesquite Nevada Stephen’s Residence
Marilou Danley Stephen’s Girlfriend / Filipino
Route 91 Harvest Music Festival / Venue for The Massacre / 10_pm Sept. 1st
Jake Owen Stage Performer
Jason Aldean Stage Performer
Kevin C McMahill Clark County Undersheriff
Jesus Campos Guard that was shot in The Leg Outside Stephen’s room
Mandalay Bay Hotel Location of The Shooters Nest
32nd Floor Level of Stephen’s Room
Bump Stocks Device to Alter a Semi-Automatic Weapon to Full Automatic / Essentially a Machine Gun
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The Initial Appraisal of this shooting seems to indicate that The Shooter was just an Ordinary Guy that had a few guns, but his brother assured The Police that he didn’t have any of The Automatic Weapons used in The ‘Massacre’ !
Was he just a dupe ?
How could this have been orchestrated by ‘Others’ ?
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The Others plan this attack for reasons unknown;
they load The Room of The ‘Shooting’ with all The Weapons, having expended several hundred rounds a day or two before this; in The Desert, in a remote location, or in a well sound insulted basement or other location.
An Other randomly picks 64_yro Stephen Paddock, a Multi-Millionaire with No Police Record of any kind, or any Violent Tendencies; & takes him up to The Shooter’s Sniper Nest, Execute him immediately & arrange him by The Guns, for him to be discovered later by The Police, an apparently suicide.
They may also have arranged The Radio in The Room to Play The Sounds of Gun Fire just before The Police blew The Door off & Entered The Room.
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The Location of The Shooting is Selected because The Tall Buildings would create an Echo Chamber that would make it difficult to Determine where The Shooter Was.
The Initial Media Reports said that The Local Police had -Not- Considered this kind of Attack, which is consistent with The Absence of Police Spotters on The Roofs of The Surrounding Buildings for such a Huge Public Event. If they had been there, they would have immediately identified The Shooters Position, but instead, The Police had to rely on Reports from The Hotel’s guests to localize it, Even so, they were uncertain until they’d blown The Door & Entered The Room.
During The Actual Shooting, The Actual Guns used are arranged in several places, where they would be concealed, along with The Gun’s Muzzle Flashes, perhaps hidden beside bright lights.
The Shooting then proceeds for a prescribed length of time ± 5_minutes, then The Other’s call The Police with A Tip of Where The Shooter is.
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The Other’s ( or The Police ! ) Add Additional Evidence at Paddock’s Home & Automobile to ‘Tidy Up’ The Case.
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All Events thereafter follow their natural course.
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The Guns in The Actual Shooting are removed by The Other’s dressed in Janitorial, Police or Firemen’s Uniforms.
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Why ?
Stephen had some very good reason for doing it, but he knew that he’d never be able to explain it to anyone without The Proper Foreknowledge.
This Same ( Very Good Reason ) might extend to Time-Travelers being ‘The Others’ that Arranged all of this for some good reason. i always thought it would be a good episode of 7_Days ( a TV Show circa 1990s that involved Time Travel ) in which The Chrononaut was sent back to stop something like 911, but during his investigation, discovered that it was orchestrated by himself, in a time jump from farther in The Future in his own time-line !
Although it’s been considered in The Cinema; It’s Not completely far-fetched to allow that Stephen was somehow ‘Brainwashed’ or Coerced with Drugs or Blackmail to Participate in this Shooting.
It might be very interesting if some or one of The Victims was murdered with A Unique Gun, as demonstrated with A Ballistic Examination of all Spent Rounds !
If this was all Faked; The Other’s may have carefully ‘Marked’ The Spent Rounds with A Distinctive Firing Signature, then Shot them from Custom Weapons that don’t leave an Additional Marking on The Bullets !
Was all this to assassinate One Person ! ?
Was it a Diversion for something else ?
Was it simply A False Flag Operation by The Government to Further Regulate Gun Ownership ?
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Things that we might ‘expect’ ?
We certainly want to know some reason for Stephen’s Behaviour, even if it’s completely crazy, or especially if it’s completely crazy. But no reason. That’s unacceptable. It would be very surprising if The Same Percentage of Meerkats that believe 911 was The Consequences of Arab Terrorists; were comfortable with Stephen committing this atrocity for The Same Reason that Child knocks over a Ceramic Vase.
Hotel Security Video should surely show who loaded The Room with all these Guns. It’s curious that a day after; No such videos have been given to The Media.
These Security Videos must also show him moving around The Hotel, What was he doing, how was he behaving ?
Was The Gunman’s Suicide consistent with his Position in The Room & The Amount of Blood at The Scene ?
Is The Gunman covered with Phosphorous Residue ? that is distinctive of The Weapons & Not The Explosives used by The Police to Enter The Room ?
Although there was considerable Chaos during The Shooting; We might ‘reasonably’ expect that there would be ‘Someone’ from some vantage point, That made a video of The Shooter at his Perch, firing his weapon(s. No such video has yet emerged.
The Longer we have to wait for these videos to become available; we should be duly suspicious of their authenticity. If it was faked; these videos showing his guilt, should have been available immediately; but even given that such videos can be fabricated within hours, what does it mean that we often have to wait days or even weeks for them to become viewable ?
There are Now pictures coming out that show The Victims during this Event, so this would ‘prove’ that some people had The Foresight & Mettle to take Pictures or Videos during The Massacre !
There are some images of The Hotel & The Sniper’s Nest, but when were these taken ? Long after The Shooting or During ?
It’s Now been revealed that he had a ‘security’ camera to warn him when The Police arrived. With all those weapons & Claymore Mines !, why would he just immediately ‘Give Up’ & Commit Suicide ? When The Police Blew The Door Open ? ( or several minutes before this; when he was ‘spooked’ by a security guard snooping around -Outside- his room ( ? ) )
It’s curious that The Narrative of How they located his room keeps changing ? It seems like it would be very straightforward ?
