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A Cabbage Codes Project
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Sarah Palin of The Danged
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666 = Palin Was Selected
666 = As Intended
666 = The Human Seraphim
666 = The Poem Of...
Sarah Palin = 666
666 = A Bad Hockey Mom
Todd Palin = 666
Wasilla Alaska = 666
Governor of Alaska = 666
Going Rogue = 666
America By Heart = 666
Republican Party = 666
John McCain = 666
Bristol Palin = 666
666 = Levi Johnston's icy semen
666 = Levi Johnston is a rogue buddha
666 = Levi Johnston is a shadow husband
666 = Yellow Snow, Jingoism And Competitive Television
Tina Fey = 666
Dan Quayle = 666
666 = Solipsisms
Sex Education = 666
Library Books = 666
666 = Thanks But No-- No!
666 = The USA Is The Wartime Member
666 = Not Safe
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A = 70 H = 39 O = 71 V = -708
B = -87 I = 43 P = 76 W = -228
C = 14 J = 267 Q = 293 X = 201
D = 94 K = 150 R = 85 Y = 118
E = 24 L = 57 S = 90 Z = 123
F = 250 M = 16 T = 95
G = 144 N = 66 U = -126
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Best Sum Discoveries :
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666 = Palin's Pay
666 = Had English
666 = She Returned To
666 = Complaining
666 = Poll Taken
666 = Gave Palin A Budget List Of 31...
666 = Donations
666 = On Clothing
666 = Honest To Tell... But--
666 = He ( McCain ) Had Previously Met Palin
666 = A Segment On
666 = Capacity To
666 = Democratic & Vice Presidential
666 = Carson City
666 = Modified By
666 = I Would Like Him To Support Israel, Which He Could... Whatever.
Sarah Palin's Year of Birth: 1964
1964 = Saying; The Resulting Resignation
1964 = "Going Rogue; An American Life" Was Released
1964 = And During Her Senior Year She Was CoCaptain
1964 = Endless Holy Ride To/From Battery
1964 = Until The Noise Of Wheels And Children Brought Them Down
1964 = Each Other's Journeying To The Past
1964 = I'm With You In The Actual Abyss Of The Pingpong
1964 = And The Plot; Hebrew Socialist Revolution Against Insanity
Notable Events of 2010 :
2010 = June 2010 Palin's Defense Fund Was Ruled Illegal
Predictions for 2011 :
2011 = Asked The Legislature To Drop Its Investigation
2011 = Taxpayers Were Paying For Sarah
2011 = This Legislation Would Lead To Death Panels
2011 = A Sweetheart A Package Of Cigarettes
2011 = Life : A Nightmare-- Bodies Turned To Stone!
2011 = They ( Moloch ) Broke Their Backs Lifting Bombs
Predictions for 2012 :
2012 = First; She Chose Not To Be Inaugurated In Juneau
2012 = Push For A Bipartisan Ethics Reform Bill
2012 = Bridges As Part Of An Omnibus Spending
2012 = The Mccain's Campaign Strategy Of...
2012 = There Was No Tradition Of That Election
2012 = Because It Used Palins As Donation's Position
2012 = Palin Said Obama Was Weak On The [ Countries ] War On Terrorism
2012 = Left To Right; Todd, Piper, Willow And Bristol
2012 = Preferred The Children's Ministries
2012 = After Month; Mccain Announced Palin As One
2012 = Energy Companies And Energy Lobbyists
2012 = Stoops Off The Fire Escapes
2012 = Who Scribbled All Night, Rocking And Rolling?
2012 = Wig Of Blood And Tears And Fingers
2012 = The Tenement Window And The Last Door Closed At 4 Am
2012 = The Soul Rejected; Out, Yet Confessing
Predictions for 2013 :
2013 = Authorizing The State Of Alaska
2013 = Turn The Activism Of The Various Tea Party Rallies Into Actual Political Power
2013 = And In The High Supernatural; Sat Up Smoking
2013 = n: In Hotels I Drank Paint Or Turpentine
2013 = When Baltimore Gleamed In Supernatural Ecstasy Who Jumped
2013 = If Fell Out Of The Windows Or The -- In Despair
Predictions for 2014 :
2014 = Using Municipal Bonds She Made Improvements To The Roads And Sewers
2014 = Traveled For The First Time Outside Of North
2014 = Since She Was; This Misleading Statement Had--
2014 = Following Just After He Resigned
2014 = And That Her Daughter Bristol Was Pregnant
2014 = Palin Announced Her Intention To Govern or Campaign On
2014 = Supported The Bush Administrations Policies
2014 = Who Wept At The Romance Of The Muddy Bottom Of The Rivers Of The Bowery
2014 = Not Even One Who Fell, Sang; "Free Beer" Out Of Their Windows In Despair
2014 = The Bands And Blew -The Suffering Of America-
Predictions for 2015 :
2015 = Of Her Term; She Cited Ethics Complaints
2015 = Members Defended The Spending Increase
2015 = A Situation Where Impermissible Pressure Was Placed To Continue
2015 = l: She Was No Longer Palin. Be A Bee To Do The Hand Job
2015 = The Narcotic Haze Of Capitalism : Tobacco
2015 = Who Went In/Out Naked Whoring Under Barns And Through The Lake
2015 = Under The Boxes; Breathing In The Darkness
2015 = And With Shaven Heads, Demanding Harlequin Speech Of Suicide
September 11th : 911
911 = The "Drill Here; Drill Now!"
911 = Do? Was No Longer Able To.
911 = Calling Her Palin
911 = Which Drew Laughter From Palm
911 = Support And Do Whatever He Could To Out Israel
911 = Night After
911 = The Towns Of The Mad
911 = I'm With You In The Void, In Rockland, Where You Cross.
Birth of America : 1776
1776 = Obtain Clear Title To The Property
1776 = Joined With Democratic Legislator
1776 = Its General Transportation
1776 = A Part Of Predator Control
1776 = And The Department Of Fish
Discovery of The Real World :
1492 = Interest In Negotiating
1492 = I Fire Anybody At Any Time
1492 = No Pressure Was Ever Put On Anybody To Fire Anybody
1492 = Exceeded The One Million Mark
1492 = Collaborator To Be Titled America
1492 = Including Some She Met In Rural America
1492 = Emptied Last Furnished Room
1492 = Moloch's Brain And Imagination
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Monday, August 09, 2010
New Cabbage Code...!!! Palin's of The Danged
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Three Short Rants after Reading : The Lost Symbol
After Reading The Lost Symbol
By Dan Brown; Renowned Hack Novelist.
i got to thinking more about The Nature of Wisdom.
It has long been my assertion that Knowledge comes in basically two flavors. The Fancy Named Icecream Flavors, and The Flavors that are actually enjoyable.
When it comes to real world flavors of knowledge, There are the flavors of knowledge that are thought to be completely true, And then there are the flavors that are genuinely useful.
The kinds of knowledge that make radios work, keep refrigerators cold, stovetops hot & airplanes in the air. The Fancy Names that are given to these latter types of knowledge would like to take credit for their usefulness, but in practice, the names and theories of how things work routinely shift from decade to decade. And all the while, radios still work, stovetops stay hot and airplanes only occasionally fall from the sky.
And then there is this issue of Ancient Wisdom or Wisdom from The Holy Scriptures, Whichever ones you would like to pick.
What is The Usefulness of This Religious, Moral or Ethical, Social or Cultual Wisdom?
None of this is settled.
Wisdom is like Love. The Real functional Behaviouralism of Sexual Lust is Babies & Population Controlling Diseases, While Love gets all the press and is quite literally, Etymologically; Indefinable. Love is used to suit whatever purpose or agenda that one wishes to promote.
Wisdom is; Whatever suits our interests.
If there is a Real Wisdom; It is The Great Class of Rules of Thumb.
Common Sense in Application. What allows a Lever to push a stone from a path or allows a dowser woman to set a broken toe.
That is The Only Useful sort of Wisdom that Serves a Measurable Stick that may be laid end to end, for however many days a soul is trapped in the continuum of realities.
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Conventional Secret Societies
Such Organizations which may or may not be Secretive, or hold secrets or such...
Often claim to hold as their secrets; The Wisdom of The Ages,
Or Lost Wisdom, or Ancient Wisdom.
What is this Wisdom that they speak of?
What is the funcitonality of This Wisdom?
Is This Wisdom Power? Power & Influence Over Others?
Power & Influence over Oneself?
Is it Knowledge? Technological Knowledge? Knowledge of Physics & Chemistry? Knowledge of UnDefined Forces?
Is it a Deeper Understanding of Gravity & ElectroMagnetism?
What is The Functionality of This Wisdom?
Will it Bring the bearer of Wisdom; Happiness, Wealth or Immortality?
Is this sort of Wisdom the kind that will provide the bearer with Happiness, or merely Enlighten them so that whatever their circumstances, they will be Happy?
Is Wisdom Related to Justice? Is The Wiseman one that despenses Justice evenly? Is there a kind of Justice, Genuine, True Justice that is not administered Evenly? There may be. This Uneven Justice may be concerned, Not with the Human Condition or Human Rights, but with a Greater Service for which humans serve some menial contributory role...
Or perhaps none at all.
It may be that The Wise Man serves this Greater, Greatest Good and The Affairs of Men are Inconsequential.
How can a Seeker of Wisdom know when they have found True Wisdom, or merely The Protocols to An Agenda which deters one from The Path of Genuine Wisdom?
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The Axiom that i believe is most true when seeking wisdom;
Is that The Mechanical Process of Life is An Amazing Thing,
And that The Representative Members of This Class of Entities are all Equal. One that respects Life, would Respect The Fly or Amoebae or Elephant or Classical Musician or Painter with The Same Elemental Respect.
And that The Life and Existence of The Butterfly is Not less than The Collective Sentience of The Most Conscious Giant Mechanical Ant.
In Essence : That Wisdom that Featherless Parakeets would hope to find, is The Same Wisdom that A Butterfly Understands while floating on The Wind.
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The Trouble with Magick
The Trouble with Magick and Wisdom, The Ancient Secrets, Ethics & Morality--
Is that they are all just tools, like hammers, pencils & electrons, gravity & the depth of zero, and consequently; only allow the magickian to accomplish what they might just as easily succeed at with ordinary toothpicks.
If one presupposes that Ethics & Morality, which have been argued about for hundreds of thousands of years, are just words to put labels on what our natural instincts are, or their opposites.
How can it be that what we were meant to be, is the perfect opposite of what we most desire to be?
Or if : Moraltiy & Ethics are really our natural instincts, then why is there endless arguing about them.
If there was any grand revelation that The Ancients discovered, and kept a secret from the damp masses; it would be that the purpose of existence somehow transcended all that ordinary tools could not be used to achieve.
Ordinary Witches use magick to attain all the things that featherless parakeets strive for.
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Most promises of Great Wisdom, or Ancient Secrets, are predicated on The Assumption that there is something that is just beyound what is commonly known. The Great Truth is Familiar, And Right on The Tip of your Tongue. Discovering it will be reminding you of what you already know. The Anceint Wisdom is something that is hidden in plain sight, it is known to everyone, and we've forgotten it because we grew up and accepted that everything that seems real, is real, which is incorrect.
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Is there a wisdom that surpasses the desires of a butterfly?
Is there a great secret that reveals what is more desirable than mere happiness, which may only be the avoidance of suffering.
What have been the great prizes that have been sought for. . .
A Mountain of Trinkets
Eternal Tedium
Freedom from Anxiety
Puppet Master
Continuous Orgasms
Complete Relexation
Achieving Impossible Things
Believing The UnBelievable
Discover Simplicity
Silence from Chaos
Freedom from Confusion
Accepting that Everything is Exactly What it Is, Nothing is What it is not. Everthing is True, Everything is Beautiful.
Seeing Around Corners
Giving into Every Natural Desire
An Encyclopedia of The World
Peaceful Sleep
Satisfying Busywork
Respect of Ones Peers
New Sensations
Creating Perfect Order
Merging with The Mind of gawd
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The Most Magickal Thing in The World is that The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that There is No Magick.
The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that what is Real is Not Real.
The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that what is UnReal is Real.
The Sentient Mind Allows Randomality to Take Form & Become Reality.
The Great Wisdom is putting that aside.
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Having No Desires. Allowing The Universe to Flow Around you...
It is not possible to Not Follow The Dao.
Everything is Exactly as it should be.
Everything that will be; Is Exactly as it should be.
What will be, is not meant to be. It just will be.
The great truth : Is that there is no great truth.
There are only the one simple truth that is forever unknowable.
By Dan Brown; Renowned Hack Novelist.
i got to thinking more about The Nature of Wisdom.
It has long been my assertion that Knowledge comes in basically two flavors. The Fancy Named Icecream Flavors, and The Flavors that are actually enjoyable.
When it comes to real world flavors of knowledge, There are the flavors of knowledge that are thought to be completely true, And then there are the flavors that are genuinely useful.
The kinds of knowledge that make radios work, keep refrigerators cold, stovetops hot & airplanes in the air. The Fancy Names that are given to these latter types of knowledge would like to take credit for their usefulness, but in practice, the names and theories of how things work routinely shift from decade to decade. And all the while, radios still work, stovetops stay hot and airplanes only occasionally fall from the sky.
And then there is this issue of Ancient Wisdom or Wisdom from The Holy Scriptures, Whichever ones you would like to pick.
What is The Usefulness of This Religious, Moral or Ethical, Social or Cultual Wisdom?
None of this is settled.
Wisdom is like Love. The Real functional Behaviouralism of Sexual Lust is Babies & Population Controlling Diseases, While Love gets all the press and is quite literally, Etymologically; Indefinable. Love is used to suit whatever purpose or agenda that one wishes to promote.
Wisdom is; Whatever suits our interests.
If there is a Real Wisdom; It is The Great Class of Rules of Thumb.
Common Sense in Application. What allows a Lever to push a stone from a path or allows a dowser woman to set a broken toe.
That is The Only Useful sort of Wisdom that Serves a Measurable Stick that may be laid end to end, for however many days a soul is trapped in the continuum of realities.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o
Conventional Secret Societies
Such Organizations which may or may not be Secretive, or hold secrets or such...
Often claim to hold as their secrets; The Wisdom of The Ages,
Or Lost Wisdom, or Ancient Wisdom.
What is this Wisdom that they speak of?
What is the funcitonality of This Wisdom?
Is This Wisdom Power? Power & Influence Over Others?
Power & Influence over Oneself?
Is it Knowledge? Technological Knowledge? Knowledge of Physics & Chemistry? Knowledge of UnDefined Forces?
Is it a Deeper Understanding of Gravity & ElectroMagnetism?
What is The Functionality of This Wisdom?
Will it Bring the bearer of Wisdom; Happiness, Wealth or Immortality?
Is this sort of Wisdom the kind that will provide the bearer with Happiness, or merely Enlighten them so that whatever their circumstances, they will be Happy?
Is Wisdom Related to Justice? Is The Wiseman one that despenses Justice evenly? Is there a kind of Justice, Genuine, True Justice that is not administered Evenly? There may be. This Uneven Justice may be concerned, Not with the Human Condition or Human Rights, but with a Greater Service for which humans serve some menial contributory role...
Or perhaps none at all.
It may be that The Wise Man serves this Greater, Greatest Good and The Affairs of Men are Inconsequential.
How can a Seeker of Wisdom know when they have found True Wisdom, or merely The Protocols to An Agenda which deters one from The Path of Genuine Wisdom?
- -
The Axiom that i believe is most true when seeking wisdom;
Is that The Mechanical Process of Life is An Amazing Thing,
And that The Representative Members of This Class of Entities are all Equal. One that respects Life, would Respect The Fly or Amoebae or Elephant or Classical Musician or Painter with The Same Elemental Respect.
And that The Life and Existence of The Butterfly is Not less than The Collective Sentience of The Most Conscious Giant Mechanical Ant.
In Essence : That Wisdom that Featherless Parakeets would hope to find, is The Same Wisdom that A Butterfly Understands while floating on The Wind.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o
The Trouble with Magick
The Trouble with Magick and Wisdom, The Ancient Secrets, Ethics & Morality--
Is that they are all just tools, like hammers, pencils & electrons, gravity & the depth of zero, and consequently; only allow the magickian to accomplish what they might just as easily succeed at with ordinary toothpicks.
If one presupposes that Ethics & Morality, which have been argued about for hundreds of thousands of years, are just words to put labels on what our natural instincts are, or their opposites.
How can it be that what we were meant to be, is the perfect opposite of what we most desire to be?
Or if : Moraltiy & Ethics are really our natural instincts, then why is there endless arguing about them.
If there was any grand revelation that The Ancients discovered, and kept a secret from the damp masses; it would be that the purpose of existence somehow transcended all that ordinary tools could not be used to achieve.
Ordinary Witches use magick to attain all the things that featherless parakeets strive for.
- -
Most promises of Great Wisdom, or Ancient Secrets, are predicated on The Assumption that there is something that is just beyound what is commonly known. The Great Truth is Familiar, And Right on The Tip of your Tongue. Discovering it will be reminding you of what you already know. The Anceint Wisdom is something that is hidden in plain sight, it is known to everyone, and we've forgotten it because we grew up and accepted that everything that seems real, is real, which is incorrect.
- -
Is there a wisdom that surpasses the desires of a butterfly?
Is there a great secret that reveals what is more desirable than mere happiness, which may only be the avoidance of suffering.
What have been the great prizes that have been sought for. . .
A Mountain of Trinkets
Eternal Tedium
Freedom from Anxiety
Puppet Master
Continuous Orgasms
Complete Relexation
Achieving Impossible Things
Believing The UnBelievable
Discover Simplicity
Silence from Chaos
Freedom from Confusion
Accepting that Everything is Exactly What it Is, Nothing is What it is not. Everthing is True, Everything is Beautiful.
Seeing Around Corners
Giving into Every Natural Desire
An Encyclopedia of The World
Peaceful Sleep
Satisfying Busywork
Respect of Ones Peers
New Sensations
Creating Perfect Order
Merging with The Mind of gawd
- - -
The Most Magickal Thing in The World is that The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that There is No Magick.
The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that what is Real is Not Real.
The Sentient Mind is Capable of Imagining that what is UnReal is Real.
The Sentient Mind Allows Randomality to Take Form & Become Reality.
The Great Wisdom is putting that aside.
- -
Having No Desires. Allowing The Universe to Flow Around you...
It is not possible to Not Follow The Dao.
Everything is Exactly as it should be.
Everything that will be; Is Exactly as it should be.
What will be, is not meant to be. It just will be.
The great truth : Is that there is no great truth.
There are only the one simple truth that is forever unknowable.
News Readers
Gawd! i hate journalists.
Partly because they just aren't journalists,
They're just newsreaders.
