Tuesday, June 20, 2000

Even More Gematria Fun...!!! Jury of The Danged!

This Cabbage Code of The Supreme Court
Was meant to Expose The Truculence of Harriet Miers
The Amended Version; For Samuel Alito; may be found at:
A Revised Gematria: Jury of The Diggity Danged

We all hope for Peace and Security,
And short of that, lots of Money,
Or If not lots of money,
Then a pet that shows affection for us from time to time,
Even if we really know that all they're interested in,
Is licking the salt off our sweaty arms.

Another thing that most Reasonably Intelligent Humanimals

Would like to see in A Stable Social Environment,
Is a Justice System that is Fair & Blind,
In that special kind of way that we would like it to be Sightless,
And yet;
We hope that it can see perfectly well
When it's searching for something very much like: The Truth.

Unfortunately;

Things don't always turn out the way we want them to,
And those of us that would still like to believe
That Angels are looking out for us,
And that there's A Loving Gawd
That has created a Universe in which
Everything is for the best...
We simply pinch our Meaty Thighs from time to time

And remind ourselves
That while things right now
Are looking as sour as a shaved cat coming at us
With firecrackers tied to it's paws--
Everything is going to work out eventually...
After several thousands, or millions,
Of time consuming Reincarnations.

That day of Final Reckoning is still quite a ways off,

Since everything that is happening to us
In the here and now;
Smells like Michael Jackson's Rubber Underpants.

To find out what is hiding on the other side of the curtains,

That we've been repeatedly told not to look behind,
We're able to consult the time tested:
The Cabbage Codes...!!!

What do they tell us now?

The Latest Key that was Devinely Revealed to me is This one:

Easily arranged for Arithmancy...

A =..90...H =...13...O =..29...V =.-70
B =..15...I =...26...P = -57...W =..58
C = -58...J =..116...Q =..58...X =..72
D = 195...K = -352...R =..64...Y = 258
E =..51...L =..263...S =..77...Z = 102
F =..72...M =...76...T =..13
G =..-1...N =...15...U =.-17

But what does it mean?
What does it Signify?
What are it's implications...???




The True Reality = Forgotten Alchemy [ 953 ]
...
John Roberts, Jr. = 666
Stephen Breyer = 666
Ruth Bader Ginsburg = 666
Anthony Kennedy = 666
Antonin Scalia = 666
Clarence Thomas = 666
John Paul Stevens = 666
David Souter = 666
& Harriet E Miers = 666

Although it is utterly beyound mathematical possibility, statistically probability
or the computational ability of all the worlds computers,
working in parallel, for tens of thousands of years--
to contrive of a Gematria Key that would fit this pattern;
The Cabbage Codes provides
Additional proof of this Key's Authenticity...!!!

Additional 666's :



