Why i hate science !

Saturday, May 31, 2014 4:36:15 PM

The Biggest Problems i have with Science :

 

Darwinianism is UnDisProvable. Every ‘Good’ or Reasonable Scientific Theory or Hypothesis must be DisProvable by some specific Mechanism or Process. But no matter how improbable any Biological Operation may be; Darwinianists will never accept that it provides a kink in their Theory, There is simply no alternative way to look at Creation of The Species, Other than Natural, Randomly Generating Selection.

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E=MC Squared. Doesn’t it seem a tiny bit ‘Odd’ that C; The Speed of Light ( The Speed, or Velocity of Light ) is being Squared for no Reason, & Then used as a Multiplicand for Mass to Equal Some Quantity of Energy. First of All; The Speed of Light, how is that in any way related to this, & then you have to get your Units of Measurement to Line up, & you’ve got The Speed of Something being multiplied by The Mass of Something ! That’s pretty much as crazy as a three legged dog at Miss American Pageant.

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The Big Bang. Just on The Face of it, It’s as Crazy as a Moon-Burger with Acne being Excused from Gym for being too yellow. Then; On top of that; The proponents of This Lunacy have to keep adding crazy shat on to it to keep it working. i’m willing to allow that it’s acceptable to keep hitting Capitalism over The Head to keep our Economy from falling off The Rails, but with a Scientific Theory, it becomes more problematic. They’ve had to add an Inflationary Period, during which The Universe was Growing outwards faster than The Speed of light. They they discovered that The Galaxies & Super Galactic Structures looked all Wrong, so they had to add Dark Matter & Dark Energy, for which they had no evidence for whatsoever. Then they claimed that The Universe was actually Accelerating when their Theory Clearly stated that it should be slowing down. When you usually have a scientific Theory that disagrees will all of your Observations, you discard The theory & make up a new one, Not keep rewriting The laws of physics to sustain your theory.

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Tides. Ever since The Third Grade when Tides were first Explained to me, i’ve been very suspicious of them. Granted; The Observations of how Tides Behave is Not The Fault of Scientists, but The Real ‘Conclusion’ that we should be drawing from Tides is that something very hinky is going on with The Physical World ! Just to remind you, The Tides are caused by The Moon Orbiting The Earth, While The Earth Revolves under The Moon, This causes The Oceans ( in most places ) to Rise & Fall in 12 hour Cycles. The Hinky part is that There are High Tides when The Moon is both Overhead & when it’s on The Opposite Side of The Earth, & These High Tides are just about Equal. The Explanation for this is pretty crazy too. This falls into that weird Category of ‘Just So Stories’ of how The Elephant got it’s long Trunk, Why Ball Lightning follows railroad Tracks, Why The Moon & Sun appear to be Exactly The Same Size, & Why The Moon always has one face towards us.

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The Hammer & Feather Experiment. In which a Hammer & Feather ( in a Vacuum ) fall at The same Speed. This s derived from some Experiments conducted by Galileo, in which he very carefully timed balls of various sizes rolling down some inclined ramps.

The Problem with this methodology is that he was attempting to measure The difference between The Gravitational Attraction of The Earth + A Bowling Ball & The Earth + a Tennis Ball. i don’t think you need to be a Roof & Siding Salesmyn to figure out that they’re going to just about equal to about 3000 decimal places.

Lets look at it this way; You’re conducting this experiment on The Earth & they ( The Bowling Ball & Ping Pong Ball ) fall at apparently The Same Rate.

Then you conduct The same experiment on The Moon, again The two balls fall at about The same rate, as best as you can tell, but they’re curiously falling more slowly, because The Moon is much smaller.

So what if; you repeated both of these experiments again, but this time you replace The Bowling Ball with The Moon in The First Experiment, & The Bowling Ball with The Earth in the Second Experiment. Again; Each time; The Observer on The ‘Host’ Planet would observe The Moon & Pingpong Ball falling at The Same Rate, & on The Moon, The Earth & Pingpong Ball would be Falling at The Same Rate, only Slower.

The Problem is; How can The Earth Fall towards The Moon at a different Rate than The Moon falls towards The Earth ?

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The Second Law of Thermodynamics. This one is especially Tricky in that my problem with it is how it is Frequently ‘ReWorded’.

The Second Law states that heat does not of itself pass from a cooler to a hotter body. Another, equivalent, formulation of the second law is that the entropy of a closed system can only increase.

One Problem is The Fudging of this Definition with The Inclusion of The Idea of a Closed System.

The Curious thing about Politicians or CEO’s that tell a Lie, is that they will reveal in The Lie that they are lying or being disingenuous. They do this by adding a clause or caveat so that latter when their lie is caught, they can say that they weren’t  lying at all !

i have no particular problem with The observation that hot gases tend to expand, but it should be noted that if this were universally true, stars would have a very hard time forming.

The Real Problem is when you reconfigure The 2nd Law to say that it really has to do with Things moving from Orderly Systems to DisOrderly Systems. Or thing tend to Break, Rather than Fix themselves.

Obviously; The Theory of Evolution Contradicts this. So this is where Closed Systems come to play.

But The Real difficulty is in Entropy; which is saying that Things become more disorderly in one of these closed systems.