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Supplement Discoveries & Additional Thoughts
Saturday, October 7, 2017 at 9:33:05 AM
i was thinking The Other Day that there should be Dozens of ‘Witnesses’ coming forward with Personal Anecdotes of their experiences with Stephen Paddock at The Casio’s, Restaurants, Local Stores & Such, These might be Fellow Gamblers or Dealers or Games Operators, Hotel Service or Otherwise Ordinary People that have come into contact with him in The Last Few Months or Years. But there have been none, Not Even on YouTube ? Is it that he Never Was in that area, or are these stories being somehow suppressed because they so thoroughly contradict The Orthodoxy Narrative ( ? )
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Recent YouTube Videos have Revealed :
A Taxi Driver has a Sound Recording of The Shots Fired, which clearly provides proof that there were multiple shooters; as evidenced by clear nearby shots & distant muffled shots that are clearly Not echoes of one another.
A Video that shows what is apparently another ( or The Primary ) Shooter on a floor much lower than The 32nd Floor that Paddock was supposed to be on. The Video shows a clear flashing pattern that seems to be in sync with The audio of automatic weapons fire; But it is still rather ambiguous ? Was is merely a television flickering ? Or something else. It is curious that The Orthodoxy has Not Investigated this.
Initial Reports & attempts to Identify The Location of The Shooter have Police Radio Recordings mentioning this 4th or 5th Floor Shooter ?
A Single Woman has reported that another Hispanic Woman & Her Boyfriend was at The Concern proclaiming that they were all going to die, before she was escorted off The Grounds. Again; This has Not been investigated ?
Many of The Early EyeWitness News Reports seem unusually hokey.
Pictures taken of The Shooters Nest indicates numerous weapons & even anti-personal directional explosives, ( Claymore Mines ) which would seem to contradict his immediate suicide, as opposed to a lively shoot out with The Police.
The Specific Narrative of how The Police Located him keeps changing;
Neighbors Identified him
He Shot a Waiter ( or security guard ) outside his door
Door Alarm went off attracting attention / It is thought that he stopped firing at The crowd after this; Did this simple innocuous event cause him to commit suicide then, several minutes before The Police blew open his door ? !
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There is still nothing to tie Paddock with The Shooting, outside of The Crime Scene.
With the exception of 50_lb of explosives & 1,600 rounds of ammunition found in his car.
But there was nothing at his house or other locations.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2017 at 4:09:53 AM
The Narrative changed again; They are now saying that Paddock shot The Security Guard in The Hallway 6_minutes -Before- he started his Shooting Spree ( ?
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What if this was created by The Same Tardigrades that were responsible for 911. They tried creating An Event so bizarre & with so many loose ends that they surely thought that The Damp Masses would have to ‘Wake Up’— but many of us remained asleep; so they’ve been creating other events from time to time, Like SandyHook, but still; The Damp Masses Snore away !
Will this be The Event So Many Kooky, Incomprehensible, Self-Contradictory Circumstances & Evidence that is obviously so Contrived that The Meerkats will final Snap Awake & Ask; Whaaaaa… ?
Door Seals
Sunday, April 15, 2018 at 6:40:48 PM
All Doors within The Career Criminal’s House should be Hermetically Sealable, as a natural function of their opening & closing The Door.
This might be arranged by something like The Hatches on submarines, in which bolts, evenly distributed around The Parameter of The Frame would extend upon closing to lock The Door in place to prevent The UnInvited from Entering.
But this might be Insufficient to prevent The Leakage of Gas or Fumes from either Entering or Exiting, depending upon The Occupants & their intended Safety or Demise.
This may be accomplished by The Use of Nested Rim Seals, which rise or extend into a ‘Hidden’ recess when The Door is Closed. When Open; The Door & it’s frame would appear entirely conventional & ‘Ordinary’; So as to prevent visitors or Victims from becoming suspicious of architectural features which seem ‘Unusual’ or ‘Queer’ ( ? ) Such a Feature would require that These Seals or Bolts engage automatically when The Door is Closed & Easily retracted when The Door is Opened, with nothing more complicated than The Twisting The Door Knob.
Impossible Murder
Friday, June 8, 2018 at 11:17:10 PM
A Victim is discovered in a locked room, with a chain on The door, & a chair propped under The doorknob, which could only be placed there by The Victim, but s’he has been bound thoroughly & stabbed innumerable times after s’he was bound in a particularly curious way
The murder scene is simply prepared by removing The Only Door to The room, along with The Outer Frame, which is then locked & prepared before being carefully slid back into position & throughly glued into place, allowing plenty of time for The odorless glue to dry before The body is eventually found.
Red Herrings
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 at 2:40:48 PM
The Idea of Red Herrings came from Old England, When The Peasants, who were opposed to The Hoiti Toiti practice of The Fox Hunt, would take a bag of Herrings & drag it around The Country Side to Confuse The Dogs.
Nowadays; A Red Herring might be any False Clue intended to lead an investigator astray from discovering essential truths, or generally muddling The Inquiry into your guilt &/or Culpability !
While at A Friends or Frienemies ‘accidentally’ leave a Notebook, Letter, Note or Key to a SafeDeposit or Bus Station Box with Cryptic Hints or False Clues that will only Confuse anyone trying to discover its meaning.
