Political Slogans

Political Slogans for The 2012 Campaigns

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You’ve Elected Worse
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I’m No Pretty Boy, But This Ain’t A Miss America Pageant.
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I may have an Offensive Body Odor, But you Won’t be Living with me in The White House.
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More Face Slaps, Greater Personal Responsibility, Fewer Lawsuits & Astonishingly Offensive Free Speech
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Marry your Pets, Masturbation with Kitchen Utensils & Toeless Shoes for The Clergy
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A Safe Internet, Burqas for Poodles, Invisibility Aerosols & A Surprise Gift every 2nd Tuesday
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Phone Service to Heaven, Guaranteed Celebrity Status, The Elimination of Logic & Reason; Along with More Peaches.
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Communication with Whales & Dolphins, Squid & Octopi And Shoes that Fit all Year ‘Round.
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Guns for Children, Dildos for The Clergy & Euthanasia for Sock Puppets.
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Steroids For Every Profession, Guidance Counselors for Hobos & Crackers for The Depressed
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Pink for Boys, Green for Amputees, Lavender for The Clinically Obese & Raspberry for Big Nosed Dykes
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There’s No Such Thing as An Environmental Extremist & I Find UnRegulated Capitalism highly Improbable
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Diving Helmets for The Humor Impaired, Weighted Boots for Stutterers & Aluminum Corsets for Abusive Grammartarians
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What do You Think of My Shoes?
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Cleaner Underwear, The Return of Hats
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Weep for Chewed Gum, Laugh at The Rabbit on The Moon & Cast your Pointless Rigged Vote for Me.
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Synthetic Speech that You Can Understand, The Return of Radio & Electromagnetically Shielded Bedrooms
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Voting Rights for Chattel, More Blinking Lights & Shaved Eyebrows for Ner’er do wells.
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More Separation between The Rich & Poor, Housing for Stray Cats & Plastic, Full Color Coins.
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Free Belly Button Inversions, Ears Pinned for Children under 12 & Dimples for All B+ Girls or Nancy Boys
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Capital Punishment for Practical Jokers, Legalized Masturbation at Bus Stops & Genetic Testing on Teacher’s Pets
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More Fridays, Fewer Mondays
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I Will Reveal The Truth Regarding Flying Saucers
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Coast to Coast Taxivators, Implanted Telephones, SkyCensors & Nutritional Toothpaste for The Elderly
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Let Canada Become The World’s Policeman
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The Moon is Our Property
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Health Care, No Taxes & Nudist Tuesdays
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The Intelligent Designer Picked Me
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Real Freedom, Irresponsible Praxis
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Cat People will Live in Splendor, Dog People will be Banished to Mexico
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Not as Crazy as a $2.00 Haircut
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Amish Dwarves as Police Officers, The Colonization of Venus & Personal Loans for Anyone with A Well Kept Toenail Collection
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More National Parks, Holidays & Perks for Everyone with Fantasy Prone Personalities.
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All Politicians Must have Asperger’s, Paranoid Schizophrenia or Sleep on a Straw Bed
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A Federal Government Shrunk Down to Fit in A Hamsters CoinPurse
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Personal Autonomy, Security for The Innocent & Wealth for The Industrious
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The Most Difficult Thing about A Free Society is Enduring The Freedom of Your Neighbors
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A Common Utopian Paradise for Every Political Cult & Denomination
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Security through Understanding, Justice from Simple Principles & Wisdom for The Curious
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Free, Clean Air & Water; Inexpensive Funerals, Reasonably Priced Bread & Wine; And Expensive Designer T-Shirts.
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Nothing should be Given through Sacrifice, Everything Will be Earned from Honest, Joyful Drudgery
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Religions for Atheists, Shoes for Nudists, Books for The Illiterate & Philosophies for The Confused
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Freedom of Fashion for The Androgynous & Remote, Isolated Villages for The Luddites
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When Robots & Mechanical Cogitators Rule The World; Your Survival will be Insured along with Polar Bears & Siberian Tigers
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In The Coming World without Jobs; The New Social Order will Keep you Busy with Basket Weaving & Community Masturbating
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More UnInhibited Hugs, Perfectly Legal Tickling, Suppressed Vaccines for Tooth Decay & Venereal Diseases Provided On Demand; And Long Bowdlerized Books Furnished in Digital Formats.
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Communication with The Dead, TimeTravel for The Indolent & Sugar Cookies for The Blind
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Synthetic Food for PostVegetarians, The Truth about Forbidden Archaeology & Robot Suits for The Crippled.
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