Tuesday, June 06, 2000

Late...!!! George W Bush = 666...!!!

If you're still new to The Gematria...
Here's An Introduction

This Cabbage Code was created quite a while ago;
But i really like it's Shapped Key,
So i thought i would take a few minutes to Fatten it up...!!!
Revisionist Date: November 29, 2005

Original Introduction:

It may be too dang late for The Election...
But you should know this anyways...
George W Bush is The Antichrist...!!!
Honest...!!!

O.K...

Well-- He may not be The Actual AntiChrist...
As Babynous has suggested;
'Whoever you think is The AntiChrist, is Most Certainly Not The AntiChrist...!'
But he has, at The Very Least, Sold his Soul to Satan & is A Toady of The Dark Lord...!!!


Almost Certainly... ( ? )

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code:
Based on The Hourglass of Time that is Running Out...!!!

-12--:---36--:---59--:---83--:---107-
--:--24---:--48---:--71---:--95---:--
--A-------B-------C-------D-------E--
------F-------G-------H-------I------
----------J-------K-------L----------
--------------M-------N--------------
------------------O------------------
--------------P-------Q--------------
----------R-------S-------T----------
------U-------V-------W-------X------
----------Y---------------Z----------

What is the Proof...???
Gematria Math...!

Add the Words ' By ' & ' Holy ' Together...
And in The George W Bush Universe of Evil... You'll get 'Money'...!!!
By ( 72 ) + Holy ( 249 ) = Money ( 321 )
No ( 130 ) + Big ( 179 ) = Brains ( 309 )
From ( 167 ) + East ( 261 ) = Morning ( 428 )
Ecstasies ( 640 ) + War ( 178 ) = Hallucination ( 818 )
You may be thinking...
What in the Heck is this...!!! ( ??? )
This is All Just Made Up Shit...!!!
What is The Point of This...??? [ !!! ]
Well--
The Point is;
Is that The Numerical Values of these Words and Phrases are Terrribly, Terribly Unlikely...!!!
Impossible; To be more accurate... ( ! )
Except through Divine Intervention...!
Try this at home if you'd like...
Simply come up with a Key of Numerical Assignments for Each Letter
and then try to find a Pair of Words or Phrases that Compare with one another in some Arithmatical Manner... That somehow make Sense... ?
That sounds simple enough--
Until you begin to sort through The Trillions of Combinational Sets,
and become aware that, after a time...
The Sub-Set of These that are in Any Way Sensible...
Is about the same as the relationship between a damp spot
on the underarm of an Ant's T-Shirt & The Methane Oceans of Jupiter.
If you succeed in finding just One Such Pair of Phrases;
You will have bucked The Odds to a tune of 438,837,927,847,001,988,837,847 to 1
Given that you are working with a Modern English Dictionary.
Here are a few that
The Divinely Assisted Cabbage Codes Method have discovered...

