Everything is Wrong

Wednesday, May 8, 2013 8:38:48 AM
Everything is Wrong


There’s a series of Books called : Everything is Wrong

Everything you Know is Wrong : The Disinformation Guide to Secrets & Life / Russ Kick
Everything You Know is Wrong : The Disinformation Guide to Secrets & Lies / Russ Kick
You Are Still Being Lied To : The New Disinformation Guide to Media Distortion, Historical Whitewashes & Cultural Myths / Russ Kick
Everything You Know About Sex is Wrong : The Disinformation Guide to The Extremes of Human Sexuality / Russ Kick
The Graphic Canon ( Volumes ? ) / Russ Kick
The Disinformation Book of Lists / Russ Kick
100 Things You’re Not Supposed to Know / Russ Kick
Everything You Know about God is Wrong / Russ Kick
Hot Off The Net / Russ Kick
You Are Being Lied To / Edited by Russ Kick
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o

And when i first came across them; They weren’t at The Library, because they were just too heretical, Like The Anarchist CookBooks, Of which there were also quite a few.

And some time after that;
i finally began to develop my own Series of Ideas that Refuted All of Cognition.

Topics :

Logic is Bunk / Smart People believe whatever they want to believe, just like everyone else. but they use a technique called ‘Logic’ to create Rational & Convincing ‘Arguments’ to Prove they’re Right. The AntiThesis to This is that Other Very Smart People that Believe exactly The Opposite are able to Create just as Convincing & Just as Rational Arguments to Prove that they’re Right.
People are about as Smart as Fish / The Stepping off point for This Argument is The Very Easy Assumption, or Question that Posits this Query; Just how are Zebras or Wildebeests or Gazelles; Which are Very Large Brained Mammals, Any Smarter than A Tiny Brained Dinosaur grazing on a Savanna? It is now Believed that Such Herding Dinosaurs were every bit as smart as Modern Birds, Good Parents, Nest Building Engineers & they were also very successful for Several Hundreds of Millions of Years. What can a Zebra do that was beyound The Cognitive Skills of a Oviraptor or Stegosaurus? How is a Zebra noticeably Smarter than a Cockroach? Without Language, A Riffraff of HumanBeans would live exactly like Apes, And Apes are only Marginally more Creative than Marmots.
An Examination of Taboos / Taboos are Fascinating ! For any Given Taboo, which will invariably be tied to A Very Austere Punishment for Its Violation; There will be a Sibling Behaviour that is Almost The Same Behaviour as The Taboo. Not only will this AntiEvil Twin Behaviour be just slightly different, But it will be a Preferred or Advocated Behaviour.
Conspiracy Theory / The Theory of Conspiracies. It is often suggested that when some Nuts suggest that such & such a News Item has some Conspiracy behind it, That such a Conspiracy would require The Collusion of Hundreds or Thousands of Confederates that would all have to Keep The Secret for Years & Years, Taking it to their Graves. But Actually; The Great Beauty or Elegance of A Well Crafted Conspiracy is that Hardly anyone knows ‘The Big Lie’. The Conspiracy is set into motion by a small Cadre of Ne’er-do-wells & All The Other ‘Dupes’, ‘Patsies’, ‘Puppets’ or ‘Minions’ are all just doing their jobs, working with The information that The Conspiratorial Nucleus has fed them. They all think that They’re doing one thing, while they are actually doing something else entirely. During The Great Moon Landings Hoax, all of those Employees at NASA were simply pushing The buttons that their consoles told them to push. They had no idea that they were part of a Vast Bamboozling of The Entire World.
What i Believe to Be True / i believe a lot of Crazy Things. Even i think they’re Crazy. But The AntiThesis of Each Crazy Thing, Is Crazy too. Maybe even Crazier.
