Late...!!! George W Bush = 666...!!!

If you're still new to The Gematria...
Here's An Introduction

This Cabbage Code was created quite a while ago;
But i really like it's Shapped Key,
So i thought i would take a few minutes to Fatten it up...!!!
Revisionist Date: November 29, 2005

Original Introduction:

It may be too dang late for The Election...
But you should know this anyways...
George W Bush is The Antichrist...!!!
Honest...!!!

O.K...

Well-- He may not be The Actual AntiChrist...

As Babynous has suggested;

'Whoever you think is The AntiChrist, is Most Certainly Not The AntiChrist...!'
But he has, at The Very Least, Sold his Soul to Satan & is A Toady of The Dark Lord...!!!

Almost Certainly... ( ? )

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code:
Based on The Hourglass of Time that is Running Out...!!!

-12--:---36--:---59--:---83--:---107-
--:--24---:--48---:--71---:--95---:--
--A-------B-------C-------D-------E--
------F-------G-------H-------I------
----------J-------K-------L----------
--------------M-------N--------------
------------------O------------------
--------------P-------Q--------------
----------R-------S-------T----------
------U-------V-------W-------X------
----------Y---------------Z----------

What is the Proof...???
Gematria Math...!

Add the Words ' By ' & ' Holy ' Together...
And in The George W Bush Universe of Evil... You'll get 'Money'...!!!
By ( 72 ) + Holy ( 249 ) = Money ( 321 )
No ( 130 ) + Big ( 179 ) = Brains ( 309 )
From ( 167 ) + East ( 261 ) = Morning ( 428 )
Ecstasies ( 640 ) + War ( 178 ) = Hallucination ( 818 )

You may be thinking...
What in the Heck is this...!!! ( ??? )
This is All Just Made Up Shit...!!!
What is The Point of This...??? [ !!! ]

Well--
The Point is;

Is that The Numerical Values of these Words and Phrases are Terrribly, Terribly Unlikely...!!!

Impossible; To be more accurate... ( ! )

Except through Divine Intervention...!

Try this at home if you'd like...

Simply come up with a Key of Numerical Assignments for Each Letter

and then try to find a Pair of Words or Phrases that Compare with one another in some Arithmatical Manner... That somehow make Sense... ?

That sounds simple enough--

Until you begin to sort through The Trillions of Combinational Sets,

and become aware that, after a time...

The Sub-Set of These that are in Any Way Sensible...

Is about the same as the relationship between a damp spot

on the underarm of an Ant's T-Shirt & The Methane Oceans of Jupiter.

If you succeed in finding just One Such Pair of Phrases;

You will have bucked The Odds to a tune of 438,837,927,847,001,988,837,847 to 1

Given that you are working with a Modern English Dictionary.

Here are a few that

The Divinely Assisted Cabbage Codes Method have discovered...

666's...!

George W Bush = 666
The Whore of Babylon = Georgies Buttocks ( 1021 )

Pure Cheney = 666

UnPure C. Rice = 666

Poor Rumsfeld = 666

Say: Tom Ridge = 666

J. Ashcroft ( Sub-Bug ) = 666

Ari F- [ Crimminal ] = 666

Truly Jehovah = 666
UnGodly Fire = 666
Join Tragedy = 666
Human Despair = 666
Crazy American = 666
Pure Secret = 666
The Bridge = 666
Incomparable = 666
Of Gibberish = 666
Dream Angels = 666
Mind is Pure = 666
Gaps in Time = 666
A Wire Hanger = 666
Living Human = 666
Autumn Amnesia = 666
Hopeful Leap = 666
Butcher Brain = 666
Flung Hamster = 666
Ambiguous Sex = 666
Zen Mystery = 666
Sordid Grave = 666
Nudist Gyzym = 666
More Heaven = 666
Strange Meat = 666
Holy Poverty = 666
Turkish Ferry = 666
Natureal Humor = 666
Among Lucifer = 666
Grey Madness = 666
Odd Empire = 666
Abortion Game = 666
Drunken Party = 666
Imaginary Task = 666
Angry Madhouse = 666
Humanimal Abyss = 666
Vast Computer = 666
Miracle + Fate = 666
Dreadful Gawd = 666
Worm Paradise = 666
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NineEleven = 867

