Thursday, June 08, 2000

Prince Charles of Wales = 666

i was really bored the other day, Monday; Martin Luther King Day...
i'd just finished my last book; uhhh, i forget what it was...???
And i need to get a new book, and the libraries were closed,
So i went over to the book store, and bought one.
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i was looking for a New Flying Saucer book...
But i found, in that area, they'd put every kind of 'Odd' or 'Anomolous' & 'Outsider' book that they had, there, and the Flying Saucer books weren't even all in one area, they were spread out all over the shelf space...!!!
So i had to browse around quite a bit; and i found one that mentioned The Gematria on it's back cover, and it was also about The British Royal Family, and The Knights Templar ( i thought! ) and so on... and i also thought that it was only 15$, but it turned out to be 20$...!!!

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And it wasn't very good.
But-- Most of the Reviews on Amazon differed from my Opinion...!!!

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It was The Anti-Christ and a Cup of Tea.
The premise is that Prince Charles is The AntiChrist.
If i'd read this on the inside flap, like i should have, before i bought the book, i would not have read it...!!!
i've always said that anyone that you suspect is The AntiChrist, is Not The AntiChrist--
And Prince Charles certainly address this as it's AntiThesis...!!! --
Therefore; By this logic: He SHOULD BE The AntiChrist...!!!
Except of Course: That's Redickeldockel.
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The Chapter that i was Most interested in was the one concerning The Gematria.
It was too short, and the Author just Glazed over his discovery that;
"Prince Charles of Wales" equals SixSixSix...
Both in English AND Hebrew...!!!
Unfortunately... He had to 'Modify' The Standard Hebrew Key to get it to work...
Only a little bit though:
It starts off simply enough...

A = 1 J = 10 S = 100
B = 2 K = 20 T = 200
C = 3 L = 30 U = 300
D = 4 M = 40 V = 400
E = 5 N = 50 W = 500
F = 6 O = 60 X = 600
G = 7 P = 70 Y = 700
H = 8 Q = 80 Z = 800
I = 9 R = 90

What exactly constitutes The Standard Hebrew Gematria Key is a little fuzzy,
But This is probably a pretty good aproximation...
[ i'd kind of thought that A could be either 1 or 10 or 100; and which it was, was entirely up to The Alchemist/Rabbi that was doing the Encoding/Decoding...??? But this is a minor point-- ]
Where The Author diverges most abruptly is for The Letters; W, X, Y & Z --

Which he claims are 'MetaCharacters' that don't have a conresponding Letter with The Hebrew Alphabet ( which has only 22 Characters )
THUS-- They should be given the value of ZERO...!!!
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Whatever.
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What he most agregiously fails to do However---
Is that he fails to Expand On what this Key ALSO Reveals...!!!
This is Strength and Magick of The Gematria, and he heedlessly blows it off...
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This is unacceptable;

So i thought i would do his homework for him.

As Mentioned Already:
Prince Charles of Wales = 666
Thus:
Prince Charles of Wales = Public Record = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Gave Filth = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Robot Sword = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Birmingham Nightmare = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Clothes Sense = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Secret Delight = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Faint Sorrow = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Sordid Human = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Pacifist Heroes = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Closet Pilgramage = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Night Triangle = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Roadside Hiccup = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Lost Within = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Eternal Railroad = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Lofty Darkness = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Colossal Whisper = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Against Orgasm = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Electrified Madness = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Other Hotel = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Great Cosmos = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Granite Heart = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Fun Town = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Empty Syntax = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Negroes Memories = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Ancient Cemetery = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Muddy Sheet = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Prose Rant= 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Stale Trail = 666
Prince Charles of Wales = Last Reality = 666

Princess Diana = 492
Princess Diana = Whoring Pilgrimage
Princess Diana = Sordid / Obscene
Princess Diana = Kiss & Delight
Princess Diana = Criminal Sense
Princess Diana = Tiny Barbiedoll
Princess Diana = Paper Airplane
Princess Diana = Next Sphinx
Princess Diana = Flat Rose

The Queen Mother = 1056
The Queen Mother = Colossal / Natural
The Queen Mother = National Vegetable
The Queen Mother = Caresses Testicles
The Queen Mother = Nightmare Monosexual
The Queen Mother = Stone Laughter
The Queen Mother = Lava Spinster
The Queen Mother = Dreadful Judgement
The Queen Mother = Pure Potato

Prince Harry = 416
Prince Harry = Bad Incarnate
Prince Harry = Dada Clothes
Prince Harry = Icy Caresses
Prince Harry = National Fix
Prince Harry = Deaf Solomon
Prince Harry = Horror Head
Prince Harry = High Nothing
Prince Harry = Wild Golgotha
Prince Harry = Bile Theology
Prince Harry = Granite Cliff

[ i just purely forgot to do one for Prince William...!!! ]

The Duchess of Cornwall = 1063
[ Carmilla Rosemary Mountbatten-Parker-Bowles-Windsor ]
The Duchess of Cornwall = Comprehensible Frankenstein!!!
The Duchess of Cornwall = European Hipster
The Duchess of Cornwall = Square Number
The Duchess of Cornwall = Harlequin Soul
The Duchess of Cornwall = United Love
The Duchess of Cornwall = Purple Humor
The Duchess of Cornwall = Sinister Wussy
The Duchess of Cornwall = Madhouse Nurse

Prince Charles as a Tampon = 987
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Stale Intoxication
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Monosexual Rant
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Dumb Laughter
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Other Spinster
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Kaleidoscope Oblivion
Prince Charles as a Tampon = Obsessed Fetus

Mirrors
Gawd = 12 : 21 = Cabbage
Bile = 46 : 64 = Wine
Omen = 155 : 551 = Tarot
Yet = 205 : 502 = But
Memory = 235 : 532 = Intellect
Siren = 254 : 452 = Music

Equalities
Platonic = Hometown = 423
Vahalla = Clitoris = 501
Listen = Writer = 394
Darkness = Theology = 370
Water = Tear = 296
SuperEye = FoundMoney = 575
Green = Garden = Grow = 157
Innocent = Princess = 427
Friendly Type = Rolling Schizoid = 469
War = Man = 91
Jail = Life = 50
American Impulse = Barbiedoll Witchcraft = 753
Murder = Villian = 529
Death = Nowhere = 218
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Now there's an Unassailable Argument for Something...!!!

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