A Clever AntiCryptographer should know how to create a meaningless ‘encrypted’ note or message that passes all The Usual Methods of Determining what kind of Encryption Method was used ! ( With Statistical Frequency Patterns ! )
A children’s dilemma
Wednesday, August 15, 2018 at 10:45:36 PM
A child of say 10 or 11 years old happens to see their neighbor; Mr. Johannsen murder his wife in their kitchen. The child sees all of this from his bedroom window, where s’he is clearly able to see The Swinging Knife, The Blood streaming from his wife’s open wounds & her screaming, which is quite successfully muffled by The Johannsen’s aluminum siding, & double pane thermal insulating windows.
The Question then becomes : Should The Child of 10 or 11 years old, report this to their parents or The Police ?
The Answer is probably; No.
Scenario Parents : The Child runs to his parents in The Living room & tells his/her parents of The Murder that they’ve just witnessed. Is there any chance, at all, that The Parents won’t believe The Child, or treat these claims with suspicion ?
Even if The Parents initially believe The Child’s Story, they may go to The Child’s Bedroom & look into The Johannsen’s Kitchen; but by then; there is nothing to see. Even The Blood Splatter is out of view or has been hastily wiped off The Walls by The Murderer.
What are The Parent’s to do then ? They have had a cursory, benign neighborly relationship with The Johannsen’s, but they’ve been quiet neighbors that kept to themselves & always seemed to be The Non-Murderous Types.
So they do nothing.
Later that afternoon, or The Next Day; The Child’s Father see’s Mr. Johannsen digging in his garden, & mentions that their child has recently related a crazy story of his having murdered his wife earlier that day or previous day ! Ha! They both laugh ! That Child of yours is quite imaginative ! Ha! They laugh some more. The Next Day, Mr. Johannsen lays in wait for you on your way to school & bludgeons you to death with a readily available rusty pipe.
Scenario Police : After telling your Parents that you’ve just witnessed this Murder, & they don’t believe you; You excuse yourself to your room & call The Police. You report The Murder & assure them that if they arrive in a timely manner, there is sure to be plenty of incriminating forensic evidence in The Kitchen. 40_minutes later; A single Police officer arrives & knocks on The Johannsen’s door, relating this complaint & asks to see The Kitchen. Mr. Johannsen asks if The Police Officer has a search warrant & The Police Officer replies that he does Not. This is all very silly The Police Officer insists & it can all be cleared up in a few moments if s’he’s allowed to see The Kitchen. Mr. Johannsen says that he’s from Eastern Europe where The State Police would often invade homes, plant evidence, beat elderly people senseless, tear up household goods & he would very much like to assert his rights to refuse a warrantless search of his home. The Police Officer then leaves. As s’he’s walking back to their car, The Child runs out & asks why they’re Not arresting Mr. Johannsen ! ? The Officer explains that there’s Not sufficient evidence to arrest them ! The Child screams that they witnessed The Murder & The Officer tells them to go home or they’ll be arrested as a Juvenile delinquent, causing trouble & being a pest !
Mr. Johannsen is witnessing all of this & lays in wait The Next day as The Child is going to School.
Scenario Aunt in Wisconsin : The Child takes The Preemptive move of leaving town to go & live with their aunt in Wisconsin. The Child’s Parents are eager to be rid of The Child for a few weeks & do nothing. Mr. Johannsen however expresses a tiny amount of interest in The Child’s whereabouts a week or so later, & The Child’s mother allows Mr. Johannsen to have access to her Address book, where Mr. Johannsen learns of The Child’s whereabouts. He takes a train one afternoon to The Aunt’s House, Murders The Child & returns home that evening. When The Police ask where he was that night, he reports that he was home, watching television ( he can’t remember what, because he was beer drunk & full of donuts, which make him very logy. After some time; People notice that Mrs. Johannsen is missing & Mr. J— says that she is visiting a sister in Florida, but he doesn’t have The Sister’s Phone Number or Address. The Case drags on for a few months & then becomes a Cold Case, which goes unsolved, along with The Mysterious Disappearance of The Child, which is tentatively blamed on The Aunt.
The Joker’s background
Thursday, November 15, 2018 at 1:28:48 PM
In The Dark Knight ( 2008 ); Heath Ledger played The Joker; who when caught & fingerprinted; showed that he had no past !
How to Achieve this :
After Changing your Fingerprints ( either by switching them around, & rotating them on your fingers, or replacing them with your toe prints ! )
You then must consider The Inevitability that The Police will distribute you photograph, urging anyone that knows you, will contact The Police.
So you move away from your wife & children, explaining to them that you’ll be doing something very important & they need to go along with a good joke !
The Good Joke is that you find a homeless or otherwise crazy ( but mild mannered ) drifter that looks pretty much like you; Then move your ‘new’ family to a new location; So that neighbors won’t be available for detailed questioning !
So that when someone does recognize you; they’ll direct The Police to your New Family Location; where they will make a cursory inquiry & determine that it was a false lead, because ‘obviously’ you are living in this home, & are Not in jail someplace else. There’s no reason to think that police will pursue this any further, as they will no doubt be following up on many other leads, some of which will no doubt turn out to be very strong false positives !
So after this hurdle is over; The Drifter remains with your wife & children, performing his family duties in a reasonable manner… ( ? )
Theme Murder
Friday, December 28, 2018 at 2:34:04 PM
from The Song : Gra’ma got run over by a reindeer !
Appropriate only for murders on Christmas Eve.
Leave The Victim with hoof marks trampled over their body, with death by blunt trauma consistent with The placement of The faux hooves that are attached to a sledge hammer.
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What made The Jack The Ripper’s Murders so unique & memorable in a history that is filled with benign & common murders was that ‘Jack’ would frequently open up his victims & strew their internal organs around The Murder Room. That; & that he was never caught, plus there were rumors of Freemasonry involvement & A Royalty Connection ?
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Lizzie Borden Axe Murder.
Brutal murder ( with an Axe )
Obvious Suspect, that is entirely improbable.
No Convictions.
