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Plastic Nude Girls

Georgian Booty

Wet & Soggy Vulvas

Russian Achloropstic Twat Puzzles

MegaBioElectric Penis Strands

Adorable Kittens on The Moon

Enlarged Caruncles Torn by Love

Academy Awards for Best Fellatio on Puppies

Amateur Night for Larger than Normal Grocery Sackers

Amazonian Cosmonauts in Woollen Underwear

Animated Graphics of Al Q'dae Emetophobics

Anna Kournikova in Shoes 5 Sizes Too Big

Acyrological Fun with Ricky Martin

Is Androstenol in Your Tapioca?
The Ablutomania Habits of Mother Teresa

Stephen King: Closet Accoucheur

Brobdingnagian Teletubbies
The Brachycephalic Head of Geena Davis
Bete Noire; n. Grand pet peeve
Another Famous Bagatelle -- Ian Thorpe
Brachiation: Locomotion by swinging from branch to branch
Bon Mot: n. A clever saying or witticism
Baku: Japanese lion-like creature that is Worshiped by Hamsters
Bhodisattva: Enlightened person who remains on Earth to show others how to reach Nirvana.
Concierge : All Knowing Servant of The Damp Masses

Britney Spears Fits inside a DragonBall

Bruce Lee Ghosts Writes the Drudge Report

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Dean Kamen

Capital Punishment for Disney Executives

Casinos Redefine Bathroom Ettiquette

Cats from Mars

Chinesse New Year was First Celebrated in Japan

Christina Aguilera has Wrinkly Elbows

Christmas / Chrstmsa

Cindy Crawford in a Pants Suit

Classified Buttons

Cliff Notes while Hanging Around

Clip Art of Fingernail Remnants

College Football : More Boring than Baseball...???

Computers with Tiny Mishapen Wires

Cookie Recipes that include Ladybugs

Coyote Ugly & The Meaning of Salt in Your Wounds

Dale Earnhardt Guest Hosts; ZOOM

David Blaine Pulls Snot from His Nose

Day of the Dead in 4 Dimensional Barf Around

Death Penalty with Cream Sauce

A New Diet with Refreshing Lies

Dreamcast: What is it?

Eminem Meets The Easter Bunny

Father's Day In Neandertal Land

Inexpensive Fonts for The Poor

Foot and Mouth Disease found on Firestone Tires

Free FauxGames

Freebies for The Rich

Freeware & Sharepants

Friends and their Genealogy Connections

Gladiator Fun with Gnutella

Grammy Awards fro Grapa's

Greek Mythology: Girls Like It!

'Groundhog Day'

Halloween Mythology for Preteens

Hannibal Day for Groundhogs

How the Grinch Stole Harley Davidson

Holocaust / Weekend Party that Got out of Control?

Jokes written by Howard Stern & Joey Ramone

Lara Kroft is Kinky for Leonardo Di Caprio

Lingerie for Lord of the Rings Fans

Love Poems without Vowels

Love Stories for Bovines with Mad Cow Disease

Madonna visits The Mardi Gras

Marijuana & Martha Stewart

Martin Luther King Jr. buys a used Mercedes Benz

Michael Jackson's Other Hobbies

Was Canada's Moon Landing a Hoax?

Mortage Rates for the Napster Set

NASA & Nascar : Same or Different?

Nicole Kidman is Nostradamus' Grand Daughter

Nintendo Plays The Oprah Winfrey Game

Pamela Anderson vs The Periodic Table

Personal Homepages for Impersonal Homebodies

Playstation 666

Poetry is for Pregnancy like Linux is for Harry Potter

Prom Dresses for Gay Dogs

Prom Hairstyles with Plastic Bits

Publishers Clearing House Reveals; You didn't Win Anything!

Brown Quotes & Lavender Idioms

Ralph Nader: Does he wear underpants?

Ramadan is still dead.

Robert Blake didn't kill his wife, but he has...

...Masturbated to Pictures of Sailor Moon

Santa Claus = 666 : A = 6 B = 12 C = 18 ...

Science Fair Projects for Poets

Scooters that Kill

Swimsuit Issue with Real Swimsuits!

The Simpsons are based on George Bush's Inlaws

The Sims are Us...!!

A Solar Eclipse coming to an Anus Near You

South Park vs The Spice Girls

Star Trek : The Original Series was a Fantasy Program, Not SciFiction

Star Wars : Jedi Training for Preschoolers

Super Bowl Commercials without The Peanut Brittle

Swimsuits for Worms

Tattoos : Plan Ahead--- Please...!!!

Taxes that you owed from a Previous Life

The Bible; What are Your Favorite Bits?

The Postal Service is the Shadow Government

UFOs are as Real as You are!

Valetine's Day in Vietnam War

The Dwarves of Weather

Wimbledon for Wimps

Witchcraft : The Theory of...

Women with Very Long Toenails

World War I, World War II, World War III, World War IV

X Files for The Y Generation

What makes Cheerleaders so damn cheery...?

Yellow Pages / Yellow from what?

How many Zelda's can you Name?