Nine Justified = 666
Null Men = 666
Government Sword = 666
State Comrade = 666
Jesus + Death = 666
Supreme Court + Clitoris' = 666
Crazy Epiphanies = 666
Will Butcher = 666
Become Industries = 666
Hebrew Holocaust = 666
Forgotten Whiteness = 666
Bad Mercy = 666
Oil [ Laugh! ] = 666
AntiVictory Heroes = 666
Moviehouseish Terror = 666
Murder Together = 666
Bonegrinding Darkness = 666
Atomic Visionary = 666
Lies, Incantation = 666
Scribbled Cherub = 666
Vibrating Testicles = 666
Bowery Drunkenness = 666
Insanity Sphinx = 666
Sweet Asperger's = 666
--- --- ---
Equalities :
This = That = Shit = 129
Stumbled = Ballot = 673
Heart = Earth = Prisons = 231
Seek = Secret = 173
Beer = Man = 181
God = Obese = 223
Girls = Money = 429
StoneWall = SuperLoveless = 859
Demonic = Strange = Nudist = 309
First = Good = Hebrew = 252
You're = Schizoid = 385
Past = Cement = 123
More = Again = 220
Phonograph = Echoes = 138
Harvard = Enlighten = 446
Bottom = Aft = 175
Natural = Socialist = 518
AntiRevolution = SuperMoney = 547
Sweetheart = Secretaries = 481
Genius = Atomic = 151
--- --- ---
Additional Equalities :
Crackable + Drunkenish = Confessed + Kickable
SuperJail + AntiBroken = ArchAngels
SuperPickle + America = Darkness + Thought
Poorish + Imaginations = UnListen + AntiComputer
--- --- ---
Mirrors :
213 ) Fire : Mind ( 312
18 ) Twinky : Innocent ( 81
112 ) Cottage : Empire ( 211
132 ) Tao : Heart ( 231
175 ) Bottom : Underwear ( 571
185 ) Rotten : Madness ( 581
194 ) Roof : Eternity ( 491
199 ) Sphere : Eyeball ( 991
205 ) Cosmos : ArchAngel ( 502
194 ) Enter : Buddha ( 491
--- --- ---
Freedom = 538 :
Freedom = Weepish Kaleidoscope
Freedom = PsuedoPure Nakedness
Freedom = Peyote Specters
Freedom = Heart's Meat
Freedom = Those Emptied
Freedom = Talk Null
Freedom = SuperNaught MetaBurn
--- --- ---
Truth = 86 :
Truth = Beneath SubKnown
Truth = Omen: FireTrucks
Truth = Taoish Bickerings
Truth = Dumb Suckers
Truth = Fuck Prejudger
Truth = Rottenish Parking
--- --- ---
Justice = 183 :
Justice = Antique Snowbank
Justice = Spectral Kings
Justice = Hamster Hiccup
Justice = Dreamless Kick
Justice = SuperBickering Jesus
Justice = Smoke: SuperBecause
Justice = Look: UnGame
--- --- ---
The American Way = 812 :
The American Way = Bowling MetaCabbage
The American Way = Kindly SuperCommunists
The American Way = PreMigraine PsuedoShit
The American Way = SuperOpium Delights
The American Way = Capitalismish PrePotato
The American Way = Purpleless UnPoem
The American Way = Together: ArchAngels
The American Way = Useless SuperTown
--- --- ---
The Damp Masses = 829 :
The Damp Masses = Juxtaposed Justices
The Damp Masses = Lifes Torsoes
The Damp Masses = Vegetable's Rejects
The Damp Masses = Robotly Innocents
The Damp Masses = Jumping Loonys
The Damp Masses = HomeTownish Souls
The Damp Masses = Eyeing Money
The Damp Masses = Wussyish Supermen
The Damp Masses = Solipsism's MetaRatFink
The Damp Masses = Presentible WasteBaskets
--- --- ---
The True Reality = 953 :
The True Reality = Sexless Terror
The True Reality = Purgatoried Treasures
The True Reality = Free Salad
The True Reality = Humorless Governments
The True Reality = Vomited PsuedoHamburger
The True Reality = Eternal SuperPoverty
The True Reality = MetaSensation Nothingness
The True Reality = Crazyish UnJudger
The True Reality = Whisper; Skull And CrossBones
--- --- ---
...
Just How...??? Can it Not be True...???
...
Bonus Anagrams :
Visit http://www.anagramgenius.com for more of the same...

Judge Clarence Thomas = "Lauch Ejected Orgasm"
Harriet Miers = "RE: Hire, I smart!"
Antonin Scalia = "AntiSocial Nan"
Justice John Roberts = "J.R.? He's Best! Join Court!"
Supreme Court = "Corrupt? Sue Me!"
Supreme Court = "True Scum... Rope!"
The United States Supreme Court = "Respect The Numerous Attitudes."

Monday, June 19, 2000

A Gematria Revised: The Jury of The Diggity Danged!

