Prince Charles of Wales = 666

i was really bored the other day, Monday; Martin Luther King Day...
i'd just finished my last book; uhhh, i forget what it was...???
And i need to get a new book, and the libraries were closed,
So i went over to the book store, and bought one.
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i was looking for a New Flying Saucer book...
But i found, in that area, they'd put every kind of 'Odd' or 'Anomolous' & 'Outsider' book that they had, there, and the Flying Saucer books weren't even all in one area, they were spread out all over the shelf space...!!!
So i had to browse around quite a bit; and i found one that mentioned The Gematria on it's back cover, and it was also about The British Royal Family, and The Knights Templar ( i thought! ) and so on... and i also thought that it was only 15$, but it turned out to be 20$...!!!
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And it wasn't very good.
But-- Most of the Reviews on Amazon differed from my Opinion...!!!
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It was The Anti-Christ and a Cup of Tea.
The premise is that Prince Charles is The AntiChrist.
If i'd read this on the inside flap, like i should have, before i bought the book, i would not have read it...!!!
i've always said that anyone that you suspect is The AntiChrist, is Not The AntiChrist--
And Prince Charles certainly address this as it's AntiThesis...!!! --
Therefore; By this logic: He SHOULD BE The AntiChrist...!!!
Except of Course: That's Redickeldockel.
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The Chapter that i was Most interested in was the one concerning The Gematria.
It was too short, and the Author just Glazed over his discovery that;
"Prince Charles of Wales" equals SixSixSix...
Both in English AND Hebrew...!!!
Unfortunately... He had to 'Modify' The Standard Hebrew Key to get it to work...
Only a little bit though:
It starts off simply enough...

A = 1 J = 10 S = 100
B = 2 K = 20 T = 200
C = 3 L = 30 U = 300
D = 4 M = 40 V = 400
E = 5 N = 50 W = 500
F = 6 O = 60 X = 600
G = 7 P = 70 Y = 700
H = 8 Q = 80 Z = 800
I = 9 R = 90

What exactly constitutes The Standard Hebrew Gematria Key is a little fuzzy,
But This is probably a pretty good aproximation...
[ i'd kind of thought that A could be either 1 or 10 or 100; and which it was, was entirely up to The Alchemist/Rabbi that was doing the Encoding/Decoding...??? But this is a minor point-- ]
Where The Author diverges most abruptly is for The Letters; W, X, Y & Z --
Which he claims are 'MetaCharacters' that don't have a conresponding Letter with The Hebrew Alphabet ( which has only 22 Characters )
THUS-- They should be given the value of ZERO...!!!
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Whatever.
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What he most agregiously fails to do However---
Is that he fails to Expand On what this Key ALSO Reveals...!!!
This is Strength and Magick of The Gematria, and he heedlessly blows it off...
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This is unacceptable;

So i thought i would do his homework for him.

As Mentioned Already:

Prince Charles of Wales = 666

Thus:

Prince Charles of Wales = Public Record = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Gave Filth = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Robot Sword = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Birmingham Nightmare = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Clothes Sense = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Secret Delight = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Faint Sorrow = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Sordid Human = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Pacifist Heroes = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Closet Pilgramage = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Night Triangle = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Roadside Hiccup = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Lost Within = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Eternal Railroad = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Lofty Darkness = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Colossal Whisper = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Against Orgasm = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Electrified Madness = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Other Hotel = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Great Cosmos = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Granite Heart = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Fun Town = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Empty Syntax = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Negroes Memories = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Ancient Cemetery = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Muddy Sheet = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Prose Rant= 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Stale Trail = 666

Prince Charles of Wales = Last Reality = 666

Princess Diana = 492

Princess Diana = Whoring Pilgrimage

Princess Diana = Sordid / Obscene

Princess Diana = Kiss & Delight

Princess Diana = Criminal Sense

Princess Diana = Tiny Barbiedoll
Princess Diana = Paper Airplane

Princess Diana = Next Sphinx
Princess Diana = Flat Rose

The Queen Mother = 1056

The Queen Mother = Colossal / Natural

The Queen Mother = National Vegetable

The Queen Mother = Caresses Testicles
The Queen Mother = Nightmare Monosexual

The Queen Mother = Stone Laughter

The Queen Mother = Lava Spinster

The Queen Mother = Dreadful Judgement

The Queen Mother = Pure Potato

Prince Harry = 416

Prince Harry = Bad Incarnate

Prince Harry = Dada Clothes

Prince Harry = Icy Caresses

Prince Harry = National Fix

Prince Harry = Deaf Solomon

Prince Harry = Horror Head

Prince Harry = High Nothing
Prince Harry = Wild Golgotha

Prince Harry = Bile Theology

Prince Harry = Granite Cliff

[ i just purely forgot to do one for Prince William...!!! ]

The Duchess of Cornwall = 1063
[ Carmilla Rosemary Mountbatten-Parker-Bowles-Windsor ]

The Duchess of Cornwall = Comprehensible Frankenstein!!!

