Advanced Super Evil Cabbage Codes

Introduction to The Cabbage Codes

This is a more advanced Version of The Cabbage Codes

Such that it Incorporates Features

that will surely Befuddle Any Ordinary Qabbalist.

The Key was Derived from 14 Especially Sacred Numbers

-372 : The Number of Half-Babies ( in Millions ) that result from Every Wet Dream

-168 : The Number of Animals ( in Thousands ) Left Behind on Noah's Ark

-76 : The Number of Girls Moses Dated Before he was Called upon to do Jehovah's Work

0 : The Time that Existed ( in Millennia ) Before Gawd Woke Up

23 : The Number of Sandles that Jesus Wore during His Entire Life

33 : The Age of Lucifer ( in Martian years ) when he Rebelled against Gawd

65 : The Number of Years ( in Millions ) since the last Global Extinction

71 : The Bottles of Fingernail Clippings that Our Current Pope has Saved

89 : The Size of Jehovah's Shoe ( English Measurement )

98 : The Number of Angels that can swim laps in a Thimble

106 : The Number of Mice that Jesus Rescued from MouseTraps

114 : The Height ( in Eqyptian Handspans ) of Jehovah's Blue Ox

130 : The Number of Elements Gawd Originally Made

307 : The Age of Universe ( in Angel years )

-372 -168 -76 0 23 33 65 71 89 98 106 114 130 307

....................Adam.........................

.......................Blood.....................

..........................Chakra.................

.......................Dragonheart...............

.......................Electricity...............

..............Fear...............................

..............Gurdjieff.............Hologram.....

................................I-Ching..........

Junebug..........................................

.......................Kabal.....................

..............Lame..Mirror...Nirvana.............

................................Oxygen...........

..............Pithed.............................

..............Quintessence.......................

..............Root.........................Shaman

...........................................Tantra

.................Unicorn.........................

....................Vedas................Weakness

................................X-Axis...........

........Yawn.....................................

............Zeno................................

Thus

U = 23 G = 0 L = 0 I = 98 N = 89 E = 65 S = 130 S = 130

Ugliness = 535

G = 0 A = 33 M = 33 E = 65

Game = 131

Ugliness Game = 666

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Following from this:

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George W Bush = 666

Richard B Cheney = 666

Condoleezza Rice = 666

Donald Rumsfeld = 666

Tom Ridge = 666

John Ashcroft = 666

Ari Fleischer = 666

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Additional Proofs

Vibrated = 666

Barefoot = 666

Buildings Are... = 666

Fate is a... = 666

Good(261 + Genius(405 = 666

Coma(235 + Weeping(431 = 666

His(334 + Scream(332 = 666

Wig(212 + Underwear(454 = 666

Truly(162 + Blinking(504 = 666

Bleak(228 + Meat(438 = 666

His(334 + Aluminum(332 = 666

Growing(399 + Crime(267 = 666

Unknown(567 + Alarm(99 = 666

Jailhouse(181 + Natural(485 = 666

Pure(88 + Religions(578 = 666

Journey(-265 + Staten(931 = 666

Drunken(396 + Synagogue(270 = 666

Here(236 + Miracles(430 = 666

Superhuman(502 + Backyard(164 = 666

Our(121 + Madness(545 = 666

New + Void = Smashed

Underwear + Daze = Facts

Gaunt + Jukebox = Children

Especially + Absolute = Sensitive

Starry + Fog = Kabbalah

Idaho + Fur = Kiss

Crime + Through = Protest

Pilgrim + Beer = Paradise

Roadside + Archangel = Adorations

Am + Golgotha = Windows

Drugs + Dreamt = Absolute

Screams + Holloweyed = Continued...