Obvious UnTruths / These are Things that are; Upon even a moments reflection, will or should be exposed as Obviously Untrue. But they are also things that are Axioms of our World Understanding. The Allowance that any of these Obvious Untruths as being UnTrue will or Should bring about a Catastrophic Collapse of your Hierarchal Pyramid of Reality. As such; Any Normal & Sane Person has a Toggle Switch in Their Brain which Immediately Switches their Brain off if they get too close to Questioning any such Item. If you Press someone to Think too Hard about an Obvious Untruth; They will invariably become Violently Hysterical & Probably go Irrevocably Insane. A Very Benign Example, which is actually gaining some ground in exposing it as an Untruth; Is The idea that some People have ‘Red’ Hair. Simply pick up a Tangerine, which most anyone will acknowledge as ‘Orange Colored’, & An Apple, which most anyone would agree is ‘Red’ & hold each to The Head of a person with ‘Red’ Hair, & ask them which Fruit is Closest to The Color of The Person’s Hair. It is becoming more common that some people are acknowledging that such people do have ‘Orange’ hair, or possibly ‘Copper’ colored Hair, but it is also becoming quite common to refer to such people, especially if they have freckles, as ‘Gingers’. But Still; when this Truth is Used; There are others that Laugh hardily at these Malapropos when Referring to ‘Red’ Haired People. The Truth is Staring them in The Face, & they Refuse to See it.
The Fermi Paradox / Or Where are All The Aliens ( ExtraTerrestrials ) / This Assumes that you Refute that they are in Fact Routinely Visiting us in their Flying Saucers. There may be many curious & convincing reasons why they haven’t overtly contacted our National Leaders or Media Outlets, but Assume for A Moment that they aren’t here ( yet ). This is Very Odd. We may present The Conundrum with The is Opening Premise; Either we Are The First Technological Civilization in The Milky Way Galaxy or Perhaps The Universe, as Surely There must be A First One, Especially if The Big Bang Theory is Accurate; Or we are Not. If We are Not; Then if There was Another ‘Twin’ Earth on The Other Side of The Milky Way Galaxy, & they Began their Earth at The Same Time as Our Earth & they are Exactly The Same as Us, Except for one Small Detail; They Never had an Age of The Dinosaurs. Their Mammals Started at The Same time as our Mammals, but they weren’t Impeded from Evolving to Primates & something very much Humans by 300 million years of Very Large Reptilian like Mammoths. Such that they Created a Technological, Space Faring Civilization 300 Million years before we did. This would have allowed them, even if they never, in all those 300 million years, developed a Space ship that could travel faster than 5% of The Speed of Light, To have Colonized Every Planet or Star System in The MilkyWay Galaxy. And If they had Developed Warp Drive. This Argument may easily apply to any Twin Earth anywhere in The Visible Universe. So where The Heck are they?
A ScreenSaver Universe / Given that Consciousness is some Amazingly Clever Trick that The Brain Produces, It should be possible to Recreate it in A Mechanical or Electronic Device. The AntiThesis to this is That Consciousness is A Manifestation of The Soul that becomes Tied to Corporeal Carbon Based Robots for some very good Reason. In Either Case; It should possible to Either Make a Conscious Robot or Create a Robot that will ‘Accept’ an Seraphic Quintessence to take control of it. We are at The Verge Right Now of Creating Computer Games or Simulations of Fractional Realities that are Indistinguishable from our ‘Real’ Reality. When we are able to then insert Genuinely Conscious Entities into These Simulicons, Those Monads will believe that they are in a reality just like ours, or at least, just as real. Are We living in a Simulicon ? Is there any Way to Know for Sure ? Statistically; There is only One True Reality & Any Number of Millions of Potential Simulicon Realities; Therefore it is entirely Reasonable to Believe that We must be living in A Screen Saver Reality, & Not The True Reality.  If we take into consideration all The things that are so very odd about our reality that out & out defy a ‘Rational’ ‘Understanding’ then it make all The more sense to believe that these things have no ‘Underlying’ Causality, but are merely lines of code in a Computer Simulation. Gravity works simply because there’s a subroutine that tells our simulated bodies to stick to The ground. Tides & Magnets & Bigfoot all Exist because The Programmer thought it would be fun to put kooky impossible things into our reality.
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o

And whenever i’m watching The News on TV now;
Everything, Absolutely Everything that i see is Wrong.
It’s all Lies.
Compulsive Lying.
Everything is Backwards.