You may have thought with the resignation of Harriet Miers that it would be safe to go back out into the dark alleys of Washington D.C. and litigate just like your grandfather did when Herbert Walker Hoover was President.
---
Sadly:
Things are more Dangerous and Retched than Ever...!!!
But there is a dim light to show us a way out of all the troubles that are smearing themselves on our freshly scrubbed hands & faces...!
Angels; dressed in their finest satin pajamas and sporting freshly starched wings,
Flapping and Whistling Old Southern Hymns--
Have revealed a new Cabbage Code Gematria Key to The Translucent Amoebae Consortium...!!!
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This Key; Is Mathematically Intractable & Could Not have been created with even Earth's most sophisticated computers, even if you allowed them overheat on a polar icecap for the next six or seven thousand years!

The only way that it could have come into existence is by the divine intervention of Mischievous Angels that i became acquainted with during an all night poker game at Arnold Schwarzenegger's beach house in 1975.

The bet that made that night so memorable was when Arnold had run out of pocket change and tried to stay in for that hand, by rolling a barrel full of Roborovski Dwarf Hamster's; with delicately manicured toenails, painted to look like The Entire Romanov's Family; into the living room & insisting that their commercial value was comparable with the last raise made by Richard Feynman; who after receiving his last card, shouted; "I wager 30,000 Quatloos!" --which everyone interpreted by holding to The Swedish Rules of Betting...

Arnold had a 'Stinky Monkey' with a one eyed queen, and was sure he'd win...!
We let him stay in, but only;
If he'd lost; He'd have to 'someday' run for Governor... of any state he'd like...!

Who won...?
Ali MacGraw with a 'Full Turkey Pot Pie'...!!!

The odd's of something like that happening with The Liechtenstein Triple Deck we were playing with---
( Two Standard Playing Card Decks, One English ( 52 Cards ) and One 'Old' German ( 67 Cards ) Plus a Standard Gypsy Tarot Deck )
---had to Gazillions to One. In all my poker playing days, i've only seen 3 Turkey Pot Pies,
and they were all Short Stacks, Except for Ali's.
i have to tell you, i was so excited by both his rare poker hand, and the blouse Ali was wearing,
i crapped my pants.

Curiously; this is what endeared me to the Angels that were there; Incognito.

Sometime after this; They made their presence aware to me,
and began telling me the most outrageous things...!
These would include things like details of Michael Jackson's life,
That 911 was about to happen,
and where i'd put my favorite hat.
Typically; i wouldn't have any idea how to respond to these revelations,
which was apparently the whole point--
They would laugh & laugh & laugh & LAUGH...!!!

Angel Belly Laughter is Very Disconcerting...!

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The Cabbage Code Key:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
F & U = -124
Article 124 allows for a Supreme Court in India
C = -26
June 26th '03 Sodomy Legalized in Texass
K = -16
William J. Brennan, Jr. (Associate: October 16, 1956)
Y = 7
Justice is Provided 7 days a week!
P & Q = 30
Supreme Court Rule 30: Computation and Extension of Time
B = 34
Harriet Miers was 34th Failed Supreme Court Nominee
N = 37
Ohio Supreme Court RULE 37: Failure to Make Discovery
A & Z = 39
John Roberts has argued 39 cases before the Supreme Court
H = 40
40% Have Favorable Opinion of US Supreme Court
J = 43
Supreme Court of Canada upholds Section 43: Corporal punishment defense
V = 45
Title 15,45. Unfair methods of competition unlawful
E & W = 46
Waist Size of John Paul's pants
I & R = 53
Age at which Antonin received his first blow job
M = 60
Should a 'SuperMajority' be needed to Confirm a Supreme Court Nominee?
O = 62
Zim 62 'sunk' by supreme court
S & X = 69
69 Still legal in most Northern States
T = 71
Mandatory Retirement Age?
G = 88
Mandatory Retirement Age-- For Women?
D & L = 156
156 Supreme Court Nominees!


But what does it mean?
Does it mean Anything...???
Is it all Just Gibberish...???