666's...!
George W Bush = 666
The Whore of Babylon = Georgies Buttocks ( 1021 )
Pure Cheney = 666
UnPure C. Rice = 666
Poor Rumsfeld = 666
Say: Tom Ridge = 666
J. Ashcroft ( Sub-Bug ) = 666
Ari F- [ Crimminal ] = 666
Truly Jehovah = 666
UnGodly Fire = 666
Join Tragedy = 666
Human Despair = 666
Crazy American = 666
Pure Secret = 666
The Bridge = 666
Incomparable = 666
Of Gibberish = 666
Dream Angels = 666
Mind is Pure = 666
Gaps in Time = 666
A Wire Hanger = 666
Living Human = 666
Autumn Amnesia = 666
Hopeful Leap = 666
Butcher Brain = 666
Flung Hamster = 666
Ambiguous Sex = 666
Zen Mystery = 666
Sordid Grave = 666
Nudist Gyzym = 666
More Heaven = 666
Strange Meat = 666
Holy Poverty = 666
Turkish Ferry = 666
Natureal Humor = 666
Among Lucifer = 666
Grey Madness = 666
Odd Empire = 666
Abortion Game = 666
Drunken Party = 666
Imaginary Task = 666
Angry Madhouse = 666
Humanimal Abyss = 666
Vast Computer = 666
Miracle + Fate = 666
Dreadful Gawd = 666
Worm Paradise = 666
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NineEleven = 867
NineEleven = Judgeless Zen
NineEleven = Past's PsuedoFate
NineEleven = SuperNaked UnFuck
NineEleven = RatFinkish Fire
NineEleven = Truly Islamless
NineEleven = MetaOnion Orgasm
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The Iraq War = 594
The Iraq War = Bomb Ecstasy
The Iraq War = Got Jehovah?
The Iraq War = Mental Moan
The Iraq War = Because...? 'Dada'!
The Iraq War = UnGodly Soup
The Iraq War = Dumb Sense
The Iraq War = Oklahoma Drama
The Iraq War = Bare Island
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Republicans = 630
Republicans = Muddy Death
Republicans = Type: Dollar
Republicans = Opium Ballot
Republicans = Super Filth
Republicans = Atomic Madman
Republicans = Ghoul Package
Republicans = Purple Skin
Republicans = Lofty Crime
Republicans = Public Void
Republicans = Omen: 'Booger'
Republicans = Jesus: Alive!
Republicans = Zero Breath
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Whore of Babylon = 760
Whore of Babylon = Mohammedan Zoo
Whore of Babylon = Werewolf Hamas
Whore of Babylon = Vast Genitals
Whore of Babylon = Ugliness Alamo
Whore of Babylon = Communist Gawd
Whore of Babylon = Theology Fix
Whore of Babylon = Snowflake Vulva
Whore of Babylon = Odd Machinery
Whore of Babylon = Friendly Walk
Whore of Babylon = Ultimate Soul
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HealthCare = 641
HealthCare = Human Candle
HealthCare = Crazy Nudist
HealthCare = Sordid Fate
HealthCare = Familiar Cock
HealthCare = Last Highway
HealthCare = UnGodly Talk
HealthCare = Skinny Brain
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Secret Breakdown = 985
Secret Breakdown = Look Frightened
Secret Breakdown =Turpentine Snow
Secret Breakdown = Deus Industries
Secret Breakdown = Elemental Howl
Secret Breakdown = Mind + Wastebasket
Secret Breakdown = Crucifixion Robot
Secret Breakdown = Cabbage Condition
Secret Breakdown = Government Shock
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Drug Plans = 464
Drug Plans = Bad Time
Drug Plans = Traffic Fog
Drug Plans = Baby Logic
Drug Plans = State Farm
Drug Plans = Public War
Drug Plans = Fun Package
Drug Plans = Death Gap
Drug Plans = My Alcatraz
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Flying Saucers = 713
Flying Saucers = Known Purgatory
Flying Saucers = Radiant Angel
Flying Saucers = Their Kabbalah
Flying Saucers = Jehovah + Venus
Flying Saucers = UnGodly Life
Flying Saucers = Loony Mystery
Flying Saucers = Ambiguous Shit!
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Oil Profits = 641
Oil Profits = Crazy Ecstasy
Oil Profits = Pure Cocksman
Oil Profits = Tabacco's Game
Oil Profits = Zooish Party
Oil Profits = Other's Ruin
Oil Profits = Uranus Dollars
Oil Profits = Sanity's Jail
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More Equivalencies...!!!
United = Legion ( 463 )
Good = Holy ( 249 )
Heads = Tails ( 332 )
Small = Tiny ( 285 )
Fish = Bowl ( 249 )
High Hope = Best Jesus ( 285 each )
Negro = Dipsy ( 321 )
World = Hades ( 332 )
Lies = Logic ( 344 )
Space = Void ( 285 )
Insanity = Demonic ( 522 )
Walk = Foot ( 225 )
Void = Zero ( 285 )
Genitals = Copulated ( 558 )
Laalaa = Blob ( 214 )
Mystery = Tragedy ( 405 )
Sixth = Sense ( 403 )
Romance = Semen = Slime ( 392 )
Grass = Hair = Bald = Wig ( 214 )
Brain = Meat ( 250 )
Deus = Robot ( 273 )
Lofty = High ( 285 )
Academies = Basements ( 582 )
Nations = Closet ( 450 )
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Act Now...!!!
Stop this Madness and Save your Eternal Soul...!!!

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