The Government or Their Vast International Military/Industrial/Entertainment/BreakfastCerals Complex hands them something to read, and they read it.
And this isn't just local ( News ) Organizations, It's all of them. Everywhere.
In a Recent Story about The Russian Spies; Sleeper Agents as it was, were described on ABC National News as one agent being; "placed in a job as a real estate agent" and another ...
Ack! i forget the actual phrases they used...!
Look On The Internet for Stories on this...
It was clear that they were reading straight from news releases put out by the government prosecutors.
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There was another story today about an alleged child molester. This mother was turned in by an internet viewer; of her shenanigans, somewhere in Europe ( ??? ).
So anyway, The point being was that the newsreaders refused to disclose exactly what she was accused of. NeverMind that they showed her face and revealed her name & where she lived, thereby disclosing the identities of her children, the victims ( ? ), But the newsreaders replaced pertinent details of actual news with vague hysterical comments such as; "We can't tell you what she was accused of, because it's just to horrible, it's the most disgusting & horrible thing i've ever read."
The point of that... and this is done routinely. ( This is a standard operating news reading propaganda tool... )
...And that is; They create a template for what they are saying is an actual news story with actual identified people, and then allow the listener/viewer to simply make the whole story!
The News Viewer is told this is A Real New Story, and you can just fill in what happened with whatever you want. And thereafter; The Viewer will happily go out the next day believing that they have a thorough and accurate understanding of what actually occurred.
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Another Crazy News Reader Propaganda Tool is to have a story of A Bank Robber, or other some such criminal activity,
And show a picture of the accused.
But this picture will be a tiny, tiny image, out of focus and grainy, with no attempt made to enlarge or enhance it any way.
So that Effectively; It could be anyone.
Why do they do this?
It is my theory that The News Reading Arm of The Fascist Local Governments are doing this to Invite all The Snoopy Dorothy's and Busy Betty's to call in with 'Tips', suggesting that all the suspicious characters in their neighborhood might be The Bank Robber.
This gives the Fascist Local Government a Renewable Source File of All The Odd Eddie's that aren't fitting in.
This is probably an Extensive File of everyone that dresses out of style, Artists and Writers in General, Independent Thinkers & Generally, Everyone that has a genuine concept of Autonomy & Individual Liberties.
Exactly the kind of people that The Police & Governments most Fear.
Partly because they just aren't journalists,
They're just newsreaders.
The Government or Their Vast International Military/Industrial/Entertainment/BreakfastCerals Complex hands them something to read, and they read it.
And this isn't just local ( News ) Organizations, It's all of them. Everywhere.
In a Recent Story about The Russian Spies; Sleeper Agents as it was, were described on ABC National News as one agent being; "placed in a job as a real estate agent" and another ...
Ack! i forget the actual phrases they used...!
Look On The Internet for Stories on this...
It was clear that they were reading straight from news releases put out by the government prosecutors.
- -
There was another story today about an alleged child molester. This mother was turned in by an internet viewer; of her shenanigans, somewhere in Europe ( ??? ).
So anyway, The point being was that the newsreaders refused to disclose exactly what she was accused of. NeverMind that they showed her face and revealed her name & where she lived, thereby disclosing the identities of her children, the victims ( ? ), But the newsreaders replaced pertinent details of actual news with vague hysterical comments such as; "We can't tell you what she was accused of, because it's just to horrible, it's the most disgusting & horrible thing i've ever read."
The point of that... and this is done routinely. ( This is a standard operating news reading propaganda tool... )
...And that is; They create a template for what they are saying is an actual news story with actual identified people, and then allow the listener/viewer to simply make the whole story!
The News Viewer is told this is A Real New Story, and you can just fill in what happened with whatever you want. And thereafter; The Viewer will happily go out the next day believing that they have a thorough and accurate understanding of what actually occurred.
- -
Another Crazy News Reader Propaganda Tool is to have a story of A Bank Robber, or other some such criminal activity,
And show a picture of the accused.
But this picture will be a tiny, tiny image, out of focus and grainy, with no attempt made to enlarge or enhance it any way.
So that Effectively; It could be anyone.
Why do they do this?
It is my theory that The News Reading Arm of The Fascist Local Governments are doing this to Invite all The Snoopy Dorothy's and Busy Betty's to call in with 'Tips', suggesting that all the suspicious characters in their neighborhood might be The Bank Robber.
This gives the Fascist Local Government a Renewable Source File of All The Odd Eddie's that aren't fitting in.
This is probably an Extensive File of everyone that dresses out of style, Artists and Writers in General, Independent Thinkers & Generally, Everyone that has a genuine concept of Autonomy & Individual Liberties.
Exactly the kind of people that The Police & Governments most Fear.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
A Small Reflection on The Gulf Spill...
Is The Oil Spill in The Gulf of Mexico Going to be a Boon for The Wildlife there?
It seems to me that for most of The Gulf, The Oil is Dispersing for The Most Part, Upward towards the surface; Leaving the Sea Floor & Midline Water Comparatively Pollution Free; And Until The Oil is Stopped Up, All That Sea Life is Enjoying a Reprieve of All The Usual Fishing.
It seems to me that for most of The Gulf, The Oil is Dispersing for The Most Part, Upward towards the surface; Leaving the Sea Floor & Midline Water Comparatively Pollution Free; And Until The Oil is Stopped Up, All That Sea Life is Enjoying a Reprieve of All The Usual Fishing.
UnCode Number TwentySix
UnCode Number TwentySix
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This UnCode was Created with A Structural Hint Built into it,
So that if you ever get confused, You can refer to the preserved Structure to figure out where to put your Q-Tip, And Continue Reading.
It doesn't seem to happen in this example;
But it's entirely possible, perhaps even likely,
That A given line of Plain Text may Escape UnCoding.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Mysteries of Aging
- - - - -
"Theo Ldm Aid"
Isa w her ina br O adwaycar,
Th ewo Manim i ghtgr owto be;
Ife l tmyl ov erloo kath er
An dth entu rnsu ddenlyto me.
Herha irw asdu lla nddr ewn olig ht,
Andy eti tsc olo rwasa smi ne;
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Tholo' veh adne ver madet hems hine.
Herb ody wasa thi n ggrow nthin,
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Hers oul wasf roz eninth ed ark,
Unwar medforev erbylov es'flam e.
Ife l tmyl ov erloo kath er
An dth entu rnsu ddenlyto me —
Hise yes were magi ctode fy
Th ewo Manis h allne verbe.
Sarahtea Sdale
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To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This UnCode was Created with A Structural Hint Built into it,
So that if you ever get confused, You can refer to the preserved Structure to figure out where to put your Q-Tip, And Continue Reading.
It doesn't seem to happen in this example;
But it's entirely possible, perhaps even likely,
That A given line of Plain Text may Escape UnCoding.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Mysteries of Aging
- - - - -
"Theo Ldm Aid"
Isa w her ina br O adwaycar,
Th ewo Manim i ghtgr owto be;
Ife l tmyl ov erloo kath er
An dth entu rnsu ddenlyto me.
Herha irw asdu lla nddr ewn olig ht,
Andy eti tsc olo rwasa smi ne;
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Tholo' veh adne ver madet hems hine.
Herb ody wasa thi n ggrow nthin,
Hung ryforl ove that neve rcame;
Hers oul wasf roz eninth ed ark,
Unwar medforev erbylov es'flam e.
Ife l tmyl ov erloo kath er
An dth entu rnsu ddenlyto me —
Hise yes were magi ctode fy
Th ewo Manis h allne verbe.
Sarahtea Sdale
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
i am sick of vampires!
i am officially sick of vampires.
What i would now like to see;
are films & TV shows about a new Genre of monsters.
There are plenty to choose from...
My Favorite is Ghouls.
Ghouls are just Ordinary People that like to eat the flesh of recently deceased people.
They don't have any Real SuperPowers,
But they have a Ability to Disregard all Cultural Taboos.
They are able to Think & Act Completely Free of All Cultural Restraints.
This is Far beyound the trivial & inconsequential lawlessness of The Petty or Career Criminal,
Complete Freedom from Cultural Programming is A Remarkable Gift.
Batman is to Superman as Ghouls are to Vampires.
Idea for TV Show:
Zophiel's Basement
Tentative Title
A TV Series; A Cross between The Addams Family & The Munsters + Everything else.
The Wife is The Frankenstein Monster, The Husband, A Perfectly Ordinary Accountant, Polite but has secret powers. The Daughter; Zophiel, is a Werewolf & Fallen Angel, Who came to the family by some means, never quite specified. The son is an aquatic creature. Fish like head, tiny arms & legs and large tadpole like tail. He is unable to get around on land very easily, so he usually gets around in a wheelchair like contraption. The Grandmother is a perfectly reasonable witch, and there's a caretaker of their very large, museum like home, that is a slightly larger than normal, cyclopean with too many arms.
There is a Cemetery near by, where ghouls live. The ghouls are friendly, but never betray their love of eating dead human flesh.
There is much Magick & Incomprehensible Science.
In this timeless reality there are numerous elements that suggest that it is taking place in the distant past or far flung future.
The children go to a very conventional public school where 80% of the children are perfectly normal, and the remaining children, very odd.
Much of what goes on peripherally is completely incomprehensible.
The gist of the program deals with perfectly ordinary sociological, philosophical & ancient religious dilemmas. The strangeness is always in the background.
The humor of the show is more Prairie Home Companion than Gilligan's Island.
Various Monsters to Fill in The Gaps.
Ripped from Numerous UnSpecified Blogs & Wikipedia.
• ExtraTerrestrial Types / See Flying Saucer Files in Documents
• Oannes ( The Anunnaki / Walking Fish People )
• The Greys Large Headed Beings with Almond Shaped Eyes & Frail Diminutive Bodies
• The Reptilians Silurians / Big Lizards / Live around Shasta Mountain in Oregon / Very Bad
• The Nordics Associated most frequently with ‘Contactees’ / Very Good, But Highly Impotent
• Aghartians Asiatic or Nordic humans who live under the Gobi desert and surrounding areas
• Alpha-Draconians Reptilian beings who Originated on Terra Tens of Millions of years ago,
• Altairians Alleged Reptilian inhabitants of the Altair stellar system in the constellation Aquila
• Amphibians Amphibian-like features and are semi-aquatic in nature.
• The Anakim Aka: The Elders / Elder Race / Giants /
• Andromedas The Andromedan Council / They want everything that's ET, off the planet.
• Antarctican This is allegedly a secret area of operations for both human and reptilian beings.
• Arcturians Arcturus is one of the most advanced civilizations in our entire galaxy.
• Atlans These are humans, that inhabit vast and complex cavern-cities beneath southern Brazil
• Biavilans Refer to Agharians
• Big Foot Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. See what or Who Big Foot really is.
• Bernarians Inhabitants of the 'Bernard's Star' system.
• Booteans Reptilians from the 'Bootes' system.
• Burrowers Another mutation of the saurian or serpent race that is capable of burrowing through the earth.
• Buttahs Being that dwells in spiritual darkness.
• Cetians Aka: Tau Cetians ) A human race of 'Mediterranean' or 'South American'
• Chameleon Reptilians genetically bred to enable themselves to appear 'human'.
• Dinosauroids (Human Dinosaurs...Saurians) /
• Dracos Mothmen The leader elite of the Reptilians are the 'Draco'.
• Draco-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by reptilian entities.
• Dragonworms These creatures are largely subterranean and have been reported on very rare occasions.
• Dwarfs Diminutive humans who live in northern California and the south-eastern Arizona
• Dropas Crashed on the Sino-Tibetan Border in 10,000 B.C.
• El Giants are defined as 'Els', El Anakims, based on the mythed 'EL-der Race.
• The Culhua Serpent race or giants/ Aryans/ Ethiopians/Phoenecians/ Reds/
• Eva-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by 'human' entities.
• Gizan ( Gizahn ) The 'Gizeh People' have been referred to by the Pleiadians (Billy Meier contacts)
• Grails These are saurian 'grey' type entities which are apparently somewhat taller t
• The Greens Humans of 'normal' size, yet who possess an olive-green skin color.
• The Greys Zeta Reticulans
• Deros These are the beings from which comes our legends of leprachauns and trolls.
• Gypsies Several sources refer to the Gypsies as having some connection with the UFO mystery.
• Hav-Musuvs Aka: Suvians ) / Prominent in Paihute Indian tradition
• Homins Homins’ is the name given to large, human-like creatures that are reported across the world.
• Hu-Brid 'Hybrids' possessing reptilian and human genetic coding yet who possess a human soul-matrix.
• Hyadeans The Hyades in the constellation Taurus, another group of refugees from the ancient Lyran wars.
• Hybrids Human and reptilian beings
• Hybrid - Grey
a. Gray 2- 5 feet tall
b. Gray 3- 7 feet tall
c. Gray 4- mushroom white skin
d. Gray 5- brown skin
e. Gray 6- Black skin
f. Gray 7 -have large eyes with a mictating membrane which can extend across the eye
g. Gray 8- has midnight blue eyes
h. Gray 9- has fine small amounts of hair on their heads
i. Gray 10- has 4 fingers
j. Gray 11- with 3 or 4 fingers and another finger positioned where the human thumb would be
k. Gray 12- whose fingers end with suction cups
• Human Type Aliens
a. Iguanoids Approximately 4-5 ft. tall, with 'Iguana-like' appearance yet 'hominoid' configuration.
• Ikels Or Satyrs Small hairy humanoids with cloven hoofs which inhabit deep caverns beneath South America
• Insiders Residents, either permanent or temporary, of the various different secret-societies
• Janosian This is allegedly a planet on which human beings live or once lived.
• Jawas Another group of extraterrestrials has been termed the 'Jawas'
• Korendian Humans allegedly living on a colonized planet known as 'Korender'.
• Leviathans Sea saurian 'sea serpents' such as the so-called 'Loch Ness Monster'.
• Light Beings..Light Workers / Use the human body as a tool to work on this earth plane.
• Lyran Supposing that the human inhabitants of Lyra
• Martians Inhabitants of the planet Mars,
• MIB's Also referred to as the 'Men In Black' or 'Horlocks'.
• The Moon-Eyes A race of peaceable humans some 7-8 ft. tall, with pale-blue skin and large 'wrap-around' eyes
• Mothmen Largely subterranean, pterodactyloid-like hominoids with bat-like wings.
• Nagas Also referred to as the 'Reptoids', 'Reptiloids', 'Reptons', 'Homo-saurus', 'Lizard-men'
• Nordics ( Wingmakers? ) Blonde, Blue-Eyed, Angular Faces. Commonly refered to as the Elohim.
• The Orange These entities largely converge beneath southern Nevada, northern New Mexico
• Orions Some claim that 'negative' entities have been associated with some of the stars in the Orion
• Reptilian ( Draconian, Serpent )
• Zombies Humans with alien brain implants programmed to help overthrow Mankind
• Robotic These aliens tend to be of artificial construction, usually some kind of shiny metal,
• The Chupacabra beast is considered by many ufologists to be an extension of this alien classification.
• Other Alien Creatures / India's Monkey Man /
• Apparition/Hologram An insubstantial entity, existing in sight and sound only but devoid of any physical mass.
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• Or a TV Series Based on : The Cthulhu Mythos
• H. P. Lovecraft
• The Miskatonic Library / Miskatonic University; Arkham, Massachusetts
• Dunwich, Massachusetts / Essentially Disowned & Hidden by MA after The D Horror / Contains Ancient Myst- Stone Circles
• Innsmouth, Massachusetts / Controlled by The Esoteric Order of Dagon / Contains many of The Deep Ones
• Yuggoth = Pluto
• The Undersea City of R'lyeh / 47 degrees 9 minutes south, 126 degrees 43 minutes west.
• The Plateau of Leng / Moves around
• The Dreamlands / A Reality of Great Beauty & Horror accessible through ones Innocent Dreams
• Irem, City of Pillars / An Ancient Historically Islamic City imitating The Celestial Paradise / Unknown Location
• Necronomicron By The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred / Catch all History & Encyclopedia of The Great Old Ones
• De Vermis Mysteriis / Mysteries of The Worm / By The Wizard Ludwig Prinn
• Azathoth / The Blind Idiot of All Chaos that lays bloated at The Center of The Universe / The Troll Queen ?
• Nyarlathotep / The Black Man / The Coyote Trickster of The C Mythos
• Shub-Niggurath / The Principle or Element of Fertility
• Yog-Sothoth / One with Space & Time / Floating Iridescent Sphere(s
• Yog-Sothoth, Who is All-in-One & One-In-All
• Cthulhu / A Relatively Minor Agent of The Great Old One / Sleeping in The City of R'lyeh
• Hastur the Unspeakable / Air Element
• Mi-go/Fungi from Yuggoth / Crustacean-like fungoid beings / They serve Nyarlathotep and Shub-Niggurath at times, but often seem independent in their motivations.
• Ithaqua The Wind Walker shall ride the spaces among the stars / Windigo / Far North Ice Being
• Cthugha / The Dweller of Darkness / The Fire Element / Subservient of Fomalhaut
• Glaaki / The Inhabitant of The Lake / Slug like creature
• Dagon / ( Mistakenly thought of by NonPhilistines as a FishGod ) / Agriculture Deity
• Nyogtha / Black Amorphous Mass / Earth Element /
• Shuddle M'ell / Leader of an Underground Species; The Cthonians
• Tsathoggua / Furry Toad / Lives in the cavern world of N'kaia /
• Yig / Snake headed man / Agent of vengeance for Snakes done wrong
• Byakhee / Winged creatures which dwell in the depths of space near Aldebaran
• Deep Ones / Undersea dwellers which look like a cross between humans and fish (or frogs).Serve Dagon and Cthulhu.
• Great Race of Yith / Time-travelling beings with no true physical form, they occupied the bodies of immense iridescent cone-shaped creatures millions of years ago.
• Hounds of Tindalos / Creatures which dwell in the distant past. / They manifest themselves through angles, and cannot enter an area in which all surfaces are curved.