The Duchess of Cornwall = European Hipster

The Duchess of Cornwall = Square Number

The Duchess of Cornwall = Harlequin Soul

The Duchess of Cornwall = United Love

The Duchess of Cornwall = Purple Humor
The Duchess of Cornwall = Sinister Wussy

The Duchess of Cornwall = Madhouse Nurse

Prince Charles as a Tampon = 987

Prince Charles as a Tampon = Stale Intoxication

Prince Charles as a Tampon = Monosexual Rant

Prince Charles as a Tampon = Dumb Laughter

Prince Charles as a Tampon = Other Spinster

Prince Charles as a Tampon = Kaleidoscope Oblivion
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Obsessed Fetus

Mirrors

Gawd = 12 : 21 = Cabbage

Bile = 46 : 64 = Wine

Omen = 155 : 551 = Tarot

Yet = 205 : 502 = But

Memory = 235 : 532 = Intellect

Siren = 254 : 452 = Music

Equalities

Platonic = Hometown = 423

Vahalla = Clitoris = 501

Listen = Writer = 394

Darkness = Theology = 370

Water = Tear = 296

SuperEye = FoundMoney = 575

Green = Garden = Grow = 157

Innocent = Princess = 427

Friendly Type = Rolling Schizoid = 469

War = Man = 91

Jail = Life = 50

American Impulse = Barbiedoll Witchcraft = 753

Murder = Villian = 529

Death = Nowhere = 218

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Now there's an Unassailable Argument for Something...!!!

Late...!!! George W Bush = 666...!!!

If you're still new to The Gematria...
Here's An Introduction

This Cabbage Code was created quite a while ago;
But i really like it's Shapped Key,
So i thought i would take a few minutes to Fatten it up...!!!
Revisionist Date: November 29, 2005

Original Introduction:

It may be too dang late for The Election...
But you should know this anyways...
George W Bush is The Antichrist...!!!
Honest...!!!

O.K...

Well-- He may not be The Actual AntiChrist...

As Babynous has suggested;

'Whoever you think is The AntiChrist, is Most Certainly Not The AntiChrist...!'
But he has, at The Very Least, Sold his Soul to Satan & is A Toady of The Dark Lord...!!!

Almost Certainly... ( ? )

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code:
Based on The Hourglass of Time that is Running Out...!!!

-12--:---36--:---59--:---83--:---107-
--:--24---:--48---:--71---:--95---:--
--A-------B-------C-------D-------E--
------F-------G-------H-------I------
----------J-------K-------L----------
--------------M-------N--------------
------------------O------------------
--------------P-------Q--------------
----------R-------S-------T----------
------U-------V-------W-------X------
----------Y---------------Z----------

What is the Proof...???
Gematria Math...!

Add the Words ' By ' & ' Holy ' Together...
And in The George W Bush Universe of Evil... You'll get 'Money'...!!!
By ( 72 ) + Holy ( 249 ) = Money ( 321 )
No ( 130 ) + Big ( 179 ) = Brains ( 309 )
From ( 167 ) + East ( 261 ) = Morning ( 428 )
Ecstasies ( 640 ) + War ( 178 ) = Hallucination ( 818 )

You may be thinking...
What in the Heck is this...!!! ( ??? )
This is All Just Made Up Shit...!!!
What is The Point of This...??? [ !!! ]

Well--
The Point is;

Is that The Numerical Values of these Words and Phrases are Terrribly, Terribly Unlikely...!!!

Impossible; To be more accurate... ( ! )

Except through Divine Intervention...!

Try this at home if you'd like...

Simply come up with a Key of Numerical Assignments for Each Letter

and then try to find a Pair of Words or Phrases that Compare with one another in some Arithmatical Manner... That somehow make Sense... ?

That sounds simple enough--

Until you begin to sort through The Trillions of Combinational Sets,

and become aware that, after a time...

The Sub-Set of These that are in Any Way Sensible...

Is about the same as the relationship between a damp spot

on the underarm of an Ant's T-Shirt & The Methane Oceans of Jupiter.

If you succeed in finding just One Such Pair of Phrases;

You will have bucked The Odds to a tune of 438,837,927,847,001,988,837,847 to 1

Given that you are working with a Modern English Dictionary.

Here are a few that

The Divinely Assisted Cabbage Codes Method have discovered...

666's...!

George W Bush = 666
The Whore of Babylon = Georgies Buttocks ( 1021 )

Pure Cheney = 666

UnPure C. Rice = 666

Poor Rumsfeld = 666

Say: Tom Ridge = 666

J. Ashcroft ( Sub-Bug ) = 666

Ari F- [ Crimminal ] = 666

Truly Jehovah = 666
UnGodly Fire = 666
Join Tragedy = 666
Human Despair = 666
Crazy American = 666
Pure Secret = 666
The Bridge = 666
Incomparable = 666
Of Gibberish = 666
Dream Angels = 666
Mind is Pure = 666
Gaps in Time = 666
A Wire Hanger = 666
Living Human = 666
Autumn Amnesia = 666
Hopeful Leap = 666
Butcher Brain = 666
Flung Hamster = 666
Ambiguous Sex = 666
Zen Mystery = 666
Sordid Grave = 666
Nudist Gyzym = 666
More Heaven = 666
Strange Meat = 666
Holy Poverty = 666
Turkish Ferry = 666
Natureal Humor = 666
Among Lucifer = 666
Grey Madness = 666
Odd Empire = 666
Abortion Game = 666
Drunken Party = 666
Imaginary Task = 666
Angry Madhouse = 666
Humanimal Abyss = 666
Vast Computer = 666
Miracle + Fate = 666
Dreadful Gawd = 666
Worm Paradise = 666
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NineEleven = 867

NineEleven = Judgeless Zen
NineEleven = Past's PsuedoFate
NineEleven = SuperNaked UnFuck
NineEleven = RatFinkish Fire
NineEleven = Truly Islamless
NineEleven = MetaOnion Orgasm
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The Iraq War = 594

The Iraq War = Bomb Ecstasy
The Iraq War = Got Jehovah?
The Iraq War = Mental Moan
The Iraq War = Because...? 'Dada'!
The Iraq War = UnGodly Soup
The Iraq War = Dumb Sense
The Iraq War = Oklahoma Drama
The Iraq War = Bare Island
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Republicans = 630

Republicans = Muddy Death

Republicans = Type: Dollar

Republicans = Opium Ballot

Republicans = Super Filth

Republicans = Atomic Madman

Republicans = Ghoul Package

Republicans = Purple Skin

Republicans = Lofty Crime

Republicans = Public Void

Republicans = Omen: 'Booger'

Republicans = Jesus: Alive!