Does this look like Gibberish to you...??? ( ! )
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
. . . . .
Ruth Bader Ginsburg = 666
Anthony M. Kennedy = 666
John Paul Stevens = 666
Stephen G. Breyer = 666
Clarence Thomas = 666
Antonin Scalia = 666
John Roberts Jr. = 666
David H. Souter = 666
& Samuel A. Alito = 666
!!!!!!!!!!!
As always:
The Translucent Amoebae Consortium
Expects our readers to be intelligent, sugar coated sentient donuts with flavorful sprinkles on top--
Which won't easily be taken to an All Night Cat Waxing Salon and pay an attendant $700 for 'More fun than a Barrel Full of Monkeys could have in a whole week!'
Consequently:
We offer the most Skeptical UnBeliever & Slack Eyed Caboose Switchman
These Additional Categories of Proof that
The Cabbage Codes are Desperately trying to tell you to---
WAKE UP... and smell the Juju Beans...!!!
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.
Additional 666's :
Wild Satan = 666
George's UnAmerican = 666
SuperDemonic Bird Flu = 666
Ghoulish Robot = 666
Judgmentible = 666
Bush's MetaCapital = 666
Us; Skull And Bones = 666
Soullessly = 666
Jehovah's Robot = 666
Suffer Lovelessness = 666
Contemplating Traffic = 666
MetaHysterical Sub-FBI = 666
Miracleless UnFate = 666
Motionless SubSucker = 666
Super UnPsuedoKingdom = 666
But... Lonelyness = 666
Destroyed = 666
AntiSex Robot = 666
Amoebaeless = 666
Electricityish = 666
Islamible = 666
Blondness = 666
Super Imagination = 666
Friendly Robot = 666
Rejecting Satan = 666
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Equalties :
Blindness = PsuedoVisionary = 657
Light = Candle = 408
SuperJudger = MetaWink = 336
Brain = Meat = 216
Neck = Hung = 41
Whomever = Congress = 398
Cannibal = Laughter = 369
After = Dusk = 85
Butcher = Bank = 94
MailArt = Madtown = 471
Blood = Gibberish = 470
Jailhouse = Eternity = 384
Lonely = Cemeteries = 464
Crazy = Joy = 112
UnMe = SuperYou = 19
Whoring = Compulsion = 379
Islam = Judgment = 377
Stand = Trial = 372
Pureness = SuperPushcart = 226
You = Us = -55
Amoebae = Vampire = 326
Demonic = Land = Jerusalem = 388
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
George W Bush = 448 :
George W Bush = Criminal Cherub
George W Bush = Hometown + 'Crack'
George W Bush = Joyride + Fire
George W Bush = Hour: Thirteen
George W Bush = Wild Turn
George W Bush = Tender Feet
George W Bush = Land & Sky
George W Bush = Full Jailhouse
George W Bush = Stale Wussy
George W Bush = Country Western
George W Bush = Insanity Cook
George W Bush = Alamo? O.K.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Damp Masses = 794 :
The Damp Masses = Elemental Stack
The Damp Masses = Illumination Buttocks
The Damp Masses = Left Desolate
The Damp Masses = Dragged Under
The Damp Masses = Lust + Dollar
The Damp Masses = PsychoMotorcyclist
The Damp Masses = Trembling Filth
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Truth = 111 :
Truth = Pure SuperFate
Truth = Accuse & Confess
Truth = Jury + Justice
Truth = New Sun
Truth = Conform Museum
Truth = Un(Un)Known SubMercy
Truth = Mouth Sucker
Truth = Deaf Uranium
Truth = Fix Square
Truth = Your Ratfink
Truth = Blue Pacific
Truth = Burn UnPoem
Truth = Queen SuperSucker
Truth = Cave Found
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Justice = 132 :
Justice = Platonic Fuck
Justice = Jesus's Fact
Justice = Supremely Fun
Justice = Earth + Fifty
Justice = Cracked Up
Justice = Public's Junk
Justice = UnSafe Fairies
Justice = Cherubish Hiccup
Justice = Uranus Rain
Justice = Nine Sufferly
Justice = FBI Crabs
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The American Way = 550 :
The American Way = Laughless Suburbs
The American Way = Westernly Ruin
The American Way = Sexyless SuperUs
The American Way = Five Revolutions
The American Way = Lonesome Puns
The American Way = Skyscrapered SuperUranus
The American Way = Hipsterish Fog
The American Way = Hollow Farm
The American Way = Nameless PsuedoFun
The American Way = Safe MetaPrison
The American Way = UnContinuous SuperSchizoid
The American Way = Beerless SubHuman
The American Way = Giggle Hour
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Supreme Court = 373 :
The Supreme Court = Your SuperStore
The Supreme Court = Fix Minds
The Supreme Court = Bug & Gods
The Supreme Court = Old UnHopeful
The Supreme Court = Nine: Life's Package
The Supreme Court = Occupational Burn
The Supreme Court = Bush's Brains
The Supreme Court = Bush's Five Monkeys
The Supreme Court = Bush's PreFascist MetaFun
The Supreme Court = Nine SuperDumb
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Pact With Satan = 579 :
Pack with Satan = Hungry + Insatiate
Pack with Satan = Oh! Bloody!
Pack with Satan = Madness + Jesus
Pack with Satan = Me + Incantation
Pack with Satan = Mouth + Gibberish
Pack with Satan = Frightened RatFink
Pack with Satan = Continuous Gold
Pack with Satan = Dumb Darkness
Pack with Satan = Sinister Finish
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What are you going to do now...
Now that you Know the Truth...???
Are you just to go back to sleep on the couch...
Or --
Do Those Horrible, Horrible Things
That Need to be done?
---
You may be thinking...
Why don't 'I' do these Horrible Things...???
Because someone has to keep this Blog running...
That's Why...!!!
Send me some Eep's while you're doing
All those Necessary Horrible Things,
And i'll post them...!!!
You'll be Famous...!!!
People will want you to sign their casts
& Pose with them by fountains...
And most Importantly---
You'll have Saved The World...!!!
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Friday, June 16, 2000