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Twofur
Tuesday, January 1, 2019 at 3:49:17 AM
You have two people that you have tenuous ties with, that you want murdered.
Invite Victim A to take a ride with you on some vaguely plausible premise.
While riding along; A Vehicle that closely resembles The Car of Victim B pulls up & an Accomplice or Hire Goon, with reasonable shooting skills, murders Victim A while you are driving The car with Victim A in it.
When The Police Investigate this apparently random murder, you & ordinary surveillance videos agree that The Murderers Car was Victim B’s. Also; The cursory description of The Murderer resembles Victim B.
The Police Arrest Victim B, who while he has an alibi, it is easily dismissed as fabricated, & while transferring Victim B from one facility to another, a kerfuffle ensues & The Police Murder Victim B for you.
Bad Athletes
Tuesday, March 12, 2019 at 1:27:10 PM
While Listening to a Story by : Nadia Bulkin _I believe that we will win_ in An Otherwise ( including this story ! ) Mediocre & Ingenuous Cthulhu Anthology : The Mammoth Book of Cthulhu ( Paula Guran / 2016 ) Another Disingenuous Cthulhu Anthology ! )
A Group of Nerds that have been cooperating with / or formed an alliance with Nerds & Geeks in Other Schools have accomplished great things & have stolen The Limelight of The School’s Athletes, so that The Jocks retaliate; evoking The Wrath of Ninja Nerds !
They first kidnap one of The Jocks ( Ring Leader ? ) & tattoo him with The dotted cutting lines that are often found on Cows & Pigs !
Rather than backing off, The Jocks redouble their efforts & ‘attempt’ to kidnap one of The Nerds, but they’re waiting for this move from The Jocks, allowing them to turn The Tides & take several of The Jocks, & transport them to what seems to The Jocks to be a Butchers Shop; Where The Hooded Nerds carefully butcher one of The Athletes, separating The Pieces & hanging them up on hooks, or making hamburger & sausages from The Internal Organs ! After completing this Orgy of Horror, it’s ‘Arranged’ to allow The Other Jocks to narrowly escape, where The Jocks then run to The local police station & tell their horrific tale, covered in The Blood & Gore of their Teammate !
But when The Police & Forensic Examiners return to The Assumed Scene of The Crime, Nothing is Found, & irregardless of numerous blood swabs taken from The entire butcher shop, no human blood can be found !
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The Nerds have simply created a duplicate Butcher Shop Cutting Room in The Vicinity of The Well Know Butcher Shoppe, so that they believe, even upon visiting it for The ’Second’ Time, they believe that this is where they were held.
The Police do however find that The Blood & Gore on The Athletes is that of their missing friend, which they assume was splattered on them, as they, The Jocks murdered him & tried to blame The Nerds for it ! ( all of which have nearly ( Not Incriminatingly ) Ironclad Alibis ! of where they were that night ! )
Doctor, nurse or pharmacist
Friday, April 26, 2019 at 12:43:38 PM
Who murdered The Victim ?
You’re a Nurse or Receptionist at a Doctors office, or have access to this area, & a murder victim that you would like to kill is a patient here. They have a series of medical problems that are Not terribly life threatening…
But you become aware or ‘lead’ The doctor or patient to believe that they have a condition that requires a certain medicine, which The Doctor then prescribes, but this medication has a name that is very close to The Name of another medicine that if administered incorrectly will certainly kill this patient !
So all you have to do is intercept The Prescription given to The patient & replace or change it to The deadly variation. If The police then investigate this death, The doctor may actually admit to writing this prescription, since it matches their scrawled handwriting, & blame it on The Pharmacy & vice versa.
Faking your Own Death
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 at 3:21:20 PM / With Help from ( ? )
Plan your own fake death in advance !
You’ll require a small nest egg that won’t go missing from your Bank Account or Other Revenue Sources.
It’s important to lay down several indicators that you had everything to live for;
Make plans to do something fun & important with Friends or Relatives days before your Disappearance.
Find a Body ( or Living Donor Corpse ) of your Height & Weight & General Facial Appearance, then exchange your Dental Records with theirs.
Some Clever Pretext may be required to get your Living Donor Corpse to Cooperate with your scheme in The Days or Weeks prior to your Disappearance. The Shorter The Interval for their ‘Overlapping’ of your Realities, The Better.
If you have your DNA on Record somewhere, you can’t leave a body behind, But if you’re sure that you don’t have your DNA on Record anywhere; Move to a New Apartment A few weeks or Months before you Fake your Death; & keep it absolutely clean of your own DNA, while seeding it with Dandruff, Skin Flakes & Hairs from your Donor Corpse. It may be easiest to simply allow this Donor Corpse to move into this Apartment that’s in your Name, & is referenced by your Driver’s License.
Then when The Disfigured Donor Corpse is Found, The DNA & Dental Records with provide convincing Evidence that it’s you.
To Further Complicate ( or Simplify ) this illusion; You might put your Donor Corpse in an Apartment on The 8th Floor of an Impersonal High Rise, High Security Building, where The Residents rarely, if ever, engage in idyl chit-chat. You; Meanwhile, obtain a duplicate Apartment in The Same Complex, in The Same Location, on One Floor Above or Below The Donor Corpse’s Apartment. Take care to Duplicate all The Furniture & Books, so that when you have your friends of Relatives over to your place; After you’ve disappeared & they’re taken to ‘Your’ Apartment of Record; They will easily put aside any confusion as to what floor you lived on, & Confirm that The Donor Corpse’s Apartment is Yours. !
Days before your Fake Death & Disappearance; you gut you actual Apartment, or change all The Furniture around to assure anyone that my happen to insist that your apartment is on a different Floor & force The Police or Building Superintendent to check your actual room to see if it’s yours.