OK— i’m Not sure how they’re defining ‘Closed’ here, because it seems to me a Closed system is where order is more likely to spontaneously organize itself, such as at The bottom of a closed Gravity Well.

But what is more disturbing is This Idea of Disorderliness. This is a very curious concept because Orderliness is an Entirely Subjective Observation.

The Anti-Thesis to this is that Everything ‘Just Is’ ( ! )

Who’s to say if a painting by Van Gogh is more orderly than a Painting by Degas ? That a Waltz by Chopin is more Orderly than a Jingle for Washing Detergent heard on The TV. i’m sure you could create some very clever arguments to prove any system is more Orderly than another, & then create an equally compelling argument that The Opposite is True. Daily Life is Full of such Arguments that are pulling & pushing us along The Sidewalks of Western Civilization.

While Eggs tend to break apart in frying pans, they are pulled together inside of chickens.

Astronomers tells us that The Universe will eventually fly apart, as The Stars burn up & are eventually swallowed up, one by one into bigger & bigger black holes.

But it seems to me that whenever two of these Black Holes skim by one another, just as comets are pulled from The outer solar system into The Sun, Not to crash into The sun, but flip around it, & head back out into deep space beyound pluto.

These Black Holes would come racing in towards one another, barely missing one another, & upon their closest approach, tear each other apart, creating new hydrogen & helium & releasing countless other atoms, just as Quasars appear to be doing all The time, in our current universe.

The Universe isn’t getting colder, it’s maintaining a nice comfortable living room temperature if you’re inclined to wear a sweater around The house.

The Anti-Thesis; Even for these Crazy Astronomers that believe in The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics is that The Universe should have frozen a long time ago, since it’s infinitely old.

Duh.

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Logic is Bunk. The Difference between a smart myn & a stupid one, is that while both believe all sorts of crazy things, The Smart one is clever enough to create an argument to prove What they believe is true.

Paradoxes, all by themselves, prove that logic is bunk. & by this i mean that reasoning falls apart when confronted with The simplest word games or misrepresentations of sentence Structures.

Not all sentences make sense. Some may seem to, but they’re really just gibberish.

On another level; Let us imagine that there is a Genuine Way to Think Rationally, & that this methodology has been codified into a System of Logic that we’ll call ‘Propositional Logic’, or more Accurately; ‘Fractional Propositional Logic’. The purpose of prefixing this with The Word ‘Fractional’ is to allow that Not all of The Statements used within this Logical Process are 100% True or 100% False. In The Real World, there are plenty of things that we’re just Not sure about, or they may be mostly true, some of The Time, or usually False, 30% of The Time.

As i like to Say; ‘i’m as sure of (x, as that there are Elephants in Africa.’

Along with this very good system of Good Logic, which by The way, can only that True Things are True;

There is another System of ‘Bad’ ‘Logic’ or ‘Reasoning’ that we’ll call ‘Jiggery Pokery’ Logic. This is usually thought of in terms of Joke or Riddle Logic or Batman/Riddler Logic or HamString Logic.

Jiggery Pokery Logic can be used to Prove that anything is True.

That is; Jiggery Pokery can be used to create a seemingly irrefutably logical argument that anything is True.

As proof of this; There are countless Jiggery Pokery Arguments that ‘Oldie Time Scientists’ used to Prove all sorts of things in years past, which we now ‘Know’ are pure malarky !

We should interject here that The Purpose, or Functionality of The Good Logic ‘Fractional Propositional Logic’ is to provide a measure of ‘Certainty’ to our Beliefs. It is fine to simply believe things that make you happy, or things that seem to make sense, or taking a sound pragmatic footing on your beliefs & using them to ‘get things done’; But some people always want to be really sure that when they believe is really true. Really True, Really really. Absolutely True. 

That is where Fractional Propositional Logic comes to play, By carefully constructing a solid, genuinely irrefutable argument for (x, you can rest assured that it must be true. It has to be. It can’t Not be True !

The Problem is that, As we’ve mentioned already, Jiggery Pokery Arguments can prove anything you want to be true, is really true.

If a Fractional Propositional Logical Argument is shown to be flawed in some way, it may be possible to fix it, by approaching The Proof from a different Direction or Reconsidering your Axioms, & Hopefully; Your Final Argument will be Short & Elegant & easy to follow from beginning to end.

A Jiggery Pokery Argument can always be fixed by slapping more & more clever Jiggery Pokery Arguments to your Initial Effort to make it Whole again. This process can continue for any number of recursive itinerations until your opponents finally give up & go home.

But a Fractional Propositional Logical Argument can only be taken so far before it becomes clear that What you were hoping to prove, just isn’t.

At this point; it may be possible to create an anti-thesis argument to provide you with some ‘Closure’ so that you can stop trying to prove that Unicorns can ride a surf board.

The Problem though, is that with The Existence of Jiggery Pokery Arguments that pass off as Fractional Propositional Arguments for Centuries, in some cases; This Certainty that you’re hoping to achieve with Fractional Propositional ‘Good’ Logic is Defeated with The Awareness that any given Argument that may seem to be a ‘Good’ Argument, is really just a very Clever ‘Bad’ Argument; Which means that that Certainty is an inescapable Illusion; Thus; Logic is Bunk.

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My Favorite Paradox :

The Unexpected Quiz

A teacher announces to her class that sometime next week, at 9:00am, there will be an unexpected quiz.