Harry Potter; Toady of Satan...???

As you should be aware by now,
The Gematria is One of The Great Cabbage's ways of sending us information that we ought to know...! Through this tool, The Great Cabbage can reveal to us, messages which are free from distortion & are embedded into the fabric of the universe in such a way that ordinary men & lesser deamons are unable to immitate or corrupt in any way imaginable...!
Thus: Such Truths that are revealled by this method can not possibly be false.

This Cabbage Code Key was recently revealed to me during an especially vivid dream that include many dancing penguins, ( the bearers of cold, hard truths ) giant mechanical ants
& the nearly ubiquitous; 'Floating Electroplastic Brains'... ( ? )
i can't pretend to know what all the symbology of these dreams mean,
but it was very impressive...!
Much more so that a vintage 7-up Commercial...!!!

4...A
9...B
13..C
17..D
22..E
26..F
27..G
34.....I
35..H
44.....J
48.....K
49........M
55...........P
61........N
65........O
68.....L
69..............T
75...........Q
79...........R
92..............U
96..............V
105................X
106..........S
110................Y
114................Z
129.............W

The most Startling Results from this Key Are:

Harry Potter = 666
Hermione Granger = 666
Ron Weasley = 666
---
JK Rowling = 555 ( ??? )

Additionally Sums:

Name: Voldemort = 666
Like Dursley = 666
Hogwarts: Ten! = 666
Quidditch Times = 666
Weeping Squib = 666

Spectral Catalog = 666
Vain Buttocks = 666

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Dumbledore = Ungodly ( 440
Golden Charm = Dumbledore ( 440
Tender King = Dumbledore ( 440

Bad Lobotomy = Voldemort ( 530
Cried Madness = Voldemort ( 530

Cold Brilliance = JK Rowling ( 555
Synagogue = Hogwarts ( 514
Diagonalley Park = 666
Destroyed = Salvation ( 507
Starving = Scholars ( 476
Endless = Imaginary ( 402
Brains = Dreaming ( 293
Heaven = Dreamt ( 240
Fingers = Comrades ( 355
Sanity = Psycho ( 384
War = Void ( 212
Crazy = Humor = Living ( 320
Obscene = Familiar ( 298