Republicans = Zero Breath

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Whore of Babylon = 760

Whore of Babylon = Mohammedan Zoo

Whore of Babylon = Werewolf Hamas

Whore of Babylon = Vast Genitals

Whore of Babylon = Ugliness Alamo

Whore of Babylon = Communist Gawd
Whore of Babylon = Theology Fix

Whore of Babylon = Snowflake Vulva

Whore of Babylon = Odd Machinery
Whore of Babylon = Friendly Walk

Whore of Babylon = Ultimate Soul

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HealthCare = 641

HealthCare = Human Candle

HealthCare = Crazy Nudist

HealthCare = Sordid Fate
HealthCare = Familiar Cock

HealthCare = Last Highway

HealthCare = UnGodly Talk

HealthCare = Skinny Brain

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Secret Breakdown = 985

Secret Breakdown = Look Frightened

Secret Breakdown =Turpentine Snow
Secret Breakdown = Deus Industries
Secret Breakdown = Elemental Howl
Secret Breakdown = Mind + Wastebasket
Secret Breakdown = Crucifixion Robot
Secret Breakdown = Cabbage Condition
Secret Breakdown = Government Shock
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Drug Plans = 464

Drug Plans = Bad Time

Drug Plans = Traffic Fog
Drug Plans = Baby Logic
Drug Plans = State Farm
Drug Plans = Public War
Drug Plans = Fun Package
Drug Plans = Death Gap
Drug Plans = My Alcatraz
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Flying Saucers = 713

Flying Saucers = Known Purgatory

Flying Saucers = Radiant Angel
Flying Saucers = Their Kabbalah
Flying Saucers = Jehovah + Venus
Flying Saucers = UnGodly Life
Flying Saucers = Loony Mystery
Flying Saucers = Ambiguous Shit!
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Oil Profits = 641

Oil Profits = Crazy Ecstasy

Oil Profits = Pure Cocksman
Oil Profits = Tabacco's Game
Oil Profits = Zooish Party
Oil Profits = Other's Ruin
Oil Profits = Uranus Dollars
Oil Profits = Sanity's Jail
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More Equivalencies...!!!

United = Legion ( 463 )

Good = Holy ( 249 )

Heads = Tails ( 332 )

Small = Tiny ( 285 )

Fish = Bowl ( 249 )

High Hope = Best Jesus ( 285 each )

Negro = Dipsy ( 321 )

World = Hades ( 332 )

Lies = Logic ( 344 )

Space = Void ( 285 )

Insanity = Demonic ( 522 )

Walk = Foot ( 225 )

Void = Zero ( 285 )

Genitals = Copulated ( 558 )

Laalaa = Blob ( 214 )

Mystery = Tragedy ( 405 )

Sixth = Sense ( 403 )

Romance = Semen = Slime ( 392 )

Grass = Hair = Bald = Wig ( 214 )

Brain = Meat ( 250 )

Deus = Robot ( 273 )

Lofty = High ( 285 )

Academies = Basements ( 582 )
Nations = Closet ( 450 )

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Act Now...!!!
Stop this Madness and Save your Eternal Soul...!!!

Late...!!! John F. Kerry = 666...!!!

i should have posted this a few months ago... But -- eh!

John F. Kerry = 666

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code
This Gematriac Alphabet is based on the Reflectivity of The Letters.
Thus: The First Column is for Left/Right Mirroring Letters,
The Second Column is for Top/Bottom Lake Reflecting Letters,
The Third Column is for Both,
The Fourth Column is for Rotationally Equivalent Letters,
And The Last Column is for Letters that Aren't Reflective, thus they are not given any Numerical Values...!

-44---89---133---178---0
--A----B----H-----S----F
--M----C----I-----N----G
--T----D----O-----Z----J
--U----E----X----------L
--V----K---------------P
--W--------------------Q
--Y--------------------R

You may be thinking that... "Sure-- John F. Kerry equals 666, but i could have easily assigned any Numerical Values to those Columns to make it work... What a Rip Off...!"

Well -- The proof -- as it were; Is in the other words and phrases that also equal 666 using this NumericalAlphabet... How much trouble, How many hours would a computer have to run before it could come up with a consistent Gematria Based Alphabet that would satisfy all these conditionals...???

Kingdom = 666
The Bridge = 666
The Sun = 666
Snatch = 666
Off the Bed = 666
Hiccuped = 666
Public Parks = 666
Sailors = 666
The Ass = 666
Genitals = 666
Nights = 666
All Drained = 666
Box Cars = 666
In Tears = 666
Airplanes = 666
Comrades = 666
Fascist = 666
Doctors = 666
Soul Is... = 666
The Eyes = 666
Wild Eyes = 666
Ecstasy = 666
Were Dragged Off = 666
And Jails = 666
Expelled From = 666
The Best = 666
No Crime = 666
Nowhere = 666
Run Down = 666
Rejected Yet = 666
Judger of Men = 666
Sorrows = 666
And Croak = 666
Last Piece = 666

What more proof do you need...???