- -
As a Side Issue;
The World is Suddenly filling with lots of bits of Technology which seem very amazing, But Simultaneously; There are still lots of things, Lots & Lots of things that are still remarkably primitive.
It’s as if these things were being ‘held back’ because they’re somehow elemental to The Look & Feel of ‘Western Civilization’
Or.
Changing these things would be ‘Too’ Dangerous.

Microphones / i hate it that everyone on TV or wherever is still holding a microphone in front of their faces. This is so UnNecessary & Stupid Looking. Why is this Persisting ?
Chairs, Tables & Furniture
Book Cases have always been made very inefficiently for keeping books upright. Simply giving The Shelves a slight incline would fix this.
Programming Languages / Instead of becoming easier & easier to use, as they once were, they’ve disappeared, & only versions available today are incomprehensible.
Robots / Why can’t i buy a robot kit that will allow me to make a robot of my own design. It is very curious that The Lego Masterminds Robot Kits are so very specifically designed to prevent The Builder from making a truly functional robot with a unique design.
ESP / While numerous Experiments by Industries, Corporations & Governments have proven beyound any doubt that ESP Exists, it remains tantalizingly unavailable for productive exploitation because The underlying principles of how it might work & how to make it work effectively are still unknown, & The Critics insist that anyone in An Established University or Corporation must first have a Complete & Thorough Understanding of these Principles before they can begin studying it further.
There is a very common ‘Method’ of Locomotion which i call ‘Internal Inertia Generation’  that has been invented & reinvented over & over again, but each time, its been somehow suppressed, & any effort to ‘Explain’ how it works is shouted down by The Orthodoxy. It’s simplest Actualization may be seen in The manner by which children can kick themselves ‘Up by their Bootstraps’ while on a Swing. They’re certainly not pushing against The Air to Swing higher & higher. How are they doing it ? If this were put into a Car, The Wheels could be attached freely to Axils, or Boats would no longer need Propellers. It might even allow for An AntiGravity Effect by Pushing A Vehicle Up, Rather Than simply along a Level Surface.
Sound Camera. Imagine a Camera that took pictures of Sound. This technology might easily be built with ‘Shotgun Microphones’ which have been around forever. Such a Camera would be able to take Essentially Free & Safe Images through any medium that allowed Sound Waves to Pass through it, like a human body.
How about a Camera that took Pictures using The Entire ElectroMagnetic Spectrum, Far Outside The Visible Range or Even Beyond Infrared & UltraViolet. Each Element or Chemical that Such a Camera would ‘See’ would have a Unique Color & This Camera could see through Anything using only The Ambient light of Cell Phones & Other Benign Electronic Devices & Overhead Electrical Power Cables. Such Cameras could easily see Bomb making chemicals inside Suitcases or hidden in body cavities without intrusive searching. Such a Camera might even be able to take ‘CT’ Like images of a book, being able to read each page without opening it. We could go back to The ‘Olden’ days when people just went to The Airport & got on a plane without any fuss.
There are a lot of ‘Funny’ Things about The Moon Landings in The Late 1960’s & Early 70’s, But My personal Favorite concerns The Moon Buggy. There is a School of though that suggests that if you take The Footage of The Astronauts or Lunarnauts jumping around on ‘The Moon’ & Speeded it up by 2x, They would look exactly The Same as if they were hopping around on Earth. This Assumes that they’re not really on The Moon, Such that their SpaceSuits are not really The Heavy Suits that they would be if They were real Space Suits. The Outfits that they’re actually wearing are light cotton & nylon Costumes given form with wire frames. & The Astronauts aren’t really, or may not really be, The Celebrity Lunarnauts, They may instead be Gymnasts or Ballet Dancers. Now. The Curious bit is The Moon buggy. When you look at The Moon Buggy on the Moon, The Dust flying out from The Rear Tires is in slow-motion, just like The Lunarnauts are when they’re hopping around. But The Dust coming out from The Tires should be spraying out much faster & Farther if it were really on a low Gravity Moon wouldn’t it ?