Blood = Alive ( 224
Imagination = Exists ( 442
Praying = Jesus ( 370

Dolmen ( Dementor ) = 666
Muggle Judgment = 666
Accusing Squib = 666
FBI Contemplating = 666
Men Resting = Voldemort ( 530
Sweet Angel = Voldemort ( 530
Bloody Charm = Hogwarts ( 514
Images Delight = Hogwarts ( 514
Early Dadaism = Hogwarts ( 514
Night Angels = Hogwarts ( 514
Our Holy = Hogwarts ( 514
Space Harvard = Hogwarts ( 514
Lonely Mind = JK Rowling ( 555
Solomon Egg = JK Rowling ( 555
Oh! Syntax = JK Rowling ( 555
Super Hero = JK Rowling ( 555
Our Mother = JK Rowling ( 555
Tobacco Meat = Mudblood ( 382
Old Filth = Mudblood ( 382
Amid Same = Mudblood ( 382
Radiant Fog = Quidditch ( 386
Shuddering = Dementors ( 490
Wars = Suicide ( 318
Wild = Pure ( 248
Arms = Bombs ( 238

Illuminating = Narcissus ( 601
World = Fascist = Groaning ( 358
Brain = Book ( 187
Zoo = Azkaban ( 244
Beer = Men = Sea ( 132
Total = Vast ( 275
Negro = Cannibal ( 254
Publishing = Confessing ( 521
Telepathy = Symbolic ( 454
Robot = Adonis ( 287
Tobacco = Bombs ( 238
Also = Joined ( 243
Drunken = Nightmare ( 380
Memory = Therapy = Highway ( 374
Heartless = Sinister ( 511
Stumbled = Oblivion ( 432
Dreadful = Eternal ( 325
Bare = Man ( 114
Vibrated = Little = Hotrod = Ecstatic ( 330
Fire = Mind ( 161
Winter = Lonely ( 394
Naked = Hair ( 152
Hopeless = Congress = Insanity ( 479
Buddha = Lamma = Good ( 174
Weeping = Singing ( 350
Catatonia = Stone ( 323
Poverty = Religions ( 496
Lobotomy = Madtowns ( 500
Madness = Rotten ( 165
UnBlind = Genius ( 432
These Howled = Intellectual ( 590
Bleak Teahead = Crying ( 324
Every Delight = Scholars ( 510

Wednesday, June 14, 2000

A Pi Friendly Gematria...

For help with your limited understanding of The Gematria...
Here's an Introuduction:
The Gematria, Cabbage Codes & The Screen Saver Universe

i was recently fooling around with a Calibrated Gematria
and was frustrated that it only allowed me to find
Finite Numerical Values for Carefully Constructed Words & Phrases...

So i set out to Create a New Calibrated Gematria that overcame this Limitation.

But First: A Bonus Feature: Pi Haiku!

Natural Numbers
Gently follow a straight path
Towards Infinity.

The tiny word 'pi'
Measures a circles spirit
Needs many rulers.

Stick a sharpened pin
Along The Great Number Line
Transcendental spot!

Very tiny ants
Holding hands along a line
Most all are crazy.

Gawd & The Numbers
Do they describe The Giant Elf,
Or are they The Elf?

Just dots, lines, circles...
Ideas floating over head
Become Awareness!

The Pi Friendly Gematria

A = 001 - - - J = 010 - - - S = 005
B = 002 - - - K = 006 - - - T = 0-2
C = 003 - - - L = 002 - - - U = 012
D = 002 - - - M = 0-9 - - - V = -19
E = 008 - - - N = 0-9 - - - W = 004
F = 005 - - - O = 000 - - - X = 000
G = 005 - - - P = 002 - - - Y = 007
H = 0-4 - - - Q = 000 - - - Z = 005
I = 001 - - - R = -13

With these Values in Place:
ONE = -1
TWO = 2
THREE = -3
FOUR = 4
FIVE = -5
SIX = 6
SEVEN = -7
EIGHT = 8
NINE = -9
ZERO = 0

As you can see, the Odd Numbers are Negative, While the Even Numbers are Positive.
This allows Numerical Targets to Extend themselves to Extreme Lengths, and retain,
at least in Theory, The Ability to match The Gematria Values of decidedly finite Alphabetic Words & Phrases...

