Monday, June 26, 2000

Advanced Super Evil Cabbage Codes


This is a more advanced Version of The Cabbage Codes
Such that it Incorporates Features
that will surely Befuddle Any Ordinary Qabbalist.
The Key was Derived from 14 Especially Sacred Numbers
-372 : The Number of Half-Babies ( in Millions ) that result from Every Wet Dream
-168 : The Number of Animals ( in Thousands ) Left Behind on Noah's Ark
-76 : The Number of Girls Moses Dated Before he was Called upon to do Jehovah's Work
0 : The Time that Existed ( in Millennia ) Before Gawd Woke Up
23 : The Number of Sandles that Jesus Wore during His Entire Life
33 : The Age of Lucifer ( in Martian years ) when he Rebelled against Gawd
65 : The Number of Years ( in Millions ) since the last Global Extinction
71 : The Bottles of Fingernail Clippings that Our Current Pope has Saved
89 : The Size of Jehovah's Shoe ( English Measurement )
98 : The Number of Angels that can swim laps in a Thimble
106 : The Number of Mice that Jesus Rescued from MouseTraps
114 : The Height ( in Eqyptian Handspans ) of Jehovah's Blue Ox
130 : The Number of Elements Gawd Originally Made
307 : The Age of Universe ( in Angel years )
-372 -168 -76 0 23 33 65 71 89 98 106 114 130 307
....................Adam.........................
.......................Blood.....................
..........................Chakra.................
.......................Dragonheart...............
.......................Electricity...............
..............Fear...............................
..............Gurdjieff.............Hologram.....
................................I-Ching..........
Junebug..........................................
.......................Kabal.....................
..............Lame..Mirror...Nirvana.............
................................Oxygen...........
..............Pithed.............................
..............Quintessence.......................
..............Root.........................Shaman
...........................................Tantra
.................Unicorn.........................
....................Vedas................Weakness
................................X-Axis...........
........Yawn.....................................
............Zeno................................
Thus
U = 23 G = 0 L = 0 I = 98 N = 89 E = 65 S = 130 S = 130
Ugliness = 535
G = 0 A = 33 M = 33 E = 65
Game = 131
Ugliness Game = 666
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Following from this:
...
George W Bush = 666
Richard B Cheney = 666
Condoleezza Rice = 666
Donald Rumsfeld = 666
Tom Ridge = 666
John Ashcroft = 666
Ari Fleischer = 666
...........................................................
Additional Proofs
Vibrated = 666
Barefoot = 666
Buildings Are... = 666
Fate is a... = 666
Good(261 + Genius(405 = 666
Coma(235 + Weeping(431 = 666
His(334 + Scream(332 = 666
Wig(212 + Underwear(454 = 666
Truly(162 + Blinking(504 = 666
Bleak(228 + Meat(438 = 666
His(334 + Aluminum(332 = 666
Growing(399 + Crime(267 = 666
Unknown(567 + Alarm(99 = 666
Jailhouse(181 + Natural(485 = 666
Pure(88 + Religions(578 = 666
Journey(-265 + Staten(931 = 666
Drunken(396 + Synagogue(270 = 666
Here(236 + Miracles(430 = 666
Superhuman(502 + Backyard(164 = 666
Our(121 + Madness(545 = 666
New + Void = Smashed
Underwear + Daze = Facts
Gaunt + Jukebox = Children
Especially + Absolute = Sensitive
Starry + Fog = Kabbalah
Idaho + Fur = Kiss
Crime + Through = Protest
Pilgrim + Beer = Paradise
Roadside + Archangel = Adorations
Am + Golgotha = Windows
Drugs + Dreamt = Absolute
Screams + Holloweyed = Continued...
Our + Dadaism = Religions
Yet + Blown = Sorrows
Alive + Fucked = Suicidal