Late...!!! Ralph Nader = 666...!!!

It's a lucky thing that Ralph Nader wasn't elected President...!
He's The Antichrist...!!!
( Of all The Antichrists that we've discovered, so far, He's the only one that seems to fit the profile of someone that seems like A Savour... Only to turn on us later... In the Year 2012, and gather us together like oil soaked hamsters and toast us for a lucheonette with Satan...! )

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code...

--------37----------
----74---A---74-----
111--B--------C--111
-D---E---F----G---H-
-----I--------J-----
-K---L---M----N---O-
-----P--------Q-----
---------R----------
-----S--------T-----
-U---V---W----X---Y-
---------Z----------

If you don't think that this Arrangement of Letters is Complicated Enough to provide Irrevocable Proof that Ralph Nader = 666 = Satan Incarnate...!!!
Then take a gander at these 666 Equalities...

I Solomon = 666
Madhouse = 666
Nostalgic = 666
Tanked Up = 666
The Noise = 666
Gibberish = 666
Of Teahead = 666
Nightmares = 666
Bickering = 666
With Dreams = 666
Soulless = 666
In Paradise = 666
Oblivion = 666
Cigarettes = 666
Visionary = 666
Sweetheart = 666
Religions = 666
Bullshit = 666
Suicides = 666
UnGodly = 666
Typewriter = 666
Socialist = 666

Equivalences...!!!

Best = Mind
Brains = Minds
Holy = Angels
Heaven = Eternal
Angelic = Specter
War = Me
Policecars = Buttocks
Electricity = Revolution

Gematria Math...!!!

Joyride ( 592 ) + Brains ( 370 ) = Hallucinating ( 962 )
Terror + Incomprehensible = Conversationalists
Fire ( 222 ) + Postcard ( 666 ) = Crucifixions ( 888 )
King ( 333 ) + Visionary ( 666 ) = StraightJacket ( 999 )
Journeyed ( 777 ) + I ( 74 ) = Illuminating ( 851 )

Thank your lucky stars that our electoral process so effectively shuts out 3rd Party Canadates...!!!

A Calibrated Gematria... Revisited + More...!!!

An Introduction for this was posted a few weeks ago...
It's a 'Calibrated Gematria'
that was designed to match a specific number of key phrases,
But of course, the fun only starts there--
The Real Magick of The Gematria is when you turn your evil intentions to other sources of text to find hidden sentence fragments or other quirky alignments of arithmancy...!

Previous Post ( revisited )

This was all created / Discovered by
William Jas Tychonievich ( !!! )
See His Own Site: Contains More Amazing Revelations!!!

Another interesting key I came up with is what I call :
Calibrated Gematria:
A = . 6 . B = . 8 . C = - 5 . D = -24
E = . 0 . F = . 8 . G = -10 . H = .29
I = -11 . J = -14 . K = .24 . L = - 7
M = .18 . N = .10 . O = - 9 . P = - 8
Q = -29 . R = -26 . S = -11 . T = . 0
U = .31 . V = . 8 . W = .11 . X = .28
Y = - 1 . Z = .35

Check out the results:
zero = 0
one = ace = monad = 1
two = deuce = couple = 2
three = 3
four = 4
five = 5
six = 6
seven = 7
eight = 8
nine = 9
ten = 10
eleven = jack = 11
twelve = queen = dozen = 12
jinx = king = baker's dozen = 13
fourteen = 14
fifteen = 15 ...
and so on,
all the way up to twenty-nine = 29.

Pretty [ fawking ] cool, eh?

Since CG uses both negative and positive numbers,
most word values are pretty low
(i.e., nowhere near 666).
But one nice feature is that in addition to matches
(words that add up to the same number),
you can get opposites.
For instance;
George W. Bush = 13, and John Kerry = -13. [ ... ]
( tiny amount excised )
-Wm.

And Now Wm has
sent more Discoveries
for this Key...!!!

Some new coincidences I've found in CG:
Archangels and directions:
Michael = west = 0
Raphael = east = -5
Gabriel = -40, south = 40
(Uriel doesn't match north, alas)

Presidents:
Bill Clinton = Hillary Clinton = Richard Nixon = -29
Franklin D. Roosevelt = Ronald Reagan = -64
Chester A. Arthur = Zachary Taylor = 7, Lyndon B. Johnson = -7
Andrew Jackson = Herbert Hoover = -22
George Washington = William Howard Taft = -30
Benjamin Harrison = Franklin Pierce = Ulysses S. Grant = -41
Grover Cleveland = James Madison = -82
George W. Bush = six hundred sixty-six = 13,
........John Kerry = -13

Miscellaneous:
France = French Republic = -7
earth = 9, water = -9
bad = evil = Lucifer = -10,
son = messiah = -10
atheist = 13, monotheist = -13
night = 18, sunrise = -18,
day = -19, sunset = 19
Wm Jas = Osama = -20,
William James Tychonievich = Osama bin Laden = -28
new = young = 21
John the Baptist = 24, Christ = -24
Judaism = Islam = -35
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More & Even FUNNER Gematria...!!!

