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John G Roberts      = 666
Elena Kagan         = 666
Anthony Kennedy     = 666
Antonin Scalia      = 666
Clarence Thomas     = 666
Ruth Bader Ginsburg = 666
Samuel Alito        = 666
Sonia Sotomayor     = 666
Stephen Breyer      = 666

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The Essential Idea behind The Cabbage Codes is that 
The Universe does have Purpose & Meaning Embedded within it,
And Some of That Supervisory Intelligence & Wisdom... 
That was Put there by The Great Cabbage;
-- A Cabbage for which No Greater Cabbage May be Imagined --
...Is directly Accessible by QuaziMobile Entities with The Curiosity
& Minimal Intelligence to Look for it.

Another Important Point about This Information that The Great Cabbage
has left laying around for featherless parakeets & pants wearing hamsters
to pick up & examine; Is that, Since These -Secrets- are Embedded Directly
into the Fabric of The Universe,
They are Incorruptible. 

While Ordinary Religious Canon is Susceptible to Inaccurate Translations
or Simply having been Created by Schizophrenic Genius'; 
The Knowledge & Wisdom provided by The Great Cabbage,
Is Etched directly into The Fabric of The Universe. 
The Entire Universe is it's Checksum, or Hash-code. 
If The Tiniest fold in The Universe were shaken loose in a manner
that The Great Cabbage had not willed to Happen,
All The Secrete that were Scratched onto The Edges of Each Snowflake,
Each Spoken Aphorism subtly pleated into a Waterfall,
Every Picoan painted in Frost, would collapse into the background radiation
of incomprehensible white-noise, 
That the blind & deaf believe are there all of the time anyways.

There are many ways to find these Messages. 
As a General Rule of Thumb; 
Any Religious Ideology that insists that there is only One Method
to Seek Enlightenment or be Saved from Your Natural ( Evil ) Disposition--
Is Wrong.

One of The Most Thoroughly Developed is The Qabbalah; 
Of Which; The Gematria may be used to Easily Access
A Tiny Subset of The Knowledge That The Xi.6 Controllers
( Angels of The Great Cabbage ) 
have absent mindedly left laying about,
like discarded candy wrappers.

The Simple Principle Used Here; 
Is to Assign Each Letter a Value, 
Then Give each Word or Phrase a Value by Summing Their Characters.
This Value is Then Related to Other Word Values,
Significant Quantities or Enumerations with Purposeful Meaning;
Such as Dates or Hierarchal Labels. 

The Most Obvious Key is The Simple English Gematria;
Where A = 1  B = 2   C = 3  
This Key Yield many Amazing Results.

But There is Another Approach;
In Which The Letters are Given Non-Sequential Values.
These are Calibrated Keys.

It is quite easy to simply assign Each Letter a Value of your Choosing, 
But Arranging All The Letters of The Alphabet with Unique & Consistent Values,
So that A Large Set of Meaningful Names or
Phrases equal Sums that are also Startlingly Meaningful,
Is Computationally Impossible. 
The Greater The Number of Correlations, The Greater The Impossibility.

Keep in Mind that Each Letter Assignment may only be given a Calibrated Value
Holistically, As Any Change to one Character,
Changes all The Tentative Solutions!

If The Largest SuperComputers were to Work on This Key
( provided below ) 
for The Next 20 Billions years,
It would only begin to scuff at The First Few Letters.

This Sort of Key could only be Devised in The Minds of a Few Seraphims
left undisturbed for Several Days with plenty of scratch paper
with Chained Daemons to Grind their pencil sharpeners.
 
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John G Roberts = 666
Elena Kagan = 666
Anthony Kennedy = 666
Antonin Scalia = 666
Clarence Thomas = 666
Ruth Bader Ginsburg = 666
Samuel Alito = 666
Sonia Sotomayor = 666
Stephen Breyer = 666

A Vacant Hallucination = 666
Television's Content = 666
Partisan Mixture = 666
The Satan of Diversity = 666
Maze of Equity = 666
The Damp Favorable Masses = 666
Land of The Free = 666
Sovereign State = 666
Hardest Questions = 666
Canonical Veracity = 666
Law And Order = 666
Murder is Extensively Wrong = 666

On The Burdens of The Docket = 666
And The One Eyed Shrew of The Womb = 666
Homosexual Redistricting = 666
Abusive Abortions Upon Request = 666
A Homosexual Marriage Is American = 666

At All Possible = 666
Suicidal = 666
Unknown = 666
No Longer = 666
13 Years is 6 Months = 666
Beginning At 10Am = 666

