Sunday, June 04, 2000

More Gematria Fun From Kurt Vonnegut!

i found this in Kurt Vonnegut's; Hocus Pocus...!
He seemed to think that it was 'contrived' somehow,
But if the factoids are 'mostly' true,
Then it's at least consistent--
Which, for most of us serious Gematria fans;
It is our most prized achievement!
( It turns out that these numbers
are NOT terribly accurate...!!! )

The Leaders of World War Two

Leader ---------------------YearBorn--YearsLived--TookOffice--YearsInOffice
Churchill....1874....70....1940.......4
Hitler.......1889....55....1933......11
Roosevelt....1882....62....1933......11
Il Duce......1883....61....1922......22
Stalin.......1879....65....1924......20
Tojo.........1884....60....1941.......3

Each of these sets sum to 3,888!
3,888 / 2 = 1944 ( The Year WWII Ended! )
Also:
The average distance to the moon is: 238,856!
And my own magic number is 238...!!!

Here is the Original Pamphlet...!!!
The Original Pamphlet!
i was hoping it would provide some justification for some of the dates & such, but it looks pretty skimpy with the facts...???

The Leaders of World War Two
/ Revised Numbers!

Leader ---------------------YearBorn--YearsLived--TookOffice--YearsInOffice
Churchill....1874....91....1940.......4
Hitler.......1889....56....1933......12
Roosevelt....1882....88....1933......13
Il Duce*.....1883....62....1945......21
Stalin.......1879....74....1922......12
Tojo**.......1884....64....1941.......3

*'s
The reason that original 'pamphlet' used this nom-de-plumes,
was so that the initials from the arranged names
would spell out 'CHRIST'...
apparently the original thesis of this assemblage
was to promote some fundamentalist Christian
propaganda agenda...???

Each of these sets sum to around...3,888!
Churchill = 3809
Hitler = 3890
Roosevelt = 3916
Mussolini = 3911
Stalin = 3887
Hideki = 3892
Mean Average = 3884

Some of these numbers may arguably have been mildly 'fudged'
to achieve their desired result,
But in other cases; it's hard to see how a reasonably honest
Q'balist could have derived them from an actual historical
search for the relevant dates...!!!
FRAUD...!!! ( ? )
Would i be so harsh as to accuse the Christian community
of out & out Flimflam...!!!
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NO...!!!
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i'm sure it was those dang Jews, or Blacks or The IRISH...!!!
The Irish were no doubt behind this,
to make us think less of the fine & logically thinking
Fundamentalist Christian Community.
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DAMN THOSE IRISH...!!!
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( if it wasn't the Irish, then it was probably Al'qeda...!!! )

3 comments:

Wm Jas said...

Yeah, it's contrived. Churchill lived 90 years, not 70, and was in office for 8 years, not 4. Hitler lived 56 years, not 55. Roosevelt lived 63 years, not 62, and was in office for 12 years, not 11. Haven't bothered to fact-check the other three.

Oh, and WWII ended in 1945, not 1944.

Too bad. It would have been pretty damn cool if it were true.

A Translucent Amoebae said...

Yeah...!!! It's easy to come up with Gematria if YOU JUST MAKE STUFF UP...!!!
i really should have checked these factoids, but i also didn't want to believe that Kurt Vonnegut would have just out & out lied about this...!!!
oh well...
[ sigh ]

Quinlan said...

Christ spelling out the main leaders is enough without the numbers