Tuesday, June 20, 2000

Even More Gematria Fun...!!! Jury of The Danged!

This Cabbage Code of The Supreme Court
Was meant to Expose The Truculence of Harriet Miers
The Amended Version; For Samuel Alito; may be found at:
A Revised Gematria: Jury of The Diggity Danged

We all hope for Peace and Security,
And short of that, lots of Money,
Or If not lots of money,
Then a pet that shows affection for us from time to time,
Even if we really know that all they're interested in,
Is licking the salt off our sweaty arms.

Another thing that most Reasonably Intelligent Humanimals

Would like to see in A Stable Social Environment,
Is a Justice System that is Fair & Blind,
In that special kind of way that we would like it to be Sightless,
And yet;
We hope that it can see perfectly well
When it's searching for something very much like: The Truth.

Unfortunately;

Things don't always turn out the way we want them to,
And those of us that would still like to believe
That Angels are looking out for us,
And that there's A Loving Gawd
That has created a Universe in which
Everything is for the best...
We simply pinch our Meaty Thighs from time to time

And remind ourselves
That while things right now
Are looking as sour as a shaved cat coming at us
With firecrackers tied to it's paws--
Everything is going to work out eventually...
After several thousands, or millions,
Of time consuming Reincarnations.

That day of Final Reckoning is still quite a ways off,

Since everything that is happening to us
In the here and now;
Smells like Michael Jackson's Rubber Underpants.

To find out what is hiding on the other side of the curtains,

That we've been repeatedly told not to look behind,
We're able to consult the time tested:
The Cabbage Codes...!!!

What do they tell us now?

The Latest Key that was Devinely Revealed to me is This one:

Easily arranged for Arithmancy...

A =..90...H =...13...O =..29...V =.-70
B =..15...I =...26...P = -57...W =..58
C = -58...J =..116...Q =..58...X =..72
D = 195...K = -352...R =..64...Y = 258
E =..51...L =..263...S =..77...Z = 102
F =..72...M =...76...T =..13
G =..-1...N =...15...U =.-17

But what does it mean?
What does it Signify?
What are it's implications...???




The True Reality = Forgotten Alchemy [ 953 ]
...
John Roberts, Jr. = 666
Stephen Breyer = 666
Ruth Bader Ginsburg = 666
Anthony Kennedy = 666
Antonin Scalia = 666
Clarence Thomas = 666
John Paul Stevens = 666
David Souter = 666
& Harriet E Miers = 666

Although it is utterly beyound mathematical possibility, statistically probability
or the computational ability of all the worlds computers,
working in parallel, for tens of thousands of years--
to contrive of a Gematria Key that would fit this pattern;
The Cabbage Codes provides
Additional proof of this Key's Authenticity...!!!

Additional 666's :



Nine Justified = 666
Null Men = 666
Government Sword = 666
State Comrade = 666
Jesus + Death = 666
Supreme Court + Clitoris' = 666
Crazy Epiphanies = 666
Will Butcher = 666
Become Industries = 666
Hebrew Holocaust = 666
Forgotten Whiteness = 666
Bad Mercy = 666
Oil [ Laugh! ] = 666
AntiVictory Heroes = 666
Moviehouseish Terror = 666
Murder Together = 666
Bonegrinding Darkness = 666
Atomic Visionary = 666
Lies, Incantation = 666
Scribbled Cherub = 666
Vibrating Testicles = 666
Bowery Drunkenness = 666
Insanity Sphinx = 666
Sweet Asperger's = 666
--- --- ---
Equalities :
This = That = Shit = 129
Stumbled = Ballot = 673
Heart = Earth = Prisons = 231
Seek = Secret = 173
Beer = Man = 181
God = Obese = 223
Girls = Money = 429
StoneWall = SuperLoveless = 859
Demonic = Strange = Nudist = 309
First = Good = Hebrew = 252
You're = Schizoid = 385
Past = Cement = 123
More = Again = 220
Phonograph = Echoes = 138
Harvard = Enlighten = 446
Bottom = Aft = 175
Natural = Socialist = 518
AntiRevolution = SuperMoney = 547
Sweetheart = Secretaries = 481
Genius = Atomic = 151
--- --- ---
Additional Equalities :
Crackable + Drunkenish = Confessed + Kickable
SuperJail + AntiBroken = ArchAngels
SuperPickle + America = Darkness + Thought
Poorish + Imaginations = UnListen + AntiComputer
--- --- ---
Mirrors :
213 ) Fire : Mind ( 312
18 ) Twinky : Innocent ( 81
112 ) Cottage : Empire ( 211
132 ) Tao : Heart ( 231
175 ) Bottom : Underwear ( 571
185 ) Rotten : Madness ( 581
194 ) Roof : Eternity ( 491
199 ) Sphere : Eyeball ( 991
205 ) Cosmos : ArchAngel ( 502
194 ) Enter : Buddha ( 491
--- --- ---
Freedom = 538 :
Freedom = Weepish Kaleidoscope
Freedom = PsuedoPure Nakedness
Freedom = Peyote Specters
Freedom = Heart's Meat
Freedom = Those Emptied
Freedom = Talk Null
Freedom = SuperNaught MetaBurn
--- --- ---
Truth = 86 :
Truth = Beneath SubKnown
Truth = Omen: FireTrucks
Truth = Taoish Bickerings
Truth = Dumb Suckers
Truth = Fuck Prejudger
Truth = Rottenish Parking
--- --- ---
Justice = 183 :
Justice = Antique Snowbank
Justice = Spectral Kings
Justice = Hamster Hiccup
Justice = Dreamless Kick
Justice = SuperBickering Jesus
Justice = Smoke: SuperBecause
Justice = Look: UnGame
--- --- ---
The American Way = 812 :
The American Way = Bowling MetaCabbage
The American Way = Kindly SuperCommunists
The American Way = PreMigraine PsuedoShit
The American Way = SuperOpium Delights
The American Way = Capitalismish PrePotato
The American Way = Purpleless UnPoem
The American Way = Together: ArchAngels
The American Way = Useless SuperTown
--- --- ---
The Damp Masses = 829 :
The Damp Masses = Juxtaposed Justices
The Damp Masses = Lifes Torsoes
The Damp Masses = Vegetable's Rejects
The Damp Masses = Robotly Innocents
The Damp Masses = Jumping Loonys
The Damp Masses = HomeTownish Souls
The Damp Masses = Eyeing Money
The Damp Masses = Wussyish Supermen
The Damp Masses = Solipsism's MetaRatFink
The Damp Masses = Presentible WasteBaskets
--- --- ---
The True Reality = 953 :
The True Reality = Sexless Terror
The True Reality = Purgatoried Treasures
The True Reality = Free Salad
The True Reality = Humorless Governments
The True Reality = Vomited PsuedoHamburger
The True Reality = Eternal SuperPoverty
The True Reality = MetaSensation Nothingness
The True Reality = Crazyish UnJudger
The True Reality = Whisper; Skull And CrossBones
--- --- ---
...
Just How...??? Can it Not be True...???
...
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Judge Clarence Thomas = "Lauch Ejected Orgasm"
Harriet Miers = "RE: Hire, I smart!"
Antonin Scalia = "AntiSocial Nan"
Justice John Roberts = "J.R.? He's Best! Join Court!"
Supreme Court = "Corrupt? Sue Me!"
Supreme Court = "True Scum... Rope!"
The United States Supreme Court = "Respect The Numerous Attitudes."

1 comment:

Wm Jas said...

This just might be your most impressive Cabbage Code to date!