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AlphaBetic Occurrences :
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JohnGRoberts      :   - b - - e - g h - j - - - n o - - r s t - - - - - -
ElenaKagan        :   a - - - e - g - - - k l - n - - - - - - - - - - - -
AnthonyKennedy    :   a - - d e - - h - - k - - n o - - - - t - - - - y -
AntoninScalia     :   a - c - - - - - i - - l - n o - - - s t - - - - - -
ClarenceThomas    :   a - c - e - - h - - - l m n o - - r s t - - - - - -
RuthBaderGinsburg :   a b - d e - g h i - - - - n - - - r s t u - - - - -
SamuelAlito       :   a - - - e - - - i - - l m - o - - - s t u - - - - -
SoniaSotomayor    :   a - - - - - - - i - - - m n o - - r s t - - - - y -
StephenBreyer     :   - b - - e - - h - - - - - n - p - r s t - - - - y -
PartisanMixture   :   a - - - e - - - i - - - m n - p - r s t u - - x - -
MazeofEquity      :   a - - - e f - - i - - - m - o - q - - t u - - - y Z
LandofTheFree     :   a - - d e f - h - - - l - n o - - r - t - - - - - -
HardestQuestions  :   a - - d e - - h i - - - - n o - q r s t u - - - - -
CanonicalVeracity :   a - c - e - - - i - - l - n o - - r - t - v - - y -
LawAndOrder       :   a - - d e - - - - - - l - n o - - r - - - - w - - -
AVacantHall...n   :   a - c - - - - h i - - l - n o - - - - t u v - - - -
TelevisionsContent:   - - c - e - - - i - - l - n o - - - s t - v - - - -
TheSatan/Diversity:   a - - d e f - h i - - - - n o - - r s t - v - - y -
TheDampFavMasses  :   a b - d e f - h - - - l m - o p - r s t - v - - - -
SovereignState    :   a - - - e - g - i - - - - n o - - r s t - v - - - -
MurderisExtWrong  :   - - - d e - g - i - - l m n o - - r s t u v w x y -
OnTheBofTheDocket :   - b c d e f - h - - k - - n o - - r s t u - - - - -
AndTOEShrewTheWomb:   a b - d e f - h - - - - m n o - - r s t - - w - y -
HsexRedistricting :   a - c d e - g h i - - l m n o - - r s t u - - x - -
AAUponRequest     :   a b - - e - - - i - - - - n o p q r s t u v - - - -
AHomoSMIsAmerican :   a - c - e - g h i - - l m n o - - r s - u - - x - -
AtAllPossible     :   a b - - e - - - i - - l - - o p - - s t - - - - - -
Suicidal          :   a - c d - - - - i - - l - - - - - - s - u - - - - -
Unknown           :   - - - - - - - - - - k - - n o - - - - - u - w - - -
NoLonger          :   - - - - e - g - - - - l - n o - - r - - - - - - - -
13Yearsis6Months  :   a - - - e - - h i - - - m n o - - r s t - - - - y -
BeginningAt10Am   :   a b - - e - g - i - - - m n - - - - - t - - - - - -

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This Cabbage Code Key was Revealed to me in A Series of Horrific Dreams
that included Featherless Parakeets, Hamsters pushing wheel barrows
filled with cream corn, Snowflakes with UFO lore scratched into
Their Mirror Smooth faces, Paperclips twisted into Wiccan Forms,
Coffee Cups with Lipstick smeared onto The Handles,
Books on Tables that were left Open with their bindings upright
and Raccoons wearing poorly fitting suits.
Woven into these visually harrowing images were Dark Figures-- 
That resembled angels with their wings torn off with pliers  
--That whispered these strange & unspeakable truths to me, 
Over & over until i was able to record them all for the world
to examine and be recoiled by. 

If The Critic May Believe that this Key was Contrived by some
Clever fudging that took weeks or months to work out,
Consider for a moment that there are 26 letters with values
that may range from -x to x; Resulting in a Number of Possible Combinations
that are somewhere in The Vicinity of 2.938 x 10^42,
which is substantially greater than the number of electrons
in The MilkyWay Galaxy. 
Such a Calculation would require that All 26 Variables
be necessarily solved Simultaneously. 

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A =    6  H = -103  O =    4  V = -329
B = -530  I =   41  P =  676  W =  187 
C =  129  J =  490  Q = -231  X = -925
D =   75  K =   51  R =   84  Y =  117 
E =   23  L =   57  S =   88  Z =  141 
F =  158  M =   62  T =   93  
G =  364  N =   65  U =  229  

What These Crippled Angels Told me Was The Significance of Each Value.

