The Bible...

The Bible was Written by Satan!
( or : Only Atheists will Get Into Heaven! )
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If you think about what is in The Bible much--
Then you probably are not a Christian.
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Those that do think about what's in there are a mixed sort,
But what i've been thinking about lately is that most everything in
The Bible is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of
what i WOULD EXPECT from a Supreme Being.
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When i say 'Satan' --
i should clarify that 'My Satan'
is probably a little different from 'Your Satan'.
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Just as 'My Gawd'
is probably a little different from 'Your Gawd'...!
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My Gawd;
For example is the creator of this Fractional Reality Spectrum.
This layer.
Gawd has his, or her, own layer,
and it might very well be; That it's just as phony as ours...!
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That is;
i believe ( ! ) that our reality;
This Layer;
Is just one of An Infinite Continuum of Realities.
( i sometimes call this a 'Screen Saver Reality' )
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There is a bottom to The 'Real' Universe,
and that bottom is called: The Kitchen Floor.
But for the time being; Let us not digress too awfully much.
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Satan is NOT the exact opposite of Gawd;
Satan is more like The Mischievious ID of Gawd,
or his little sister,
or a hacker from across the street.
Gawd & Satan probably know each other,
( If they're not the same ( person ) )... [ ??? ]
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The point being;
Is that Satan is working with Gawd
for some end purpose...
And that is --- ???
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But!
They have left us some clues.
Let us first take into consideration that some humanimals are smarter than others,
and that we ( we believe we do )
have something like Freewill...
( Consciousness )
And that Gawd may be interested in Harvesting
The Good Ones { Free Agents } Amoung Us... ( ? )
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To do this ---
( This is NOT an Original Idea...
It's been battered around by a number of other authors & philosophers... )
--- Satan has written a clever little book
( amoung others ) Called The Bible.
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And in it:
He promises you a Heavenly Respite when you're dead,
And all you have to do is a few ( arguably ) Nutty Things...
Like Mutilate your Genitals,
Stick your Head in a Bucket of Water,
& Completely Turn Your Brain Off.
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If you don't do these things;
You'll burn in Hades for All Eternity.
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At any given time in History;
When people ACTUALLY BELIEVED THIS BOLOGNA,
Just try to imagine how BRAVE
and HEROIC
and TRUE you would have to be to yourself
to TURN AWAY FROM THAT...
to SEEK THE TRUTH,
and TRY TO BE REALLY GOOD...!
( that is; Seek genuine truth & goodness )
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[ it might be noted that people that BELIEVE in 'That Crap' already think they know the real truth & what goodness is...
Persecuting gays for example;
murdering innocent Islamic children,
ignoring reality...
and so on... ]
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Digression:
One thing that most annoys me about 'Gawd' and 'The Bible' is that;
It seems to me that if Gawd really wanted to leave us 'A Message' --
Then s/he would have done it in such & such a way so that it would be impossible to misinterpret or corrupt it in any way...
and The VERY ANTITHESIS of this would be to leave this message in a book,
written in a dead language.
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The Best way:
Would be to leave the message In The Universe Itself...
And THEN:
It would be available to ANYONE,
ANYWHERE
without a priestly class to interpret it for them...!
You wouldn't have to join a club to find this message,
all you have to do,
IS LOOK AROUND YOU...!!!
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Alright...
So some people are really dumb,
and they wouldn't be able to 'figure this message out'...
Does that mean that they would go to hell...???
NO!
If you'll recall --
The entire idea of hell is to make,
Turning Away From Gawd
a particularly Heroic & Noble Act of Truth Seeking...
It ( Hell ) doesn't really exist...
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So what would be in This Message...???
( The Message that's embedded into the Universe itself,
and requires a large, active brian to find it...! )
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Bonus Extras!
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You'd get into Heaven without them,
But they're just something a little extra for people that want to keep busy.
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So: The end point is that--
Only Atheists will Get Into Heaven.
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And the people that believed all that crazy nonsense in The Bible...
What will happen to them when they're dead...???
i don't know what will happen to you...
Perhaps...
Either you'll go to a really lame heaven,
or suffer the indignities of reincarnation,
or something else...???
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