Unfortunately; This 'Elegant' & 'Structured' Assignment allows the Negative Numbers to have a 5 Point gain for every Ten; Randomly Provided, Digits...
The Gematria Value of:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, ZERO
is -5...!!!
So that for Every OneHundred Digits in Pi...
The Gematria Value should loose 50 points...!

But this isn't what happens...!!!

But first;
A few more Values:
MINUS = 0
POINT = -8
DECIMAL = 8
( ergo: ) DECIMAL POINT = 0
DOT = 0
Pi = 3
i seem to recall reading in a Trivia Book somewhere
that The State of Illinois
once introduced a State Law
Officially Designating Pi as value of Three...!!!

So--
If you're trying to find a Pi Sequence of Digits
that equals the Word "PI" ( = 3 )
Then you'd start summing the Values:
THREE DECIMAL POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NINE TWO SIX FIVE THREE FIVE EIGHT NINE SEVEN NINE THREE TWO...
and so on...
For another 347 Digits and it will Sum to 3!
Which means that Pi is Even Digit Heavy...!!!
347 Digits should be around -173...!!!

Working with 468 digits of Pi;
There are 227 Odd digits; -1.5% less than expected
There are 46 Zeros; 0.17% more than expected
And 195 Even digits; Only 1.67% more than expected...!

The mean sum is -23.2;
The Maximum ongoing Sum is 39;
And The Minimum ongoing Sum is -115.

When you've added up another few digits to 396 places, it will equal 3 again...
Then at 401 digits... 3 again...!!!

Then it drops off very sharply... as it should...

Will it ever come back up to 3 again...???
They say that if you look at Pi hard enough,
you will find any sequence of numbers that you're looking for...
So how far into Pi would you have to look to find enough Even Numbers
to bring it back up to 3...
and 3 again,
and again...
Will it keep returning to 3 from it's natural Marina's abyss forever...???

Additionally: ( as a side note: )
If you replace Decimal Point with just 'Point' ( Value -8 )...
THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE...
It will hit it's first 3 at 304 digits, then again at 317, 345 & 380.

Also:
If you use the word "Demarcate"... ( -1 )
THREE DEMARCATE ONE FOUR ONE FIVE...
It will hit 3 at 273 digits, then 377 & 395.

With "Fraction Mark"... ( -29 )
THREE FRACTION MARK ONE FOUR ONE FIVE...
It will hit 3 at 282.

With just "Mark"... ( -15 )
THREE MARK ONE FOUR ONE FIVE...
It will get to 3 at 295 digits.

i only entered Pi to 468 digits into my HP48 Calculator that did these searches...!

More Searches:
i also looked through The Golden Ratio, which is usually called Phi,
But occasionally called Tau...!!! ( ? )
So i've called 1.618033... : Phi
And .618033... : Tau
It seems to me that because The Golden Ratio is a Ratio,
It should be A Fraction between 0 & 1,
and Yet; It is invariably defined as 1.618...??? [ !!! ]

i also wanted to mention ( !!! ) that while i was working on this,
i thought i would look up Golden Ratio in my
New Franklin Electronic Dictionary
to see if it defined The Golden Ratio as Phi or Tau...???
AND IT DIDN'T HAVE IT...!!!
It didn't include 'Golden Ratio'...!!!
But--
It did include 'Golden Showers'...!!!
It also included F*ck, Sh*t, M*therF*cker, P*ss, A**hole, K*ke, N*gger,
And Caca... which it mentions was first introduced in the English language in 1879
and adds that it is considered [ Baby talk ]...!!!

