A Lame Cabbage Code! Obama of The Danged!

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           A Very Lame Cabbage Codes Project

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The Shadow President, His Harpy State Bride, ( Without Bill )
And His Demonic, Suicidal Cabinet of The Danged  = 666

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The 44th President
Barack Hussein Obama = 666

The Slogan
Yes We Can = 666

The First Sycophant
Joe Biden = 666

Harpy of State
Hillary Rodham Clinton = 666

Secretary of The Interior
Ken Salazar = 666

Secretary of Commerce
Gary Locke = 666

Secretary of Agriculture
Tom Vilsack = 666

Secretary of Defense
Dr. Robert M. Gates = 666

Attorney General
Eric Holder = 666

Secretary of Labor
Hilda Solis = 666

Secretary of Homeland Security
Janet Napolitano = 666

Timothy Geithner; The Manager of Pavement and Trinkets = 666

Kathleen Sebelius; The Secretary of Death = 666

The Dynamic and Hopelessly Incomprehensible Reverend Jeremiah Wright = 666

The Soulless War in Afghanistan = 666

The Futile and Corporate War in Iraq = 666

666 = Enjoyed Kenyan Birthplace

666 = Kenyan Parents & Grandparents

666 = Lynchings? Criminal Ancestors

666 = Tea Party; Major Power

666 = Heartless Tea Party Secretaries

666 = Recommend: Tea Party Class Nonsense

666 = Rickety Growing Civil Rights

666 = Racial Profiling; Neighborhood Migraines

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The Cabbage Code Key

This divinely revealed Cabbage Code Key
Was Delivered to me in A Series of Horrific Dreams
During the Month of July in 2010.

The Mathematic Permutations of A Funcitional Key that
Matches all of The Provided Names & Phrases
Are Approximately 1.84 x 10^40.
For any Super Computer to Calculate this Key,
It would require A Running Time
of Several Lifetimes of The Entire Universe.
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A =  98   H =   42   O =    79   V = -1100
B =  11   I =   48   P =  -598   W =  1015
C =  16   J =  379   Q =    90   X =   127
D =  21   K = 1255   R =   171   Y =  -692
E =  27   L =   64   S =   101   Z = -1320
F =  32   M =   69   T =    36
G = -352  N =   74   U = -1731

What The Xi.6 Controllers told me were The Significance of These Values.

A =    98 The Number of Bad Apples in a Barrel   
B =    11 The FDA's Standard for A Bunch of Bananas  
C =    16 Socialist & Liberal Stripes on a Candy Cane   
D =    21 The Number of Dogs That Janet Napolitano
          has fed to alligators 
E =    27 The Number of things that An Elephant is allowed to forget 
F =    32 Ken Salazar's Rank as a FreeMason
G =  -352 Steps Backwards from The Gallows to The Condemned's Cell
H =    42 The Levels of Hades
I =    48 The Number of Secrets that The Illuminatii
          know about their Inhuman Origins
J =   379 Number of Days to a Year when Jehovah finished
          the 4th Day of Creation
K =  1255 Number of Kinky Sexual Acts Specifically Outlawed
          in Kansas
L =    64 Number of Containerless Lids in
          Kathleen Sebelius' Kitchen
M =    69 The Natural Sexual Position of Minnesotans
N =    74 Number of Nickles that Hillary keeps under her Mattress
O =    79 Number of Oboes in a Oklahoman Orchestra
P =  -598 Number of Potato Chips Dr. Robert M. Gates
          has refused to Eat at The White House's Boys Night
          "Bring Your Own Coloring Book" Sleep Overs.
Q =    90 Number of Quadrillions of Dollars The Deficit will be in 2012
R =   171 Number of Trained Racoons that The Secret Service Employs.
S =   101 Dalmatians Sold to Hilda Solis to Make Bedromm Slippers from.
T =    36 Number of Tabby Cats Obama has eaten with Tabasco Sauce
U = -1731 The Year (BC) when Underwear was First Worn by Europeans
V = -1100 Number of Valedictorians from Harvard & Yale
          that Later became Hobos.
W =  1015 Number of Walrus' that can fit into The Oval Office
X =   127 Number of Xeroxes that Hillary has taken of her butt.
Y =  -692 Miles below The Earth to The Yggdrasil Tree
Z = -1320 Number of Times Joe Biden Performed Zazen
          without Achieving Enlightenment.

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