There's some TOTALLY FAWKINGLY AMAZING Gematria Revelations here...
Why hasn't this Caught-On...???
There is AMAZING TRUTH Here...!!!
The one thing that i think still needs a little work,
Is that when Two Related or Opposite Words equal some given Sum,
It seems to me that 'The Arguement' would be strengthened if the number could be directly related to some additional quality, elemental force or entity...???

Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:04:43 +0800
From: William T-
To: Chrs- transamoebae@seanet.com
Subject: Re: Your blog, and some [ Amazingly Amazing ] gematria stuff

My favorite gematria to use is still EOG (A=1, B=2, . . . Z=26),
[ EOG = ( ? ) Elementary/Original Gematria ( ? ) ]
NO! -- It's English Ordinal Gematria...!!!
because it's the least contrived and therefore the results are more impressive.
Of course, it tends to give pretty small numbers (not 666),
which is why the other key you mentioned (A=6, B=12, . . .) is nice.
It's the same as EOG, but with all the values multiplied by 6,
so all the equivalences will be the same.
There are an amazing number of Jesus-related words
that add up to the same number (74 or 444):
Jesus = messiah = Jewish = cross = gospel =
= according = parables = the king = ruler
Christians think this is pretty cool,
until you point out that the following words
also add up to 74 or 444:
Lucifer = fiendish = abominable = accursed =
= DCLXVI [666 in Roman numerals!]
74/444 is also the value of "English," "gematria,"
and "anagrams"
(anagrams are a subset of gematria equivalences).

[ Absolutely...!!! Anagrams are just as Magickal & Revealing as Gematria...!!! ]

Here are a few other interesting equivalences in EOG:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ...
= the twenty-six holy letters = 351
Ten Commandments = Thou shalt not = 173
Joseph McCarthy = anticommunism = 164
pornography = masturbation = 153
authority = compulsion = intimidation = ...
= Saddam Hussein = John Ashcroft = 137
Wall Street = stock exchange = 135
Revelation = antichrist = seven seals = ...
= second coming = apocalyptic = 121
aggression = conquest = domination = ...
= warmonger = holocaust = 114
morality = good guys = golden rule = ...
= altruism = almsgiving = 113
Adolf Hitler = Osama bin Laden = ...
= Ronald Reagan = 110
smoking = cigarette = marijuana = ...
= pot heads = 88
Moby Dick = the whale = 82
abducted = aliens = 60

Another interesting key I came up with
is what I call :
Calibrated Gematria:
A = . 6 . B = . 8 . C = - 5 . D = -24
E = . 0 . F = . 8 . G = -10 . H = .29
I = -11 . J = -14 . K = .24 . L = - 7
M = .18 . N = .10 . O = - 9 . P = - 8
Q = -29 . R = -26 . S = -11 . T = . 0
U = .31 . V = . 8 . W = .11 . X = .28
Y = - 1 . Z = .35
Check out the results:
zero = 0
one = ace = monad = 1
two = deuce = couple = 2
three = 3
four = 4
five = 5
six = 6
seven = 7
eight = 8
nine = 9
ten = 10
eleven = jack = 11
twelve = queen = dozen = 12
jinx = king = baker's dozen = 13
fourteen = 14
fifteen = 15
... and so on, all the way up to
twenty-nine = 29.
Pretty cool, eh?
Since CG uses both negative and positive numbers,
most word values are pretty low
(i.e., nowhere near 666).
But one nice feature is that in addition to matches
(words that add up to the same number),
you can get opposites.
For instance;
George W. Bush = 13, and John Kerry = -13.

[ ... ] ( tiny amount excised )

-Wm.

More Gematria Fun From Kurt Vonnegut!

i found this in Kurt Vonnegut's; Hocus Pocus...!
He seemed to think that it was 'contrived' somehow,
But if the factoids are 'mostly' true,
Then it's at least consistent--
Which, for most of us serious Gematria fans;
It is our most prized achievement!
( It turns out that these numbers
are NOT terribly accurate...!!! )

The Leaders of World War Two

Leader ---------------------YearBorn--YearsLived--TookOffice--YearsInOffice
Churchill....1874....70....1940.......4
Hitler.......1889....55....1933......11
Roosevelt....1882....62....1933......11
Il Duce......1883....61....1922......22
Stalin.......1879....65....1924......20
Tojo.........1884....60....1941.......3

Each of these sets sum to 3,888!
3,888 / 2 = 1944 ( The Year WWII Ended! )
Also:
The average distance to the moon is: 238,856!
And my own magic number is 238...!!!

Here is the Original Pamphlet...!!!
The Original Pamphlet!
i was hoping it would provide some justification for some of the dates & such, but it looks pretty skimpy with the facts...???

The Leaders of World War Two
/ Revised Numbers!

Leader ---------------------YearBorn--YearsLived--TookOffice--YearsInOffice
Churchill....1874....91....1940.......4
Hitler.......1889....56....1933......12
Roosevelt....1882....88....1933......13
Il Duce*.....1883....62....1945......21
Stalin.......1879....74....1922......12
Tojo**.......1884....64....1941.......3

*'s
The reason that original 'pamphlet' used this nom-de-plumes,
was so that the initials from the arranged names
would spell out 'CHRIST'...
apparently the original thesis of this assemblage
was to promote some fundamentalist Christian
propaganda agenda...???

