Is the New Pope The AntiChrist...???

An Introduction to The Cabbage Codes...

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The Cabbage Codes Say YES...!!!
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A newly revealed Cabbage Code Key makes it clear,
Nay! Undeniable-- that The New Pope;
Pope Bennedict #16; is The AntiChrist...!
We here at The Translucent Amoebae are as Surprised as You are--
Since it is Well Known that The AntiChrist,
or a Powerful Minnion of The AntiChrist;

Isn't due to be sitting Pretty at The Vatican

Until After this one is Dead...???
--But The Cabbage Codes Can Not be Refuted...!!!
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As Always:
The Key consists of AlphaNumeric Corrolations that are Derived

from Well Established Spiritual &/or Mystical Roots...!!!

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The Devinely Revealed Cabbage Code Key:
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-62 L

The Slipper Size for Angels that like to Dance on The Heads of Pins.

-61 Z

The Temperature of Satan's Testicles in Degrees; Kelvin.

-30 X

Number of Steps, Backwards, From The Pearly Gates,

To The Drinking Fountain of Remorse.

-19 BD

Years before Christ's Birth, When Jehovah began Stalking Mary.

0 FGJPQR

The Devine Peace of Nothingness!

31 MVWY

The Number of Dead Languages ExPope John Paul Now Speaks Fluently.

55 H

The Number of Seconds to a Minute in Purgatory.

61 ACEKT

The Height of Jesus' Unicycle in Astronomical Units.

92 IO

The Input/Output Code for The BVM's PDA.

122 NS

The Number of Rolls of Toilet Paper John The Baptist Would have Used

If He'd Known about Toilet Paper.

146 U

The Last Natureal Element that Jehovah has Hidden on The Moon.
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Pope Bennedict XVI = 666

Joseph Ratsinger = 666

Catholicism = 666

The Vatican = 666

Roman Curia = 666
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You may be thinking that this is some sort of

Marginally Clever, Cruel Hoax or Malignant Joke...!

But i urge you pull out your Shopping Calculator

And Apply the Key to each of these Alphabetical Names & Phrases.

If any one of you should find someone;

Sufficently Educated to Operate a Computer,

And have a working familiarity with Statistical Analysis--

...To examine this Collection; they would undoubtedly tell you

That in order to Create Such an AlphaNumerical Key as this one,

Which successfully Corrolates with all these Names & Phrases,

That person would need to program the most Powerful Computers

In Existence & Allow them to Run Uninterrupted

For the Next 40 Million Years.

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More 666's

The Name is... = 666

The American = 666

Epiphanies = 666

The Same on... = 666

Journey on = 666

Journeying = 666

The Cities = 666

Where Gyzym, Skulls, Alley Balls-- Reply = 666

Backyard Jazz Memories = 666

Big National... 'By Gyzym!' = 666

Dollar Revolution; Expelled Lamb! = 666

Visionary Bed = 666

ah... Skinny! = 666

Actual Recall Demanded! = 666

Gyzym/Egg : Eastern Body = 666

Dollar? Which Boatload? Body Dollar! = 666

Reply by Will; Leaping Lung Band! = 666

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544)Nothing + 122)Free = 666

244)Reality + 422)Nowhere = 666

451)Telephone + 215)Room = 666

23)Bad + 643)Visionary = 666

176)Flash + 490)Memories = 666

168)Dreadful + 498)Suburbs = 666

122)Love + 544)Nothing = 666

458)Cigarette + 208)Charm = 666

274)Mental + 392)Whoring = 666

336)Sweet + 330)Shame = 666

342)Shadow + 324)Humor = 666

269)Therapy + 397)Semen = 666

86)Hyp + 580)Cigarettes = 666

360)Hearts + 306)Praying = 666

92)War + 574)Steamheat = 666

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Additions:

242)Flannel + 196)Void = 237)Backyard + 201)Hug

391)Heaven + 41)Belt = 432)Dusks

138)Build + 360)Hearts = 498)Suburbs

389)Natural + 520)Cosmos = 909)Illuminations

818)Limousines + 91)Life = 909)Illuminations

718)Supernatural + 202)High = 920)Drunkenness

195)Fully + 53)Cried = 248)Blues

452)Echoes + 42)World = 494)Juxtaposed

390)Impulse + 184)Sexy = 574)Steamheat

212)Ellipse + 164)Trapped = 376)Endlessly

184)Empty + 85)Body = 269)Therapy

214)Angry + 123)Zoo = 337)Wartime

550)Narcotic + 60)Feel = 610)Caresses

86)Hyp + 188)Delight = 274)Catalog

135)Womb + 30)Reply = 165)Door

11)Old + 368)Victory = 379)Kingdom

163)Salad + 391)Heroes = 554)Dungarees

183)Fate + 286)Trembling = 469)Battalion

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396)Smalltown - 243)Lacklove = 153)Pilgrim

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Equalities:

1002 : Universities = Mountain Tops

896 : Connection = Incarnation

703 : Insanity = Governments

695 : Illuminating = Breakthroughs

666 : Journeying = Ephiphanies

574 : Union = Sweetheart = Steamheat

548 : Intelligent = Publishing

543 : Genius = Suffering

494 : Purgatoried = Juxtaposed

493 : Tanked Up = Drunken

490 : Memories = Imaginary

440 : Demonic = Oblivion

427 : Platonic Sailors == Strange Animals

392 : Whoring = Everywhere

361 : Opium Horrors == Psycho Sphinx

348 : Minds = Radios

348 : Dreaming = Synbolic

337 : Money = WarTime

330 : This Theology == You're Shame

310 : Deus = UnGodly

304 : Angels = Spectral = Eternal

269 : His Therapy == Your Moloch

261 : Bashed = Murdered

226 : Mind = Robot

207 : Pure = Bombs

196 : Doom = Void

153 : Fire = Sex = Game = Grave

92 : I = Me = We / War = Crazy

91 : Life = Flame

367 : America = Weeping

214 : Terror = Wars = Angry

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How could this Not be True...???

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