Tuesday, June 06, 2000

Late...!!! Ralph Nader = 666...!!!

It's a lucky thing that Ralph Nader wasn't elected President...!
He's The Antichrist...!!!
( Of all The Antichrists that we've discovered, so far, He's the only one that seems to fit the profile of someone that seems like A Savour... Only to turn on us later... In the Year 2012, and gather us together like oil soaked hamsters and toast us for a lucheonette with Satan...! )

The Spiritually Inspired Cabbage Code...

--------37----------
----74---A---74-----
111--B--------C--111
-D---E---F----G---H-
-----I--------J-----
-K---L---M----N---O-
-----P--------Q-----
---------R----------
-----S--------T-----
-U---V---W----X---Y-
---------Z----------

If you don't think that this Arrangement of Letters is Complicated Enough to provide Irrevocable Proof that Ralph Nader = 666 = Satan Incarnate...!!!
Then take a gander at these 666 Equalities...

I Solomon = 666
Madhouse = 666
Nostalgic = 666
Tanked Up = 666
The Noise = 666
Gibberish = 666
Of Teahead = 666
Nightmares = 666
Bickering = 666
With Dreams = 666
Soulless = 666
In Paradise = 666
Oblivion = 666
Cigarettes = 666
Visionary = 666
Sweetheart = 666
Religions = 666
Bullshit = 666
Suicides = 666
UnGodly = 666
Typewriter = 666
Socialist = 666

Equivalences...!!!

Best = Mind
Brains = Minds
Holy = Angels
Heaven = Eternal
Angelic = Specter
War = Me
Policecars = Buttocks
Electricity = Revolution

Gematria Math...!!!

Joyride ( 592 ) + Brains ( 370 ) = Hallucinating ( 962 )
Terror + Incomprehensible = Conversationalists
Fire ( 222 ) + Postcard ( 666 ) = Crucifixions ( 888 )
King ( 333 ) + Visionary ( 666 ) = StraightJacket ( 999 )
Journeyed ( 777 ) + I ( 74 ) = Illuminating ( 851 )

Thank your lucky stars that our electoral process so effectively shuts out 3rd Party Canadates...!!!

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