Thursday, June 22, 2000

Is the New Pope The AntiChrist...???

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The Cabbage Codes Say YES...!!!
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A newly revealed Cabbage Code Key makes it clear,
Nay! Undeniable-- that The New Pope;
Pope Bennedict #16; is The AntiChrist...!
We here at The Translucent Amoebae are as Surprised as You are--
Since it is Well Known that The AntiChrist,
or a Powerful Minnion of The AntiChrist;
Isn't due to be sitting Pretty at The Vatican
Until After this one is Dead...???
--But The Cabbage Codes Can Not be Refuted...!!!
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As Always:
The Key consists of AlphaNumeric Corrolations that are Derived
from Well Established Spiritual &/or Mystical Roots...!!!
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The Devinely Revealed Cabbage Code Key:
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-62 L
The Slipper Size for Angels that like to Dance on The Heads of Pins.
-61 Z
The Temperature of Satan's Testicles in Degrees; Kelvin.
-30 X
Number of Steps, Backwards, From The Pearly Gates,
To The Drinking Fountain of Remorse.
-19 BD
Years before Christ's Birth, When Jehovah began Stalking Mary.
0 FGJPQR
The Devine Peace of Nothingness!
31 MVWY
The Number of Dead Languages ExPope John Paul Now Speaks Fluently.
55 H
The Number of Seconds to a Minute in Purgatory.
61 ACEKT
The Height of Jesus' Unicycle in Astronomical Units.
92 IO
The Input/Output Code for The BVM's PDA.
122 NS
The Number of Rolls of Toilet Paper John The Baptist Would have Used
If He'd Known about Toilet Paper.
146 U
The Last Natureal Element that Jehovah has Hidden on The Moon.
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Pope Bennedict XVI = 666
Joseph Ratsinger = 666
Catholicism = 666
The Vatican = 666
Roman Curia = 666
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You may be thinking that this is some sort of
Marginally Clever, Cruel Hoax or Malignant Joke...!
But i urge you pull out your Shopping Calculator
And Apply the Key to each of these Alphabetical Names & Phrases.
If any one of you should find someone;
Sufficently Educated to Operate a Computer,
And have a working familiarity with Statistical Analysis--
...To examine this Collection; they would undoubtedly tell you
That in order to Create Such an AlphaNumerical Key as this one,
Which successfully Corrolates with all these Names & Phrases,
That person would need to program the most Powerful Computers
In Existence & Allow them to Run Uninterrupted
For the Next 40 Million Years.
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More 666's
The Name is... = 666
The American = 666
Epiphanies = 666
The Same on... = 666
Journey on = 666
Journeying = 666
The Cities = 666
Where Gyzym, Skulls, Alley Balls-- Reply = 666
Backyard Jazz Memories = 666
Big National... 'By Gyzym!' = 666
Dollar Revolution; Expelled Lamb! = 666
Visionary Bed = 666
ah... Skinny! = 666
Actual Recall Demanded! = 666
Gyzym/Egg : Eastern Body = 666
Dollar? Which Boatload? Body Dollar! = 666
Reply by Will; Leaping Lung Band! = 666
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544)Nothing + 122)Free = 666
244)Reality + 422)Nowhere = 666
451)Telephone + 215)Room = 666
23)Bad + 643)Visionary = 666
176)Flash + 490)Memories = 666
168)Dreadful + 498)Suburbs = 666
122)Love + 544)Nothing = 666
458)Cigarette + 208)Charm = 666
274)Mental + 392)Whoring = 666
336)Sweet + 330)Shame = 666
342)Shadow + 324)Humor = 666
269)Therapy + 397)Semen = 666
86)Hyp + 580)Cigarettes = 666
360)Hearts + 306)Praying = 666
92)War + 574)Steamheat = 666
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Additions:
242)Flannel + 196)Void = 237)Backyard + 201)Hug
391)Heaven + 41)Belt = 432)Dusks
138)Build + 360)Hearts = 498)Suburbs
389)Natural + 520)Cosmos = 909)Illuminations
818)Limousines + 91)Life = 909)Illuminations
718)Supernatural + 202)High = 920)Drunkenness
195)Fully + 53)Cried = 248)Blues
452)Echoes + 42)World = 494)Juxtaposed
390)Impulse + 184)Sexy = 574)Steamheat
212)Ellipse + 164)Trapped = 376)Endlessly
184)Empty + 85)Body = 269)Therapy
214)Angry + 123)Zoo = 337)Wartime
550)Narcotic + 60)Feel = 610)Caresses
86)Hyp + 188)Delight = 274)Catalog
135)Womb + 30)Reply = 165)Door
11)Old + 368)Victory = 379)Kingdom
163)Salad + 391)Heroes = 554)Dungarees
183)Fate + 286)Trembling = 469)Battalion
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396)Smalltown - 243)Lacklove = 153)Pilgrim
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Equalities:
1002 : Universities = Mountain Tops
896 : Connection = Incarnation
703 : Insanity = Governments
695 : Illuminating = Breakthroughs
666 : Journeying = Ephiphanies
574 : Union = Sweetheart = Steamheat
548 : Intelligent = Publishing
543 : Genius = Suffering
494 : Purgatoried = Juxtaposed
493 : Tanked Up = Drunken
490 : Memories = Imaginary
440 : Demonic = Oblivion
427 : Platonic Sailors == Strange Animals
392 : Whoring = Everywhere
361 : Opium Horrors == Psycho Sphinx
348 : Minds = Radios
348 : Dreaming = Synbolic
337 : Money = WarTime
330 : This Theology == You're Shame
310 : Deus = UnGodly
304 : Angels = Spectral = Eternal
269 : His Therapy == Your Moloch
261 : Bashed = Murdered
226 : Mind = Robot
207 : Pure = Bombs
196 : Doom = Void
153 : Fire = Sex = Game = Grave
92 : I = Me = We / War = Crazy
91 : Life = Flame
367 : America = Weeping
214 : Terror = Wars = Angry
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How could this Not be True...???
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1 comment:

Luke Nichols said...

We're in the Tribulation Period:

http://www.ashesaid.com

Luke Nichols