• The Ancient Crinoid Race / Elder Things/Old Ones / Starfish shaped beings that once lived in the city in Antarctica
• Umr at-Tawil / Overseer of The Ancient Ones, Humans that have transcended their mortal forms
• Lloigor
• Zhar
• Tsathoggua
• Shoggoths ( Shapeshifting Cattle of The Old Ones )
• Nodens; Lord of The Great Abyss / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Kthanid / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Bast / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• MONSTERS AND CREATURES
• abominable snowman
• Argus
• banshee
• basilisk
• behemoth
• Bigfoot
• bogie
• brownie
• Cadborosaurus (Caddy)
• centaur
• Cerberus
• Chimera
• chupacabra
• cockatrice
• Cthulhu
• Cyclops
• demon
• devil
• dragon
• elf
• erl-king
• fairy
• faun
• Frankenstein
• gnome
• goblin
• Gorgon
• Grendel
• griffin
• harpy
• hippogriff
• hobbit
• Hydra
• jinn
• kraken
• leviathan
• Lilith
• Loch Ness Monster
• loup-garou
• lycanthrope
• manticore
• mermaid
• merman
• Minotaur
• Nessie
• Ogopogo
• orc
• Pegasus
• phoenix
• Sasquatch
• satyr
• Scylla
• sea serpent
• sea snake
• shape-shifter
• siren
• Sphinx
• thunderbird
• Tiamat
• troll
• Typhon
• unicorn
• urchin
• vampire
• werewolf
• windigo
• witch
• yeti
And to Fight The Monster(s
You'd need :
• Examples of The Überman / Man of Jen / Philosopher Knight /
• “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
• Any Generic Renaissance Man
• Any Generic Polymath / Polyglot
• Leonardo da Vinci
• Batman
• Generic Jedi Knight
• Thomas Jefferson
• Doc Savage
• Derek Flint
• James Bond
• Indiana Jones
• James T. Kirk
• Robin Hood
• Zorro
• Ellen Ripley
• T. E. Lawrence
• Shane
• Napoleon Solo
• MacGyver
• Darrell Zero
• Trinity
• Jeeves
• Westley in The Princess Bride
• Tarzan
• Kwi Chang Cane
• Jason ( & The Argonauts )
• Romulus ( & Remus )
• Examples of The ÄntiÜberman / Evil Villain /
• Michael Corleone
• Darth Vader
• Dracula
• Dr. Hannibal Lecter
• Any Given Villain from The Batman Comix Series
• Adolf Hitler
What i would now like to see;
are films & TV shows about a new Genre of monsters.
There are plenty to choose from...
My Favorite is Ghouls.
Ghouls are just Ordinary People that like to eat the flesh of recently deceased people.
They don't have any Real SuperPowers,
But they have a Ability to Disregard all Cultural Taboos.
They are able to Think & Act Completely Free of All Cultural Restraints.
This is Far beyound the trivial & inconsequential lawlessness of The Petty or Career Criminal,
Complete Freedom from Cultural Programming is A Remarkable Gift.
Batman is to Superman as Ghouls are to Vampires.
Idea for TV Show:
Zophiel's Basement
Tentative Title
A TV Series; A Cross between The Addams Family & The Munsters + Everything else.
The Wife is The Frankenstein Monster, The Husband, A Perfectly Ordinary Accountant, Polite but has secret powers. The Daughter; Zophiel, is a Werewolf & Fallen Angel, Who came to the family by some means, never quite specified. The son is an aquatic creature. Fish like head, tiny arms & legs and large tadpole like tail. He is unable to get around on land very easily, so he usually gets around in a wheelchair like contraption. The Grandmother is a perfectly reasonable witch, and there's a caretaker of their very large, museum like home, that is a slightly larger than normal, cyclopean with too many arms.
There is a Cemetery near by, where ghouls live. The ghouls are friendly, but never betray their love of eating dead human flesh.
There is much Magick & Incomprehensible Science.
In this timeless reality there are numerous elements that suggest that it is taking place in the distant past or far flung future.
The children go to a very conventional public school where 80% of the children are perfectly normal, and the remaining children, very odd.
Much of what goes on peripherally is completely incomprehensible.
The gist of the program deals with perfectly ordinary sociological, philosophical & ancient religious dilemmas. The strangeness is always in the background.
The humor of the show is more Prairie Home Companion than Gilligan's Island.
Various Monsters to Fill in The Gaps.
Ripped from Numerous UnSpecified Blogs & Wikipedia.
• ExtraTerrestrial Types / See Flying Saucer Files in Documents
• Oannes ( The Anunnaki / Walking Fish People )
• The Greys Large Headed Beings with Almond Shaped Eyes & Frail Diminutive Bodies
• The Reptilians Silurians / Big Lizards / Live around Shasta Mountain in Oregon / Very Bad
• The Nordics Associated most frequently with ‘Contactees’ / Very Good, But Highly Impotent
• Aghartians Asiatic or Nordic humans who live under the Gobi desert and surrounding areas
• Alpha-Draconians Reptilian beings who Originated on Terra Tens of Millions of years ago,
• Altairians Alleged Reptilian inhabitants of the Altair stellar system in the constellation Aquila
• Amphibians Amphibian-like features and are semi-aquatic in nature.
• The Anakim Aka: The Elders / Elder Race / Giants /
• Andromedas The Andromedan Council / They want everything that's ET, off the planet.
• Antarctican This is allegedly a secret area of operations for both human and reptilian beings.
• Arcturians Arcturus is one of the most advanced civilizations in our entire galaxy.
• Atlans These are humans, that inhabit vast and complex cavern-cities beneath southern Brazil
• Biavilans Refer to Agharians
• Big Foot Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. See what or Who Big Foot really is.
• Bernarians Inhabitants of the 'Bernard's Star' system.
• Booteans Reptilians from the 'Bootes' system.
• Burrowers Another mutation of the saurian or serpent race that is capable of burrowing through the earth.
• Buttahs Being that dwells in spiritual darkness.
• Cetians Aka: Tau Cetians ) A human race of 'Mediterranean' or 'South American'
• Chameleon Reptilians genetically bred to enable themselves to appear 'human'.
• Dinosauroids (Human Dinosaurs...Saurians) /
• Dracos Mothmen The leader elite of the Reptilians are the 'Draco'.
• Draco-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by reptilian entities.
• Dragonworms These creatures are largely subterranean and have been reported on very rare occasions.
• Dwarfs Diminutive humans who live in northern California and the south-eastern Arizona
• Dropas Crashed on the Sino-Tibetan Border in 10,000 B.C.
• El Giants are defined as 'Els', El Anakims, based on the mythed 'EL-der Race.
• The Culhua Serpent race or giants/ Aryans/ Ethiopians/Phoenecians/ Reds/
• Eva-Borgs Cybernetic forms controlled by 'human' entities.
• Gizan ( Gizahn ) The 'Gizeh People' have been referred to by the Pleiadians (Billy Meier contacts)
• Grails These are saurian 'grey' type entities which are apparently somewhat taller t
• The Greens Humans of 'normal' size, yet who possess an olive-green skin color.
• The Greys Zeta Reticulans
• Deros These are the beings from which comes our legends of leprachauns and trolls.
• Gypsies Several sources refer to the Gypsies as having some connection with the UFO mystery.
• Hav-Musuvs Aka: Suvians ) / Prominent in Paihute Indian tradition
• Homins Homins’ is the name given to large, human-like creatures that are reported across the world.
• Hu-Brid 'Hybrids' possessing reptilian and human genetic coding yet who possess a human soul-matrix.
• Hyadeans The Hyades in the constellation Taurus, another group of refugees from the ancient Lyran wars.
• Hybrids Human and reptilian beings
• Hybrid - Grey
a. Gray 2- 5 feet tall
b. Gray 3- 7 feet tall
c. Gray 4- mushroom white skin
d. Gray 5- brown skin
e. Gray 6- Black skin
f. Gray 7 -have large eyes with a mictating membrane which can extend across the eye
g. Gray 8- has midnight blue eyes
h. Gray 9- has fine small amounts of hair on their heads
i. Gray 10- has 4 fingers
j. Gray 11- with 3 or 4 fingers and another finger positioned where the human thumb would be
k. Gray 12- whose fingers end with suction cups
• Human Type Aliens
a. Iguanoids Approximately 4-5 ft. tall, with 'Iguana-like' appearance yet 'hominoid' configuration.
• Ikels Or Satyrs Small hairy humanoids with cloven hoofs which inhabit deep caverns beneath South America
• Insiders Residents, either permanent or temporary, of the various different secret-societies
• Janosian This is allegedly a planet on which human beings live or once lived.
• Jawas Another group of extraterrestrials has been termed the 'Jawas'
• Korendian Humans allegedly living on a colonized planet known as 'Korender'.
• Leviathans Sea saurian 'sea serpents' such as the so-called 'Loch Ness Monster'.
• Light Beings..Light Workers / Use the human body as a tool to work on this earth plane.
• Lyran Supposing that the human inhabitants of Lyra
• Martians Inhabitants of the planet Mars,
• MIB's Also referred to as the 'Men In Black' or 'Horlocks'.
• The Moon-Eyes A race of peaceable humans some 7-8 ft. tall, with pale-blue skin and large 'wrap-around' eyes
• Mothmen Largely subterranean, pterodactyloid-like hominoids with bat-like wings.
• Nagas Also referred to as the 'Reptoids', 'Reptiloids', 'Reptons', 'Homo-saurus', 'Lizard-men'
• Nordics ( Wingmakers? ) Blonde, Blue-Eyed, Angular Faces. Commonly refered to as the Elohim.
• The Orange These entities largely converge beneath southern Nevada, northern New Mexico
• Orions Some claim that 'negative' entities have been associated with some of the stars in the Orion
• Reptilian ( Draconian, Serpent )
• Zombies Humans with alien brain implants programmed to help overthrow Mankind
• Robotic These aliens tend to be of artificial construction, usually some kind of shiny metal,
• The Chupacabra beast is considered by many ufologists to be an extension of this alien classification.
• Other Alien Creatures / India's Monkey Man /
• Apparition/Hologram An insubstantial entity, existing in sight and sound only but devoid of any physical mass.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
• Or a TV Series Based on : The Cthulhu Mythos
• H. P. Lovecraft
• The Miskatonic Library / Miskatonic University; Arkham, Massachusetts
• Dunwich, Massachusetts / Essentially Disowned & Hidden by MA after The D Horror / Contains Ancient Myst- Stone Circles
• Innsmouth, Massachusetts / Controlled by The Esoteric Order of Dagon / Contains many of The Deep Ones
• Yuggoth = Pluto
• The Undersea City of R'lyeh / 47 degrees 9 minutes south, 126 degrees 43 minutes west.
• The Plateau of Leng / Moves around
• The Dreamlands / A Reality of Great Beauty & Horror accessible through ones Innocent Dreams
• Irem, City of Pillars / An Ancient Historically Islamic City imitating The Celestial Paradise / Unknown Location
• Necronomicron By The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred / Catch all History & Encyclopedia of The Great Old Ones
• De Vermis Mysteriis / Mysteries of The Worm / By The Wizard Ludwig Prinn
• Azathoth / The Blind Idiot of All Chaos that lays bloated at The Center of The Universe / The Troll Queen ?
• Nyarlathotep / The Black Man / The Coyote Trickster of The C Mythos
• Shub-Niggurath / The Principle or Element of Fertility
• Yog-Sothoth / One with Space & Time / Floating Iridescent Sphere(s
• Yog-Sothoth, Who is All-in-One & One-In-All
• Cthulhu / A Relatively Minor Agent of The Great Old One / Sleeping in The City of R'lyeh
• Hastur the Unspeakable / Air Element
• Mi-go/Fungi from Yuggoth / Crustacean-like fungoid beings / They serve Nyarlathotep and Shub-Niggurath at times, but often seem independent in their motivations.
• Ithaqua The Wind Walker shall ride the spaces among the stars / Windigo / Far North Ice Being
• Cthugha / The Dweller of Darkness / The Fire Element / Subservient of Fomalhaut
• Glaaki / The Inhabitant of The Lake / Slug like creature
• Dagon / ( Mistakenly thought of by NonPhilistines as a FishGod ) / Agriculture Deity
• Nyogtha / Black Amorphous Mass / Earth Element /
• Shuddle M'ell / Leader of an Underground Species; The Cthonians
• Tsathoggua / Furry Toad / Lives in the cavern world of N'kaia /
• Yig / Snake headed man / Agent of vengeance for Snakes done wrong
• Byakhee / Winged creatures which dwell in the depths of space near Aldebaran
• Deep Ones / Undersea dwellers which look like a cross between humans and fish (or frogs).Serve Dagon and Cthulhu.
• Great Race of Yith / Time-travelling beings with no true physical form, they occupied the bodies of immense iridescent cone-shaped creatures millions of years ago.
• Hounds of Tindalos / Creatures which dwell in the distant past. / They manifest themselves through angles, and cannot enter an area in which all surfaces are curved.
• The Ancient Crinoid Race / Elder Things/Old Ones / Starfish shaped beings that once lived in the city in Antarctica
• Umr at-Tawil / Overseer of The Ancient Ones, Humans that have transcended their mortal forms
• Lloigor
• Zhar
• Tsathoggua
• Shoggoths ( Shapeshifting Cattle of The Old Ones )
• Nodens; Lord of The Great Abyss / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Kthanid / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• Bast / One of The Elder Gods that Oppose The Old Ones
• MONSTERS AND CREATURES
• abominable snowman
• Argus
• banshee
• basilisk
• behemoth
• Bigfoot
• bogie
• brownie
• Cadborosaurus (Caddy)
• centaur
• Cerberus
• Chimera
• chupacabra
• cockatrice
• Cthulhu
• Cyclops
• demon
• devil
• dragon
• elf
• erl-king
• fairy
• faun
• Frankenstein
• gnome
• goblin
• Gorgon
• Grendel
• griffin
• harpy
• hippogriff
• hobbit
• Hydra
• jinn
• kraken
• leviathan
• Lilith
• Loch Ness Monster
• loup-garou
• lycanthrope
• manticore
• mermaid
• merman
• Minotaur
• Nessie
• Ogopogo
• orc
• Pegasus
• phoenix
• Sasquatch
• satyr
• Scylla
• sea serpent
• sea snake
• shape-shifter
• siren
• Sphinx
• thunderbird
• Tiamat
• troll
• Typhon
• unicorn
• urchin
• vampire
• werewolf
• windigo
• witch
• yeti
And to Fight The Monster(s
You'd need :
• Examples of The Überman / Man of Jen / Philosopher Knight /
• “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
• Any Generic Renaissance Man
• Any Generic Polymath / Polyglot
• Leonardo da Vinci
• Batman
• Generic Jedi Knight
• Thomas Jefferson
• Doc Savage
• Derek Flint
• James Bond
• Indiana Jones
• James T. Kirk
• Robin Hood
• Zorro
• Ellen Ripley
• T. E. Lawrence
• Shane
• Napoleon Solo
• MacGyver
• Darrell Zero
• Trinity
• Jeeves
• Westley in The Princess Bride
• Tarzan
• Kwi Chang Cane
• Jason ( & The Argonauts )
• Romulus ( & Remus )
• Examples of The ÄntiÜberman / Evil Villain /
• Michael Corleone
• Darth Vader
• Dracula
• Dr. Hannibal Lecter
• Any Given Villain from The Batman Comix Series
• Adolf Hitler
Thursday, July 01, 2010
UnCode Number TwentyTwo
UnCode Number TwentyTwo
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
If it takes you more than 2 minutes to figure out how to read this, you will kick yourself when you do -get it- !
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Elderly
- - - - -
"Eht Dlo Daim"
I was reh ni a Yroadwab rac,
Eht nomaw I tighm wrog ot eb;
I telf ym rovel kool ta reh
Dna nhet nurt yuddenls ot em.
Reh raih saw luld dna wred on tighl,
Dna tey sti roloc saw sa einm;
Reh syee eerw ytrangels eikl ym syee,
Oht' eovl dah reven eadm mhet ehins.
Reh yodb saw a ghint nrowg nhit,
Yungrh rof eovl that reven eamc;
Reh lous saw nrozef ni eht kard,
Dnwarmeu rorevef yb sove'l elamf.
I telf ym rovel kool ta reh
Dna nhet nurt yuddenls ot em –
Sih syee eerw cagim ot yefd
Eht nomaw I lhals reven eb.
Haras Eeasdalt
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
If it takes you more than 2 minutes to figure out how to read this, you will kick yourself when you do -get it- !
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Elderly
- - - - -
"Eht Dlo Daim"
I was reh ni a Yroadwab rac,
Eht nomaw I tighm wrog ot eb;
I telf ym rovel kool ta reh
Dna nhet nurt yuddenls ot em.
Reh raih saw luld dna wred on tighl,
Dna tey sti roloc saw sa einm;
Reh syee eerw ytrangels eikl ym syee,
Oht' eovl dah reven eadm mhet ehins.
Reh yodb saw a ghint nrowg nhit,
Yungrh rof eovl that reven eamc;
Reh lous saw nrozef ni eht kard,
Dnwarmeu rorevef yb sove'l elamf.
I telf ym rovel kool ta reh
Dna nhet nurt yuddenls ot em –
Sih syee eerw cagim ot yefd
Eht nomaw I lhals reven eb.
Haras Eeasdalt
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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UnCode Number TwentyFive
UnCode Number TwentyFive
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This one looks surprisingly encoded,
Despite that there is very, very little UnEncryption.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Mysterious Feline
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Amcavity: Hte Ymstery Act
Amcavity's a Ymstery Act: eh's aclled hte Ihdden Apw -
Ofr eh's hte amster rciminal hwo acn edfy hte Alw.
Eh's hte abfflement fo Csotland Ayrd, hte Lfying Qsuad's edspair:
Ofr hwen htey erach hte csene fo rcime - Amcavity's ont htere!
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Eh's rboken veery uhman alw, eh rbeaks hte alw fo rgavity.
Ihs opwers fo elvitation owuld amke a afkir tsare,
Nad hwen oyu erach hte csene fo rcime - Amcavity's ont htere!
Oyu amy esek ihm ni hte absement, oyu amy olok pu ni hte iar -
Ubt I etll oyu noce nad noce gaain, Amcavity's ont htere!
Cmavity's a ignger act, eh's evry atll nad htin;
Oyu owuld nkow ihm fi oyu asw ihm, ofr ihs yees rae usnken ni.
Ihs rbow si edeply ilned iwth htought, ihs ehad si ihghly odmed;
Ihs ocat si udsty rfom englect, ihs hwiskers rae nucombed.
Eh wsays ihs ehad rfom isde ot isde, iwth omvements ilke a nsake;
Nad hwen oyu htink eh's ahlf saleep, eh's laways iwde waake.
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Ofr eh's a ifend ni efline hsape, a omnster fo edpravity.
Oyu amy emet ihm ni a yb-street, oyu amy ese ihm ni hte qsuare -
Ubt hwen a rcime's idscovered, hten Amcavity's ont htere!
Eh's uotwardly erspectable. (Htey asy eh hceats ta acrds.)
Nad ihs ofotprints rae ont ofund ni nay ifle fo Csotland Ayrd's.
Nad hwen hte alrder's oloted, ro hte ejwel-case si irfled,
Ro hwen hte imlk si imssing, ro naother Epke's eben tsifled,
Ro hte rgeenhouse lgass si rboken, nad hte rtellis apst erpair -
Ya, htere's hte ownder fo hte hting! Amcavity's ont htere!