Each of these sets sum to around...3,888!
Churchill = 3809
Hitler = 3890
Roosevelt = 3916
Mussolini = 3911
Stalin = 3887
Hideki = 3892
Mean Average = 3884

Some of these numbers may arguably have been mildly 'fudged'
to achieve their desired result,
But in other cases; it's hard to see how a reasonably honest
Q'balist could have derived them from an actual historical
search for the relevant dates...!!!
FRAUD...!!! ( ? )
Would i be so harsh as to accuse the Christian community
of out & out Flimflam...!!!
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NO...!!!
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i'm sure it was those dang Jews, or Blacks or The IRISH...!!!
The Irish were no doubt behind this,
to make us think less of the fine & logically thinking
Fundamentalist Christian Community.
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DAMN THOSE IRISH...!!!
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( if it wasn't the Irish, then it was probably Al'qeda...!!! )

Introduction to The Gematria...

Introduction to
The Gematria,
& The Cabbage Codes.

The Gematria as i commonly misunderstand it,
Is a Subset of The Qabbalaeh;
A Mystical Philosophy, Alchemical Science,
Arcane Library of Forbidden Knowledge,
Enigmatic Ranting & Visionary Revelations of The Occult.

The Gematria itself is a Method by which Secret Messages,

that are hidden in Various Religious Texts,

May be Revealed to those that know how to use The Tools

available to All Humanimals.
These Tools were placed with The Brains of our distant ancestors,
shortly after the Fall of Adam & Eve,
So that at some unspecified Future time,
We would be able to listen directly to the Word

of The Xi.6 Controllers.
( or Gawds; if you prefer. )

The Cabbage Codes
are a further Subset and Expansion of The Gematria,
in that The Riders of The Golden Hamster--
( An Breakaway Sect of The Babynous Cult )
--Have long desired to find a method

by which we could know the inner-most

and personal private thoughts of The Xi.6 Controllers.

The Great Cabbage is The Xi.7 Controller(s).
Our Monads,

may originate at the Xi.7 Level

along The Infinite Continuum of Realities...

or not...!!!

But this is inconsequential for the time being.

Knowledge of these levels will almost certainly

be forever inaccessible to us...

UNLESS...!!!

The Xi.6 or Xi.7 Controllers

decide to lift us up out of this rung of

The Continuum and show us what their Reality is like.
For all the good it will do any of us...

Since their Realities are just as Transient as ours...!!!

But i digress.

The Cabbage Codes are a method by which

A Key is Revealed to a High Priest or Priestess--
( Some Priestess' like to be called Priests;

In the same sense that Female Doctor's

are not called Doctoress's...!!! )

Be that as it may...

This Key is an Alphanumeric Guide

by which each letter of the Alphabet

is assigned a specific Value...
( The Gematria often allows Characters

to take on Values that range along a magnitude;

Such as A may be 1 or 10 or 100...

The Cabbage Codes ( to date )

Only allow One Value per Character,

and The Riders of The Golden Hamster

believe that this results in a much less ambiguous

and more Authoritative Message! )

The Wonderful thing about The Gematria

& The Cabbage Codes--
Is that The Messages that they Reveal are InCorruptible...!!!
There is just No Way

that some Nefarious Humanimal

could insert all The Messages into The Search Texts

that are routinely found...!
While The Bible, Torah & other Religious Volumes

were written by Either Humanimals

or Demons,

The Secret Underlying Messages that These--

AND ALL WRITTEN MATERIAL

--Volumes Contain,

Could Only have been Placed there by The Great Cabbage

( or Xi.6/7 Controllers ).
When you discover these Messages,

you are seeing The UnMistakable,

InCorruptible, UnAmbiguous

>>Word of Gawd<<

...!!!

There can be no mistake on this issue.

As mentioned Earlier;

These messages are incorrporated

into EVERY text that is Available for Searching...!

These Messages are Inserted into

the Very Fabric of Our Reality.

It's hard to Emphasis something like this enough...

"Space; it's big, really big."

Douglas Addams

These messages are effectively everywhere,

But The Gematria & The Cabbage Codes

are only able to look at this one tiny sliver

of What The Xi.6/7 Controllers are trying to tell us...
Or-- What they are willing to let us know...

( This distinction may hold a subtle difference

in how we perceive their attitude towards us...! )

There are undoubtedly Scientifically Oriented messages

hidden in every Life Form,

in their DNA certainly,

Pithy Aphorisms may be etched along

the edges of Snowflakes,

Clever Riddles scratched on

the surface of every Electron,

Instructive Morality Tales in

the White Noise of Water Falls & Radio Static--
And of Course;

Poetry that is hanging in plain sight,

as every Cloud floats by.

The Tools to Read these Messages is Waiting to Be Discovered.

If you doubt for a moment that any of this is true...

Then please consider your Brain.
The Humanimal Brain.
It was Designed by The Xi.6 Controllers...

( however you imagine them! )
...And made to do One Thing.
That is; Recognize Patterns.
Sight, Hearing, Touch, Taste & The Sense of Smell--
Are the methods by which we form the content of our minds,
Are the holes which let in

The Chaotic Tumult of The World,

and from that,

we are able to pick out The Interesting bits.
How can we do this?
By finding The Hidden Patterns.

The Curious Thing about Patterns...

Or Order...
Is that There is Order in Everything.
And by that, i mean...

Although we have an idea of Randomality,

There is no such animal!
Any Example of Noise, or Confusion...

( ! )

...Can be sorted out and made sense of...!!!