That is; The test will be given on either Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

So one of the students decides that if the test weren't given on either Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday; Then it would have to be given on Friday, and thus; If it were given on Friday, it wouldn't be unexpected!

Using this same reasoning; The test can't be given on Thursday, since it can't be given on Friday, it can't be given on Thursday either. Likewise, i can't be given on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday.

Confident that The Unexpected Quiz can't be given on any of the days next week, he doesn't prepare at all and is astonished when the test is given the following week.

What is curious, is that it could be given on Friday!

For the average student that hadn't over-thought this paradox, they would simply arrive at school on Friday morning and be suitably surprised that a test was being given.

In fact, if anything, they may have completely forgotten that a test was being given that week by the time that Friday rolled around.

While the students that have carefully analyzed the conditions of the test and decided that logically it could not be given on Friday would be especially surprised that it was given on a day that he was convinced it couldn't be given on...!

The most troubling case would be that of a student that considered the conditions of the unexpected quiz, or had it explained to him by the smarter student, but didn't quite buy into the logic of the argument. So that when Friday does come around, and this student is thinking, It's been explained to me that it can't be given today, but still, maybe it will be. The test has to be given sometime this week, and this is the last day, so that they will be expecting it.

The Solution then; Is that while logically, it can be given on Friday, it will be far more unexpected on Wednesday.

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Heisenberg was Uncertain, Not Reality!

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle is one of the most misunderstood rules of thumb in the entire history of the physical sciences. It is commonly used by spiritualists, The Clergy & Zen Motorcycle Mechanics to insert into our understanding of the universe, a ghostly aspect that solves the problems of freewill, consciousness & NDEs.

What HUP was really stating was that if you want to look at something really tiny, as tiny as things get; The only way to do so is to look at them with other really tiny things, and in so doing, The thing that you're trying to examine will be substantially altered by the tools that you're using to examine them.

When you shine a flashlight on an apple in a dark room, The light is going to imperceptibly raise the temperature of the apple and maybe even shove it over about a half of an electrons diameter.

When you shine a flashlight on an individual atom, you're going to kick it across the room. And whatever it was doing before you turned the flashlight on, is now completely unknowable.

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 The Truth About Magnetism ( & Gravity

i’ve been a big fan of Richard Feynman for a long time, i’ve read all of his ‘Popular’ books & i think that he’s an alright kind of guy—

But—

i have watched two separate videos in which he was a complete Jerk, & these both pertained to questions about Magnetism.

In both Videos, The Interviewer tried to get Richard to explain what it was that both pushed magnets apart from one another, & alternately, pulled them together if you flipped one over.

In both videos; Richard weaseled out it by essentially saying that he’d like to explain it, but that The interviewer was too stupid to understand The answer !

Many Physicists genuinely believe that they’ve got Physical Reality completely Nailed down & they understand everything with such confidence that all The Physics departments should be shut down in all The universities because they know everything now.

OK.

Some of them are willing to allow that a few things are still unknown. But they’re really little Details.

But What Physicists have actually only done is labeled about 60% of all Physical Phenomena & Made a lot of reasonably accurate measurements.

But there are still many stupendously gigantic holes in this understanding. Like’ What is The Underlying causality of Gravity or Magnetism. Labels are Not Understanding.

Saying that Gravity is merely The Curvature of Space-Time evades The Question of what is Space-Time & Why Curving something is going to ‘push’ it in any given direction.

Nevermind that many of The Equations in The Standard Model, which Physicists use to explain everything, are Dependent on a handful of ‘Constants’ which are made up from hole cloth to make The other Variables fit together.

The Correct Answer that Richard should have given was; No one knows.

Having said that; His Explanation of how Mirrors or Rubberbands work are Mind Blowing !

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Scotchtape

There is new headway from time to time for how scotchtape works, but everytime i come across a new explanation, it seems only slightly less hokey than the last explanation.

As with just about any observable phenomena that obviously works, there must be a rational description of it, and if it's completely inexplicable, a best guess is constructed that will include elements made up out of whole cloth.

The real problem with Scotchtape is that if it's sticking by some chemical means, then how does it stick to glass?

If the chemical explanation is true, why does it stick to virtually any dry surface, whether it's essentially acidic or alkaline?

So then it's suggested that it's the gel that squeezes out the air, and it's air pressure on the back of the tape that presses it down...! ??? This hardly seems plausible since scotch tape works so well on paper when it is repeatedly flexed.

Maybe then; The gel is fusing with the fibers of the paper...

So that Scotch tape takes many different techniques to each task, some of which do the work of sticking, while the others, do nothing.

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Why do Smart People let Dumb People Run The World?

Why hasn't a philosopher king come to rule the world?

It may be that running the world would be insanely tedious, and that really smart people have come to realize this. It is the sort of job that is best handled by middle management drones with nominal IQ's . While these drones may initiate great mischief from time to time, The Smartest People are usually able to just side step it, and don't really consider the damp masses anything to worry about anyway.

Very Smart People will find the means to do what they really want to do anyway, and while the world may be burning around them, they are content to watch from a far off window and sigh worrisomely.

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Balloons Can't Fly

If a balloon is blown up and holding its shape, then the pressure inside it must be greater than the pressure outside, and this is exactly the opposite of the explanation of why it rises...