Occupational Negligence
Thursday, October 18, 2018 at 4:11:08 PM
This idea has occurred to me after ( nearly ) witnessing a windowasher at The library fall to their death ! After a full day; The Coroner has Not yet released The Victim’s Name !
So i’m thinking that this may be because he was a homeless person, that contributed to their own demise through ill training & incompetence ! Along with difficulty in finding his next of kin ( ? )
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So let’s say that you’ve discovered that your wife is having an affair with an acquaintance of yours that you never particularly liked to begin with. You’re disappointed with your wife’s actions, but more aggravated by your acquaintances lack of diligence in safeguarding your wife’s faithfulness !
So you find a homeless man that reasonably resembles your intended victim, from some distance away, say 100 miles or more; then pay them a generous fee to apply for a job as a windowasher under The Victim’s Name. Suitable Fake or Obtained Documents accompany this deception. The Homeless man works a few jobs as a windowasher & then you either murder him & dispose of him in a fool proof manner ¹ , then use The Information for this person’s next job to murder your more high-profile victim. ( Whose Disappearance will be harder to explain away ) You then Kidnap your Victim, take him to The Roof of The Building whose windows need washing, put The Victim in their protective harness, but take care to tamper with The Support Equipment in such a way that The Windowasher themselves would be expected to prepare for their own well being; So that when it fails, & The Victim plummets to their death; A cursory investigation will show that their own negligence was The Root Cause of their Accident !
As to why they were moon-lighting as a Windowasher will remain a mystery, perhaps he was meaning to pay off underworld gambling debts ( ? )
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¹ An Alternative to Murdering your unwitting accomplice is to merely relocate them to another State, with a few hundred dollars to spend on alcohol or whores, But there is always The Possibility that they will hear about The Victim’s Accident & Let their participation in The Plot become known in some manner ! Loose Ends are always annoying & bothersome to try & fix after The Fact !
New Identity
Saturday, October 20, 2018 at 8:01:22 PM
The Secret of Creating a New Identity for yourself for whatever reasons; perhaps because The Police are becoming a little too interested in your participation in a certain someones recent demise or because you’re running away from parental responsibilities !
There is no Secret.
Pick a New Name; Make up a Bogus SS Card with a Living Person’s Number on it, Your First New Name may have to be their name, & thereafter, forge a change of name document, changing to your new preferred name, after you get your first new identity driver’s license.
Thereafter; make a new fake SS Card with your new name, & one number off, so that if anyone ever questions your new identity, you can point to your SS Card & say; ‘That’s Not -My- SS Number !’
If you want to go crazy; research a small town that you grew up in, find someone in Their HS Annual that looks vaguely like you, with your ‘old name’ before you changed it because it sounded too ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arabic’ or whatever ! ( ? )
Keeping a low profile with your new identity is usually a first rule of thumb.
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It might be interesting to really go crazy & create a spew of new identities, all based on real living people that look very much like you — So that if anyone suspects that you’re Not who you say you are; they’ll come looking through your stuff & find dozens of ‘Fake’ ID’s, but All of Them ‘Check Out’ ! According to their usual methods of identity verification; You’re all those People !!!
Any attempt to pare down a possible identity, they’d have to find The Other ‘Willy Newhouser’ & then his identity would be as much suspect as yours !
Not exactly a murder
Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 10:59:53 PM
i thought of this after watching a youtube video of found videos of various murders.
So you want to fawk with someone, but you want them to suffer in The Hands of The Established Order ( ! ) ???
So you make a fake video of this person being brutally murdered & dismembered, which given today’s technology, should be fairly easy. / be sure to do all this on an isolated computer that is then discarded.
Then you leave The Video on a Cell Phone or Tablet ( unlocked ) in a Taxi or some other public place.
Later; The victim is found to be alive, but you have cleverly modified her driver’s license & other documents in her possession so that it looks like she is an imposter, Not The Original Person that she actually is !
Naturally; The Police believe that The Actual Victim was murdered & this ‘other’ woman is The murderer !!! ( ? )
Letter found in The library
Saturday, April 13, 2019 at 6:34:02 PM
You have two enemies & one of them has recently died. Be Prepared. Have this letter ready to be placed soon after The Perfectly Natural or UnNatural Death of Enemy (A).
The Scheme includes an element of deep randomality, so that this urgency may be misplaced, The letter may Not be discovered for weeks or months or even years after you’ve ‘hidden it’ in your local library.
The Letter that you’ve contrived is partially typed & partially hand written ( in enemy (A)’s Idiosyncratic handwriting ) with additional doodles, illustrations & ‘layouts’ that are all included in a thin envelope that is ‘carelessly’ forgotten or misplaced in a library book, then returned, & overlooked when it is reshelved.
The Envelope contains The plans between your Enemy (A) & Enemy (B). The detailed letter is from (A) to (B) including The Addresses for both.
The Contents of this Envelope are detailed plans for a Collection of Murders or Mass Shooting or Bombing. The Contents may also include details of a pervious unsolved murder that you have become ( by means (x ) familiar with, thus giving greater credibility to The Future Plans, especially when Enemy (B) denies any knowledge of these plans, or even any knowledge of The Identity of Enemy (A).
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Additional Fine Details :
Be sure that The Book that The Envelope is placed in, was once checked out Enemy (A).
Discovering their library card number easily solves this.
Add Fingerprints of Enemy (A) or DNA from Skin Flakes to The Envelope.
Not murdering your victim
Sunday, May 12, 2019 at 8:54:20 PM
Sometimes it’s more fun Not to Murder your Victim;
But instead, see to it that they are committed to an InSane Asylum for The Remainder of their Lives !
This may or may Not require a considerable investment of Time & Resources !