Nad hwen hte Ofreign Fofice ifnd a Rteaty's ogne satray,
Ro hte Damiralty olse osme lpans nad rdawings yb hte awy,
Htere amy eb a csrap fo apper ni hte ahll ro no hte tsair -
Ubt ti's sueless ot nivestigate - Cmavity's ont htere!
Nad hwen hte olss ahs eben idsclosed, hte Escret Esrvice asy:
`Ti umst ahve eben Amcavity!' - ubt eh's a imle waay.
Oyu'll eb usre ot ifnd ihm ersting, ro l-aicking fo ihs htumbs,
Ro negaged ni oding ocmplicated olng-division usms.
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Htere enver aws a Act fo usch edceitfulness nad usavity.
Eh laways ahs na laibi, nad noe ro wto ot psaer:
Ta hwatever itme hte eded otok lpace - AMCAVITY AWSN'T HTERE!
Nad htey asy htat lal hte Acts hwose iwcked ededs rae iwdely nkown
(I imght emntion Umngojerrie, I imght emntion Rgiddlebone)
Rae onthing omre htan gaents ofr hte Act hwo lal hte itme
Ujst ocntrols hteir poerations: hte Anpoleon fo Rcime!
Htomas Tsearns Leiot
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This one looks surprisingly encoded,
Despite that there is very, very little UnEncryption.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Mysterious Feline
- - - - -
Amcavity: Hte Ymstery Act
Amcavity's a Ymstery Act: eh's aclled hte Ihdden Apw -
Ofr eh's hte amster rciminal hwo acn edfy hte Alw.
Eh's hte abfflement fo Csotland Ayrd, hte Lfying Qsuad's edspair:
Ofr hwen htey erach hte csene fo rcime - Amcavity's ont htere!
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Eh's rboken veery uhman alw, eh rbeaks hte alw fo rgavity.
Ihs opwers fo elvitation owuld amke a afkir tsare,
Nad hwen oyu erach hte csene fo rcime - Amcavity's ont htere!
Oyu amy esek ihm ni hte absement, oyu amy olok pu ni hte iar -
Ubt I etll oyu noce nad noce gaain, Amcavity's ont htere!
Cmavity's a ignger act, eh's evry atll nad htin;
Oyu owuld nkow ihm fi oyu asw ihm, ofr ihs yees rae usnken ni.
Ihs rbow si edeply ilned iwth htought, ihs ehad si ihghly odmed;
Ihs ocat si udsty rfom englect, ihs hwiskers rae nucombed.
Eh wsays ihs ehad rfom isde ot isde, iwth omvements ilke a nsake;
Nad hwen oyu htink eh's ahlf saleep, eh's laways iwde waake.
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Ofr eh's a ifend ni efline hsape, a omnster fo edpravity.
Oyu amy emet ihm ni a yb-street, oyu amy ese ihm ni hte qsuare -
Ubt hwen a rcime's idscovered, hten Amcavity's ont htere!
Eh's uotwardly erspectable. (Htey asy eh hceats ta acrds.)
Nad ihs ofotprints rae ont ofund ni nay ifle fo Csotland Ayrd's.
Nad hwen hte alrder's oloted, ro hte ejwel-case si irfled,
Ro hwen hte imlk si imssing, ro naother Epke's eben tsifled,
Ro hte rgeenhouse lgass si rboken, nad hte rtellis apst erpair -
Ya, htere's hte ownder fo hte hting! Amcavity's ont htere!
Nad hwen hte Ofreign Fofice ifnd a Rteaty's ogne satray,
Ro hte Damiralty olse osme lpans nad rdawings yb hte awy,
Htere amy eb a csrap fo apper ni hte ahll ro no hte tsair -
Ubt ti's sueless ot nivestigate - Cmavity's ont htere!
Nad hwen hte olss ahs eben idsclosed, hte Escret Esrvice asy:
`Ti umst ahve eben Amcavity!' - ubt eh's a imle waay.
Oyu'll eb usre ot ifnd ihm ersting, ro l-aicking fo ihs htumbs,
Ro negaged ni oding ocmplicated olng-division usms.
Amcavity, Amcavity, htere's on noe ilke Amcavity,
Htere enver aws a Act fo usch edceitfulness nad usavity.
Eh laways ahs na laibi, nad noe ro wto ot psaer:
Ta hwatever itme hte eded otok lpace - AMCAVITY AWSN'T HTERE!
Nad htey asy htat lal hte Acts hwose iwcked ededs rae iwdely nkown
(I imght emntion Umngojerrie, I imght emntion Rgiddlebone)
Rae onthing omre htan gaents ofr hte Act hwo lal hte itme
Ujst ocntrols hteir poerations: hte Anpoleon fo Rcime!
Htomas Tsearns Leiot
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
UnCode Number Twenty Four
UnCode Number Twenty Four
This Encrypted Text Below is actually somewhat easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Being Up In The Air
Second Clue:
It is Opposite of UnCode Number Six
- - - - -
Ghs Ewint
God wy ool uikt eg ou oi pa s nwinh,
Ei pt nha eis rb oluu?
Gi, D ht ohini kt thp eleasantest thino
Ovea c rhilc dad ne!
Li pt nha eia rno dvet rhw ealu,
Eili C las nes ew oidt,
Livea rnt dreea snc dattla ena dlr
Evet rhc eountrysido--
Nili L lood kowo nt nhg eardeg nreet,
Nowo nt nhr eoos fb orowd--
Ni pt nha eii G rf olyina ggaiu,
Ni pt nha eia rnd dowu!
Noberl Touis Stevensor
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
This Encrypted Text Below is actually somewhat easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Being Up In The Air
Second Clue:
It is Opposite of UnCode Number Six
- - - - -
Ghs Ewint
God wy ool uikt eg ou oi pa s nwinh,
Ei pt nha eis rb oluu?
Gi, D ht ohini kt thp eleasantest thino
Ovea c rhilc dad ne!
Li pt nha eia rno dvet rhw ealu,
Eili C las nes ew oidt,
Livea rnt dreea snc dattla ena dlr
Evet rhc eountrysido--
Nili L lood kowo nt nhg eardeg nreet,
Nowo nt nhr eoos fb orowd--
Ni pt nha eii G rf olyina ggaiu,
Ni pt nha eia rnd dowu!
Noberl Touis Stevensor
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
UnCode Number FourTeen
UnCode Number FourTeen
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Baby's Cradle
- - - - -
A Lecrad Ngso
Etswe msdrea rmfo a desha,
E'ro ym lylove tsinfan adhe.
Etswe msdrea fo ntpleasa msstrea,
Yb pyhap ntsile nymoo msbea
Etswe epsle thwi ftso wndo.
Vewea hyt wsbro na ntinfa wncro.
Etswe epsle Elang ldmi,
Erhov e'ro ym pyhap ldchi.
Etswe essmil ni het htnig,
Erhov erov ym htdelig.
Etswe essmil Rsmothe essmil,
Lla het nglivelo htnig esbeguil.
Etswe nsmoa, kedoveli hssig,
Secha otn erslumb omfr hyt esey,
Etswe nsmoa, ersweet essmil,
Lla het kedoveli nsmoa esbeguil.
Epsle epsle pyhap ldchi,
Lla oncreati ptsle nda ldsm'i.
Epsle epsle, pyhap epsle.
Lewhi e'ro eeth hyt ermoth epwe
Etswe beba ni hyt cefa,
Lyho geima I anc cetra.
Etswe beba ceon keli eeth.
Hyt ermak ayl nda ptwe orf em
Ptwe orf em orf eeth orf lla,
Enwh eh asw na ntinfa llsma.
Outh ish geima erev ees.
Lyheaven cefa atth essmil no eeth,
Essmil no eeth no em no lla,
How mebeca na ntinfa llsma,
Ntinfa essmil rea Ish wno essmil,
Enheav & thear ot cepea esbeguil.
Amwilli Kebla
More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Baby's Cradle
- - - - -
A Lecrad Ngso
Etswe msdrea rmfo a desha,
E'ro ym lylove tsinfan adhe.
Etswe msdrea fo ntpleasa msstrea,
Yb pyhap ntsile nymoo msbea
Etswe epsle thwi ftso wndo.
Vewea hyt wsbro na ntinfa wncro.
Etswe epsle Elang ldmi,
Erhov e'ro ym pyhap ldchi.
Etswe essmil ni het htnig,
Erhov erov ym htdelig.
Etswe essmil Rsmothe essmil,
Lla het nglivelo htnig esbeguil.
Etswe nsmoa, kedoveli hssig,
Secha otn erslumb omfr hyt esey,
Etswe nsmoa, ersweet essmil,
Lla het kedoveli nsmoa esbeguil.
Epsle epsle pyhap ldchi,
Lla oncreati ptsle nda ldsm'i.
Epsle epsle, pyhap epsle.
Lewhi e'ro eeth hyt ermoth epwe
Etswe beba ni hyt cefa,
Lyho geima I anc cetra.
Etswe beba ceon keli eeth.
Hyt ermak ayl nda ptwe orf em
Ptwe orf em orf eeth orf lla,
Enwh eh asw na ntinfa llsma.
Outh ish geima erev ees.
Lyheaven cefa atth essmil no eeth,
Essmil no eeth no em no lla,
How mebeca na ntinfa llsma,
Ntinfa essmil rea Ish wno essmil,
Enheav & thear ot cepea esbeguil.
Amwilli Kebla
More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
UnCode Number Sixteen
UnCode Number SixTeen
This Encrypted Text Below is Not Very easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
If you have a natural Knack for reading this sort of Code;
Gawd bless you!
Otherwise; It may help you substantially to start off with A Pencil & Scratch Paper to make some simple reminder notes.
Once you -get it- however, you should be able to breeze through it quite fluently... ( ??? )
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Being Alone
- - - - -
Elanu
Fram choldhaad's hair O hevu nat buun
Es athurs wuru; O hevu nat suun
Es athurs sew; O caild nat brong
My pessoans fram e camman sprong.
Fram thu semu saircu O hevu nat tekun
My sarraw; O caild nat ewekun
My huert ta jay et thu semu tanu;
End ell O lavud, O lavud elanu.
Thun- on my choldhaad, on thu dewn
Af e mast starmy lofu- wes drewn
Fram uvury dupth af gaad end oll
Thu mystury whoch bonds mu stoll:
Fram thu tarrunt, ar thu fainteon,
Fram thu rud cloff af thu mainteon,
Fram thu sin thet raind mu rallud
On ots eitimn tont af gald,
Fram thu loghtnong on thu sky
Es ot pessud mu flyong by,
Fram thu thindur end thu starm,
End thu claid thet taak thu farm
(Whun thu rust af Huevun wes bliu)
Af e duman on my vouw.
Udger Ellen Pau
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
This Encrypted Text Below is Not Very easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
If you have a natural Knack for reading this sort of Code;
Gawd bless you!
Otherwise; It may help you substantially to start off with A Pencil & Scratch Paper to make some simple reminder notes.
Once you -get it- however, you should be able to breeze through it quite fluently... ( ??? )
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Being Alone
- - - - -
Elanu
Fram choldhaad's hair O hevu nat buun
Es athurs wuru; O hevu nat suun
Es athurs sew; O caild nat brong
My pessoans fram e camman sprong.
Fram thu semu saircu O hevu nat tekun
My sarraw; O caild nat ewekun
My huert ta jay et thu semu tanu;
End ell O lavud, O lavud elanu.
Thun- on my choldhaad, on thu dewn
Af e mast starmy lofu- wes drewn
Fram uvury dupth af gaad end oll
Thu mystury whoch bonds mu stoll:
Fram thu tarrunt, ar thu fainteon,
Fram thu rud cloff af thu mainteon,
Fram thu sin thet raind mu rallud
On ots eitimn tont af gald,
Fram thu loghtnong on thu sky
Es ot pessud mu flyong by,
Fram thu thindur end thu starm,
End thu claid thet taak thu farm
(Whun thu rust af Huevun wes bliu)
Af e duman on my vouw.
Udger Ellen Pau
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
UnCode Number Eight
UnCode Number Eight
This Encrypted Text Below is actually Somewhat easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
The Strength & Ease of Reading Many of The UnCodes
Is Dependent upon The Internal Structure & Consistency
of The Encryption Method.
UnCode Number Eight lacks all those Features,
Resulting in a Harder than Usual Read.
As a Clue:
This is a poem that is Slightly Jingoistic.
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Qetenze ot Forf McHehry (Yne St@rz and 5fr!pez Toreyer)
Dj say cah vov see. bv fne damh^s ear1y /j&nt.
Mhat zo Proudly we haiJ"d @f the twjli8nf'z \ast &Jeam!n&:
Wnose bro@d sfrjPez @nd bri&ht zfarz fhroygh the perj1ous fi&nt_
O'er tne r@mParfz we w@tcn^d_ were so Ba/1ahfIu ztre@mjh&?
Ahd tne rocketz" red 8|@re_ fhe bow6s byrzfin8 ih ajr_
Gave proot throvgn fne hj8nt thaf ovr tJ@8 m@z ztiJ| fhere ~=
Di z@v; does th@t sf@r=zpahgIed 6@nher uet m@ve
Q"er fhe /@hd ot fne tree, @nd the nowe of tne 6r@ye?
@h the zhore, djmly seeh fnroy&h fhe m!zfz ot fhe deeP,
Where fhe foe's navgntv nozf jh dread s!1ehce reposes;
Whaf iz tnat mhicn the 6reeze oer the tomerjng sfeeP;
As !t t!tfvllu bJows. h@/f cohcealz: n@lf djsc\ozes?
Nom jf c@fchez tne 8leaw ot the wornih8'z t!rsf beaw,
|n fu/I gIoru retlecfed now zn!nes oh fne ztre@m -=
^Fjs fhe zf@r-zp@ngled 6ahner; @i 1oh8 m@v jf w@ve
Q^er tne J@nd ot tne tree_ and the nome ot fhe 6r@ve_
Ahd mnere !s tnaf bahd who zo vauntjn8lv zwore
Fhat the n@vocx of w@r ahd the 6affle"z cohfuzjoh
A nowe @hd a couhtrv zhoy\d \eaue ys ho more?
The!r 6\ood n@z mazh'd oyf fhejr tovI toof=zfeps Po/|ufion;
No refu8e could z@ue the h!re|jng and z\aue,
Trow the terror ot f/i8hf or fhe BJoom of tne Br@ye.
Ahd fne zt@r-sp@hg|ed 6anher ih frjywpn dofn w@ve
Qer fne lahd ot fhe free; ahd fne howe ot tne 6raue.
Qi tnvz be jf eyer mhen freewen zn@l1 ztahd
Betmeen their /oy*d home: ahd tne war"z dezo1@fjoh.
&Jest wjth v!ctrv @nd pe@ce, w@u fne ne@y'n=rescved |ahd
Praize tne Power fh@t nafh m@de and prezeryd yz a n@f!ohj
Yneh cohquer we must_ wnen ovr cayze it jz !uzt_
And fn!s be oyr woffo ~- *1h Cod !z oyr frysti
Ahd fne sfar~sP@nB1ed 6@nher !n tr!vwpn sha|l w@ve
D^er the Jahd of tne free; and tne nowe ot fhe 6raye:
Franc!z Scotf Kev
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
This Encrypted Text Below is actually Somewhat easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
The Strength & Ease of Reading Many of The UnCodes
Is Dependent upon The Internal Structure & Consistency
of The Encryption Method.
UnCode Number Eight lacks all those Features,
Resulting in a Harder than Usual Read.
As a Clue:
This is a poem that is Slightly Jingoistic.
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Qetenze ot Forf McHehry (Yne St@rz and 5fr!pez Toreyer)
Dj say cah vov see. bv fne damh^s ear1y /j&nt.
Mhat zo Proudly we haiJ"d @f the twjli8nf'z \ast &Jeam!n&:
Wnose bro@d sfrjPez @nd bri&ht zfarz fhroygh the perj1ous fi&nt_
O'er tne r@mParfz we w@tcn^d_ were so Ba/1ahfIu ztre@mjh&?
Ahd tne rocketz" red 8|@re_ fhe bow6s byrzfin8 ih ajr_
Gave proot throvgn fne hj8nt thaf ovr tJ@8 m@z ztiJ| fhere ~=
Di z@v; does th@t sf@r=zpahgIed 6@nher uet m@ve
Q"er fhe /@hd ot fne tree, @nd the nowe of tne 6r@ye?
@h the zhore, djmly seeh fnroy&h fhe m!zfz ot fhe deeP,
Where fhe foe's navgntv nozf jh dread s!1ehce reposes;
Whaf iz tnat mhicn the 6reeze oer the tomerjng sfeeP;
As !t t!tfvllu bJows. h@/f cohcealz: n@lf djsc\ozes?
Nom jf c@fchez tne 8leaw ot the wornih8'z t!rsf beaw,
|n fu/I gIoru retlecfed now zn!nes oh fne ztre@m -=
^Fjs fhe zf@r-zp@ngled 6ahner; @i 1oh8 m@v jf w@ve
Q^er tne J@nd ot tne tree_ and the nome ot fhe 6r@ve_
Ahd mnere !s tnaf bahd who zo vauntjn8lv zwore
Fhat the n@vocx of w@r ahd the 6affle"z cohfuzjoh
A nowe @hd a couhtrv zhoy\d \eaue ys ho more?
The!r 6\ood n@z mazh'd oyf fhejr tovI toof=zfeps Po/|ufion;
No refu8e could z@ue the h!re|jng and z\aue,
Trow the terror ot f/i8hf or fhe BJoom of tne Br@ye.
Ahd fne zt@r-sp@hg|ed 6anher ih frjywpn dofn w@ve
Qer fne lahd ot fhe free; ahd fne howe ot tne 6raue.
Qi tnvz be jf eyer mhen freewen zn@l1 ztahd
Betmeen their /oy*d home: ahd tne war"z dezo1@fjoh.
&Jest wjth v!ctrv @nd pe@ce, w@u fne ne@y'n=rescved |ahd
Praize tne Power fh@t nafh m@de and prezeryd yz a n@f!ohj
Yneh cohquer we must_ wnen ovr cayze it jz !uzt_
And fn!s be oyr woffo ~- *1h Cod !z oyr frysti
Ahd fne sfar~sP@nB1ed 6@nher !n tr!vwpn sha|l w@ve
D^er the Jahd of tne free; and tne nowe ot fhe 6raye:
Franc!z Scotf Kev
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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UnCode Number Ten
UnCode Number Ten
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This Encryption technique does a couple, of what i think,
Are Clever Methods of Handling Word Forms.