A =    6 = Advocates Are Alive
B = -530 = Remembered Bacon Blues      
C =  129 = Half Are Conservative     
D =   75 = All Dumb Hereos       
E =   23 = Extra Desolate Romance     
F =  158 = Before Obscene Factoids     
G =  364 = Activism Brings Gavel    
H = -103 = Hambone? What Gives!
I =   41 = Informally; Federalist Icebox
J =  490 = Jealous Of Blind Womb
K =   51 = Vibrating Kamikaze Battalion
L =   57 = Liberty Or Equal
M =   62 = Least Human Mob
N =   65 = Narrowly Become Shaven
O =    4 = The Ash Oath
P =  676 = Vast Barefoot Party
Q = -231 = Icy Qabalah Money
R =   84 = Voters Random Liberties... Bang!
S =   88 = Remember Divided, Butchered Snake
T =   93 = Exercise Exceeds Thuggery
U =  229 = The Ubiquitous Idaho
V = -329 = Boys Brain Vacuum
W =  187 = Elevated Civil War
X = -925 = Xeroxed Lower Torsos
Y =  117 = Irrevocably Bleak Yammering
Z =  141 = Bodies Became Zarathustra

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Best Sum Discoveries  :
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September 11th : 911

911 =  New York City
911 =  Ungodly
911 =  Ghostly Clothes
911 =  Where? There In Rockland 
911 =  Began With The Confirmation
911 =  To The Starry Dynamo
911 =  Kicks And Anecdotes And Eyeball
911 =  Anecdotes And Eyeball Kicks And
911 =  And Who? Instantaneous Lobotomy
911 =  Bodies Turned A Nightmare
911 =  Catalogue
911 =  Your Doctors
911 =  And The Confirmation
911 =  Less Than The Next Senate Session; At Most: Two
911 =  Serve For Their Remainder Of The
911 =  Hen-- And I Was Acquitted
911 =  Jurists In The Legislative And Executive Branches
911 =  Stevens Retired At The End Of...
911 =  With These Words: Activism
911 =  Purview

The Number Of Gawd : 700

700 =  Staten Island
700 =  In Jail
700 =  A Variable Measure And The Vibrating Plane
700 =  To Conform To
700 =  Moloch's Poverty-- Whose Bank?
700 =  In Whom I Dream; Moloch
700 =  We Hug
700 =  References
700 =  Eras Of The History
700 =  Grants
700 =  Edit The Size Of...
700 =  The Length Of His...?
700 =  Deference To
700 =  Habeas Corpus

The Number Of Gawd : 777

777 =  For New York
777 =  Tree Cemetery
777 =  With The Madhouse Of
777 =  I'm With You In...
777 =  Between The Federal Government
777 =  Refused To
777 =  As In The Early 1970S When--
777 =  If The Amount In
777 =  Chief Years; 11 Months
777 =  May Be Designated For
777 =  February Visitors Are Seated On A
777 =  Has Been Criticized For Not
777 =  With Enormous

Origin Date : 1776

1776 =  It All Works Very Neatly. The Only Ones Hurt Are...

Discovery Date : 1492

1492 =  Which Chief Justice?
1492 =  Scalia Acknowledged In
1492 =  Insanity And Plot
1492 =  Staggering
1492 =  Rather In Judicial Activism

1737 =  The Supreme Court

1737 =  Noted For Its Revival Of The Concept Of...
1737 =  From The Living Human; Jesus
1737 =  As Opposed To
1737 =  To SelfIndulge Itself
1737 =  Are Courts Poor Check?
1737 =  Through The Negro Streets, At Themselves
1737 =  Who; In Vast Sordid Movies, Were Alleys Too Faded Out
1737 =  Waking Alcohol Nightmares And...
1737 =  Under The Floodlight Of Wartime Blur
1737 =  Who Journeyed? Eternity
1737 =  Scalia Acknowledged In A 2009 Interview...
1737 =  They / It / The Holy Yells; "All The Wild Eyes"-- They Bade Farewell 
1737 =  To Edit : Lower Federal Courts
1737 =  For Them To Speak And Vote In Order Of
1737 =  In Session; Lectures About The Courtroom

1500 = Impartial Governance

1500 =  In Rockland; Where You Imitate
1500 =  Roberts And Justices Scalia,
1500 =  And The Chief Justice;
1500 =  Good And Consistent With
1500 =  The Skull Who Cowered In Unshaven Rooms
1500 =  Feels That The Nominee Has Little Chance Of
1500 =  The Total Animal Soup
1500 =  Became The Capital City Later In 1790
1500 =  Im With You In Rockland Where Harpies (You) Of The Bronx...
1500 =  At The Merchants Exchange Building In New York City
1500 =  To Protect Individual
1500 =  Disenfranchise Large Numbers Of
1500 =  Their Way Through The System