Granted; The hot air or helium in the balloon may weigh less than the surrounding air, but if you removed the air, would the balloon rise in a vacuum? No.

It would just sit there, like a feather or paperclip.

So the explanation requires that the surrounding air pressure somehow detects that the air inside the balloon is less dense than the surrounding air, but the only clue that the outside air has, is the pressure surface on the skin of the balloon, which is higher to hold the shape of the balloon... ( ? )

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What are The Real Simple Machines?

The Traditional Simple Machines are;

The Lever, Incline Plane, Wedge, Screw, Wheel & Axle; And The Pulley.

In these cases; The Road under The Wheel is equivalent to The Rope running through The Pulley. Is this ‘Other’ Component, The Tether, A Simple Machine in its own right ?

Obviously though; The Wheel/Axle & Pulley are the same thing, and allowing the axle to be elemental to one, and not the other is suspicious! Might it be that the Axle is a simple machine in it's own right?

Again; The Incline Plane, Wedge & Screw are all the same thing.

And The Lever may be the most elemental form of the other five!

Would not the focal point of the Incline Plane & Wedge be the fulcrum of these two devices, and then the point of the screw would be it's fulcrum, while the center rotational point of the wheel & pulley be their fulcrum's...?

What is The Best Definition for a Simple Machine? Can it have parts?

Where does it derive it's functionality from? Can a Diode be a simple machine?

Can a Hole be a simple machine? Can a piece of String?

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The Real Vowels

The Traditional Vowels are A, E, I, O & U Allowing for Y & W.

A Vowel is Rather Arbitrarily Defined as an Open Vocal Tract Sound,

But is more readily perceived as a Unique Continuous Sound that forms An Elemental Phoneme upon which other sounds can use & extend upon.

Such as B, C, D, G, P, T, V & Z are all derived from E.

The Vowel A is The Elemental Foundation for J & K.

Other Vowels, such as I & U produce only Y, A Vowel in it's own right, And W & Q.

Is Q a Unique Vowel...?

O is entirely unique as an elemental phoneme.

Then there is F which has a very unique phonemic & continuous sound.

As do; L, M, N & R.

S; A very common phoneme gives rise to H & X.

The Real Vowels should be: A E I O U F L M N R & S, And Sometimes Q.

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Should Numbers be Included?

1 is built upon N

2 is built upon U

3 is built upon E

4 is a slight permutation of R

5 is interesting. It seems to either be a Vowel itself or makes use of V as a PreVowel?

Does Five form an extending sound, or end with a Consonantal ‘uh’ ?

6 is built from S

7 is built upon N

8 is a Consonant

9 is built upon N

0 is a variation extended from O.

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Jupiter

From Earth; Jupiter would appear, viewed with the naked eye, to have appeared no bigger than Venus, Mars or Saturn. In fact; Venus would appear much larger, and Mars would be more apparent & unique from it's color, But Jupiter is the principle gawd from Roman & Greek Mythology...? Why would they think it was anything special?

It might be suggested that it has a much longer orbital period than Mars or Venus... But from Earth; It would cross the sky at the same speed as the background stars, and even considering this apparent shift from night to night, The orbit of The Earth would wash this effect out. The Priestly observers would have to have a thorough understanding of planetary dynamics to make sense of this, and if so; Saturn should have been the King Gawd.

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Fractals / Blood Vessels / DNA

The Veins & Arteries inside the human / animal body are obviously fractal, but just how general is the formula for each animal in a species, or all animals in general? Does a dog or cat use the same fractal formula as humanimals? When comparing all humanimals, where does the fractal pattern of veins break from anatomical physiological requirements for organ placement, and start making pure fractal branching patterns? Then; At that point, the pattern of each person would be unique or highly divergent for each person.

The underlying question is then: How much DNA is needed to map out all the veins & arteries before the elegant solution of fractals can start its magic.

Then of course; Once you begin to apply the Fractal Model to explain why it’s not necessary to have Each Arterial & Veinous Branch specified by another axon of DNA encoding; But thereafter, You still need the Fractal Information & The Machinery to Interpret that Fractal Expression, which when written out mathematically; is quite lengthy.

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Quantum Entanglement

The Problem i have with Quantum Entanglement, aside from no one being able to explain what it is, And that it seems to defy every elemental idea of cause & effect & the idea of distance separating events... which i actually don't mind too much... ( ? ) ...It's that if it were possible for two particles to ever become entangled... This would be going on; All The Time. Every particle in the universe would be Entangled with every other particle in the universe. How could you, by any experimental apparatus, believe that you have isolated two particles and that they are uniquely Entangled to each other, and not all the other particles that they are simultaneously entangled with...?

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Gyroscopes Clearly Defy Gravity

Gyroscopes are a terrific example of something that is observed, and observed to be clearly impossible, so some crazy explanation is created ad hoc to summarily dismiss it.

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Floating a Battleship in A Cup of Water

Clearly there is something very odd about being able to float a battleship on a thin film of water that surrounds the battleship at & below the waterline.

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Spaghetti

How can anyone suck up a Spaghetti Noodle ?

The Mechanism is that A Person creates a Low Pressure Zone inside their mouth,

But The Outside Pressure is applied to The Entire Length of The Noodle, from all Directions, How can it possibly be pushing The Noodle into your mouth?