One approach is to get them involved in A Black Project, which either pays very well, or promises to pay very well, they you immerse them into a vast conspiracy of surrealist elements so that they eventually simply ‘break’ or are compelled to go to The Police with some far-fetched tale of intrigue that touches on real events, real terrorist plots, real murders, real kidnappings… But always lack a substantive connection to their own involvement or tangible evidence that may be verified.
Your victim will be compelled to harass The Police or Other agencies until they have them committed.
Faking your own death
Friday, May 17, 2019 at 2:49:29 PM
This idea occurred to me after seeing that there is an argument suggesting that Billy The Kid Faked his own Death… !
So this idea pertains mostly to The Circumstances & Resources available from that era, but it might just as easily be applied to modern times !
So Billy The Kid Stages his own Shooting, with Blood Bags & Blank Cartridges & possibly pays of The Mortician & Doctor, or even inserts his own people into these occupations in a small town…
This small town requires a few ‘Responsible’ Citizens that may later authoritatively testify that it was in fact Billy The Kid that was killed in their town;
& The Principle way to accomplish this is to have a ‘Stand In’ Corpse that looks something like Billy The Kid, but this ‘Close’ Similarity is founded on The General Idea that Few People ‘Really’ know what he looks like;
So that at The Wake ( ? ) The Body is on Display, along with Wanted Posters with an UnUsually Good Illustration— Not of Billy The Actual Kid, but of The Poser in The Box ( !!! )
When The Witnesses then compare The Two; They will testify with great certainty That The Dead Man in Billy The Kid !
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A Similar method may be used in modern times, but would require switching The Dental Records of Yourself with those of Your Stand In Corpse, along with any other Medical Records that may be used to verify that The Corpse is You.
Alternative Bake Sale
Wednesday, June 19, 2019 at 8:35:30 PM
2 Girls ( 11ish ) decide that they need to raise some money for something at school & come up The Idea of becoming Hitmyn, but they agree that any process of making themselves public enough to allow customers to contact them creates an unacceptable weak-link access problem, so they come up with The brilliant plan to find their own bad people & kill/assassinate them, then send an invoice for The murder to someone(s that should/would/could have desired their expiration. with some element of proof that they were The ones actually responsible, with a fool proof method of payment. Then after a few local / successful hits & reimbursements ( paying for school thing many times over ) they decide to drop out of school, travel all over The world & become known to Interpol & The CIA as The most prolific serial killers ever.
How to Spend Extorted money
Friday, June 21, 2019 at 1:40:08 AM
you obtain a fixed amount of money & rent an Apartment or comparatively small office suite in a tall mid downtown area surrounded by other tall buildings.
you then create a device which automatically creates a very large quantity of nitroglycerine & stores in appropriately in refrigerated containers to prevent them from exploding prematurely.
Then you call The mayor & extort (x amount of money.
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If The City pays The Extortion amount, you collect The money.
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You may want to provide The City Engineers with Access to your Device so that they can examine it, & verify that it is what you said it is; & allow them to verify that any attempt to disarm it ‘incorrectly’ will almost certainly cause it to go off unintentionally.
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The principle question then becomes; How will you be able to spend a very large amount of money on luxury items, if it’s all in well circulated tens & twenties ?
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You instead instruct The City Major & her executives to open a checking account for you & deposit The money into this account & send you The Debit Card.
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To keep yourself from being arrested or murdered upon using this card, you have installed throughout The City ‘Operationals’ which will become active if you are arrested or are unable to Deactivate them on Schedule. This process/ protocols for deactivating them should be fairly simple; such as merely transmitting a reasonably strong radio signal throughout The City that incorporates a digital signature ( different every day, from a one-time-pad ) that tells The Operational Device to continue to sleep for another day or (x days.
If any Operational is activated; it sends out its own signal that it has activated, essentially telling The Next Unit to ‘Wake Up’.
If any Operational is Discovered & Deactivated without sending out its discovery signal, then, When The Wake-Up Signal for it is Sent out, & It’s ‘Acknowledgement’ Signal isn’t received by The Remaining Sleeping Units; then The Next Operational Unit takes its place.
If any Operational Unit Discovered; then it may activate itself on its own authority, based on a series of decisions that it makes on its own ! Naturally; Each Operational Unit will be hidden in a place that makes its discovery very improbable.
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Whenever an Operational Unit sends out a ‘Confirmation’ Signal it may ( however unlikely ) be possible that it would reveal its position; So that there should be protocols to avoid this ! One method may be that instead of sending out a pandirectional radio signal, it would instead send out a Maser UniDirectional Signal to a Receiving Station that, if disturbed, would cause all Operational Units that become aware that they are ’Exposed’ would Activate themselves ! Effectively deterring that Possibility. All remaining details of this entire hand-shaking process are left to The Readers Imagination & Ingenuity.
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The City then is faced with a new consideration.
How many of these Operational Units are in Play ?
If each Unit cost $ 1000, & assuming that they were all hidden before Site A was revealed, as The police may begin to surveil you after you use your debit card for The First Time; They would have to calculate if you could have afforded 10 or 100 such units. If they believe that there are only 5 Units & 5 Units have been activated, then your Backup Plan is thwarted ! ( Assuming that only 5 Units were planted. If The Sixth Unit then goes off, The City may reconsider that there are only 6 or 7 or 20 more. The Operational Units should be sufficiently annoying to cause The City to Desire that no more Operational Units are Activated ! )
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There is also The Possibility that if an Operational Unit is activated, was it one of yours or just ‘something else’ ?
So that each Operational Unit would feature a signature element that would be discovered after it was used.
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Posted to Blog
Wednesday, June 26, 2019 at 2:44:44 PM
⇡ All of The Above; Plus The Appendices / Without Reformatting, so it came out pretty funky ( !!! )
Frame your Brother, sister or Cousin
Friday, August 16, 2019 at 9:45:20 PM
This might also work for a mother or father .