The Structure of The Words are Retained,
To Make The UnCode Look Less Like What The Encryption Technique is Doing to it... ( ??? )
As a Clue:
It is a Nonsense poem from Lewis Carroll
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A Egnarts Dliw Gnos
Eh thguoht eh was na Tnahpele
Taht desitcarp no a efif:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A rettel morf sih efiw.
"Ta htgnel I ezilaer," eh dias,
"Eht ssenrettib fo efil!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Olaffub
Nopu eht eceipye-nmihc:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
Sih Sretsi's Sdnabsu'h Ecein.
"Sselnu uoy evael siht esuoh," eh dias,
"L'li dnes rof eht ecilop!"
eh thguoht eh was a Ekanselttar
Taht denoitseuq mih ni Keerg:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
Eht Elddim fo Txen Keew.
"Eht eno gniht I terger," eh dias,
"Si taht ti tonnac kaeps!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Srekna'b Krelc
Gnidnecsed morf eht sub:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Sumatopoppih.
"Fi siht dluohs yats ot enid," eh dias,
"Ereht tno'w eb hcum rof su!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Ooragnak
Taht dekrow a Llimee-ffoc:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Llipelbat-Egev.
"Erew I ot wollaws siht," eh dias,
"I dluohs eb yrev lli!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Ruofd-nah-Caoc
Taht doots ediseb sih deb:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Raeb tuohtiw a Daeh.
"Roop gniht," eh dias, "roop yllis gniht!
St'i gnitiaw ot eb def!"
Siwel Llorrac
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This Encryption technique does a couple, of what i think,
Are Clever Methods of Handling Word Forms.
The Structure of The Words are Retained,
To Make The UnCode Look Less Like What The Encryption Technique is Doing to it... ( ??? )
As a Clue:
It is a Nonsense poem from Lewis Carroll
Publish Post
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A Egnarts Dliw Gnos
Eh thguoht eh was na Tnahpele
Taht desitcarp no a efif:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A rettel morf sih efiw.
"Ta htgnel I ezilaer," eh dias,
"Eht ssenrettib fo efil!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Olaffub
Nopu eht eceipye-nmihc:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
Sih Sretsi's Sdnabsu'h Ecein.
"Sselnu uoy evael siht esuoh," eh dias,
"L'li dnes rof eht ecilop!"
eh thguoht eh was a Ekanselttar
Taht denoitseuq mih ni Keerg:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
Eht Elddim fo Txen Keew.
"Eht eno gniht I terger," eh dias,
"Si taht ti tonnac kaeps!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Srekna'b Krelc
Gnidnecsed morf eht sub:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Sumatopoppih.
"Fi siht dluohs yats ot enid," eh dias,
"Ereht tno'w eb hcum rof su!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Ooragnak
Taht dekrow a Llimee-ffoc:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Llipelbat-Egev.
"Erew I ot wollaws siht," eh dias,
"I dluohs eb yrev lli!"
Eh thguoht eh was a Ruofd-nah-Caoc
Taht doots ediseb sih deb:
Eh dekool niaga, dna dnuof ti saw
A Raeb tuohtiw a Daeh.
"Roop gniht," eh dias, "roop yllis gniht!
St'i gnitiaw ot eb def!"
Siwel Llorrac
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
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UnCode Number One
UnCode Number One
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Mysterious Ghost Within Us.
This UnCode is Most Easily Read if Printed Out.
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A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about The Mysterious Ghost Within Us.
This UnCode is Most Easily Read if Printed Out.
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neajoyL p!^eD hjuaH
'guole poG jaay> oL
guos s! an+j!^ asoyM
'xjom j!ay+ a^ol oyM
'xloj gu!joqel aldw!s aw a^!G
'spjemo> sno!+ua!>suo> y>n5
spjemo+ a>ua!+ed ou a^ey I
'+ey jnoh axe+ uay+ 'xjom jnoh op 'aj!l jnoh a^!T
'+ey+ jo +no awo> 'a+!j>odhy noh issaupooG
'l!^ap poog 'pog poog +ou jI
'l!^a uay+ hym 'poog +ou jI
;jjo>s o+ jo d!ysjom o+ jay+ayM
'jjo +jal ay ajaym dn uaxeL
;auopun +ou pue 'pays!u!j sI
ungaq poG y>!ym xjom ay+ woym hB
;saje> umo pue shor umo s+I
'sj!ejje umo s+! o+ ujoB
;auou o+ aslej puV
'auole jlas+! o+un
auoqx>eq ay+ o+ anj+ +nB
'poog aq o+ pa+eu!+sapaj&
'poom jo lle +ou lnos e a^ol I
'+qnop hew auo ajaym 'sgu!y+ agjeT
+noqe pas!>jaxa a>ua!>suo> V
;s+uaw!ldwo> u! gu!leaD
's+ua^a y+!m gu!guey> +oN
;hpeaj ja^ajoj puV
'hpea+s pue as!m a>ua!>suo> V
;gu!daam +ou gu!ygneT
;gu!daax y+jom a>ua!>suo> V
;h+ua^as +ou puV
'hpagej+ auo sa^!l +eyL
;mojjow-o+ aj!l o+ +ygnojq puV
'lmoq e u! paumojp +ou ajV
mojjos pue hor h+yg!w asoyM
'lnos +saujea ue a^ol I
'+! spu!j +, uey+ asjom ou asja^!un ay+ saxew +eyL
'+! spu!q a>ua!>suo> hlx>!s ou punos os lnos V
'aldw!d hja^a y+!m uax>!y+ +ou saop puV
'aldw!s s! +old asoym aj!l e a^ol I
'sjoow ay+ o+uI
'sjoop +no +! ujnL 'hes I
'u! pue u! gu!paajq lejn+euun ue hB
u!s ay+ a+egedojd gu!xu!yL pue gu!laaF
'asnoy ay+ u! pajq +>u!+su! s! a>ua!>suo)
a>ua!>suo)
'guole poG jaay> oL
guos s! an+j!^ asoyM
'xjom j!ay+ a^ol oyM
'xloj gu!joqel aldw!s aw a^!G
'spjemo> sno!+ua!>suo> y>n5
spjemo+ a>ua!+ed ou a^ey I
'+ey jnoh axe+ uay+ 'xjom jnoh op 'aj!l jnoh a^!T
'+ey+ jo +no awo> 'a+!j>odhy noh issaupooG
'l!^ap poog 'pog poog +ou jI
'l!^a uay+ hym 'poog +ou jI
;jjo>s o+ jo d!ysjom o+ jay+ayM
'jjo +jal ay ajaym dn uaxeL
;auopun +ou pue 'pays!u!j sI
ungaq poG y>!ym xjom ay+ woym hB
;saje> umo pue shor umo s+I
'sj!ejje umo s+! o+ ujoB
;auou o+ aslej puV
'auole jlas+! o+un
auoqx>eq ay+ o+ anj+ +nB
'poog aq o+ pa+eu!+sapaj&
'poom jo lle +ou lnos e a^ol I
'+qnop hew auo ajaym 'sgu!y+ agjeT
+noqe pas!>jaxa a>ua!>suo> V
;s+uaw!ldwo> u! gu!leaD
's+ua^a y+!m gu!guey> +oN
;hpeaj ja^ajoj puV
'hpea+s pue as!m a>ua!>suo> V
;gu!daam +ou gu!ygneT
;gu!daax y+jom a>ua!>suo> V
;h+ua^as +ou puV
'hpagej+ auo sa^!l +eyL
;mojjow-o+ aj!l o+ +ygnojq puV
'lmoq e u! paumojp +ou ajV
mojjos pue hor h+yg!w asoyM
'lnos +saujea ue a^ol I
'+! spu!j +, uey+ asjom ou asja^!un ay+ saxew +eyL
'+! spu!q a>ua!>suo> hlx>!s ou punos os lnos V
'aldw!d hja^a y+!m uax>!y+ +ou saop puV
'aldw!s s! +old asoym aj!l e a^ol I
'sjoow ay+ o+uI
'sjoop +no +! ujnL 'hes I
'u! pue u! gu!paajq lejn+euun ue hB
u!s ay+ a+egedojd gu!xu!yL pue gu!laaF
'asnoy ay+ u! pajq +>u!+su! s! a>ua!>suo)
a>ua!>suo)
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UnCode Number Six
UnCode Number Six
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read, if you know the simple secret.
For this Reading; It's irrelevant to know The Secret.
What is curious about this UnCode, Is that At first Glance
It looks Encrypted, But the moment that you try reading it,
You can.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Love, Or Something Like that.
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In the Ohrcrad
'I thoghut you loevd me.' 'No, it was olny fun.'
'Wehn we sootd terhe, celsor tahn all?' 'Wlel, the hsarevt moon
Was snhinig and qeuer in yuor hiar, and it tuernd my haed.'
'Taht mdae you?' 'Yes.' 'Jsut the moon and the lhgit it mdae
Udenr the tere?' 'Wlel, yuor mtuoh, too.' 'Yes, my mutoh?'
'And the queit trhee taht snag lkie the durm in the btooh.
You sohudln't hvae daecnd lkie taht.' 'Lkie waht?' 'So csloe,
Withh yuor haed tenurd up, and the foelwr in yuor hiar, a rsoe
Taht slmet all wram.' 'I levod you. I tuoghht you kenw
I wduoln't hvae daecnd lkie taht wtih any but you.'
'I ddin't konw, I thhuogt you kenw it was fun.'
'I thoghut it was lvoe you maent.' 'Wlel, it's dnoe.' 'Yes, it's dnoe.
I've seen byos snote a bilrckbad, and watcehd tehm dwron
A ktiten... it caewld at the redes, and tehy peushd it dwon
Itno the pool wilhe it sremaecd. Is taht fun, too?'
'Wlel, byos are lkie taht... Yuor brtheors...' 'Yes, I konw.
But you, so lleovy and srotng! Not you! Not you!'
'Tehy don't uranntesdd it's ceurl. It's olny a gmae.'
'And are gilrs fun, too?' 'No, sltil in a way it's the smae.
It's qeeur and lovley to hvae a gril...' 'Go on.'
'It mekas you mad for a bit to feel she's yuor own,
And you lgauh and ksis her, and mabye you gvie her a rnig,
But it's olny in fun.' 'But I gvae you ertvinhyeg.'
'Wlel, you slduhon't hvae dnoe it. You konw waht a folelw thniks
Wehn a gril deos taht.' 'Yes, he tlaks of her oevr his dkirns
And cellas her a--' 'Sotp taht now, I tguohht you kenw.'
'But it wsan't wtih anynoe esle. It was olny you.'
'How did I konw? I tuhhogt you wtaend it too.
I thgohut you were lkie the rset. Wlel, waht's to be dnoe?'
'To be dnoe' 'Is it all rghit?' 'Yes.' 'Srue?' 'Yes, but why?'
'I don't konw, I tuhhogt you wrhee giong to cry.
You siad you had sihotnmeg to tlel me.' 'Yes, I konw.
It wsan't athninyg rlley... I tnhik I'll go.'
'Yes, it's ltae. Trhee's thuendr aobut, a dorp of rian
Flel on my hnad in the drak. I'll see you aigan
At the dcane nxet week. You're srue taht ervytiehng's rhgit?'
'Yes,' 'Wlel, I'll be gniog.' 'Ksis me...' 'Good nghit.' ... 'Good nhgit.'
Mueril Srutat
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read, if you know the simple secret.
For this Reading; It's irrelevant to know The Secret.
What is curious about this UnCode, Is that At first Glance
It looks Encrypted, But the moment that you try reading it,
You can.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about Love, Or Something Like that.
- - - - -
In the Ohrcrad
'I thoghut you loevd me.' 'No, it was olny fun.'
'Wehn we sootd terhe, celsor tahn all?' 'Wlel, the hsarevt moon
Was snhinig and qeuer in yuor hiar, and it tuernd my haed.'
'Taht mdae you?' 'Yes.' 'Jsut the moon and the lhgit it mdae
Udenr the tere?' 'Wlel, yuor mtuoh, too.' 'Yes, my mutoh?'
'And the queit trhee taht snag lkie the durm in the btooh.
You sohudln't hvae daecnd lkie taht.' 'Lkie waht?' 'So csloe,
Withh yuor haed tenurd up, and the foelwr in yuor hiar, a rsoe
Taht slmet all wram.' 'I levod you. I tuoghht you kenw
I wduoln't hvae daecnd lkie taht wtih any but you.'
'I ddin't konw, I thhuogt you kenw it was fun.'
'I thoghut it was lvoe you maent.' 'Wlel, it's dnoe.' 'Yes, it's dnoe.
I've seen byos snote a bilrckbad, and watcehd tehm dwron
A ktiten... it caewld at the redes, and tehy peushd it dwon
Itno the pool wilhe it sremaecd. Is taht fun, too?'
'Wlel, byos are lkie taht... Yuor brtheors...' 'Yes, I konw.
But you, so lleovy and srotng! Not you! Not you!'
'Tehy don't uranntesdd it's ceurl. It's olny a gmae.'
'And are gilrs fun, too?' 'No, sltil in a way it's the smae.
It's qeeur and lovley to hvae a gril...' 'Go on.'
'It mekas you mad for a bit to feel she's yuor own,
And you lgauh and ksis her, and mabye you gvie her a rnig,
But it's olny in fun.' 'But I gvae you ertvinhyeg.'
'Wlel, you slduhon't hvae dnoe it. You konw waht a folelw thniks
Wehn a gril deos taht.' 'Yes, he tlaks of her oevr his dkirns
And cellas her a--' 'Sotp taht now, I tguohht you kenw.'
'But it wsan't wtih anynoe esle. It was olny you.'
'How did I konw? I tuhhogt you wtaend it too.
I thgohut you were lkie the rset. Wlel, waht's to be dnoe?'
'To be dnoe' 'Is it all rghit?' 'Yes.' 'Srue?' 'Yes, but why?'
'I don't konw, I tuhhogt you wrhee giong to cry.
You siad you had sihotnmeg to tlel me.' 'Yes, I konw.
It wsan't athninyg rlley... I tnhik I'll go.'
'Yes, it's ltae. Trhee's thuendr aobut, a dorp of rian
Flel on my hnad in the drak. I'll see you aigan
At the dcane nxet week. You're srue taht ervytiehng's rhgit?'
'Yes,' 'Wlel, I'll be gniog.' 'Ksis me...' 'Good nghit.' ... 'Good nhgit.'
Mueril Srutat
A Program ( Written in Scratch )
To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
UnCode Number Four
UnCode Number Four
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Playground Activity.
This UnCode is Most Easily Read if Printed Out.
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RopEL+ Fon!z Z+E^Euzou
Ab !u +yE y!L yuq qomui
Ab !u +yE y!L I ao t|h!ua yay!u'
Domu ou +yE Loot zo pLomu--
L!|| I |ook qomu ou +yE ayLqEu aLEEu'
O^EL +yE conu+Lhz!qE--
R!^EL yuq +LEEz yuq cy++|E yuq y||
L!|| I cyu zEE zo m!qE'
Ab !u +yE y!L yuq o^EL +yE my||'
E^EL y cy!|q cyu qoi
Oy' I qo +y!uk !+ +yE b|Eyzyu+Ez+ +y!ua
Ab !u +yE y!L zo p|nE?
Hom qo hon |!kE +o ao nb !u y zm!ua'
LyE Zm!ua
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This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
As a Clue:
It is a poem about A Playground Activity.
This UnCode is Most Easily Read if Printed Out.
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RopEL+ Fon!z Z+E^Euzou
Ab !u +yE y!L yuq qomui
Ab !u +yE y!L I ao t|h!ua yay!u'
Domu ou +yE Loot zo pLomu--
L!|| I |ook qomu ou +yE ayLqEu aLEEu'
O^EL +yE conu+Lhz!qE--
R!^EL yuq +LEEz yuq cy++|E yuq y||
L!|| I cyu zEE zo m!qE'
Ab !u +yE y!L yuq o^EL +yE my||'
E^EL y cy!|q cyu qoi
Oy' I qo +y!uk !+ +yE b|Eyzyu+Ez+ +y!ua
Ab !u +yE y!L zo p|nE?
Hom qo hon |!kE +o ao nb !u y zm!ua'
LyE Zm!ua
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To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
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UnCode Number Seven
UnCode Number Seven
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This one is very cute;
And Satisfies The KeyStone Requirements
For The Desired ÜberÜnCodé;
a) Look Very Encrypted
b) Be Very Easy to Read
As a Clue:
It is a poem about a young girl that liked to slam doors.
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Erebecc
Awh Oslamme Ddoor Sfo Rfu Nan Dperishe Dmiserabl
Y Atric ktha teveryon eabhor
Si nlittl egirl si sslammin gdoor.
S Awealth ybanker' slittl edaughte
Rwh olive di Npalac Egree, Nbayswate
(Rb ynam Erebecc Aoffendor),
Twa sgive nt othi sfuriou sspor.
Tsh ewoul ddeliberatel yg
Oan dsla mth edoo rlik ebill- y!
Ot omak ehe runcl Ejaco bstar.
Tsh ewa sno treall yba da thear,
Tbu tonl yrathe rrud ean dwil;
Dsh ewa sa naggravatin gchil...
Di thappene dtha t amarbl ebus
To Fabraha mwa sstandin gjus
Tabov eth edoo rthi slittl elam
Bha dcarefull yprepare dt osla,
Man ddow ni tcam! Ei tknocke dhe rfla!
Ti tlai dhe rou! Tsh elooke dlik etha.
The rfunera lsermo (nwhic hwa slon
Gan dfollowe db y asacre dson)
Gmentione dhe rvirtue, si ti stru,
Ebu tdwel tupo nhe rvice sto,
Oan dshowe dth edeadfu len do fon
Ewh ogoe san dslam sth edoo rfo rfu.
Nth echildre nwh ower ebrough tt ohea
Rth eawfu ltal efro mfa ran dnea
Rwer emuc himpresse, dan dinl yswor
Ethe yneve rmor ewoul dsla mth edoo,
-- Ra softe nthe yha ddon ebefor.
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More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
This Encrypted Text Below is actually quite easily read,
if you know the simple secret.
This one is very cute;
And Satisfies The KeyStone Requirements
For The Desired ÜberÜnCodé;
a) Look Very Encrypted
b) Be Very Easy to Read
As a Clue:
It is a poem about a young girl that liked to slam doors.
- - - - -
Erebecc
Awh Oslamme Ddoor Sfo Rfu Nan Dperishe Dmiserabl
Y Atric ktha teveryon eabhor
Si nlittl egirl si sslammin gdoor.
S Awealth ybanker' slittl edaughte
Rwh olive di Npalac Egree, Nbayswate
(Rb ynam Erebecc Aoffendor),
Twa sgive nt othi sfuriou sspor.
Tsh ewoul ddeliberatel yg
Oan dsla mth edoo rlik ebill- y!