Even if you allow that The Pressure that really counts is The Tiny Area around The Mouth; That has to work against The Weight of The Noodle, and The Pressure on all sides of The Noodle from The Sides. Where is The Point that is Actually pushing The Noodle into your Mouth?

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Yellow Radish / Raw Ideas for a Story

Chub Cartwright’s Spirit Guide : Yellow Radish

Why was I chosen?

Why did Yellow Radish pick me?

Chub is building a Flying Saucer in his backyard.

 

Principle Characters

Chub Cartwright

Khaki Wormburrow

Impurity ( Papaya ) Doggeral

Incestia Fuchsia

 

When Chub was only 4 years old; It was apparent that he had a precocious talent for drawing, and mechanical drawing at that. His parents; Edith & Whitecollar began with early hopes of Chub becoming a famous Architect or Engineer, and although they bought him stacks of technical journals & expensive drawing tools, It was soon clear that Chub was only interested in drawing one thing. Flying Saucers, or more accurately; One Specific Flying Saucer.

Whitecollar Cartwright took his son to expensive psychologists and was gently told that Chub was probably Autistic, and would require life long supervision, as he would never emotionally or intellectually develop beyound that of a 6 year old.

The Cartwright’s didn’t believe this; As Chub seemed to be relatively normal other than his preoccupation with The Flying Saucer that he drew nearly constantly.

When he got to be 8; He suddenly stopped drawing The Flying Saucer and became an obsessive bookworm, reading mostly chemistry & physics texts. At least once a week, he would ride his bike to any one of The local universities or community Colleges, corner a physics professor and get them to explain some fine point regarding atomic theory, quantum structures or well established dogmas that he invariably rejected.

He became such a pest that several of The universities obtained court orders barring him from setting foot on their campus’. But this was largely unnecessary, as he soon tired of arguing with them anyways.

After a year or so of reading voraciously; He abruptly stopped and began doodling again.

When he started drawing again though, it wasn’t The Flying Saucer, But geometric looking graphs & what a lay viewer may have interpreted as algebraic equations. When his parents showed these papers to mathematicians & physicists though, they insisted that they were merely gibberish, and The School psychologist said that he was engaging in ‘Drawing Behaviour’; Which was quite different from actual drawing.

His parents were sure that these appraisals were mistaken, and refused to have him committed as everyone suggested that he should have been. The School District even went so far was to have Chub’s parents charged with Parental Neglect & Abuse, by forcing him to live at home & not in an institution where Chub could receive all The Medications that he obviously needed.

It was only after spending their live savings in legal fees were they able to fend off this attack. With what little money they had left; They moved to a small house in another town, changed their names to Peckeral & Magus Northtoes, And never mentioned Chub’s peculiar habits to anyone ever again.

Chub was able to remain Chub, as he refused to answer to any other name.

Magus; Chub’s mother. home schooled him The best she could, and despite Chub’s inability to learn any skills that might appeal to an employer; He won an Interstate Lottery for 238 million dollars which should have set him for life.

Chub gave 26 million to each of his parents and distributed most of The remainder to other relatives and 3 of his friends from his old neighborhood.

He kept only five hundred thousand for himself, which he converted into ten’s & twenty’s and hid all The bills in a series of shoeboxes that he hid in many different locations. Even his parents weren’t privy to where The shoeboxes were located.

He also was savvy enough to purchase a house of his own in a nice quiet neighborhood and arranged with The town’s council to pay for all his property taxes, electricity & Water for perpetuity in one lump sum payment which they readily agreed to. Apparently it was their belief that this amount, which was never disclosed, was quite excessive for The expected lifetime of Chub.

Then he started to build The Flying Saucer in his backyard.

He had chosen this house for two principle reasons;

One— The Backyard was sufficiently large enough to accommodate The Flying Saucer,

And Two— The lady that lived next door reminded him of A TV Character that he was especially fond of.

The lady next door; Horice Littlebats, turned out to be a very friendly woman that liked to bake cookies & pies, which she often shared with Chub. Everyone in The Neighborhood quickly came to understand that Chub was eccentric, in a harmless sort of way, and easily tolerated The Flying Saucer, even after The Initial Frame Work topped out over most of their houses. A local Television Crew came out to interview him about The Flying Saucer, but at that time; It looked quite ridiculous, and not at all like something that would even support its own weight, and all of The Answers that Chub gave The nice lady that interviewed him were completely incomprehensible to everyone there.

So that thereafter; No one showed too much interest in him or The Saucer.

Occasionally; Someone would drive through this town and hope to spot The Flying Saucer, but in The Summertime, The Thick Foliage hid it, And in The Bitter Winter months, The Snow kept everyone away.

It wasn’t until Chub made some friends with three girls that walked down his alley every day on their way to & from school that anyone really showed any substantial interest in Chub’s project.

That is where The Story Begins.

The Three Girls were:

Khaki Wormburrow

Impurity ( Papaya ) Doggeral

Incestia Fuchsia

They brought a pizza & A box of Diet Cokes over one sunny friday afternoon, On a day that Chub happened to be taking ‘off’ and was laying on The Grass beside The Saucer. A few flies were crawling on his bare back and this tiny amount of contact with other living beings seemed to be just The right amount to sustain his psychological equilibrium.