Murder someone, taking care not to leave any evidence of your own culpability.
Plant some of Your Target’s DNA at The Scene, such as scratches of skin that you’ve taken from your own fingernails, carefully scrubbed before scratching ( accidentally ) your sister ( target ).
You know full well that they are not in any DNA database, so The Murder that you’ve committed goes to The Cold Case File.
You wait ( you are patient ) 3 years & then commit a small felony crime so that your DNA is taken by The Police, They compare your DNA to The Data Base of Cold Case Files & discover that The Murderer of (x was a relative of yours.
A Short Investigation later, & since The Case is 3 years old, your sister can’t possibly provide an Alibi for where they were that night of The Murder.
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Appendix A
Locard's Exchange Principle
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In forensic science, Locard's principle holds that the perpetrator of a crime will bring something into the crime scene and leave with something from it, and that both can be used as forensic evidence. Dr. Edmond Locard (13 December 1877 – 4 May 1966) was a pioneer in forensic science who became known as the Sherlock Holmes of France. He formulated the basic principle of forensic science: "Every contact leaves a trace". This became known as Locard's exchange principle. Paul L. Kirk expressed the principle as follows:
"Wherever he steps, whatever he touches, whatever he leaves, even unconsciously, will serve as a silent witness against him. Not only his fingerprints or his footprints, but his hair, the fibers from his clothes, the glass he breaks, the tool mark he leaves, the paint he scratches, the blood or semen he deposits or collects. All of these and more, bear mute witness against him. This is evidence that does not forget. It is not confused by the excitement of the moment. It is not absent because human witnesses are. It is factual evidence. Physical evidence cannot be wrong, it cannot perjure itself, it cannot be wholly absent. Only human failure to find it, study and understand it, can diminish its value."
Fragmentary or trace evidence is any type of material left at—or taken from—a crime scene, or the result of contact between two surfaces, such as shoes and the floor covering or soil, or fibers from where someone sat on an upholstered chair.
When a crime is committed, fragmentary (or trace) evidence needs to be collected from the scene. A team of specialized police technicians go to the scene of the crime and seal it off. They both record video and take photographs of the crime scene, victim (if there is one) and items of evidence. If necessary, they undertake a firearms and ballistics examination. They check for shoe and tire mark impressions, examine any vehicles and check for fingerprints.
Contents
1 Famous cases
1.1 The Weimar children murders
1.2 The Westerfield-van Dam case
2 In popular culture
3 References
4 External links
Famous cases
The case studies below show how helpful Locard's Exchange Principle can be in determining what happened, but they also show how much care is required when collecting and evaluating trace evidence.
The Weimar children murders
Karola and Melanie Weimar, aged 5 and 7, lived with their parents, Reinhard and Monika, in Germany. They were reported missing on 4 August 1986. Their bodies were found on 7 August. They had been murdered.
Monika first said the children had breakfast, then went to a playground. Three weeks later she said they were already dead when she returned home the previous night: Reinhard was sitting on the edge of Karola's bed, weeping and confused; he then disposed of the bodies.
Both parents were suspected, but Monika was having an affair, and was seen where Melanie's body was later found. She was convicted, but after serving her sentence, was released in 2006.
Investigators determined what clothes Monika was wearing on 3 and 4 August, but not Reinhard's clothes, so only fibers from her clothing were identified on the children's bodies, yet they were also constantly in contact with him.
The bedding contained 14 fibers from Karola's T-shirt. Frictionless tests, simulating a dead child, matched that figure better than the friction tests, simulating a live child, so Karola could have lain lifelessly in bed wearing her T-shirt, as stated by her mother.
35 fibers from Monika's blouse were found on the back of Melanie's T-shirt, but only one on her bed sheet. In tests, between 6 and 10 fibers remained on the sheet. These higher numbers were thought to disprove Monika's claim that she gave her child a goodbye hug the previous day. However there are several likely explanations. For example, the bedding was put in one bag, so fibers from the sheet could have been transferred to the cover and pillow. Only the central area of the top of the sheet was taped: it might have originally contained more than one blouse fiber, the others could have been transferred to the back or sides while in the bag.
The blouse fibers on Melanie's clothing were distributed evenly, not the clusters expected from carrying the body.
265 fibers from the family car’s rear seat covers were found on Melanie's panties and the inside of her trousers, but only a small number of fibers from the front seats was found on the children. This helped disprove the theory that they were killed on the front seats.
Melanie's clothes and hair were covered in 375 clinging fruits of goosegrass. As some of these itchy things were on the inside of her trousers and on her panties, the trousers must have been put on her after death.
No sand was found on the bodies or clothing (including socks and sandals) of either child, making the morning playground story unlikely.
The Westerfield-van Dam case
Danielle van Dam, aged 7, lived with her parents and brothers in San Diego, California. She was reported missing on 2 February 2002; her body was discovered on 27 February. Neighbor David Westerfield was almost immediately suspected, as he had gone camping in his RV, and he was convicted of her kidnapping and murder.
Hairs consistent with the van Dams’ dog were found in his RV, also carpet fibers consistent with Danielle's bedroom carpet. Danielle's nightly ritual was to wrestle with the dog after getting into her pajamas. The prosecution argued that those hairs and fibers got onto her pajamas through that contact, and were then carried on the pajamas to first Westerfield's house and then to his RV, when he kidnapped her from her bed. The alternative scenario is that they got onto her daytime clothes, and those of her mother and younger brother, and were carried to his house when they visited him earlier that week selling cookies. He said his laundry was out during that visit, so trace evidence from them could have got on it, and then been transferred to his bedroom and his RV (secondary Locard transfer).Also, his RV was often parked, sometimes unlocked, in the neighborhood streets, so Danielle could have sneaked inside, leaving behind that evidence.