NineEleven = Judgeless Zen
NineEleven = Past's PsuedoFate
NineEleven = SuperNaked UnFuck
NineEleven = RatFinkish Fire
NineEleven = Truly Islamless
NineEleven = MetaOnion Orgasm
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The Iraq War = 594

The Iraq War = Bomb Ecstasy
The Iraq War = Got Jehovah?
The Iraq War = Mental Moan
The Iraq War = Because...? 'Dada'!
The Iraq War = UnGodly Soup
The Iraq War = Dumb Sense
The Iraq War = Oklahoma Drama
The Iraq War = Bare Island
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Republicans = 630

Republicans = Muddy Death

Republicans = Type: Dollar

Republicans = Opium Ballot

Republicans = Super Filth

Republicans = Atomic Madman

Republicans = Ghoul Package

Republicans = Purple Skin

Republicans = Lofty Crime

Republicans = Public Void

Republicans = Omen: 'Booger'

Republicans = Jesus: Alive!

Republicans = Zero Breath

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Whore of Babylon = 760

Whore of Babylon = Mohammedan Zoo

Whore of Babylon = Werewolf Hamas

Whore of Babylon = Vast Genitals

Whore of Babylon = Ugliness Alamo

Whore of Babylon = Communist Gawd
Whore of Babylon = Theology Fix

Whore of Babylon = Snowflake Vulva

Whore of Babylon = Odd Machinery
Whore of Babylon = Friendly Walk

Whore of Babylon = Ultimate Soul

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HealthCare = 641

HealthCare = Human Candle

HealthCare = Crazy Nudist

HealthCare = Sordid Fate
HealthCare = Familiar Cock

HealthCare = Last Highway

HealthCare = UnGodly Talk

HealthCare = Skinny Brain

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Secret Breakdown = 985

Secret Breakdown = Look Frightened

Secret Breakdown =Turpentine Snow
Secret Breakdown = Deus Industries
Secret Breakdown = Elemental Howl
Secret Breakdown = Mind + Wastebasket
Secret Breakdown = Crucifixion Robot
Secret Breakdown = Cabbage Condition
Secret Breakdown = Government Shock
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Drug Plans = 464

Drug Plans = Bad Time

Drug Plans = Traffic Fog
Drug Plans = Baby Logic
Drug Plans = State Farm
Drug Plans = Public War
Drug Plans = Fun Package
Drug Plans = Death Gap
Drug Plans = My Alcatraz
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Flying Saucers = 713

Flying Saucers = Known Purgatory

Flying Saucers = Radiant Angel
Flying Saucers = Their Kabbalah
Flying Saucers = Jehovah + Venus
Flying Saucers = UnGodly Life
Flying Saucers = Loony Mystery
Flying Saucers = Ambiguous Shit!
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Oil Profits = 641

Oil Profits = Crazy Ecstasy

Oil Profits = Pure Cocksman
Oil Profits = Tabacco's Game
Oil Profits = Zooish Party
Oil Profits = Other's Ruin
Oil Profits = Uranus Dollars
Oil Profits = Sanity's Jail
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More Equivalencies...!!!

United = Legion ( 463 )

Good = Holy ( 249 )

Heads = Tails ( 332 )

Small = Tiny ( 285 )

Fish = Bowl ( 249 )

High Hope = Best Jesus ( 285 each )

Negro = Dipsy ( 321 )

World = Hades ( 332 )

Lies = Logic ( 344 )

Space = Void ( 285 )

Insanity = Demonic ( 522 )

Walk = Foot ( 225 )

Void = Zero ( 285 )

Genitals = Copulated ( 558 )

Laalaa = Blob ( 214 )

Mystery = Tragedy ( 405 )

Sixth = Sense ( 403 )

Romance = Semen = Slime ( 392 )

Grass = Hair = Bald = Wig ( 214 )

Brain = Meat ( 250 )

Deus = Robot ( 273 )

Lofty = High ( 285 )

Academies = Basements ( 582 )
Nations = Closet ( 450 )

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Act Now...!!!
Stop this Madness and Save your Eternal Soul...!!!