It seems to me that if you were A Little Country at war with The United States it would be extremely prudent to take a few steps to make The war all The more egregious & costly for The United States. But they don’t. Especially if The United States were Carpet Bombing your Cities; How much worse could it be? The Question or ‘Concern’ that you don’t want to make things worse by ‘Acting Up’ would be irrelevant. Like simply bombing on a Regular ‘Daily’ Schedule, Targets within The Continental United States. This wouldn’t require Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles; All it would require is a Truck crossing over A ‘Weak’ or Compromised Boarder Gateway from Mexico or Canada, Or you could establish some Internal Supply Depots inside The United States. It might also be very easy to sink or at least effectively attack an Aircraft Carrier by delivering a ‘Whale Submarine’ ( which would be a Submarine that appeared to A SONAR Operator to be a Whale, Dolphin, Tuna or Swordfish ) with sufficient explosives to blow off their Propellors. Once ‘Dead in The Water’, along with any support vessels surrounding it, which should all be attacked simultaneously, you would then simply draw their fire with ‘Faux Attack Missiles’ until their ‘antimissile’ Guns were Exhausted of Ammo, Then use your few & more Expensive ‘Real’ Missiles to Breach Their Waterline Hulls, All along one side, So that they’d topple over.
Another thing that confuses me is why These ‘Terrorists’ would bomb their own ‘Traitorous’ Civilians, such as Local Police Officers that are Collaborating with The United States Armed Forces. This would only allow The United States to Reasonably Assert that they have to Remain in The ‘Host’ Country indefinitely— Perpetually, to ‘Keep The Peace’. The Net Effect would be Exactly The Opposite of What these Fanatical Nationalists would Presumably Want.
And why does The United States have Military Bases in Other Countries all over The World ? Aside from Britain or Maybe, Maybe France or Russia, Does any other Country do this. Does China have Military Bases in Any other Country Anywhere ? Why does The United States have a Military Base on Cuba ! ? Why would The Cuban’s & The USSR have allowed this ? World War II wasn’t so very long ago; When a Tiny European Country, In Bankruptcy, Nearly Conquered all of Europe & Asia, Which that alone is so kooky that there is something mind-numbingly fishy about it. But nowadays; Wouldn’t it be more providential to Demilitarize all of Europe & Asia, along with The United States & South America, Just as nearly everyone did after World War I, & this time; Make sure it Sticks!
The Biggest Resistors to such an idea would be The Arms Manufactures & Dealers. The Solution to that; is to find them something else to make. One solution is A World Wide Network of Underground Tunnels & Cities to Free up Surface land from Roads, Dangerous Air-Travel, Transporting Toxic Materials by Rail, & Providing Cheap Transportation across invisible Boarders by means of TaxiVators. TaxiVators are like Elevators, which go up & down, but also go side to side, & can transport an individual or group from The 30th floor of a high-rise building in New York, Directly to A Cafe in Paris France, Via A TransAtlantic Undersea Tube at Supersonic Velocities. Mail & Consumer Goods would be transported by this Method, making Traditional ‘Shops’ completely Obsolete. Shopping Malls would be Replaced with Covered Parks, Community Sports & Recreation Centers, Learning Kiosks & Cafes with enough tables to allow The elderly to sit there all day long without annoying The Waitresses.

- - - -

,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,