It has been suggested that;

because this is true,

Anything may be made be appear Sensible...!

But with The Cabbage Codes;

There exists a Double Layer of interlocking

Pattern Recognition Safety Protocols

that prevent False Messages from being

Coercively Disposed upon you...!
The First Layer is

The Decryption Method Itself,

which relies on an Elegant & Uncontrived Key

that Reveals the Messages.
The Second Layer is

that You; The Reader,

is given the Responsibility of Determining

if The Messages are True--

or Merely Petty, Inconsequential Artifacts of a Clever,

But Meaningless Statistical Ruse...!!!

The Chances of Intelligible Messages

along the orders that The Cabbage Codes Reveal

is Impossibly small to have occurred by random deception.

To believe that The Messages are the result

of such haphazard causality,

Requires a much Greater placement of Faith;

that there is no Gawd,

than simply turning on your brain

for five seconds

to see that Reason & Logic are the basis

for Using The Cabbage Codes to Find

a Grander Understanding of The World

that We are Trapped Within.

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Gematria Fun:
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Simple English Gematria
This is a TOTALLY FAWKINGLY AMAZING Presentation

by Wm Jas Tychonievich

of The Simplest Gematria Key: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3 ... Z = 26

You can boost this Key by various factors and All The Equivalencies will Still Work,

A = 6, B = 12, C = 18 ... is another Common Variation...

In which:

Jesus = 444 - Yshua = 444 - Messiah = 444 - Cross = 444

Gospel = 444 - God Son = 444

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Heaven and Hell = 666 - Mark Of Beast = 666

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Unfortunately: Lucifer = 444

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The King Jesus = 888 - God Son Jesus = 888 - Jewish Messiah = 888

Jesus Gospel = 888 - Jesus Cross = 888 - Jesus Is Arabian = 888

Jesus In A Tomb = 888 - Who Is Jesus = 888 - Messiah Jesus = 888

Live In Christ = 888 - The House Of God = 888 - The Trinity = 888

King Of The Sabbath = 888 - The Lion Of Judah = 888

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Jesus Is Lord = 906 - Jesus Is Alive = 906 - Christ Jesus = 906

Lord Of Hosts = 906 - Son Of The Lord = 906 - Holy Spirit = 906

Jesus And Father = 906 - LOVE IS THE LAW = 906

Taken From Without Permission...

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While A = 9, B = 18, C = 27 ... Results in both Jesus & Lucifer = 666...!!!

The Calibrated Gematria

This is another AMAZING Presentation by Tychonievich

in which an arguably highly contrived Gematria

Results in a whole slew of UNBELIEVABLE Equivalences...!!!

The Cabbage Codes:

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Super Evil Cabbage Codes

Advanced Super Evil Cabbage Codes

Jury Of The Danged

Did this have anything to do with Harriet Mier's Resignation...???

Is the New Pope The AntiChrist...???
The End Of DaysCalibrated Gematria...!!!

Is Harry Potter A Toady for Satan?

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George W Bush = 666

These three Cabbage Codes are Single Target Creations,

In which The Keys are Amazingly UNCONTRIVED,

Which was one of The Original Principle Proofs of Authenticity...!

Later; It was allowed, By way of The Super Evil Approach,

That Multiple Targets were a More Convincing Proof...! ( ? )

John F. Kerry = 666
Ralph Nader = 666

A Complete Introduction: Version Two

Preface:
This Introduction is intended to convey a complete & exhaustive cursory examination of the boundaries defining The Qaballah, Gematria, Pattern Recognition, Epistemology, Divination, Zen-Daoism, The Cabbage Codes & The Constantly Evolving Theory of Fractional Realities, which is presently being called; The Screen Saver Hypothesis.

Alchemical Cryptography:

The most curious thing about The Qabbalah is that it's of such a recent invention, being only a few hundred years old...!!! i've been thinking that it should be able to date itself back to the earliest settlements along the banks of the Indian ocean, when Violent Nordic Aliens were teaching our pug nosed ancestors to squat while defecating and how to pick our noses without injuring our over developed brains...
Perhaps this novelity indicates that The Caballah is a rediscovered splinter of some, much greater school of teachings... which would explain why it is so ineffectual at accomplishing all the promises that the greater school is presumed capible of...???

But what is The Caballa...???

It is an Ancient Athenaeum of Orthodox Jewish Theosophy, Artificially Flavored Mysticism, Enigmatic Alchemical MicroBiology, Visionary Revelations of Modern String Theory, An Arcane Library of Forbidden Wisdom And An Esoteric Spell Book of Real Magick. ( to merely scratch the surface )

In more practical matters; The Caballah is a Dating Service, Cook Book, Farmers Almanac And Source of Religious Confessors.

On still another level; The Kaballa is a Method by which Students of Wisdom may seek The Truth.

The Truth itself is a very curious thing.
What is The Truth.
How can you know if something is True or not...???

The Humanimal Species has been searching for The Truth for along time, and they don't seem to be making any progress in Either Finding it, or even determining a reliable criteria for Knowing what The Truth is...!?!?!

The Riders of The Golden Hamster
are now Suggesting that:
There is No Truth!

What do we mean by this?
We are living in A Local Universe which is a subset of An Infinite Continuum of Realities,
Each of which, Is an Artificially Defined Construction ( A Fractional Reality ) of The Reality that proceeded it.
Consequently; Each Subset is founded on 'Physical Constants' that have no underlying substance, save the instructions that The Reality Generator uses to 'Paint' each frame of that Reality with.