Ot omak ehe runcl Ejaco bstar.
Tsh ewa sno treall yba da thear,
Tbu tonl yrathe rrud ean dwil;
Dsh ewa sa naggravatin gchil...
Di thappene dtha t amarbl ebus
To Fabraha mwa sstandin gjus
Tabov eth edoo rthi slittl elam
Bha dcarefull yprepare dt osla,
Man ddow ni tcam! Ei tknocke dhe rfla!
Ti tlai dhe rou! Tsh elooke dlik etha.
The rfunera lsermo (nwhic hwa slon
Gan dfollowe db y asacre dson)
Gmentione dhe rvirtue, si ti stru,
Ebu tdwel tupo nhe rvice sto,
Oan dshowe dth edeadfu len do fon
Ewh ogoe san dslam sth edoo rfo rfu.
Nth echildre nwh ower ebrough tt ohea
Rth eawfu ltal efro mfa ran dnea
Rwer emuc himpresse, dan dinl yswor
Ethe yneve rmor ewoul dsla mth edoo,
-- Ra softe nthe yha ddon ebefor.
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To Encrypt Documents Using this Approach
May be Downloaded at : http://scratch.mit.edu/users/TinyWanda
More UnCodes & Kooky WordPlay with Rotograms & Stuff !
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Recent Rants...
Heard on NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me that AlQæda is going to start using a strategy that i though up months ago.
Fake Bombs.
Simply plant dozens of Fake looking bombs, Much cheaper than real bombs and potentially less criminal than planting real bombs if you're caught,
But why risk even that;
Get young hoodlums to plant them around town.
Keep your identity a secret from these children,
and pay them a pittance for their trouble.
My Other Extremely Evil & Brilliant Idea for Destroying Western Civilization
is NOT Blowing up Airplanes,
But Rather—
Making it clear that you are Now Blowing up Airline Security Checkpoints...!!!
How can we possible check people for explosives, If their intention is to Blow up the Checkpoints...!
It would Bring Air Travel to End, Without any means of Countermanding it.
The Only Possible Solution is to simply revert to The Way Air-Travel was conducted 30 years ago, When we accepted that a certain number of Airplanes was going to be high-jacked from time to time, But treated everyone, most of the time, like good law abiding citizens.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
Whenever Unfortunate Things happen to me,
i think; Gawd! This is so Unfortunate!
But i also think; i deserve this.
Or; i might think;
( And this is the one that seems most logically sound )
This is a Tiny Unfortunate Thing...
( Even if someone else might think its A Big Unfortunate Thing... )
- - -
Just how much Unfortunateness is a reasonable amount of Unfortunateness?
Given the amount of suffering that many people are enduring throughout the world, Day in & Day Out, What is The Baseline for Unfortunateness?
How much Unfortunateness should i just shrug off?
Another aspect of this is;
While many people are experiencing Great Unfortunateness in One or More Ways;
They may also be Experiencing Great Fortunateness that i Envy!
When you Balance out any given person's Fortunateness -vs- Their UnFortunateness,
Does that yield a Fulcrum of Fortunateness,
And from that; Determine who is really Suffering Great Unfortunateness & Great Fortunateness?
- -
From this Perspective;
i have often considered that my own Fulcrum of Fortunateness is Balanced At a Much Greater Amount of Fortunateness than Most People in the World, and if you consider All The People that have ever lived; Then my own Fortunateness would be in The Top 2%.
This takes into consideration many episodes of Great Unfortunateness in my own life,
But Balanced against all The Great Fortunateness that is Mindlessly Inflicted upon me every day,
i think; Every Little Unfortunateness that happens to me, Is so Insignificant, and Detracts in such a miniscule degree from my Greater Fortunateness, That i am quite a heel for wanting to detract from The Fortunes of the World to fix my tiny problems.
- -
But.
i am also thinking;
Am i just an Insufferable Optimist?
Am i really so Fortunate?
Am i being reasonable to complain to people when some Unfortunateness inflicts itself upon me?
- -
i have also noticed something which i call; Wiggliness.
Wiggliness is when something Unfortunate Happens to me, But after a time, These Circumstance lead directly to Fortunateness.
Then after a time, after that; Unfortunateness will come from that, And then become Fortunate Again.
The Circumstances that form this Thread may alternate again & again, before settling towards a baseline of general Fortunateness or Unfortunateness, Without taking the Extremiums that spiked in its early manifestations.
- -
Given all that.
When something Unfortunate happens to me;
i still think:
Dang!
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
June 16th 2010
There was just a story on the Telly this morning about a guy that attempted, but failed,
To cut his own arm off,
after somehow snagging it in his basement furnace. At the end of the story; The Family of this guy was asking for donations to pay for a prosthetic arm.
It's my understanding that these prosthetic arms, even the lame ones, are VERY Expensive.
The reason for this is somewhat legitimate, In that they're not the sort of thing that can be mass produced, as each one has to be fitted specifically for the user, and they typically require materials that need to be strong enough to endure daily use, which includes lots of bending, bumps & abuse.
Plus; Shaping the stump receptacle requires a genuine level of specialized craftspersonship to form the cup so that it's very comfortable for the wearer.
But- - -
It seems to me that all this could be codified, with detailed instructions, And comparatively inexpensive materials could be found to build it from; Then A Local High-School Shop Class could not only make these limbs, and experiment with improvements to the basic open-source design, that really wouldn't be available at any smaller number of specialized shops that make them.
Are the engineers that are currently making these appliances going to go along with this idea?
No.
They are going to insist that, especially with leg faux limbs, They need to be made to the highest standards to protect the safety of the users and insurance companies that would be bankrupt after paying thousands of claims when the incorrectly made artificial limbs would inevitably fail.
But the instructions for how to make the limbs would include all the specifics for how strong & mechanically durable the limbs have to be.
The Instructions would include all the protocols for making them to their full safety potential.
Plus; Being serious business, The units would be made by students with only the most serious intentions in a special class that would make all sorts of things for the community.
- -
( As a side note; It has always seemed crazy to me that the resources of all the high school shop classes are squandered, while they could be serving their local communities. / And this goes for prisons as well. )
- -
Who would pay for it?
The students would work for free, or be paid a trifling, And The Materials would be paid by The User or Their Insurance Company.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
Fake Bombs.
Simply plant dozens of Fake looking bombs, Much cheaper than real bombs and potentially less criminal than planting real bombs if you're caught,
But why risk even that;
Get young hoodlums to plant them around town.
Keep your identity a secret from these children,
and pay them a pittance for their trouble.
My Other Extremely Evil & Brilliant Idea for Destroying Western Civilization
is NOT Blowing up Airplanes,
But Rather—
Making it clear that you are Now Blowing up Airline Security Checkpoints...!!!
How can we possible check people for explosives, If their intention is to Blow up the Checkpoints...!
It would Bring Air Travel to End, Without any means of Countermanding it.
The Only Possible Solution is to simply revert to The Way Air-Travel was conducted 30 years ago, When we accepted that a certain number of Airplanes was going to be high-jacked from time to time, But treated everyone, most of the time, like good law abiding citizens.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
Whenever Unfortunate Things happen to me,
i think; Gawd! This is so Unfortunate!
But i also think; i deserve this.
Or; i might think;
( And this is the one that seems most logically sound )
This is a Tiny Unfortunate Thing...
( Even if someone else might think its A Big Unfortunate Thing... )
- - -
Just how much Unfortunateness is a reasonable amount of Unfortunateness?
Given the amount of suffering that many people are enduring throughout the world, Day in & Day Out, What is The Baseline for Unfortunateness?
How much Unfortunateness should i just shrug off?
Another aspect of this is;
While many people are experiencing Great Unfortunateness in One or More Ways;
They may also be Experiencing Great Fortunateness that i Envy!
When you Balance out any given person's Fortunateness -vs- Their UnFortunateness,
Does that yield a Fulcrum of Fortunateness,
And from that; Determine who is really Suffering Great Unfortunateness & Great Fortunateness?
- -
From this Perspective;
i have often considered that my own Fulcrum of Fortunateness is Balanced At a Much Greater Amount of Fortunateness than Most People in the World, and if you consider All The People that have ever lived; Then my own Fortunateness would be in The Top 2%.
This takes into consideration many episodes of Great Unfortunateness in my own life,
But Balanced against all The Great Fortunateness that is Mindlessly Inflicted upon me every day,
i think; Every Little Unfortunateness that happens to me, Is so Insignificant, and Detracts in such a miniscule degree from my Greater Fortunateness, That i am quite a heel for wanting to detract from The Fortunes of the World to fix my tiny problems.
- -
But.
i am also thinking;
Am i just an Insufferable Optimist?
Am i really so Fortunate?
Am i being reasonable to complain to people when some Unfortunateness inflicts itself upon me?
- -
i have also noticed something which i call; Wiggliness.
Wiggliness is when something Unfortunate Happens to me, But after a time, These Circumstance lead directly to Fortunateness.
Then after a time, after that; Unfortunateness will come from that, And then become Fortunate Again.
The Circumstances that form this Thread may alternate again & again, before settling towards a baseline of general Fortunateness or Unfortunateness, Without taking the Extremiums that spiked in its early manifestations.
- -
Given all that.
When something Unfortunate happens to me;
i still think:
Dang!
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
June 16th 2010
There was just a story on the Telly this morning about a guy that attempted, but failed,
To cut his own arm off,
after somehow snagging it in his basement furnace. At the end of the story; The Family of this guy was asking for donations to pay for a prosthetic arm.
It's my understanding that these prosthetic arms, even the lame ones, are VERY Expensive.
The reason for this is somewhat legitimate, In that they're not the sort of thing that can be mass produced, as each one has to be fitted specifically for the user, and they typically require materials that need to be strong enough to endure daily use, which includes lots of bending, bumps & abuse.
Plus; Shaping the stump receptacle requires a genuine level of specialized craftspersonship to form the cup so that it's very comfortable for the wearer.
But- - -
It seems to me that all this could be codified, with detailed instructions, And comparatively inexpensive materials could be found to build it from; Then A Local High-School Shop Class could not only make these limbs, and experiment with improvements to the basic open-source design, that really wouldn't be available at any smaller number of specialized shops that make them.
Are the engineers that are currently making these appliances going to go along with this idea?
No.
They are going to insist that, especially with leg faux limbs, They need to be made to the highest standards to protect the safety of the users and insurance companies that would be bankrupt after paying thousands of claims when the incorrectly made artificial limbs would inevitably fail.
But the instructions for how to make the limbs would include all the specifics for how strong & mechanically durable the limbs have to be.
The Instructions would include all the protocols for making them to their full safety potential.
Plus; Being serious business, The units would be made by students with only the most serious intentions in a special class that would make all sorts of things for the community.
- -
( As a side note; It has always seemed crazy to me that the resources of all the high school shop classes are squandered, while they could be serving their local communities. / And this goes for prisons as well. )
- -
Who would pay for it?
The students would work for free, or be paid a trifling, And The Materials would be paid by The User or Their Insurance Company.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
Monday, June 07, 2010
How to Deal With Rush Limbaugh
How to Deal with Rush Limbaugh
If you believe that Rush Limbaugh is A Complete & Very Dangerous Idiot, and not merely an amusingly Baffoonish Blowhard;
Then you may want to consider this strategy to help the dumbest Americans come to understand that Rush will say anything, Irregardless of what the consequences of that position may be for the real world.
i would like to believe that Rush Limbaugh is primarily an Entertainer of Sorts, And doesn't really believe all the crazy things that he says on the Radio.
No One can really be that Stupid.
Certainly not someone as well educated, well read & Articulate as Rush Limbaugh.
No.
He's not really an Anarchist bent on Actively destroying the world--
But rather; Someone that believes, perhaps very wrongly-- That most of his listeners don't take him as seriously as most of his vitriolic critics.
Rush Believes that he & his listeners,
And Fox News, are =Putting On= The Liberals.
There is a very fuzzy, very Fine Line that is separating what Fox News, Bill Riley, Rush Limbaugh & Sarah Palin are telling you,
And what serious conservatives, That are fearful of UnNecessary, Gratuitous Social Change & Government Oversight; Really Believe.
Rush Limbaugh is not a serious Conservative that loves America.
Rush Limbaugh is a Radio Personality that likes to say crazy things that simply outrage his listeners & critics, because he knows that people like to hear things like this--
For pretty much the same reasons that children like to ride roller coasters.
It is Thrilling to come close to Death & Serious Personal Injury, While knowing all along that the chances of this actually occurring are reasonably impossible.
- -
What is This Strategy to Help The Dumbest Americans that are taking Rush Limbaugh and his ilk a little too seriously,
To see them for what they really are--
Media Whores.
Turn on your Radio, Or Alternative Digital Device,
And Listen to Rush Limbaugh's Radio Program.
Come to understand whatever he is proposing on any given day,
Then Call up The Show and mirror that position, with a little more enthusiasm, and a little more UnReasonable InSanity.
i believe that what really killed The McCain/Palin Ticket to The Presidency; Was when Gail Quinnell so ridiculously attacked Barrack Obama with what may, or may not, have been racial slurs, That McCain had to Defend Obama!
i would like to see is this same approach being used against Rush Limbaugh.
Call him up during his Radio Program and Simply Reflect what he is already saying,
Only a little bit crazier.
Take The Disposition of someone that believes what they're saying, Be Articulate, Be Well Spoken, And little Schizophrenic.
Rush will be into the position of Either Agreeing with you, or Reprimanding you for being UnReasonable; Essentially Renouncing what he just asserted a moment before.
If Rush Agrees with you,
It will The Responsibility of The Next Caller to Take it up another Notch.
This is also The Methodology of The Friendly BullSh*ter.
The Friendly BSer doesn't actually want to lie to you, or lead you to believe false things, but merely entertain you with Silly NonSense.
The Success of The Friendly BSer lies in that They need to tell their stories convincingly, With complete Seriousness, All the While believing that Their Listeners, Their Audience -- Understands that they are pulling the legs of their listeners.
The Awkwardness of this Game is Attained when The Friendly BSer Becomes Aware that their listener, or Listeners, are actually believing them.
This is Not their Intention.
Believing these False Assertions may come around to Harming them in a Variety of Ways.
The Friendly BSer does not want this.
The Friendly BSer is your Friend and does not want you to come to harm in any way by believing their lies.
So The Friendly BSer is put in the impossible position of suddenly denying that everything they just said was a lie...
Which is; Logistically, Very UnDesirable.
...Or Take their Crazy Story to A New, Crazier Level with Circumstances & Occurrences that their most Gullible Listeners eventually find Completely Untenable.
Seriously Gullible people have the potential of Becoming very unpleasant at this point.
Because--
After several new tiers of Insanity have been Introduced
--And They finally Become aware that The Friendly BSer is lying to them, They become very confused.
Dumb, Confused people will often do Unpredictable Things.
At this Point; The Seriously Gullible Listener will become hysterical and Very Angry that you've been Lying to them,
While At the same time, hanging on to a thread of their own previous beliefs that you have been truthful with them for the last 20 minutes.
They are Confused & don't know what to believe.
This may make them a little dangerous.
This is why it is important to only BS, Use Sarcasm &/or Irony with An Audience that you Are Confident
Will Understand what you are Actually Asserting.
--
The Problem with being a Media Whore, that Uses the Schtick of Rush Limbaugh, Is that he can't really know who is listening.
He Can't really know how seriously his Audience is taking him.
He may be amused that his listeners are taking him more seriously than they should be...
And that is the real danger.
Rush Limbaugh is NOT The Friendly BSer.
Rush Limbaugh is A Clinically Obese, Callous & Indifferent Drug Addict, that Doesn't care that he is a Divisive Provocateur that is making the lives of every American & The Citizens of Other Nations, A little More Unbearable.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.
As a semi-unrelated Digression...
The best way to argue a position or belief that you have, & wish to convince others of,
especially when these others are slightly dumb people...
It Is to Argue The Opposite of What You Believe...
But Argue Your Faux Point badly.
So Badly that your slightly dumb listeners will -Figure it Out- On their Own,
That this Argument is Wrong,
Leading them to take The Position that you -Really- Want them to Believe.
Is This Unethical?
There is a part of me that believes that this is what Fox News & Rush Limbaugh are doing.
They are arguing For Republican Conservatism so badly, So absurdly, That their audience is pushed towards a More Liberalist Position...
???
If you believe that Rush Limbaugh is A Complete & Very Dangerous Idiot, and not merely an amusingly Baffoonish Blowhard;
Then you may want to consider this strategy to help the dumbest Americans come to understand that Rush will say anything, Irregardless of what the consequences of that position may be for the real world.
i would like to believe that Rush Limbaugh is primarily an Entertainer of Sorts, And doesn't really believe all the crazy things that he says on the Radio.
No One can really be that Stupid.
Certainly not someone as well educated, well read & Articulate as Rush Limbaugh.
No.
He's not really an Anarchist bent on Actively destroying the world--
But rather; Someone that believes, perhaps very wrongly-- That most of his listeners don't take him as seriously as most of his vitriolic critics.
Rush Believes that he & his listeners,
And Fox News, are =Putting On= The Liberals.
There is a very fuzzy, very Fine Line that is separating what Fox News, Bill Riley, Rush Limbaugh & Sarah Palin are telling you,
And what serious conservatives, That are fearful of UnNecessary, Gratuitous Social Change & Government Oversight; Really Believe.
Rush Limbaugh is not a serious Conservative that loves America.
Rush Limbaugh is a Radio Personality that likes to say crazy things that simply outrage his listeners & critics, because he knows that people like to hear things like this--
For pretty much the same reasons that children like to ride roller coasters.
It is Thrilling to come close to Death & Serious Personal Injury, While knowing all along that the chances of this actually occurring are reasonably impossible.
- -
What is This Strategy to Help The Dumbest Americans that are taking Rush Limbaugh and his ilk a little too seriously,
To see them for what they really are--
Media Whores.
Turn on your Radio, Or Alternative Digital Device,
And Listen to Rush Limbaugh's Radio Program.
Come to understand whatever he is proposing on any given day,
Then Call up The Show and mirror that position, with a little more enthusiasm, and a little more UnReasonable InSanity.
i believe that what really killed The McCain/Palin Ticket to The Presidency; Was when Gail Quinnell so ridiculously attacked Barrack Obama with what may, or may not, have been racial slurs, That McCain had to Defend Obama!
i would like to see is this same approach being used against Rush Limbaugh.
Call him up during his Radio Program and Simply Reflect what he is already saying,
Only a little bit crazier.
Take The Disposition of someone that believes what they're saying, Be Articulate, Be Well Spoken, And little Schizophrenic.
Rush will be into the position of Either Agreeing with you, or Reprimanding you for being UnReasonable; Essentially Renouncing what he just asserted a moment before.
