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COWBOY JUSTICE
A Young Boy is taken from his Filthy Plains homestead, dragged from his mother & father & 12 Siblings. He is taken to work at a Cattle Ranch to pay off a debt that his drunken father had incurred during a crooked poker game.
He is bunked in a shack with 28 other filthy cow hands, all of which masturbate compulsively & is made to give them blow jobs or lick their festering wounds. Every day out on The Range, where they are made to herd & rope The cattle by running amoung them, as they are not given horses, one or more are trampled. Since there is no medical care available & they are not given guns, when one of them is injured sufficiently that they can no longer walk, they must be stoned to death & left for The buzzards & coyotes to eat after they’ve moved on.
It is quickly apparent that despite his horrible circumstances, angels are protecting him.
At night; Pixies ravage through Their camp, eating their food & sometimes poking out their eyes while they sleep. If a pixie is caught, it is roasted & eaten, but their flesh is usually so horrible that it induces projectile vomiting.
After several Weeks; A very odd animal appears before The young boy & tells him that it is an emissary for The Devil. If he would like to sell his soul for all The treasures of The World; All he need do is leave The camp & follow it into The desert. The boy, desperate for relief from these horrors, follow The creature all night to a steep precipice, where The beast now tells him to jump into The dark ravine. The boy hesitates just long enough for a kung fu priest to come along & kill The deformed creature. The Asian Priest then gives The boy some sagely advice & reveals to him that has a very special soul that many will try to possess.
He then leaps into The ravine & after several minutes, The boy hears The body splash into a river.
The boy works is way back down The path & on an amazing adventure, Encounters:
Aliens
Robots
Were-(x
Vampires of Several Kinds
Super Beings ( SuperHeros, AntiHeros & Villains ( & AntiVillains )
Reality Shifts
LSD Trippers
6 Different Mad Scientists
French Models
Dwarves with Tails
Visible Angels
Insane Mathematicians
Ξ.6 Controllers
Time Travelers
Members from The Carrot Club
More & Stranger Aliens
Witches
Witches from The Future
Jumpers ( Odd Naked Myn & Womyn that Jump rather than Walk )
Gawd
Myn in Plaid
Girl Scouts Selling things other than Cookies
Ξ.7 Controllers
Small Children playing very odd games
Security Guards that summarily Shoot People without provocation
A mysterious figure with a large mayonnaise jar which he tries to put The boy into.
Filthy Teenagers that complain about their mean parents.
Famous Media Whores with boxes of junk food.
Televangelists
Comix Artists
Poets
Song Writers that badly play out of tune guitars
Movie Directors
Politicians
A Kindly Plumber that helps him find his Spirit Guide that finally helps him find The Truth behind his amazing journey.
He then makes his way back to The home on The Plains where his Father has died, & he takes care of his family, marrying his younger sister & raising a son that becomes a mad scientist that takes over The world & creates a lasting Utopia.
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