Our + Dadaism = Religions

Yet + Blown = Sorrows

Alive + Fucked = Suicidal

Onions + Running = Hetrosexual

Twelve + America = Basements

Crying + Yells = Money

Cigarette + Carrying = Catatonia

Among + Boxcars = Obsessed

Sexy + Pun = Empty

Burning + Dripping = Fainting

Carrying + Free = Vain

Crosscountry + Abyss = Sensation

Symbolic + Ancient = Steamheat

Her + Man = Dreams

Bickering + Expelled = Governments

Conform + Manless = Madtowns

Theology + Lamma = Secret

Hair + Crack = Chicago

Hallucinating = Thought ( 947

Battered Thought = Protest ( Each 907

Listening = Illuminates / Thought ( Each 876

Illuminated = Revolution ( 811

Desolate = Eternity ( 763

Invisible Visions = Insanity ( Each 676

TankedUp = United ( 647

This Delight = Shuddering Hearts ( Each 641

Foetid Times ( Each 633

Onions = Immortal ( 602

Obscene Congress ( Each 583

Lonesome Window = Religions ( Each 578

Their Soulless Furnished Death = Other ( Each 576

Unshaven Robot Scholars = Floated Ecstasy ( Each 568

Cosmos = Innumerable = Colossal ( 560

Converse = Bickering ( 551

It's Stale Ugliness Echoes Tears ( Each 535

Seventy Loveless Disgorged Bodies = Shaking Sphinx ( Each 521

Demonic Caribbean = Screaming Brilliance ( Each 519

Light Heart = Father Filth ( Each 511

Bath = Filth ( 511

Hate Heart = Filth ( Each 511

Ambiguous Ballot = Vast Dreamt Time Tomb ( Each 503

Saintly Sailors = Visible Sanity ( Each 489

Forget Terror = Trapped Dungarees ( Each 470

Movies = Dadaism ( 457

Flashing Sordid Boxes = Goldhorn Shaven Skyscrappers ( Each 456

Horrors = Harpies ( 432

Losing Hebrew Minds = Drained Shrew Brains ( Each 415

Omens = Prison ( 415

Morning Flowers = Groaning Sword ( Each 407

Suffering = Fate ( 405

Gymnasiums = Alcatraz ( 401

Waking Heads = Growing Holes ( Each 399

Archangel = Union ( 397

Heaven = Despair = Bombs ( 391

Wound = Romance ( 389

While Dreaming = Whole Moans ( Each 383

Seven Broken Fingers = Spangled Semen Banks ( Each 382

Burning Decade = Picked Rocks ( Each 364

Therapy = Filthy ( 343

Reality = Poverty ( 335

Symbolic Machinery = Railroad Pilgrimage ( Each 327

Forget Dreams, Loves, Dollars = Blood Rivers, Poems; Reappeared

( Each 326

Howl = Moon ( 318

Golden Naked Angels = Blind Leaden Denver ( Each 317

Starry Poetry = Tragedy ( Each 302

Radio Dramas = Backyard's Doom ( Each 294

Sex Died = Barreled Ass ( Each 293

Madman = Animal ( 286

Leaping Mind = Rolling Brain ( Each 285

Deus = Blues ( 283

World Wars = Wild Farewell ( Each 277

Has Hero = Head Walls ( Each 269

Crime = Package ( 267

Good Empire = Madder Salad ( Each 261

Longer Opium King = Never Open Negro ( Each 252

Dreadful Soul = Square Soup ( Each 251

Lofty Psycho = Empty Harlem ( Each 237

Africa = Coma ( 235

Black Rock ( Each 234

Alive = Loom ( 229

Bleak Girls = Faded Parks ( Each 229

Use Drugs ( Each 218

Dream Poor River = Made Love Farms ( Each 196

Men And Angel = Bang! No Plane ( Each 187

FBI = Giggle ( 163

Fire = Life ( 163

Truly Laugh ( Each 162

War Wall ( Each 147

I'm Game ( Each 131

Feel Free ( Each 130

Sexy Boys ( Each 125

Our Bum ( Each 121

Yellow Ways ( Each 109

Am Rocky ( Each 66

Egg Fell ( Each 65

Years = Days ( 60

Finally Praying ( Each 52

You're Muddy ( Each 18

Icy Mercy ( Each 1

Masturbating = Intelligent ( 1118

Republican = Hydrotherapy ( 444

How could it be Wrong...???