If Rush Agrees with you,
It will The Responsibility of The Next Caller to Take it up another Notch.
This is also The Methodology of The Friendly BullSh*ter.
The Friendly BSer doesn't actually want to lie to you, or lead you to believe false things, but merely entertain you with Silly NonSense.
The Success of The Friendly BSer lies in that They need to tell their stories convincingly, With complete Seriousness, All the While believing that Their Listeners, Their Audience -- Understands that they are pulling the legs of their listeners.
The Awkwardness of this Game is Attained when The Friendly BSer Becomes Aware that their listener, or Listeners, are actually believing them.
This is Not their Intention.
Believing these False Assertions may come around to Harming them in a Variety of Ways.
The Friendly BSer does not want this.
The Friendly BSer is your Friend and does not want you to come to harm in any way by believing their lies.
So The Friendly BSer is put in the impossible position of suddenly denying that everything they just said was a lie...
Which is; Logistically, Very UnDesirable.
...Or Take their Crazy Story to A New, Crazier Level with Circumstances & Occurrences that their most Gullible Listeners eventually find Completely Untenable.
Seriously Gullible people have the potential of Becoming very unpleasant at this point.
Because--
After several new tiers of Insanity have been Introduced
--And They finally Become aware that The Friendly BSer is lying to them, They become very confused.
Dumb, Confused people will often do Unpredictable Things.
At this Point; The Seriously Gullible Listener will become hysterical and Very Angry that you've been Lying to them,
While At the same time, hanging on to a thread of their own previous beliefs that you have been truthful with them for the last 20 minutes.
They are Confused & don't know what to believe.
This may make them a little dangerous.
This is why it is important to only BS, Use Sarcasm &/or Irony with An Audience that you Are Confident
Will Understand what you are Actually Asserting.
--
The Problem with being a Media Whore, that Uses the Schtick of Rush Limbaugh, Is that he can't really know who is listening.
He Can't really know how seriously his Audience is taking him.
He may be amused that his listeners are taking him more seriously than they should be...
And that is the real danger.
Rush Limbaugh is NOT The Friendly BSer.
Rush Limbaugh is A Clinically Obese, Callous & Indifferent Drug Addict, that Doesn't care that he is a Divisive Provocateur that is making the lives of every American & The Citizens of Other Nations, A little More Unbearable.
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.
As a semi-unrelated Digression...
The best way to argue a position or belief that you have, & wish to convince others of,
especially when these others are slightly dumb people...
It Is to Argue The Opposite of What You Believe...
But Argue Your Faux Point badly.
So Badly that your slightly dumb listeners will -Figure it Out- On their Own,
That this Argument is Wrong,
Leading them to take The Position that you -Really- Want them to Believe.
Is This Unethical?
There is a part of me that believes that this is what Fox News & Rush Limbaugh are doing.
They are arguing For Republican Conservatism so badly, So absurdly, That their audience is pushed towards a More Liberalist Position...
???
Friday, June 04, 2010
Finally got around to seeing Avatar...!
About the Only Review that i read concerning Avatar
Was This One by Wm Jaz;
And i thought after seeing Avatar on DVD that we'd watched two completely different films...???
Immediately after getting to The Smurf Sequences,
i thought that the animation was much cruder than i had been led to believe.
It really wasn't Really Hand Springs & A Unicycle Act over previous CGI Films.
The Most Obvious flaw that i quickly noticed was that the shadows seemed wrong,
And after flipping back & forth between The Smurf Sequences and what were Presumably Live Action, i decided that The CGI was just -Timid-.
The Same problem, But too a much lesser degree—
Than the washed out Gleep Monkey in Lost In Space [ 1998 ].
If they had just brought up the highlights a little and darkened the shadows,
It would have been much harder to see that there weren't the tiers of shadows and highlights from real life.
( that is; Shadows caused by reflections & Highlights.
Granted; This is very subtle stuff, but after our eyes become more & more accustomed to what reality -should- look like, i for one, become a harsher critic.
Also: As a life long Television Watcher, i am fascinated by the stylization of various programs that we, as television watchers, come to accept as -What is Real-.
Most people are aware that what we've come to expect an Explosion to look like, looks nothing like a real Explosion. We've been acclimated to all sorts of things like this, and as styles & Television Production Values change; What we accept as Real changes dramatically, So that a TV program that we grew up thinking was so very realistic—
Now is Intolerably Slipshod & Cheap looking.
This Effect is Greatly Magnified when it comes to CGI.
CGI films that blew us away just a few years ago,
Are now Unbearably Pong Looking.
Another thing; Was the 6 Legged Mammals ( ? ).
If The Smurfs followed the same evolutionary path as the other large mammals on this world,
Why don't they have 6 Appendages...?
Given that there may have been two major evolutionary branches on this tiny world,
With a Gravity less than Earth; What would have been the advantage of 6 Legs?
And What was even far more annoying ( derived from one stepping through the DVD )
Was that The Front Pairs of Legs were either simply mirroring the other pair,
Or moving in a gait that used the second pair as their hind legs...
As Opposed to Walking with a Genuine 6 Legged Gait,
Such as that of Ants or Beetles.
Cameron Added more -Kewl Looking Legs- but didn't take the time to figure out how a large animal like that would use them...??? !
Evolutionarily; Extra Legs have to demonstrate a specific Advantage,
While Reducing Disadvantages.
An Extra Pair of Legs on a Planet with little gravity is just dumb.
Jebus would not have made animals like this!
Another point that Wm Jaz and other reviewers made when the film first came out in theaters,
And makes me believe that i was watching a completely ReEdited Version...
Was that When Jake decided to Switch Sides,
The lead up to this: Made it Completely Obvious & Inevitable.
How could he Not have...?
Only A Complete Monster would have Followed General Ratchethead.
What annoyed me a little was that When Jake ( The ( Chosen One ) Hero ) lead all The Smurfs into battle without A Clever Plan to defeat The Sky Ghouls.
He was just taking The Blue Cat People to the slaughterhouse!
Small Points;
i would have liked to know what the Impossibilium metal that they were extracting was actually good for.
This name is rather derivative of the name Improbabilium,
used for the metal in The Film The Core.
Speaking of Recycling Ideas; i thought it was kind of odd that Signourney Weaver was in this film, given that 90% of The Heavy Machinery was taken from Aliens.
And While The Machines were Rendered more convincingly than The Smurfs,
They were still less than perfect.
Missing Surface dents, scratches, & peripheral shadows & second tier highlights being the most readily observed flaws.
They were at par with The Machines in The Last StarFighter [ 1984! ]
Then:
It seemed to me that many of the animals used were lifted straight out of
Barlow's Guide to Extraterrestrials.
Another Point:
While it makes the Humanimals The Bad Guys;
It's not really an AntiWar Film.
It's not even An Environmentalist Film.
It would have been perfectly reasonable for The Earthlings to come to this far off world and ignore all the asteroids & Ort Cloud of this Solar System and pick the one world with Intelligent life on it; Which is not really revealed as being extremely rare or not...
That is; In this Universe; Is it filled with planets with life, and intelligent life...???
Anyways... It would have been perfectly reasonable;
If they'd just kept to their little compounds, mined this rare metal, and left.
But no.
The Entire Point of The Film seems to be that Military Generals just want to Destroy Everything, And most Soldiers are of The Same MindSet.
This may in fact be entirely reasonable, And True.
But it makes for a kind of dumb movie.
Kind of like the Billy Jack films in which The Police were all Insane Killers.
Which also may be entirely reasonable, And True.
But i don't like watching films like that, because they're very depressing.
One final small point:
The Major Twist ( ? ) of the film seems to have been that the entire planet was one big brain.
Curiously; This idea is only briefly mentioned, and when it becomes a principle mechanism to beating The Earth Soldiers; The Viewer to left to piece all that together on their own.
While the film bashes you over the head with everything else; This one genuinely interesting idea is horribly undermined.
It would have been much more interesting if the film examined a little what it was like for a planet to think, or how the Signourney Character experienced this...?
Kind of like; In Equilibrium or Spider Man or in Futurama when Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee, and we get to see what Enlightenment is like.
i Always wanted The Star Wars films to show what it was like to experience the holistic universe of a Jedi Knight... But George never did share that with us.
That's pretty much it.
i don't expect this film to be favorably considered 2 years from now.
It will be forgotten, lacking the qualities that make even Godzilla memorable.
Was This One by Wm Jaz;
And i thought after seeing Avatar on DVD that we'd watched two completely different films...???
Immediately after getting to The Smurf Sequences,
i thought that the animation was much cruder than i had been led to believe.
It really wasn't Really Hand Springs & A Unicycle Act over previous CGI Films.
The Most Obvious flaw that i quickly noticed was that the shadows seemed wrong,
And after flipping back & forth between The Smurf Sequences and what were Presumably Live Action, i decided that The CGI was just -Timid-.
The Same problem, But too a much lesser degree—
Than the washed out Gleep Monkey in Lost In Space [ 1998 ].
If they had just brought up the highlights a little and darkened the shadows,
It would have been much harder to see that there weren't the tiers of shadows and highlights from real life.
( that is; Shadows caused by reflections & Highlights.
Granted; This is very subtle stuff, but after our eyes become more & more accustomed to what reality -should- look like, i for one, become a harsher critic.
Also: As a life long Television Watcher, i am fascinated by the stylization of various programs that we, as television watchers, come to accept as -What is Real-.
Most people are aware that what we've come to expect an Explosion to look like, looks nothing like a real Explosion. We've been acclimated to all sorts of things like this, and as styles & Television Production Values change; What we accept as Real changes dramatically, So that a TV program that we grew up thinking was so very realistic—
Now is Intolerably Slipshod & Cheap looking.
This Effect is Greatly Magnified when it comes to CGI.
CGI films that blew us away just a few years ago,
Are now Unbearably Pong Looking.
Another thing; Was the 6 Legged Mammals ( ? ).
If The Smurfs followed the same evolutionary path as the other large mammals on this world,
Why don't they have 6 Appendages...?
Given that there may have been two major evolutionary branches on this tiny world,
With a Gravity less than Earth; What would have been the advantage of 6 Legs?
And What was even far more annoying ( derived from one stepping through the DVD )
Was that The Front Pairs of Legs were either simply mirroring the other pair,
Or moving in a gait that used the second pair as their hind legs...
As Opposed to Walking with a Genuine 6 Legged Gait,
Such as that of Ants or Beetles.
Cameron Added more -Kewl Looking Legs- but didn't take the time to figure out how a large animal like that would use them...??? !
Evolutionarily; Extra Legs have to demonstrate a specific Advantage,
While Reducing Disadvantages.
An Extra Pair of Legs on a Planet with little gravity is just dumb.
Jebus would not have made animals like this!
Another point that Wm Jaz and other reviewers made when the film first came out in theaters,
And makes me believe that i was watching a completely ReEdited Version...
Was that When Jake decided to Switch Sides,
The lead up to this: Made it Completely Obvious & Inevitable.
How could he Not have...?
Only A Complete Monster would have Followed General Ratchethead.
What annoyed me a little was that When Jake ( The ( Chosen One ) Hero ) lead all The Smurfs into battle without A Clever Plan to defeat The Sky Ghouls.
He was just taking The Blue Cat People to the slaughterhouse!
Small Points;
i would have liked to know what the Impossibilium metal that they were extracting was actually good for.
This name is rather derivative of the name Improbabilium,
used for the metal in The Film The Core.
Speaking of Recycling Ideas; i thought it was kind of odd that Signourney Weaver was in this film, given that 90% of The Heavy Machinery was taken from Aliens.
And While The Machines were Rendered more convincingly than The Smurfs,
They were still less than perfect.
Missing Surface dents, scratches, & peripheral shadows & second tier highlights being the most readily observed flaws.
They were at par with The Machines in The Last StarFighter [ 1984! ]
Then:
It seemed to me that many of the animals used were lifted straight out of
Barlow's Guide to Extraterrestrials.
Another Point:
While it makes the Humanimals The Bad Guys;
It's not really an AntiWar Film.
It's not even An Environmentalist Film.
It would have been perfectly reasonable for The Earthlings to come to this far off world and ignore all the asteroids & Ort Cloud of this Solar System and pick the one world with Intelligent life on it; Which is not really revealed as being extremely rare or not...
That is; In this Universe; Is it filled with planets with life, and intelligent life...???
Anyways... It would have been perfectly reasonable;
If they'd just kept to their little compounds, mined this rare metal, and left.
But no.
The Entire Point of The Film seems to be that Military Generals just want to Destroy Everything, And most Soldiers are of The Same MindSet.
This may in fact be entirely reasonable, And True.
But it makes for a kind of dumb movie.
Kind of like the Billy Jack films in which The Police were all Insane Killers.
Which also may be entirely reasonable, And True.
But i don't like watching films like that, because they're very depressing.
One final small point:
The Major Twist ( ? ) of the film seems to have been that the entire planet was one big brain.
Curiously; This idea is only briefly mentioned, and when it becomes a principle mechanism to beating The Earth Soldiers; The Viewer to left to piece all that together on their own.
While the film bashes you over the head with everything else; This one genuinely interesting idea is horribly undermined.
It would have been much more interesting if the film examined a little what it was like for a planet to think, or how the Signourney Character experienced this...?
Kind of like; In Equilibrium or Spider Man or in Futurama when Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee, and we get to see what Enlightenment is like.
i Always wanted The Star Wars films to show what it was like to experience the holistic universe of a Jedi Knight... But George never did share that with us.
That's pretty much it.
i don't expect this film to be favorably considered 2 years from now.
It will be forgotten, lacking the qualities that make even Godzilla memorable.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Rough Idea / People are about as Smart as Fish
Cardinal Convictions
1. Skills that are learned, Do Not Transfer to Other Closely Related Skills!
• You would think that if Humanimal Sentient Minds were really Malleable by Learning & Thinking, Then the dexterity gained from any learned skills would be automatically transferred, or at least give you a head start on learning any new, closely related skill, But it has been repeatedly shown that this is Not the case!
2. Improvements to Well Understood & Commonly Used Appliances are made at a Rate Comparable with Random Mutations.
• You would think that if Humanimals could genuinely Think, Then any New Invention would Be Rapidly Improved upon until it achieved It's Definitive Form in A Reasonably Short Time, But it is More Often shown that the tiniest improvements are made only after years of misuse, accidents, systematic failure & general frustration of it's use.
Principal Arguments
The One Thing that Creates The Illusion that People are Much Smarter Than Fish,
Is that People have Language, and People Make Things.
If you step back from that for a moment
And consider This Assertion:
Turtles are About As Smart as Fish.
If you easily accept this...
Now What about;
Zebras are About As Smart as Turtles.
You might think at first that Zebra's are much smarter than Turtles...
But i would counter with; How so?
What sorts of things do Zebras do that would suggest that they are substantially smarter than Turtles?
If you watch Starfish, which have no real brains to speak of...
And by that i mean, While Starfish do have an established nervous system,
It's ( or They - Connected to The Five or So Arms - ) are not connected to any Central Mass of Nervous Tissue..!
Given that;
The Behaviour of Starfish, when sped up with Trick Photography,
Appear to be just as Sophisticated as Much Larger Animals,
Such as Turtles, or disorganized coyotes, with Well Documented Brain Material.
Likewise;
Zebra's behave in about this same way.
They wander around, eat a lot, jump away when something startles them, and so on.
Starfish, as it turns out, are Predators, which are usually,
When considering Mammals, Are Usually thought to be much Smarter than Herbivores.
And when we observe Starfish; They do indeed behave in a manner consistent with Mammalian Predators. They Wander Around, Spot a prey, Anticipate how The Prey is Going to React when it's attacked; Then move in for The Kill.
They are successful enough at this to be much more successful, in gross numbers of their species, than any Mammalian Predator.
Now;
Allowing—
Without exhaustive examples of the previous assertions, That The Lowest Animals behave in a nearly identical manner as the highest Order Animals, with the biggest Brains...
How many real Qualities do People have that make us behave substantially different from Starfish, or Fish in General... Or Turtles?
All Behaviors that extend directly from our ability to manipulate tools should be excluded for the most part, although, this may not really make any difference, as there are several different kinds of animals with gripping hands, paws or beaks, which have not quite accomplished the sort of things that people have...
While there are fish that do build rather sophisticated structures, As well as many Birds and Insects, without hands.
That is;
Hands & Fingers may not be that important to the argument of intelligence.
Pushing aside the entire issue of tool using,
as it apparently is an off shoot of some other attribute or Quality, not specifically related to fingers.
People Talk.
Many other animals seem to have primitive languages, although, in most of these cases, including apes & monkeys, And including apes that have been taught sign language,
These animals fall flat when using language to express the complexity of new & fresh ideas that people are routinely credited with fabricating.
It might be mentioned here that one of the principle arguments that people are about as smart as fish; Is that people as a species are credited with inventing clever ideas...
Most people, The Vast Majority; 80% by Volume, have not done this.
The Vast Majority of people have never created a new idea,
Or learned new skills by anything other than well regulated and habituated Pavlovian Conditioning.
The Vast Majority of people are the Easy Target when arguing that people are about as smart as fish.
The Argument is directed at The Vast Majority of people ( The Damp Masses )
And while The Argument Considers that There are Exceptional People that are able to generate New Ideas and Deviate substantially from The Typical Behaviour of most Fish & Turtles...
The Argument would prefer to avoid getting bogged down with these exceptional cases,
And concentrate on The Damp Masses and Fish in General.
Once it has been well established & Conceded that Most Humanimals ( Humsters ) are about as Smart as Fish;
Then—
Just how much smarter is The Smartest Humster from The Average Humster?
i suspect that it boils down to a few very special skills.
Where these special skills come from, or whether or not all humsters possess them,
Or— If all Animals have them in various degrees, Including Bee's & Amoebae...???
Such Deep Inquiries will be put aside for a moment.
What are these Very Special Skills.
Creativity is NOT one of them!
But— Recognition of A Good Idea Is!
It is quite easy to write a very simple computer program on a hand held calculator,
To Generate dozens of Entirely New & Genuinely Original Ideas...
But it is Very Much Harder to program the device, or The Largest Super Computer to Sort These Ideas to Good, Functional, Applicable Idea from The Crazy, Dysfunctional Ones.
The World is full of people that have come up with Very Original Ideas,
And then gotten into the most egregious mischief when they tried to apply them.
There is Another Kind of Creativeness
that May be One of The Special Skills.
This Other Kind of Creativity is The Ability to Come up with A MetaTemplate for New Ideas.
Most ideas, & most Creativity stems from The Use of Well Worn Templates,
Which take the form ( i.e., ) A + B = AB ( Amoung Many Other Established Templates )
Using this technique, the dullest lopheaded albino can be taught to be reasonably witty for a short time. If you use just one or two templates over & over again,
it becomes quickly apparent that you're not really very witty after all.