A detailed examination of the trace evidence may decide between the guilty and innocent scenarios.
No trace of him was found in the van Dam house.
14 hairs consistent with Danielle's were found in his environment. All but one were compared on only mitochondrial DNA, so they might have come from her mother or a sibling. Danielle had a haircut shortly before the cookie sale, so any frayed hairs (split ends) were likely from a prior time, but this was not revealed. Also not revealed was which surface of particularly his fitted sheet those hairs were on: the underside would not have acquired hairs from someone lying in the bed. Her hair was darkening, yet all three hairs in the RV were blonde, suggesting they were old and therefore from a prior sneak visit. There were many more hairs (human and dog) in his house than his RV (30 to 8), suggesting the latter was from secondary Locard transfer. Most (21) of the hairs were in a dryer lint ball in his trash can, so they might have got in his laundry before the kidnapping.
There were 5 carpet fibers in his RV, but none in his house, suggesting those were deposited by someone going directly from her house to his RV, or they may have come from another house in that development.
No Danielle pajama or bedding fibers were reported in his environment (which casts doubt on the belief that the dog hairs and carpet fibers were shed from her pajamas). There was no trace evidence in his SUV (which casts doubt on the belief that she was transported from his house to his RV in his SUV). He vacuumed his RV after the kidnapping, but no trace evidence was in the vacuum cleaner.
One orange fiber with her body was consistent with about 200 in his house and 20 in his SUV (none in his RV), while 21 blue fibers with her body were consistent with 10 in his house and 46 in his RV (none in his SUV). Contrary to media reports, only a few items from her house were tested so that can’t be excluded as the source. In particular, the clothes of Danielle and her family during the cookie sale were not determined and eliminated. There were apparently two different types of the orange fibers, dull and very bright (so the number which matched might have been much less than 200). None of the blue fibers were fully tested (so they might not even have matched). They are also probably relatively common (so those in his environment might not have come from the same source as those on her body). There were no Westerfield bedding fibers with the body. There were red fibers with her fingernails, and many other fibers with her body, which could not be matched to his environment. The only non-Danielle hair found with her body wasn’t his, nor was any desert sand reported with the body, and no soil or vegetation from the dump site was reported on his shoes, laundry, shovel or RV.
To explain why so much expected evidence was missing, the prosecution claimed he went on a cleaning frenzy, and tossed out evidence.
Glove Prints
Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:23:29 AM
While most criminals are caught ( definitively ) with FingerPrints ( & DNA ), It is entirely possible to be caught with Gloves that match a GlovePrint at The Scene of The Crime !
The Glove Print may be ‘Entirely Consistent’ with Gloves found in possession of The Suspect — That was Selected for Other ( Ambiguous or Circumstantial ) Reasons.
The Glove Print may have Entirely Unique Dirt, Oil, Paint, Embedded Particles or Other Substances that match The Suspect’s Gloves.
Glove Prints are left in Soft Materials, Dirty or Dusty Surfaces, May Pick up Unique Substances from The Crime Scene, Including Materials that may have Microscopic Tags in The Material ( Generally used to Identify Explosives or Industrial Paint ).
All of this applies to Shoe Prints, Butt Prints, or any other part of your Body or even a Valise that your brought with you, or Tools or whatever.
The Point Being; Dispose of your Gloves ( All Materials that you had with you ) after a Crime; Or Better Yet ( ! ) Buy & Use a Unique Pair of Gloves ( et. al. ) for a Specific Crime. It’s entirely possible that Glove Marks left at The Scene of a Crime may be ( Matched ) to Glove Prints at a Work Site that you were known to be working at !
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Appendix B :
Kinds of Murder ( with addendums )
• First-degree murder: any intentional murder that is willful and premeditated with malice aforethought. Felony murder, a charge that may be filed against a defendant who is involved in a dangerous crime where a death results from the crime,[71] is typically first-degree.[72]
• Second-degree murder: any intentional murder with malice aforethought, but is not premeditated or planned in advance. [73]
• Voluntary manslaughter: sometimes called a crime of passion murder, is any intentional killing that involves no prior intent to kill, and which was committed under such circumstances that would "cause a reasonable person to become emotionally or mentally disturbed". Both this and second-degree murder are committed on the spot under a spur-of-the-moment choice, but the two differ in the magnitude of the circumstances surrounding the crime. For example, a bar fight that results in death would ordinarily constitute second-degree murder. If that same bar fight stemmed from a discovery of infidelity, however, it may be mitigated to voluntary manslaughter.[74]
• Involuntary manslaughter: a killing that stems from a lack of intention to cause death but involving an intentional or negligent act leading to death. A drunk driving–related death is typically involuntary manslaughter (see also vehicular homicide, causing death by dangerous driving, gross negligence manslaughter and causing death by criminal negligence for international equivalents). Note that the "unintentional" element here refers to the lack of intent to bring about the death. All three crimes above feature an intent to kill, whereas involuntary manslaughter is "unintentional", because the killer did not intend for a death to result from their intentional actions. If there is a presence of intention it relates only to the intent to cause a violent act which brings about the death, but not an intention to bring about the death itself.[75]
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Supplemental Types
• Murder in Battle ( War ) :
• Murder during Military Service :
• Vengeance Murder :
• Spree or Serial Murders :
• Genocidal Murders :
• Progeny Murders :
• Progeny Murders ( Murder of A Fetus ) :
• Sibling Murders :
• Parental Murders :
• Assassinations ( for Hire ( Private Contractor ) :
• Assassinations ( for your Country ) :
• Assassinations ( for Hire ( Mob Hit ) :
• Minor Murder ( Murder by An Immature Person ) :
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