Chrstmsa Card

i've been thinking about scribbling together a chrstmsay story for chrstmsa...???
it would be titled: How Santa came to be Immortal
and the gist of it would be that when he was in his 30's, he became a vampire.
and so on.
of course; i would fill it out a little bit, but it doesn't seem to be coming together in my head...
if i get it written before chrstmsa... it would be a bonafide chrstmsa miracle.