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Bad Mothers. Things that Bad Mothers do. What is The Spectrum of what Bad Mothers do ? Cut off their children’s fingers. Whip them until flesh peels off in chunks. Berate them for being good. Make them shave their mother’s legs. Horrible Chores. Feed them Worms or Cockroaches. Dress them inappropriately. Nail them to Chairs. Put rings in Their noses & lead them around with a chain. Carve elaborate designs into their bodies. Perform complex surgeries to them to move their eyes farther apart. Attach Animal Limbs to them. Hook them up to Computers & Other Mysterious Machines to Teach them how to Turn Invisible or Levitate. Force them to Practice Playing Impossible Musical Instruments. Sell them to Abusive Factory Owners. Make them perform tricks with dangerous animals. Sacrifice them to Obscure Gawds. Cannibalize them. Tie them to Balloons & let them drift off into The sky. Throw them into The maws of hungry sharks or polar bears. Make them run across mine fields to clear a path. Toss them into a Hornets Nest or one with Killer Bees. Bury them up to their groins in a Fire Ants Nest. Push them out windows. Tie them to Railroad Tracks. Force them to help out at a Retirement Home. Enroll them into a Scout Group that is led by an incompetent Scout Master. Send them off to The Worst Summer Camp Available. Tell them they were born to a Very Wealthy Royal Family, but you kidnapped them when they were babies. Convince them that they’re not human. Make fun of The way they walk. Tell them they are mispronouncing words when their not. Give them bad haircuts. Cut their fingers & toes when you’re trimming their nails. Buy them a sickly puppy. Smoke cigarettes around them. Make them sleep in damp beds. Arrange for them to share their room with hobos & derelicts. Get them Comix books with pages torn out. Take them to a Church whose services are held in someone’s basement. Sew their mittens to their wrists. Never let them brush their teeth. Paint their room very sloppily. Make sure that their socks never match. Fill their School Thermos with Bourbon. Wake them up at 3am to take The garbage out. Teach them to wipe your butt with they hair. Insist that they save all their boogers in shoe boxes. Never help them with their homework. Change The Rules of any game you’re playing with them every 3 minutes. Tell Them that Dressing Rooms in Department Stores are Bathrooms. Drop them over fences into yards with vicious dogs. Never tell them The Truth. Play recordings of people coughing when they’re trying to sleep.
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