2214 = The Rights Of The People

2214 =  Usually Happens
2214 =  Investigating With The Big Pacifist FBI In Beards And Shorts
2214 =  Who Distributed Narcotic Tobacco Haze Of Capitalism
2214 =  And The Cases Were Decided Unanimously
2214 =  For The Next Decade Who Cut Their Wrists Three Times Successively
2214 =  While Judicial Leanings Edit
2214 =  Pilgrimage To A Cross
2214 =  One: Is Located Behind The United States Capitol At...
2214 =  United States Constitution Does Not...
2214 =  Up To And Including
2214 =  The Federalist Papers

Mirror of 2214 = The Rights Of The People

4122 =  Article Two Of The United States Constitution Gives The President

The Constitution = 958

958 =  l: Free Their Semen Toy
958 =  Who Too; In/Faded Out
958 =  Birmingham Jazz Or...
958 =  Who Crashed Through
958 =  Last Door Closed At 4 Am
958 =  Prison
958 =  The Whole Boatload Of Sensitive Religions
958 =  Public Schools That...
958 =  Provided On That Which
958 =  States Rights
958 =  To School Officials
958 =  List Of Law Schools

Mirror Of 958 ( The Constitution ) = 859

859 =  The Staten Island And
859 =  You Nor We And...
859 =  For A Naked Lie; Into [n] Vole Mind 
859 =  Whose Soul Is Moloch
859 =  In Laughter
859 =  They: They Bade The Farewell Holy Yells
859 =  Initially Lacked
859 =  Courts Edit
859 =  Length Of Day
859 =  Date: First Day
859 =  Of The Internal Many
859 =  As A First Year [n]
859 =  Between The Same Citizens Of...
859 =  Or By Another State, Or Citizens
859 =  An Often Cited Example Of...

The Bill Of Rights = 367

367 =  Turned To Bodies
367 =  As Stone
367 =  To Order
367 =  Bodies; Good To Eat
367 =  By Republican
367 =  The Doors At...
367 =  Lists

Mirror Of 367 ( The Bill Of Rights ) = 763

763 =  Who; Unshaven, Cowered In...
763 =  Light Of Zoo
763 =  Broke Down Crying
763 =  Shoes Full Of...
763 =  Who; Of Onions And Bad Music
763 =  Barreled Down The Highways
763 =  Seventytwo Hours To...
763 =  How The Vibrating Plane
763 =  Moloch Solitude
763 =  I'm Of Utica
763 =  Was Again
763 =  Who Sought
763 =  Their Remainder Of
763 =  Full Term
763 =  And Treaties Made
763 =  Other Two Branches Of Government

The Third Branch Of Government = 470

470 =  Mental? Loveless Moloch
470 =  This America 
470 =  Of That Time
470 =  Balance Of The Court
470 =  Thereafter; To Serve
470 =  The Vote That Determines
470 =  A Legislative
470 =  And The Exclusionary Rule

Blind Justice = 801

801 =  Starry Dynamo
801 =  The Crack Of Doom On The...
801 =  Gyzym
801 =  Their Roof To Cast
801 =  To The Moon With Stone As Heavy As Mother
801 =  You're Really
801 =  Come; After Time
801 =  Of Good To Their Own Bodies
801 =  Moloch; ManLess In Moloch
801 =  You Drink The Tea
801 =  O' The Eternal War Is Here
801 =  Ideological
801 =  Preventing A Debate
801 =  In Part; On Abortion
801 =  Is Smaller Today

Mirror Of 801 ( Blind Justice ) = 108

108 =  Except That
108 =  The Number Of...

Judgement Without Prejudice = 3738

3738 =  And Were Prepared; But Red Eyed In The Morning To Sweeten The
3738 =  Especially; Secret Gasstation Solipsisms
3738 =  The Fourteenth Amendment Applied Some Provisions That...
3738 =  Called For The Congress Judiciary Act Of 1789
         To Fix The Number Of Justices
3738 =  As The Country Opposed To Ethnic Religious Or...
3738 =  By Upholding Commerce Regulations To Misuse The Clause

The Magic Number 42

42 =  They've Come
42 =  Over Her Own

The Magic Number 33

33 =  They; River
33 =  Hold

The Magic Number 27

27 =  Here
27 =  The Breasts Of...
27 =  All The Variability, But Four

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