When Chub saw that The girls had brought a pizza, he immediately warmed to them, and was also delighted that when they asked questions about The Flying Saucer, they asked intelligent followup questions which strongly suggested that they were attentively & thoughtfully listening to his expositions.

No one had ever ‘really’ shown any interest in The Project before.

Never.

That morning, Chub had been painting over The (x Section with a Paint that Catalytically Hardened into a Material substantially Stronger than Diamond. This was Interlaced with Another ‘Paint’ that Foamed up when drying, forming a QuaziCyrstaline lattice that was also substantially stronger than any material known to mankind.

When Impurity Doggeral, Whom most everyone called; Papaya, asked where he’d gotten these paints from; Chub said that he’d created them himself, although The Formulas came to him in waking dreams that ‘Yellow Radish’ had transmitted to him.

This was The First Day, The first time; That he had ever mentioned Yellow Radish to anyone. That was how comfortable he felt around these girls. He went on to explain that The Name; Yellow Radish was probably not The Actual Name of Yellow Radish, but that’s what it ’Sounded’ like, although; He’d never really heard The Name either.

The Waking Dreams were very odd; As if he were perceiving them with Senses that his Body wasn’t equipped with. He would see & hear & feel things in these waking dreams, but The Colors were outside The Colors he could see with his Eyes, The Sounds were unlike anything he could hear with his Ears and he felt things that only his Soul could Touch.

The Girls nodded, taking this all in, and actually seemed to empathize with what he was saying. This was so uncharacteristic of all of Chub’s prior experiences with people that he began to suspect that there was something very odd about these girls and frankly told them so.

‘Oh yes; Everyone thinks we’re odd.’ blurted Incestia.

The other girls nodded knowingly.

‘You’re The Only person that I’ve ever met that didn’t seem completely crazy.’ Added Khaki.

‘What about me?’ Shot Papaya.

‘Without Saying; You Two as well!’

‘Hehm.’ sighed Papaya.

Chub went on to Explain how he made The Paints and some other structural innovations as well. He even showed them The Horn of Plenty which wasn’t working yet. When I get it operational; It will make everything else that I need all by itself, but it’s slow going.

I have to build The Formation Grid on The Atomic Scale, And that required that I incrementally created 18 levels of progressively smaller tools, Each one was used to make The Next Smaller Level. I’ll need 6 more levels before I can begin to assemble The First Plate; And once that’s fully functional; It should all go pretty quickly after that.

‘So how much longer will it all take?’ asked Khaki.

‘At least 3 more years.’

‘And you’ve already been at it for 6 years.’ said Papaya.

‘And then what?’ Asked Incestia.

‘And then?’ mused Chub.

‘I don’t know. I suppose I’ll fly it off somewheres, but Yellow Radish hasn’t suggested at all why I’m building it. And curiously; I have not been particularly curious.’

‘Well; that’s not entirely reasonable.’ Interjected Khaki.

‘How can you not wonder what this is for? Who is Yellow Radish and Why did S’he (it pick you to for this?’

‘OhKay; I have wondered a little. And I did mention to a Psychologist when i was 9 that someone was showing me The Flying Saucer that I was Drawing back then. And he said; ‘Who is Showing You?’ and I tried to explain how The Images came to me, and Dr. Greenleaves made it clear that he thought that I was possessed by a Daemon.’

‘And did he arrange to have you Exorcised?’ Asked Incestia.

‘No; I refused to see him anymore and I never mentioned where The Images were coming from. After that; I just let The Process come through me without giving it anymore thought. It was so incredible to See & Experience what Yellow Radish was showing me, I thought that if i began to Question it; It would stop, And i most definitely didn’t want it to stop.’

‘Well; It’s probably an Alien, And you just happened to have The Same Brain Frequency that S’he(it does.’ Suggested Khaki.

‘Or maybe Chub is A Reincarnated Alien and his visions are Memories from when he was A Completely Different kind of Being.’ Added Papaya.

‘Maybe it’s an Evil Alien, and his isn’t a Flying Saucer, But a Doomsday Device that Will Destroy The Earth!’ Screamed Incestia.

‘We’ll just have to wait and see.’ Concluded Chub.

‘Aren’t you worried, At least a little bit?’ Asked Incestia.

‘I can’t explain my confidence that this is going to be all right, and I can’t even begin to suggest how Important this all is; But I’m absolutely sure that things are being taken care of to complete this project beyound my backyard.’

‘What do mean by that?’ Asked Incestia.

‘Things have happened; Very unlikely coincidences & such that have forced me to conclude that I am only a small part of A Larger Scheme. If any of The Other members of This Project have doubts, The World will either be destroyed or Saved by Action or Inaction.’

‘We’ll just have to wait and see.’ sighed Incestia.

When The Girls left later that first afternoon, each was sure that they’d become part of this Greater Scheme.

And they were.

A Very Mischievous Terror Attack Plan

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 7:46:48 PM

A Very Mischievous Terror Attack Plan

The Purpose ( Which everyone seems to have forgotten ! ) of Any Good Terrorist Attack; is to Change The Orthodoxy ( Status Quo ) So that they will Do The Right Thing.

Orthodoxies almost never want to do The Right Thing.