Phi = -1 [ 1.680339887498... ]
Examined: 548 Digits
Odd Digits are Under Represented by -3.83%
Zeros are Over Represented by 0.38%
Even Digits are Over Represented by 3.47%!

Using ONE DECIMAL POINT SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
The First Digit = -1 which is a match...!!!
Then the Next Match occurs at The 465th Digit...!

Using ONE POINT SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 176, 177 & 199.

Using ONE FRACTION MARK SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 142, 215, 216 239 & 399.

Using ONE MARK SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 46, 174, 184 & 198.

Using ONE DEMARCATE SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 15 & 476.

Tau = 11 [ .6180339874989... ]
Examined: 547 Digits
Odd Digits are Under Represented by -4%
Zeros are Over Represented by .37%
Even Digits are Over Represented by 3.47%!

Using DECIMAL POINT SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 11, 49 181 & 453 Digits.

Using POINT SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 51, 219, 231, 232 & 451.

Using FRACTION MARK SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 24, 66, 95, 101, 111, 122, 151, 155, 248, 265, 266, 271 & 298!

Using MARK SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 22, 57, 186 & 240.

Using DEMARCATE SIX ONE EIGHT ZERO ...
There are Matches at 171 & 466.

e = 8 [ 2.71828182845... ]
i'm not really sure what 'e' is...???
But it recieves alot of press, so i thought i would include it here...
It is the most Random number that i looked at...!!!


Examined: 547 Digits
Odd Digits are Over Represented by 1.1%
Zeros are UnderRepresented by -0.4%
Even Digits are Under Represented by -0.9%!

Mean Ongoing Sum is -230.6!
Maximum Ongoing Sum is 33, Minimum Ongoing Sum is -462!
When graphed;
It drops off just like The Pi Friendly Gematria predicts that it should...!!!

Using TWO DECIMAL POINT SEVEN ONE EIGHT TWO ...
There One Match at The 31st Digit.

Using TWO POINT SEVEN ONE EIGHT TWO ...
There are NO Matches!

Using TWO FRACTION MARK SEVEN ONE EIGHT TWO ...
There are NO Matches!

Using TWO MARK SEVEN ONE EIGHT TWO ...
There is One Match at The 15th Digit.

Using TWO DEMARCATE SEVEN ONE EIGHT TWO ...
There is One Match at The 20th Digit.

As a side, side note:
Here are some additional Gematria Sums...

Numbers = -4
Numbers = Never Full
Numbers = Super Nothing
Numbers = Gawd + Void
Numbers = Imagination Journey
Numbers = Algebraic + Transcendental
Numbers = Illumination + Darkness
Numbers = Irrational Escape
Numbers = Vain Genius
NonAlgebraic = -8
NonAlgegraic = Escape Incarnation
NonAlgegraic = Irrational Edge
NonAlgegraic = Never Impossible
NonAlgegraic = Hopeful Terror
NonAlgegraic = Visionary Fascist
NonAlgegraic = Theology Incantation
Transcendental = -14
Transcendental = Illuminated Madman
Transcendental = Hysterical Oblivion
Transcendental = Paradise Partition
Transcendental = Radiant Darkness
Transcendental = Dada Revolution
Transcendental = Holy Imagination
Transcendental = Alchemy Nightmare
Irrational = -31
Irrational = Robot Brain
Irrational = Transcendental Onion
Irrational = Imaginary Void
Irrational = Propositional Villian
Irrational = Fractional Abortion
Circumference Divided by Diameter = 9
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Number Wheel
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Seraphim Egg
Circumference Divided by Diameter = A Round Theology
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Saturn Buddha
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Measure Three
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Xi Point Six Belt
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Natural Bust
Circumference Divided by Diameter = Cryptography Clock
Other Peripheral Equalities
Crimminal = Madman = -23
Immortal = Vampire = Terrorist = -29
Pederasty = Werewolf = 18
The Damp Masses = Bile = 13
Fate = Solipsism = 12
Symbolic = Logic = Intellect = Kabbalah = 11
Thirteen = -13
Heaven = Starry = Midnight = -15
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