Article : Deep Magic from The Dawn of Time
*If
you haven’t seen The Cabin in the Woods, don’t. It’s the
stupidest movie I’ve ever seen in my life —
and this is coming from someone who has seen both 2-Headed Shark
Attack and Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid. However, the synchronicity
fairies saw to it that I watched it the day after teaching “Deep
Magic,” so I had to point out the obvious parallels. In the movie,
the Ancient Ones are “giant evil gods” who will destroy the whole
world if they are not periodically appeased with the blood of people
who are drugged, entrapped into “sinning,” and then “punished.”
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i
loved The Cabin in The Woods!
Is
this The One that i’m thinking of,
With
The Rubic’s Cube Cabin on The Cover of The DVD ?
Made
in 2012
?
Warning
: Some Spoiler Content
But
The Film’s Enjoyability is Tangental to Its Plot or Resolution.
First;
The Overall Plot line is of absolutely no relevance to me. Dumb or
not.
The
Dialog is Great.
The
Acting is Fair to Middling, Definitely Acceptable.
The
Sets & Production Values are Good.
The
Premise is that Some Teenagers are ‘Directed’ to A ‘Friends’
Cabin in The Woods to spend a Weekend or somesuch.
Then
The Focus switches to some Men in A Control Room somewheres that are
‘Arranging’ Things to put The Teenagers into Moral & Ethical
Dilemmas to ‘Test’ Them.
All
this is again, completely Irrelevant.
All
The ‘Religious’ Aspects that Wm Jas is apparently seeing as
somekind of Christian Allegorical Tale, Like he ( & everyone else
) uses to Interpret The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe, may or may
not be Accurate; But i interpreted it as References to The Cthulhu
Mythos, which i am fond of.
Certainly;
These Monsters & Such that Reoccur throughout The Cabin in The
Woods, are not at all from a Christian or Any Traditional Religious
Narratives.
The
Film is really just a Parody of All Previous Films of This Genre,
Where The Causality of The Teenagers Misfortunes are Carefully
Accounted for by these Scientists that have Rightly or Wrongly
‘Bought Into’ This Ancient Dogma that Blood Sacrifices must be
Periodically made to Pander to The Whims of The Ancient Ones that
apparently live deep underground.
In
The Cthulhu Mythos ( Proper ); The Ancient Ones or The Great Old
Ones, are Aquatic Creatures that live Deep in The Oceans. This
Mythos has Spawned many, many stories written by many different
authors, drawing on a common vocabulary & characters.
To
The Films Credit; The Ending does not Definitively Reveal What
Happens when The Teenagers Frustrate The Agenda of This
‘Institution’. Certainly there is Local Mayhem, but does it
Result in The End of The World ?
It’s
been awhile since i’ve seen it,
But
i think that The Ending is Slightly more open ended.
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