Especially if they have some momentum behind them.

People hate to change.

Everyone hates to change.

Even The people that want to change everything, hate to change in any way that is Not The way they want to change.

People & Policies will only change if they are under irresistible duress or are very cleverly tricked into changing, by making them believe that The change is Not a change, that The old ways were The changes that they want to avoid ( ! )

Which happens all The time by means of a Pervasive Mogul Media Network whose Agenda is Very Mysterious. ( Where are they Taking us ? )

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i often reflect on how very curious it is that many of The Public Policies, Public Opinions, Laws & such that we ‘Now’ consider ‘Obviously Right’ & ‘Just’ were Adopted in The Very Recent Past.

After something like 25,000 ( ± ) years of Civilization, which also seems like a very short time, ( or The Use of Electricity being adopted within The Lifetimes of our Eldest Citizens ! ) — Civilization is still tepidly picking at ‘What is Right’.

The Laws of Today are Not Nearly as Silly as many of The Laws in Code of Hammurabi, They are now; Just as Silly ( ! )

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So Anyways;

This Terrorist Attack, which would probably have to be replayed several times, in several different venues, before it finally achieved The Desired Effect, Which would be to Very Radically Change The World’s Judicial Regulators ( e.g.; The USA’s Law Enforcement Agencies ) to A More ‘Thoughtful’ Police Response, That is Less ‘Reactionary’, Or to A Less ‘Fearful’ Response to Crime; Violent Crime, Other Acts of Terrorism, Foreign Policies or An Overt Visitation/Contact by Aliens from The Stars.

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It might also be initially noted that The Number of Cases in which Police Officers use UnWarranted Force against ‘Civilians’ is Grossly & Methodically UnderReported by The Main Stream Media.

But This is Not The Principle Motivation of This Project;

The Principle Motivation is to Cause our Entire Society to become more ‘Reflective’ & More Respectful of Human, Animal & Plant Life; e.g.; The Miracle of Life, & Adopt a More ‘Conscious’ Attitude towards ‘Being Human’.

Step One :

Kidnap a bunch of Innocent Victims ( Sacrifices for The Cause ); Young Children, Clerical Workers, Relatives of The Police, Off Duty Police Officers, Or Whatever.

Step Two :

Obtain a House.

Step Three :

Gag all The Victims & Tie them up against The Walls of The House, or hang them from The Ceilings in a Benign Way, such as tying their hands together & suspending them from hooks, without harming them in any way.

Step Four :

Lure The Police ( SWAT Team ) To The House with some pretense.

Step Five :

Use Robots to shoot at The Police in such a manner that None of The Police are Harmed in any way ( Think : Terminator II, The Scene at Laboratory where The T-500 Body Parts are being kept ).

Consequence :

The Police shoot up The house, killing all of The Innocent Victims.

Repeat until Public Opinion finally adopts a position that The Police should never fire their guns unless they know exactly what they’re shooting at, & are fully capable/qualified/able to hit what they intend to. Even if this means taking on a very, very timid policy of ever shooting their weapons.

Perhaps even taking of a ‘No Violence’ Policy.

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For many, many years, after The popular adoption of guns throughout Western Civilization, The British Bobbies ( Street Officers in Great Britain ) did Not Carry Guns. The thinking was; that such a policy would merely encourage The Criminals to Exhibit a Position of Parity with The Police.

i’ve often wondered; If The Police are shooting at you, do you have The Right to Defend Yourself ? Even if you’ve just committed some Criminal Act, & Maybe you were The One that shot first, Once Bullets start Flying, Are you Legally Obligated to allow The Police to Shoot you ?

It seems to me that a much Crazier ( Morally Superior ) Position would be that if you were a criminal & you shot first at The Police to keep them from chasing you. The police would then take a more circumspect approach to your apprehension, always placing a great value on your ( criminal ) safety until you were satisfactorily ‘contained’. This may mean that The Police would be in Greater Jeopardy, as well as ‘Innocent Civilians’, But once this Policy was widely adopted; The Criminals would have less ‘Motivation’ to use force while ‘Playing The Cat & Mouse Game’. ( ? )

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Why would this be desirable ?

Why Not just continue on with our current policies of showing no respect for anyone or anything, except yourself or The Status Quo, or The Corporate Check Writers.

Maybe it boils down to a ‘Perspective’ of ‘What is Human’.

Another of my Bête Noires is when Political Ideologists or Philosophers contrive to ‘Redefine’ ‘Science’ to fit their own Agendas or Doctrines.

Isn’t that what i’m doing now !!! ?

Aren’t i trying to convince you that ’True Human Nature’ is more Gentle, Fair, Respectful or Cognizant of The Miracle of Life than we as A Technological Civilization is Expressing our Societal Values.

Ehhhhhh…

Well.

i am genuinely very curious as to what True Human Nature is ?

It is so easily ‘Masked’ by Cultural Whims & The Madness of Kings, that it is difficult to know what are True Nature is ?

But as A First Step; You might look around you & see what your UnContrived Nature is. What is The UnContrived Nature of your Neighbors, of your Relatives ?

Yes; They sometimes act like Lunatics, But most of The Time, Most People just want to get along. They enjoy sitting & doing nothing, playing with sticks, telling tall stories & wasting their time.