The MetaTemplate consists of A Template to Make new Templates.
It would seem that this -Should Be- Quite Easy to do; Especially once you've figured out that this would be a very advantageous approach to coming up with New Ideas...
But from my experience; It's VERY Hard.
Thinking in an Entirely New Way, Is bereft of The Usual Speed Bumps that Prevent an Ordinary Humster from Using Conventional Templates.
Coming up With A MetaTemplate requires identifying What Qualities make up The Usual Templates, Then Mixing them up, Then Determining Which ones have Useful Applications, at The Next Level(s down...?
The AntiThesis of The Good MetaTemplate may be viewed by examining the disorganized stream of QuaziConsciousness that Schizophrenics are so well known for.
They are indeed thinking / generating psuedothoughts; by means of MetaTemplates that are not in common usage, But it would appear that these MetaTemplates NEVER generate Useful or Applicable Ideas.
How many Templates & MetaTemplates are there?
i suspect that there are very few; And this would argue very strongly that this apparent observation of Genuine Clever Thinking is Dependent upon a small rule book of Tricks.
My apparent inability to successfully catalog these Templates & MetaTemplates
Is related, i suspect; To the problem of Identifying Real Taboos.
Anything that is Too Close to how we necessarily operate from day to day, Is so Obvious & by that extension; Invisible... They are very hard to see & contemplate.
The Real Taboos are things that we would -Really- Never Consider doing,
And The Templates that reasonably clever humsters use to generate Original Sentences,
Are Too Invisible to Think about...???
Only Crazy People, Very Young Articulate Children & Foreigners ( Aliens )
Can really see these kinds of things.
Another Skill may be :
Seeing into The Future.
Most animals & Humsters; simply react to what is happening to them, Right now.
Seeing into The Future; Reliably, is an amazing trick.
It is often used for Evil, But It can be used for Good as Well.
People that are rarely in accidents, probably have this skill.
Whether seeing into the Future really entails seeing into The Actual Future,
Or just reliably predicting what may happen is irrelevant to this examination.
Needs work...???
If i wanted to work this up into a book,
What would the Outline look like...???
Co-Authors encouraged to apply...!
1. Skills that are learned, Do Not Transfer to Other Closely Related Skills!
• You would think that if Humanimal Sentient Minds were really Malleable by Learning & Thinking, Then the dexterity gained from any learned skills would be automatically transferred, or at least give you a head start on learning any new, closely related skill, But it has been repeatedly shown that this is Not the case!
2. Improvements to Well Understood & Commonly Used Appliances are made at a Rate Comparable with Random Mutations.
• You would think that if Humanimals could genuinely Think, Then any New Invention would Be Rapidly Improved upon until it achieved It's Definitive Form in A Reasonably Short Time, But it is More Often shown that the tiniest improvements are made only after years of misuse, accidents, systematic failure & general frustration of it's use.
Principal Arguments
The One Thing that Creates The Illusion that People are Much Smarter Than Fish,
Is that People have Language, and People Make Things.
If you step back from that for a moment
And consider This Assertion:
Turtles are About As Smart as Fish.
If you easily accept this...
Now What about;
Zebras are About As Smart as Turtles.
You might think at first that Zebra's are much smarter than Turtles...
But i would counter with; How so?
What sorts of things do Zebras do that would suggest that they are substantially smarter than Turtles?
If you watch Starfish, which have no real brains to speak of...
And by that i mean, While Starfish do have an established nervous system,
It's ( or They - Connected to The Five or So Arms - ) are not connected to any Central Mass of Nervous Tissue..!
Given that;
The Behaviour of Starfish, when sped up with Trick Photography,
Appear to be just as Sophisticated as Much Larger Animals,
Such as Turtles, or disorganized coyotes, with Well Documented Brain Material.
Likewise;
Zebra's behave in about this same way.
They wander around, eat a lot, jump away when something startles them, and so on.
Starfish, as it turns out, are Predators, which are usually,
When considering Mammals, Are Usually thought to be much Smarter than Herbivores.
And when we observe Starfish; They do indeed behave in a manner consistent with Mammalian Predators. They Wander Around, Spot a prey, Anticipate how The Prey is Going to React when it's attacked; Then move in for The Kill.
They are successful enough at this to be much more successful, in gross numbers of their species, than any Mammalian Predator.
Now;
Allowing—
Without exhaustive examples of the previous assertions, That The Lowest Animals behave in a nearly identical manner as the highest Order Animals, with the biggest Brains...
How many real Qualities do People have that make us behave substantially different from Starfish, or Fish in General... Or Turtles?
All Behaviors that extend directly from our ability to manipulate tools should be excluded for the most part, although, this may not really make any difference, as there are several different kinds of animals with gripping hands, paws or beaks, which have not quite accomplished the sort of things that people have...
While there are fish that do build rather sophisticated structures, As well as many Birds and Insects, without hands.
That is;
Hands & Fingers may not be that important to the argument of intelligence.
Pushing aside the entire issue of tool using,
as it apparently is an off shoot of some other attribute or Quality, not specifically related to fingers.
People Talk.
Many other animals seem to have primitive languages, although, in most of these cases, including apes & monkeys, And including apes that have been taught sign language,
These animals fall flat when using language to express the complexity of new & fresh ideas that people are routinely credited with fabricating.
It might be mentioned here that one of the principle arguments that people are about as smart as fish; Is that people as a species are credited with inventing clever ideas...
Most people, The Vast Majority; 80% by Volume, have not done this.
The Vast Majority of people have never created a new idea,
Or learned new skills by anything other than well regulated and habituated Pavlovian Conditioning.
The Vast Majority of people are the Easy Target when arguing that people are about as smart as fish.
The Argument is directed at The Vast Majority of people ( The Damp Masses )
And while The Argument Considers that There are Exceptional People that are able to generate New Ideas and Deviate substantially from The Typical Behaviour of most Fish & Turtles...
The Argument would prefer to avoid getting bogged down with these exceptional cases,
And concentrate on The Damp Masses and Fish in General.
Once it has been well established & Conceded that Most Humanimals ( Humsters ) are about as Smart as Fish;
Then—
Just how much smarter is The Smartest Humster from The Average Humster?
i suspect that it boils down to a few very special skills.
Where these special skills come from, or whether or not all humsters possess them,
Or— If all Animals have them in various degrees, Including Bee's & Amoebae...???
Such Deep Inquiries will be put aside for a moment.
What are these Very Special Skills.
Creativity is NOT one of them!
But— Recognition of A Good Idea Is!
It is quite easy to write a very simple computer program on a hand held calculator,
To Generate dozens of Entirely New & Genuinely Original Ideas...
But it is Very Much Harder to program the device, or The Largest Super Computer to Sort These Ideas to Good, Functional, Applicable Idea from The Crazy, Dysfunctional Ones.
The World is full of people that have come up with Very Original Ideas,
And then gotten into the most egregious mischief when they tried to apply them.
There is Another Kind of Creativeness
that May be One of The Special Skills.
This Other Kind of Creativity is The Ability to Come up with A MetaTemplate for New Ideas.
Most ideas, & most Creativity stems from The Use of Well Worn Templates,
Which take the form ( i.e., ) A + B = AB ( Amoung Many Other Established Templates )
Using this technique, the dullest lopheaded albino can be taught to be reasonably witty for a short time. If you use just one or two templates over & over again,
it becomes quickly apparent that you're not really very witty after all.
The MetaTemplate consists of A Template to Make new Templates.
It would seem that this -Should Be- Quite Easy to do; Especially once you've figured out that this would be a very advantageous approach to coming up with New Ideas...
But from my experience; It's VERY Hard.
Thinking in an Entirely New Way, Is bereft of The Usual Speed Bumps that Prevent an Ordinary Humster from Using Conventional Templates.
Coming up With A MetaTemplate requires identifying What Qualities make up The Usual Templates, Then Mixing them up, Then Determining Which ones have Useful Applications, at The Next Level(s down...?
The AntiThesis of The Good MetaTemplate may be viewed by examining the disorganized stream of QuaziConsciousness that Schizophrenics are so well known for.
They are indeed thinking / generating psuedothoughts; by means of MetaTemplates that are not in common usage, But it would appear that these MetaTemplates NEVER generate Useful or Applicable Ideas.
How many Templates & MetaTemplates are there?
i suspect that there are very few; And this would argue very strongly that this apparent observation of Genuine Clever Thinking is Dependent upon a small rule book of Tricks.
My apparent inability to successfully catalog these Templates & MetaTemplates
Is related, i suspect; To the problem of Identifying Real Taboos.
Anything that is Too Close to how we necessarily operate from day to day, Is so Obvious & by that extension; Invisible... They are very hard to see & contemplate.
The Real Taboos are things that we would -Really- Never Consider doing,
And The Templates that reasonably clever humsters use to generate Original Sentences,
Are Too Invisible to Think about...???
Only Crazy People, Very Young Articulate Children & Foreigners ( Aliens )
Can really see these kinds of things.
Another Skill may be :
Seeing into The Future.
Most animals & Humsters; simply react to what is happening to them, Right now.
Seeing into The Future; Reliably, is an amazing trick.
It is often used for Evil, But It can be used for Good as Well.
People that are rarely in accidents, probably have this skill.
Whether seeing into the Future really entails seeing into The Actual Future,
Or just reliably predicting what may happen is irrelevant to this examination.
Needs work...???
If i wanted to work this up into a book,
What would the Outline look like...???
Co-Authors encouraged to apply...!
If North Korea Didn't Sink The SK Ship, Who Did?
i personally suspect that much of the bombing in Iraq & Afghanistan,
Were perpetrated by some faction within the US of the A's.
It's tempting to say— The CIA or somesuch,
But we probably don't know the name of this really secret organization,
or it might not even be a subset of the government proper...
The details are a little fuzzy.
But Who Gains from these Attacks?
The Iraqis want us out of Iraq,
But the bombing keep us there.
We have made that very clear,
We say we want to leave,
but we're not going to if these countries fall into anarchy if we do.
So Why would Iraqis ( & Afghan's ) that want us out,
keep doing things to keep us there?
Likewise;
The North Koreans may indeed be crazy,
But Who really gains from An Attack on a South Korean Warship...?
Especially; When The North Koreans are adamant that they didn't do it...
This looks very much like The History of The US & Japan—
Just prior to us goading them into a attacking us.
And now We are doing Exactly the Same thing with Ship Blockades & other punitive measures... Just to Force them into -- What?
i wouldn't be a bit surprised if they suddenly came into possession of a few nukes,
Or a few went off on The Korean Peninsula...
And who would get blamed for that?
But for what purpose is all this?
Who the heck knows...?
There is another story in there somewheres...???
Were perpetrated by some faction within the US of the A's.
It's tempting to say— The CIA or somesuch,
But we probably don't know the name of this really secret organization,
or it might not even be a subset of the government proper...
The details are a little fuzzy.
But Who Gains from these Attacks?
The Iraqis want us out of Iraq,
But the bombing keep us there.
We have made that very clear,
We say we want to leave,
but we're not going to if these countries fall into anarchy if we do.
So Why would Iraqis ( & Afghan's ) that want us out,
keep doing things to keep us there?
Likewise;
The North Koreans may indeed be crazy,
But Who really gains from An Attack on a South Korean Warship...?
Especially; When The North Koreans are adamant that they didn't do it...
This looks very much like The History of The US & Japan—
Just prior to us goading them into a attacking us.
And now We are doing Exactly the Same thing with Ship Blockades & other punitive measures... Just to Force them into -- What?
i wouldn't be a bit surprised if they suddenly came into possession of a few nukes,
Or a few went off on The Korean Peninsula...
And who would get blamed for that?
But for what purpose is all this?
Who the heck knows...?
There is another story in there somewheres...???
Monday, May 17, 2010
Cleaning Out The Blog File
i Started this Blog File awhile ago, so that i could write blogs while i wasn't connected to the interweb... But it turns out that i can't write unless i'm connected to the interweb...
( Sort of... )
Bits & Pieces...
Concerning the recent bombings in Iraq,
Who Benefits from This?
It seems crazy to me that these bombings would be perpetrated by factions populated by Iraqis that want to take over The Iraqi Government, After U.S. Forces leave.
These Bombings are only keeping U.S. Troops IN IRAQ.
The Bombings are working against all the best interests of All Political Factions, for All local Religious Factions & All Iraqi Ethnic & Cultural Sects.
The Only Group that benefits from The Bombings are The U.S. Government Cabals that want to maintain a Standing Army in Iraq forever.
It may well be that This U.S. Government Cabal has been sprinkling itching power throughout Europe, Japan, Korea & many other countries for the last 50 years, Purely to keep U.S. Standing Army Bases in These Countries... To Perpetuate Their Agenda of Allowing The U.S. Government as The De facto World Government.
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With all these bombing going on in Iraq & Europe, Why are there NO bombings or Other Terrorist Activities in The Continental U.S.?
A ) Such Bombings in Iraq & Europe are intended to Keep U.S. Standing Armies in Those Countries.
B ) Considering that The 911 Events were so sloppily constructed; And nearly fell apart ( Even amoung the most hardened Right Wing Nut Cases ), This U.S. Government Cabal that is The Actual force behind Al Qæda, may be reasonably concerned that any additional bombings that would be investigated by U.S. Citizens may finally unravel their scheme.
- -
The -Paradox- of This Crazy Interpretation is that it apparently disallows for any -Real- Al Qæda Gladiators.
i certainly believe that there are many disgruntled nationals from The Middle East & Other Regions that have severe grievances with The United States, and That many of these people are very smart... So why aren't these -Real- Disaffected Peons causing real mischief in The United States?
This is such a crazy mystery that the solution may require really excruciatingly withering thinking outside the box.
What if The Reason that The War on Terror wasn't coming Back to The United States, Is Because there is No War on Terror.
What if there weren't armies in Afghanistan & Iraq? What if The Local Nonsense in Palestine & Israel stayed Local?
Another solution would involve Time Machines.
Or that This is A Fractional Reality...
But if this were a Fractional Reality, Wouldn't it be more reasonable that Things would be Much, Much Crazier...?
What solution would mute out superfluous & Gratuitous Craziness for certain locations, but not others...???
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HayStack / A Censorship Subverting program that allows people in countries whose government filters a substantial portion of their interweb content, To view this Censored Content by hiding this forbidden information is inocculous data packages which these Censoring Filters allow through.
This is a perfect model for why SETI is doomed to fail. The Aliens that planted us here don't want us listening in on the communications of other civilizations. This sort of intergalactic Free Speech Effectively destroys Each Participating Culture, and Blending them into one culture, with the dominant cultures influencing the least or vulnerable cultures the most, and not in any good way. The dominant cultures never really succeed in morphing the vulnerable cultures into their culture, they end up only distorting them into very dysfunctional cultures without any principle ethical or social foundation.
This sort of Censorship is actually a very good thing, in that it allows each civilization to develop a unique culture, developing it one step at a time, while clearly understanding each step as it moves ahead.
On Earth; Technologically backwards cultures are often bombarded with iPods & HDTVs without having gone through the development period that allows their social foundations to survive the onslaught of countercultural influences. It could be convincingly argued that even in the cultures where this transitional period did take place, it effectively tore the social foundations apart without replacing them with a viable moral standard that considers multiculturalism as a new repository of ideas & ethical ideas.
( Sort of... )
Bits & Pieces...
Concerning the recent bombings in Iraq,
Who Benefits from This?
It seems crazy to me that these bombings would be perpetrated by factions populated by Iraqis that want to take over The Iraqi Government, After U.S. Forces leave.
These Bombings are only keeping U.S. Troops IN IRAQ.
The Bombings are working against all the best interests of All Political Factions, for All local Religious Factions & All Iraqi Ethnic & Cultural Sects.
The Only Group that benefits from The Bombings are The U.S. Government Cabals that want to maintain a Standing Army in Iraq forever.
It may well be that This U.S. Government Cabal has been sprinkling itching power throughout Europe, Japan, Korea & many other countries for the last 50 years, Purely to keep U.S. Standing Army Bases in These Countries... To Perpetuate Their Agenda of Allowing The U.S. Government as The De facto World Government.
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With all these bombing going on in Iraq & Europe, Why are there NO bombings or Other Terrorist Activities in The Continental U.S.?
A ) Such Bombings in Iraq & Europe are intended to Keep U.S. Standing Armies in Those Countries.
B ) Considering that The 911 Events were so sloppily constructed; And nearly fell apart ( Even amoung the most hardened Right Wing Nut Cases ), This U.S. Government Cabal that is The Actual force behind Al Qæda, may be reasonably concerned that any additional bombings that would be investigated by U.S. Citizens may finally unravel their scheme.
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The -Paradox- of This Crazy Interpretation is that it apparently disallows for any -Real- Al Qæda Gladiators.
i certainly believe that there are many disgruntled nationals from The Middle East & Other Regions that have severe grievances with The United States, and That many of these people are very smart... So why aren't these -Real- Disaffected Peons causing real mischief in The United States?
This is such a crazy mystery that the solution may require really excruciatingly withering thinking outside the box.
What if The Reason that The War on Terror wasn't coming Back to The United States, Is Because there is No War on Terror.
What if there weren't armies in Afghanistan & Iraq? What if The Local Nonsense in Palestine & Israel stayed Local?
Another solution would involve Time Machines.
Or that This is A Fractional Reality...
But if this were a Fractional Reality, Wouldn't it be more reasonable that Things would be Much, Much Crazier...?
What solution would mute out superfluous & Gratuitous Craziness for certain locations, but not others...???
,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,
HayStack / A Censorship Subverting program that allows people in countries whose government filters a substantial portion of their interweb content, To view this Censored Content by hiding this forbidden information is inocculous data packages which these Censoring Filters allow through.
This is a perfect model for why SETI is doomed to fail. The Aliens that planted us here don't want us listening in on the communications of other civilizations. This sort of intergalactic Free Speech Effectively destroys Each Participating Culture, and Blending them into one culture, with the dominant cultures influencing the least or vulnerable cultures the most, and not in any good way. The dominant cultures never really succeed in morphing the vulnerable cultures into their culture, they end up only distorting them into very dysfunctional cultures without any principle ethical or social foundation.
This sort of Censorship is actually a very good thing, in that it allows each civilization to develop a unique culture, developing it one step at a time, while clearly understanding each step as it moves ahead.
On Earth; Technologically backwards cultures are often bombarded with iPods & HDTVs without having gone through the development period that allows their social foundations to survive the onslaught of countercultural influences. It could be convincingly argued that even in the cultures where this transitional period did take place, it effectively tore the social foundations apart without replacing them with a viable moral standard that considers multiculturalism as a new repository of ideas & ethical ideas.
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