Onions + Running = Hetrosexual
Twelve + America = Basements
Crying + Yells = Money
Cigarette + Carrying = Catatonia
Among + Boxcars = Obsessed
Sexy + Pun = Empty
Burning + Dripping = Fainting
Carrying + Free = Vain
Crosscountry + Abyss = Sensation
Symbolic + Ancient = Steamheat
Her + Man = Dreams
Bickering + Expelled = Governments
Conform + Manless = Madtowns
Theology + Lamma = Secret
Hair + Crack = Chicago
Hallucinating = Thought ( 947
Battered Thought = Protest ( Each 907
Listening = Illuminates / Thought ( Each 876
Illuminated = Revolution ( 811
Desolate = Eternity ( 763
Invisible Visions = Insanity ( Each 676
TankedUp = United ( 647
This Delight = Shuddering Hearts ( Each 641
Foetid Times ( Each 633
Onions = Immortal ( 602
Obscene Congress ( Each 583
Lonesome Window = Religions ( Each 578
Their Soulless Furnished Death = Other ( Each 576
Unshaven Robot Scholars = Floated Ecstasy ( Each 568
Cosmos = Innumerable = Colossal ( 560
Converse = Bickering ( 551
It's Stale Ugliness Echoes Tears ( Each 535
Seventy Loveless Disgorged Bodies = Shaking Sphinx ( Each 521
Demonic Caribbean = Screaming Brilliance ( Each 519
Light Heart = Father Filth ( Each 511
Bath = Filth ( 511
Hate Heart = Filth ( Each 511
Ambiguous Ballot = Vast Dreamt Time Tomb ( Each 503
Saintly Sailors = Visible Sanity ( Each 489
Forget Terror = Trapped Dungarees ( Each 470
Movies = Dadaism ( 457
Flashing Sordid Boxes = Goldhorn Shaven Skyscrappers ( Each 456
Horrors = Harpies ( 432
Losing Hebrew Minds = Drained Shrew Brains ( Each 415
Omens = Prison ( 415
Morning Flowers = Groaning Sword ( Each 407
Suffering = Fate ( 405
Gymnasiums = Alcatraz ( 401
Waking Heads = Growing Holes ( Each 399
Archangel = Union ( 397
Heaven = Despair = Bombs ( 391
Wound = Romance ( 389
While Dreaming = Whole Moans ( Each 383
Seven Broken Fingers = Spangled Semen Banks ( Each 382
Burning Decade = Picked Rocks ( Each 364
Therapy = Filthy ( 343
Reality = Poverty ( 335
Symbolic Machinery = Railroad Pilgrimage ( Each 327
Forget Dreams, Loves, Dollars = Blood Rivers, Poems; Reappeared
( Each 326
Howl = Moon ( 318
Golden Naked Angels = Blind Leaden Denver ( Each 317
Starry Poetry = Tragedy ( Each 302
Radio Dramas = Backyard's Doom ( Each 294
Sex Died = Barreled Ass ( Each 293
Madman = Animal ( 286
Leaping Mind = Rolling Brain ( Each 285
Deus = Blues ( 283
World Wars = Wild Farewell ( Each 277
Has Hero = Head Walls ( Each 269
Crime = Package ( 267
Good Empire = Madder Salad ( Each 261
Longer Opium King = Never Open Negro ( Each 252
Dreadful Soul = Square Soup ( Each 251
Lofty Psycho = Empty Harlem ( Each 237
Africa = Coma ( 235
Black Rock ( Each 234
Alive = Loom ( 229
Bleak Girls = Faded Parks ( Each 229
Use Drugs ( Each 218
Dream Poor River = Made Love Farms ( Each 196
Men And Angel = Bang! No Plane ( Each 187
FBI = Giggle ( 163
Fire = Life ( 163
Truly Laugh ( Each 162
War Wall ( Each 147
I'm Game ( Each 131
Feel Free ( Each 130
Sexy Boys ( Each 125
Our Bum ( Each 121
Yellow Ways ( Each 109
Am Rocky ( Each 66
Egg Fell ( Each 65
Years = Days ( 60
Finally Praying ( Each 52
You're Muddy ( Each 18
Icy Mercy ( Each 1
Masturbating = Intelligent ( 1118
Republican = Hydrotherapy ( 444
How could it be Wrong...???

1 comment:

the carbon based mistake said...

the cabbage codes are amazing.
my wife eats alot of cabbage.
practically the only thing she eats. She will run home from work CRAVING cabbage, like some people crave chocolate or beer.
The naming of the codes as "Cabbage Codes" delighted her, although I have to ask why call them cabbage codes?
tonight I do test prints of your book.
I am excited.
I wish I was the artist of the book, and not just the designer and publisher. I am jealous.