Presumably...
There is a 'Really Real Truth' upon which all the subsequent realities are resting on...
But this 'Bottom' of The True Universe, ( The Kitchen Floor ) is a completely inaccessibly, infinite distance away from us and undoubtedly consists of a single incomprehensible rule &/or substance.
The insatiably curious may indeed, mightly wonder what this rule &/or substance consists of,
But considering that it is completely unknowable, and genuinely incomprehensible to us...
...stop thinking about it...!!!

Consequently:
In what sense might a Philosophical Shoal of Epistemology be in any way functional to us...???

The most real thing to us... Is our 'Awareness'.
This is what makes us 'Alive' & 'Conscious' &/or 'Sentient'.
If we could somehow get a Handle on how this Reality, or some Parent or GrandParent Realtiy, were able to create this sense of 'Being'...
Then; That Knowledge would either reassure us that we are indeed Something Very Special,
or merely a clever trick of Shadows & Recursive Programming.

Are we living in a Universe that is so cruel,
That it allows us to be Aware that we are Robots?

That is the Question that;
The Riders of The Golden Hamster
--is Concerned with.

So how should we proceed?

One of the most annoying things about Epistemology...
( The School of Knowledge & Beliefs )
Is that most Philosopher's, Scientist's, Priest's & Machiavellian Postulant's--
Is that they've never really sat down and tried to really come up with a way to separate Information from DisInformation.
The most annoying thing about DisInformation;
Is that by Definition, It is Indistinquishable from Information.
If it were easily distinquishable, then it wouldn't be the pesky wastrel that it is.

This is The First Step:
Is there a Method to Reliably Discard DisInformation from The Much Larger Set of Tidings that Pour into our Heads Every Day...???
Perhaps an Easier Approach--
Would be to find a Source that has Noticibly Less DisInformation,
or Such DisInformation can be Staunchly Excluded;
Given a Purposeful Craving to Glean Only The Nutritious Raisins...???

Science faultily uses 'The Scinetific Method' to do this,
Which unfortunately; Is nearly the same method; 'Dogma', used by Religion...
Which is to just 'Make Up' friendly sounding Ideas
and then Construct Poetic Explanations to 'Fill They Out'.

What are some other methods may be used to find These Secrets
That were Hidden from us, in Plain Sight--
By Mischievious Gawds & Angels
That wanted only those with 'Eyes' to Find them...???

There are all those 'Regular', 'Normative' Truths
that 'Scinentists' and 'Preists' are busy filling their Text Books
& Over Sized, Venerated, Illustrated Comix with...
But we are looking for a Slightly Different Pigment for our IceCream.

We are Assuming; Axiomatically--
That The World is Sensible; by Design.

This is arguably quite a stretch...
Since only Paranoid Schizophrenics
& Bible Belt Republican's are allowed to believe things like this...

The Paranoid Schizophrenic is commonly thought to be obsessed with delusions of Persecution,
But we are more interested, at this moment, with their more generalized perception that;
"The World is Sensible, by Design".
The world is not simply an amalgamation of randomly strewn about elements & circumstances...
But rather; Everything that happens, is arranged by someone, for some purpose.
The fine line here; is...
'Everything' -- or -- 'Somethings'.
Even The Riders of The Golden Hamster find this Befuddling.
Do Angels ( Xi.6 Controllers & their Ilk... ( et. al. ) ) plan and frame Everything that happens to us, and our dogs & cats, Flowers & Bees, Dustballs & Unseen Asteroids...???
Or do they allow The Mechanical Operations of Reality take care of most of The Little Things, Interveneing only when Something Big Comes Along...???

There is a School of Though that suggests that The Mechanical Operations of Realtiy...
Which by the way;
May be Considered; Even for The Most Hardened Atheists...
The One True Religion, or Gawd, or The Supreme Xi One Controller...
This is somewhat a matter of Sophomoric Semantics,
But-- Perhaps it is Worth While to take everyone aside and berate them
until they are ALL in completely agreement there is;
Seen or Unseeable, Known or Unknowable;
A True Reality that consists of various attributes
that effect us, by providing us with an arguably tenuous existence
or incomprehensible immortality...
But-- Inarguably;
This True Realtiy Exists;
And it's Defining Principles are:
The One True Religion.

There is a School of Though that suggests that The Mechanical Operations of Realtiy...
( Either the True Reality or an Intermediate Faux Realtiy )
Is Gawd, or The Handiwork of Tireless Angels...

It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike;
It may be that God makes every daisy separately,
But has never got tired of making them.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - G.K. Chesterton

If this is the case, Then;
If we further assume that there is A Reality Generator
that is painting every frame of This Reality,
Then-- Of Course;
Every brush stroke is being made for some reason...!

Where does this take us?

This is all beginning to step on The Toes of Freewill...
And to alliviate that; We may have to evoke Solipsism
and insist that while Freewill is an impossibility,
The One Soul is Autonomous in that it is Equivalent with The One True Universe.
But if this were the case, then;
Not only would All Aspects of The Universe be; Gawd Masturbating--
But that Gawd would be Me.

What is the point of looking for Truth;
When i Am The Truth... ( ? )

So we step back.

That's not what we're looking for; Today.

More Gematria Fun...

NewsGroup with Lots of Sums

for A=6 B=12 C=18... Key

This is INDEED a Magickal

Gematria Key...!!!