They are Not usually concerned with fighting or making war, or causing mischief. These things are Symptoms of The Stress of living within an Artificial Civilization Construct.

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What would a Post Terrorist Civilization be like ?

( This Assumes that The Terrorists have finally Won & that all of their Reasonable Demands have been superimposed on a Reluctant Corporate Hierarchy whose Underlying Agenda has always been deeply mysterious. )

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i don’t want to get all ‘Socialist’ or Communistic here, but i’ve always found it very interesting that American Social Enculturation Programs, Taught in The Ubiquitous & Monopolistic Public Educational Systems, has always coached us that Jesus Christ was a Capitalist.

And Not a Modern Capitalist. No. A 19th Century Capitalist.

The Heathens; The Communists ( in some Idealistic Form ) were The Very Anti-Thesis of Christ’s Teachings, which advocated Universal Health Care, Sharing of Resources & providing Everyone with a Modest Habitat.

Why Communism usually went astray ( USSR & China / Not most European Countries ) was that their Central Governments had no Respect for The Everyman, They wanted to MicroManage everything. Which Never works.

The One Really Great Lesson that Adam Smith taught us; Was That of The Invisible Hand of Capitalism. It is Truly a Magical Phenomena. It is Manifest Chaos Theory. It is The Invisible Shepherding by Angels. ( ? )

When True Human Behaviour is allowed to Run its course, Then everything is Taken Care of. ( ? ) ( Within Constraints ( ? ) !!! )

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Since this is my Terrorist Campaign;

i would advocate getting rid of The Big Cities, & Put everyone back in Small Villages, Reduce The World Population to 500 Million through a Passive system of Womyn’s Liberation, Birth Control Agents in Common Food Items & Encouraging People to marry same sex partners or Robots.

Wild Animals would Roam everywhere, & be kept at bay by making their own habitats more appealing.

Eliminate all The Taboos. ( Including ( foremost ) The Wearing of Pants )

All The Mechanizations of War would be Turned to Reforesting The Deserts, Providing Fresh Water to The Villages, Building Spaceships to The Stars ( If The Aliens will let us ( ? ) ) — Or Converting The Entire Earth to a Spaceship which will be able to survive any future Cosmological Catastrophe.

And to Always; Let everyone waste as much time as they want to, as Jehovah originally wanted us to in The Garden of Eden.

Bête Noire # 8,928,362,837,002,821

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 7:46:18 PM

Bête Noire  # 8,928,362,837,002,821

Cardiac Resuscitation on TV / Sometimes called; Artificial Resuscitation.

It is very curious that we are now being taught that The Breaths are No longer necessary, & furthermore, that successfully administering Cardiac Resuscitation to a person that has collapsed at The Supermarket or Rock Concert, is Almost Never Occurs. Under The Most Ideal circumstances; which would be if you just happened to be standing right next to The person as they fell, & you recognized that their heart as stopped immediately; The Chances of Reviving them is still very low.

But aside from that:

What Irks me is that when this is shown on TV or in The Movies, it is Exhibited ( as a Tutorial ) So Incorrectly that it’s Essentially showing The Viewer how to murder someone.

Even in Hospital Programs; It is so clear that The Administrator The Procedure is Not At All Pressing down on The Victims Chest as to be Laughable !

When administered Properly; There should be a reasonable chance of breaking The Victim’s Sternum ( The Butterfly Bone in The Middle of your Chest ).

It seems to me that it should be comparatively easy for these programs to replace The Actor with an Entirely Believable ‘Dummy’ for these Compression Scenes, Since you don’t want to actually administer these compressions on a healthy person !

Such an UnNecessary Procedure will probably Cause A Heart Attack !

Anyways. ( Sigh )

Eye Worms ?

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 10:06:29 AM

More Weird Sensations

A day or two ago i had The most ( never before experienced ) curious optical artifact appear in my left Visual Field. It appeared in The lower left & upper left quadrants of my left eye, & took The form of a elongated amorphous shape with Undulating bands of Dark & Light.

These ( upper & lower ) forms persisted for about an hour or so, then spontaneously disappeared.

Later on that evening, i ‘noticed’ that they were gone, & then apparently prompted by The cue of wonderment, They both ( upper & lower forms ) Reappeared in my Right most Right Eye !!!

It has now been a few days, & they have Not reoccurred.

But it just occurred to me that it was as if something, like a tiny worm or ( ? ) was crawling through my brain, which would explain why this phenomena occurred in one eye, then The other.

At other times, when The worm is crawling through non-visual areas, it causes other sensory or cognitive illusions & distortions, which i frequently note. 

( ? )

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i predicted this ( second correct prognostication ! )

In my 2014 Predictions ( Created in Early 2014 ) i predicted that a pod of blue whales ( which seemed unheard of to me at the time ) would be beached 'somewhere'.

This ( news article ) only pertains to one blue whale, so i'm giving myself 80% on it.

i predicted this is early 2012 !

In early 2012, I included in my annual list of predictions that the door knob would have to be redesigned because people are getting stupider and stupider. ( or something like that )


This story is dated : Late 2013


Vancouver BC outlaws the Doorknob ( ? )

The Dorodango Project in pdf form !

The Facilitator / Dorodango Project

A solution the problem of the Homeless or Another Get Rich ( not so very ) Quick Scheme.